I Touch Myself [England x England]

[tridtate09]

hehe..it's funny cause it's himself... :/

[WolfOfTheBeyond]

Oh lord it's so wrong but it feels so right....

[butters1800]

....*cough*....i uh....-creams- ..... XDDD jk JK

[ShyScissors]

0:45

DAT ASS

*looks up*

WAT IS DIS EVEN.

[Hawkfrostashfurfan]

O.O

[TampereFTW]

*Watches again*

[TampereFTW]

What did I just watch? I'm greatly disturbed now....

[Rasperry263]

Oh my god.. My Inner USUK fangirl is starting to die.... *o*

[Wolfpack9798]

@SoraChiistar u watched the naruto vidio too huh? XD

[SoraChiistar]

@Wolfpack9798 xD Yeah, indeed!!

[SoraChiistar]

So should this ve considered gay or masturbation? *___*

[TheSandrag18]

@SoraChiistar  both :D

[RiverOfTears1000]

Mother Russia approves of this sexy Selfcest

[sisterto3]

@0:20 best picture

[rozzalina95]

England approves of EnglandxEngland ;3 ... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *time warp*

[didestiny]

Wank detected!

[MegaChozen123]

Selfcest yummmmmmm

[ChillMusicVillge]

Am I the only one who only watched this for the picture of Brittania Angel and Sexy Waiter at 0:54?

[randomname2298]

I wonder who will be Seme

[SoraChiistar]

@randomname2298 I think pirate England is seme, and current England is uke. O_O Don't ask me why...

[HaruhiAhiru]

Austin Powers, anyone?

[japanfangirl]

Yes. Just... yes.

[TheNightcloudHATER]

o_O selfcest

[MrAwesomesouce]

This song *facedesk*

[oOFudgePrincessOo]

So, is this considered gay or masturbation...?

.....or both? o.0'

[amberthecutiepie]

this is my reaction =} this is my moms reaction 0_o

[Sonamy341]

@amberthecutiepie haha that was my reaction =} till my dad came in....

[xMoonRosesx]

Pirate England is sexy. *nods* XD

[ChasehaWing]

Would this be considered masturbation, or narcissism?

[HelloIsThereAProblem]

@ChasehaWing

... Narsturbation. ^_^

[ChasehaWing]

@HelloIsThereAProblem

AHA! I like it!

[HelloIsThereAProblem]

*clears throat* Ahem ...

Now THOSE are some BLOODY WANKERS. ;D

G-Get it? HimselfxHimself ... Wanking ... >_> ...

._. ... *sniffle*

[k12hanchi]

so....are they masturbating|

[HelloIsThereAProblem]

@k12hanchi

Yep. Technically wanking.

[HetaliaFangirlAru]

@Shirochan30:Pirate :3

@AreoRaptorz: Don't forget Japan lol

[Valkyrie7701]

What...the f*ck...

[Drepani13]

there are three dislikes, France, America and Russia are my best guesses

[mewwindferret]

I couldnt concentrate on the video because the song was raping my mind with horrid pictures of some middle aged lady.........*gags*

[spacebarisevil]

Okay at first I was like “oh my… this is going to be so stupid! nothing can beat UsUk… I should watch anyways...” then it was *nosebleed* and a few minutes later “time to look up pictures!” and more nosebleed...

[Wolfina01]

Um...Wait, Wha? If England's a seme then how is England a uke? Do they switch places sometimes? Somethings should not be figured out. -_-'

[minnymoon1360]

lol, sorry but its funny :D BUT! its so ture about him :D

[MaoMixification]

Uhmm...What....? @W@

[MentalLlama22]

oooooohh gawwd this song -facepalm-

[shinyumbre]

literally.

[luminousXyy]

LOL i think this would suit Prussia better tho xD

[4HetaliaLove]

@luminousXyy :This gives me an idea X3

[luminousXyy]

@4HetaliaLove haha for fanfiction or amvs?

[4HetaliaLove]

@luminousXyy : AMV :3

[MorganMaxGray]

i tried so hard not to laugh XDDD

[omgcanadawho]

...This happens in doujinshi

[awonderland123]

thumbs up if you'd want to see england touch himself XD

[HeiwaUzumaki]

So is this like, some new form of masturbation or something?

Either way, Heiwa and France-niichan likes.;D

[DarkAngelbaby1985]

I heard this song in Austin Powers man of mystery

[mijutt]

This is the only time that Iggy is seme... : D

[narutoxfunny10]

Who's seme? Iggy of course.

[tatulover6602]

Well hello ;3

[moonfloweratnight]

am i the only one who finds this creepy as fuck?..........

bring on the thumbs down!

