Dave Chappelle - Sesame Street

[Ladiiblue12390]

He's not funny

[xDooDooDiddy]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN! lol

[apocalypsepball]

Nig. Her

[TheRobertnuns]

funny ass white guy

[lildrey2003]

34 ppl got slapped by the count

[sacknasty1]

dave chappelle said that the illuminati made him stop being a comedian that's what he is talking about

[redthorn2222]

Where iz my money

[Kill3rzone]

dave chappelle is funny as fuck man

[EVILKANEAVAL]

Aha 1 slop 2 slop ahhh 2 slips ah ah ah ah

[MrJosephaziz]

hhiii biiirdddd hahahah! classic

[YoungDini11]

i thought the pimp was elmo

[FluffyJester]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE, like uhhhh what kind of cookies are you talkin about?

[Adeademohobo]

God fucking damnit it's Dave chapele

[rckvll747]

Genius at work !!!

[LaffyWaffyRawr]

It's like ; BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN !

Lmaooo made my day <3

[underoath294]

i used to live in a in a trash can, then i took an arrow to the knee

[Shmucko21]

@underoath294 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[streetdimjerks691]

U DA MAN

[WonderWomanFan4life]

lol..

[qwertt2op]

hi bert i need smack bert

[MrHavoc666]

Like if you already knew who the pimp was

[thirdperiodpain]

Dave Chappelle is a genius.

[blaster1244]

heh heh heh

[loveittt11]

I think about this every time I step over homeless people.

[TheMexican218]

Hiiii birddd-_-

[DeityOfDestruction]

Bitch where is my money? you've been late 4 times ive been counting.

[XxyoungAaronxX]

Yea oscar ur a grouch (bitch I live in a fucking trashcan)

[ritadrevis]

get it together grouch!

[TheJamiebotterill]

i watched this high and i just gave birth

[BLESSEDNOREGRETS]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCK'N TRASH CAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[4TENOfficial]

a 6 foot pigeon, lmao!

[samigerbermeskele342]

DAVE IS FUCKIN FUNNY AF HE ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH HARD AF

[STariq93]

28 people live in a Fuckin trash can

[platinum243125]

Sesame street=Compton

[nathanjp24]

What does he say after 'what cookies are you talking about???'

[TreyDaHD]

@nathanjp24 chocolate chips don't do that to people."

[tooeasy26]

@nathanjp24 "chocolate chips don't do that to people."

[CmangaNmusic]

one,two, two slaps hahaha

[dulwichdweller2]

1:27 cookie cookie cookie! what kinda cookies r u talking about?

[ConorC96]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!! what kind of cookies are you talking about?!

[54bobbers]

To the 27 peopl who pressed dislike, press 4

[cmg1603]

fuckin 6 foot pigeons walkin around



[Bob27Fat]

27 people live in a fucking trash can.

[54bobbers]

I like trains

[projectACCOUNT13]

watched this yesterday after the hack of sesame street account

[KingDasDing]

hes the funniest mothafucka ive ever seen !!!!!!!

[goldnfaith12]

i love this video ctfupp

[Tommiabamf]

Lol I'm the poorest mofo on sesame street

[mooonlight778]

when will i get my money....how many smacks till i get my money, one, two, two smacks ah ah ah!

[mooonlight778]

they teach people how to judge.......OSCKER UR A GROUCH!

Get it togeather grouch, get a cgouch....who wants a neighborhood like that, with 6 foot pigins walkin around

[TheJewsauce]

Pooriest motherfucker on sesame street! Lol

[rpsmith014]

@donkeyponkywonky lol conspiracy theories.

[37yen]

@donkeyponkywonky "Illuminati bastards"? What are you, twelve?

[donkeyponkywonky]

@37yen wtf are you on about, please stfu

[37yen]

@donkeyponkywonky I really hope you aren't serious about the whole illuminati thing.

[donkeyponkywonky]

@37yen piss off

[BassLiberators]

@donkeyponkywonky

'Illuminati bastards'? as in the scientific organization founded to study chemistry and astronomy? is there some connection between them and a comedian? because I dont see it o.0

[donkeyponkywonky]

@BassLiberators No im talking about illuminati the occult society. the evil of this world....dont no what your talking about.

[jazzyhappy2020]

i swear. funniest man

[Ren84847]

How many times must I smack you before you act right.

Lmao.

[ImSkyin]

Get it together grouch!

[RoyalTebowDoom]

Cookie Monster and Snuffy bake together, I trust 

[dddcce]

*live not lice

[dddcce]

Said bitch i lice in a fukin trashcan in class and teacher called the CPS

[MrYoungBaller100]

Get a job grouch.. Loool

[TheWallace12348]

lmfao

[Gamer95Kid]

2 smacks ah ah ah ah.

[nigelholland3]

Fuckin 6 Foot Pigeons walkin around! lol

[JuNkMaN7453]

2 smacks AH AH AH

[trocksuk4415]

24 people dont think count is a pimp

[MrRudyjr06]

press 4 for get it

[Vaethicus]

hahahahaahaha, it's so true; Sesame Street teaches you treat everyone else like shit

[Ritzmcdice]

I hate when fucking idiots repeat shit from the video in the comments. Make up your own fucking joke assholes. Other than that, pretty funny video overall.

[GunsmokeForever]

I spilled chocolate milk on myself because i was laughing too hard lol

[jackass9910]

Psh 1 Psh 2, 2 Smacks Ah Ah Ah

[jackass9910]

Funni

[lakerfan23ful]

24 people life in trash cans

[football7713]

what kind of cookies u talkin bout lmafo

[navykid97]

It annoys me when the top comment is a quote from the video. It doesn't make the joke any funnier.

[soniknynja]

bitch, vvere is my muuuny? youuv been late 4 times ive been counting.

[marlb0r015]

I voted yes but i still live in a trashcan!!

[onielo521]

Funny. XD. "HI BIRD...!"

[Mystikal22693]

24 people cant count and spell

[pioneer003]

Then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there.... *Dave thinkin* OH NO THEY DIDNT!

[superkiller222psn]

oscar ur a grouch ... BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN

[einsjam]

Sesame Street will never be the same again :D



[eritreanhottie101]

get it together grouch lmaoo

[elemental12345678900]

**funny qoute from the video**

[ThalOstLiGheR]

@elemental12345678900 very observant

[salenayang123]

lmao no matter how much i watch this i still laugh XD

[DarknGlory]

OMG I miss this fucking show.

[PvtTwinkle]

fuckin six foot pigeons walkin around!!! lol

[Mhzwright]

Bitch i live in a fuckin trash can !!

[RedBullMonkey100]

@Mhzwright im the poorest motherfucker in sesame street no one's helping me! 

[The3thWorld]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!

[FernieMarquez0000]

Hi bird, I need some smack bird!!

[nuknuknuk111]

BITCH I LIVE IN A TRASH CAN!!!!!

IM THE BROKEST MUTHAFUCKA ON SESAME STREET!!!!

LMAO XDXD

[AyyJerry]

@nuknuknuk111

Youre not funny.

[nuknuknuk111]

@AyyJerry i recited wat dave said dumb ass

[kingjaja50]

mam i watch all the dave chappelle standups like every week haha

[bmaysdays]

who wld dis likethis.... oscar

[ConorC96]

19 people live in sesame street.

[nickbigdickjohnson]

i know a pimp when i see one they dont come out and say it but the call him THE COUNT!

[missdots98]

"BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKEN TRASH CAN!"

[football7713]

shit i wouldint want a damn 6 foot pigin walking around

[WoWZimmy]

19 people live in a trashcan.

[ForensicsOnTheScene]

Saw sesame street high today... was fucking epic!

[ribzlad1]

chocalate chips dont do that to people ! :L

[marcelo8900]

Lmfao wow that was 2 funny cookie part

[MrThextreme]

Cookie Cookie Cookie.. What Typa Cookies U Talkin Bout.. Chocolate Chips Don't Do That To Pple Lmfao.!!

[highcolombian420]

Hahaha how many times must I smack you *smack* one! *smack* two! Two times!!! Uh Uh Uh Uh lol!!!

[BenMcSkill94]

19 people live in a fuckin trash can.