[AllyBugGirl]

If I looked like Iggy I would touch myself :D

wait what? XD

[Elkkun]

Ukes: Gentleman!Iggy, Waiter and Angel!Iggy

Seme: Pirate, Punk and Police!Iggy c:

[ZebraxSixteen]

Gentleman!England x Pirate!England x Waiter!England x Angel!England x Police!Engalnd x Punk!England = my favorite pairing :D

[124Animeluver]

Where did you get the pictures? (Sorry if I'm being annoying)

[FMAFanable]

0:37 Holy crap! What the hell happened to his nose? D:<

[pookeyjung]

Gentleman is Uke

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

It's the only time he's uke.

LO- /shot

[RawrzzzxTocixRainbow]

Hmm.

So, who's the Uke supposed to be?

[EternalAmethystRogue]

This brings a whole new meaning to the term touching yourself.

[Dumbledorathexplora]

@EternalAmethystRogue

america would SO be watching that....with france -__-

[Yumichan29]

UK is awesome!!!!

also epic

[LittleLemoon]

Oh Seriously ?

May I say Iggy is a little... pretentious ? But I still love him ❤

Self-cest, FUCK YEAH !

[dontmindmees]

Eh. I never quite understood how self-cest worked(I was thinking time machine)...I like the art though. The art... >///> teehee.

[TenshiChihuahua]

... ODEARGOD I must now go wash my brain

(Hey this song was in Austin Powers :D)

[penguinsluveremily]

Self-cest: A whole new level of narcissism.

[VIsForValarie]

*cough* while this is an AWESOME video (and pairing) I must say that this song fits Prussia so much more... just saying.

[lkoinuchan]

FOREVER ALONE XD

[dancinggorons1337]

its not wrong that 1:10 is my favorite picture, right?

[XxNeonDarknessxX]

@dancinggorons1337 There is nothing wrong with that. XD

[dancinggorons1337]

nn..... .///////.

[AmericaNoBaka]

England - Go fuck yourself!

Pirate!England - I'd be much obliged~ /smirk/

[spongexbobify]

This video inspired me to write a ten-way England X England selfcest fic... Is that weird?

btw, awesome video!

[ruxandra416]

@spongexbobify ..send me the link when your done!

[spongexbobify]

@ruxandra416

Okay~

[SASORI666SCORPION]

Can I watch? OwO

[roomofangles]

This brings up a question... Punk Rock EnglandxPirate England?

[gardeford]

all i can think of is weird al XD

[DarkPepson]

These pictures are adorable.

YouxYourself. That's technically masterbation right?

[peacelovenihon]

Because the only person hot enough for England is England.

[Hamsterlover16]

... Hot.

[YamiandHikariYuki]

*nosebleed*

[PickledCabages]

Lol this is my new OTP

[librarosegirl123]

hawtt this is now my fave pairing...after meXengland <3

[triforcekitten]

WAITWUT *fangirl squee*

[AeroRaptorz]

France and America disliked this.

[AllenXRoad]

@AeroRaptorz

And also Scotland D: lol

[Mrsannabanana100]

@AeroRaptorz

Spain too apparently

[heartbrokenstardust]

i want these pictures give em to me o.o

[NameOnTheSpine]

Conquistador!Spain- Go fuck yourself, England!

Pirate!England- *shrugs, throws a sputtering Igiko over his shoulder and walks away*

Universe- . . .

[pookeyjung]

OH MY GOD!

[inufanatic123]

XD

[korinakorinakorina]

What the... XD Where did this England selfcest come from? Not that it isn't hott, but seriously :o

[tobiswife]

XD i dont really like selfcest but this made me laugh

[jinxthekitsune]

WELP.

thats added to my list of secret fetishes XD

[TotalAlias]

Alfred approves...well...that is until...you know O///O

[4HetaliaLove]

The one dislike is France. He wants to Touch England.

[ashriver7710]

I thought only Prussia could do that ._.

[ras144]

Lol omg! XD

[KawaiiChibitalia]

>B( This......This is my new OTP B)

PFFTTTT.

[oOsAnReNaOo]

where did you got these pictures from? *_*

[LittleShaggyFox]

haha xD iggy is sooooo cute with himself ^.^ he don/t need enybody else.

iggy: stupid fangirls -.-

fangirls: *come closer with evil raping smiles* GO AND FUCK YOURSELF! OR...

iggy: ok, ok O.o'''

[irule1265]

SELFCEST

Basically a combo of masturbation and hallucination :3

[kevinjoenickfan1996]

So when England thinks about himself, he touches himself? XD

[Shirochan30]

.... wait.... whos seme?

[Elkkun]

@Shirochan30 ENGLAND OF COURSE.....Wait.... Pirate!Iggy to Gentleman!Iggy c:

Gentleman!Iggy to Server!Iggy, URK THIS IS AWKWARD.

[Falloutboyforever357]

@Shirochan30

England of course! Wait...what?

[thestrawberrigrl15]

@Shirochan30 pirate england

[ApolloMello]

@Shirochan30 England of course. :U

[kgirlsworld]

@Shirochan30 Pirate!England, most likely.

[Moondapple22]

@Shirochan30 Russia.

[MooGorillaz]

@Shirochan30 Simple! Which ever ones the drunkest~! C:

[EdElricPwns132]

@Shirochan30

They switch roles.

[TheGeekForTDI]

Oh god my mom walked in at 0:20 xD

*Covers hands with screen* Oh! Hi mom! ^_^;

[TheGeekForTDI]

Dear god, I love you ;w; I am in LOVE with selfcest. This is now my favorite. (Next to Prussia)

[EngelYumi]

i got a Spain self-cest doujin that this reminds me off xD

[animemonster]

...the fact is this could be canon because England is such an insane bastard.

[EnkaiNami]

@animemonster XD I thought the same exact thing!

[blackdragonroxy]

WHUT. I LAUGHED SO HARD.

[myyamisamasochist]

o sweet jesus my country is...oh i give up it was hot XDDD

[MovieTrance]

Come now England.. Just because you don't have America with you doesn't me--- *Gets tea in the face*

[MadxAsxIxKnowxIt]

Awwh Iggy, you can't be THAT lonely. . .

[RozeElric]

D: SOMEBODY DONT LOVE THEMSELVES!

This video made me giggle! :D

[cronasphere]

its Britannia and England.. isnt it? ah hell, that rocks..

[ICanFlyButNotLand]

Self-cest self-cest! I need the pictures, either tell me where you found them or give them too me! PLEEEEASE!

[girlynarutogal]

The reminds me of a fan comic

w w w.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?­u=93173&e=1194034&p=0#comments

it's really good!

[mebemyself247]

YAY SELFCEST LOL!

[YourEmoBuddyxx]

Selfcest :U <333

[ToumaShacho]

...xD

[78missmercrutio87]

this is SO funny and ... awkward...

XD

i don't think england would do himself...

...

much.

[MiyukiChan2125]

This made me giggle.

[hellgirl013]

rofl

[wolfmasterxx2]

oh, like one wasn't sexy enough *W* "dies from nosebleed"

[emorocklover]

I don't know if my brain can comprehend the parallels of Britishness.

[KawaiiChibitalia]

ಠ_ಠ Derp.....

[ChocoPuppii]

Lol *FANGIRL SQUEAL XD* Lol 0:39 lol the iggy brows link together XD

[BomItsThessa]

omfg This is ..... HOOT! @//@

[AllyKat13]

You are genius!!!! <3yes...yes you are.

[octavaluna]

yeah!!! england is too hot for giving his body to someone else *¬*

[itanaru03x04]

Where did you find these?!!!

[IHateDrumMachines]

Self-cest? That's something new for me to fangirl-scream about.

Now whenever someone says "Go fuck yourself," I'm going to think of this. :)

[AllyKat13]

@IHateDrumMachines

Hey thumps up to that! XD

[dragonz2ash]

@IHateDrumMachines That's masturbation



[anime013lover]

@IHateDrumMachines self-cest. definately my fav new word XD rofl

[KittyVikki]

@IHateDrumMachines LOL they also call it narcissism!

[AnimeEyes143]

I'm glad to know Iggy has the same love for his body that everyone else has :3

[wickedlady]

ENGLANDCEST...DIES FROM HOTNESS

[FurudeRhial]

Just Amezing... is kinda strange, but amazing

[Frazier6Sasuke]

Yes, England let your inner pirate come out ;D

[SnApxCrackLexPopx808]

The best thing i have ever seen...

O//////O

5billion/5

[MissFJONES]

Oh yes...

OH GOD YES

/shot/

[Brenanaification]

*pictures Austin Powers doing sexy lap dance for himself*

[EmosLastKiss]

When i saw the title of this vid, i thought, 'whoa, there's that couple TOO?! And.. how would that work?' But now i watch it.. first of all, brilliantly put together and good choice of song :3 secondly, it does make sense! Due to the fact he kinda has a few personalities. Like Gentleman x Pirate and Britannia Angel x Naked Waitor and idk which personalities to pair these with, but Chibi/Magic and Punk!

[Shuichithebroken]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[xBeadleChickx]

Best couple ever. Srsly.

[disgaeaKid]

o//o -nosebleed- g-gilbert would do that since he's "awesome"

[xXFayDFlowrightXx]

/BLUSHU

[xXFayDFlowrightXx]

SHUT UP

[engwand]

I LOVE YOU TOO

[xXFayDFlowrightXx]

.......

[DesertxRosexTemari]

What a lovely couple. XD God, I love selfcest.

[mechaheart]

A++++ WORK!!

[TraitorDeiva]

*collapses in a fit of giggles*

This couple is amazing! :D