[DaLukkyBoi]

Get it together grouch. Get a job grouch.

[DaLukkyBoi]

I wouldn't go to Sesame Street if I knew the way.

[tncpower]

The dislike bar is like Justin Biebers dick it gets bigger when fags touch it

[meddobbs524]

hey bird i need some smak bird.

[meddobbs524]

lol that is funny.

[decapitation321]

get it together grouch! LOL! XD

[decapitation321]

i know a pimp when i see 1. They called em the count.... had a cape and everything LMFAO!! XD

[freakybaby1012]

6feet birds walking around

[MrXuan77]

lol funnuy ass hell bitch i live i na fukin trh can

[AmazingKidable]

HAHA

[wDxEAZYxDUZxIT]

an elephant thats a junkie OMFG LOOOL

[JohhnnyBoiii]

LOOL

[juggernaut740]

funniest shit ever lmao

[selkunKniatpaC]

19 people never watched Sesame Street

[djhazyjewfro]

19 people don't get their smack from Bird.

[igreatestever9821]

Hi Birddddddddddddddd lol

[TheSuppamagic]

how many times must i slap u....1, 2.....2 times

[ALLHOODINTHEWOOD]

Eww what kind of cookies are you talkin about...

[Alejandro28cool]

Bitch I live In a fuckin trash can !!!

[879Aj]

"Bitch I live a in fucking trash can!" Thats what kids are learing.

[Xxj3t33xX]

'yeah Oscar your a grouch!!'

'BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!!!!!!'

[lbjoshbal]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa­aaa

[m33lover]

17 people got pimp slapped by the count...1,2,3,4,5.........17. hah ha ha hah....

[MJFanForver]

treat this guy like S**T the entire show!

[nigelholland3]

"Who would wanna live in a neighborhood like that 6 foot pigeons walkin round." LMFAO!!

[mrmitchell15]

"hi bird.....im sick...I NEED SOME SMACK BIRD!!!" lmaoo

[donkeyponkywonky]

@mrmitchell15 looool i couldnt stop laughing

[LLCJ210]

Yo Dave retarted! lol

[ladyaya01]

Ya know what's sad? Now that I think about it since Dave said it I always saw a woman with the Count on Sesame street especially at his castle. ALWAYS. Make your own conclusion. lol!

[MrLileminem24]

i thought elmo was da pimp on dat show

[12estebancadena]

how many times must i smack you before you act right? lmfao

[yendorification]

there is a character on the show named oscar................they treat this guy like SHIIIIIIT lol

[acdc355]

GET IT TOGETHER GROUCH ROFL!!!! XD

[Corey497]

0:33 nuff said..

[tuner270]

17 ppl owe count money

[CARNAXHACKER789]

17 people are fuckin 6-foot pigeons and junkie elephants living in Sesame Street.

[CARNAXHACKER789]

Random Guy: Oscar you are so mean. Isn't he kids?

Kid: Yeah Oscar! You're a... grouch!

Oscar: BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN! I'M THE POOREST MUTHAFUCKA ON SESAME STREET! Nobody's helpin me.

[gummybears123lol]

hi bird i need some smack

[HoboJIm117]

Why are the two top comments the same thing >>

We all saw the same video, unnecessary.

[ilikes2party]

@HoboJIm117

the 15 people comment is commenting on the number of thumbs down for the video (which is now 17)  :P

[HoboJIm117]

@ilikes2party Thank you Captain Obvious. 

[sp0rtzphan]

Who'd want to live in a neighborhood like that.... fuckin 6 foot pigens walkin around

[monkiuks51]

grouchy

[Scarblade021]

lmfao hi biiirrrd

[GoldenEraSk8]

hi bird.......-_-

[OR4NG3C0UNTY]

"Bitch, I live fucking trash can!" haha funniest shit ever lol

[LikeTheBawss]

imm th poorest motherfucka on sesame street

[lilticklemonster18]

Hi Biiird.. I'm Sick. I Need Some Smack Birrrrd!!! Lmfaorotf

[mercykiller213]

and the people who live in a trash can is hobos

[ToadsMGodes]

Insert funny line from Dave's act here for thumbs up.

[conic92]

@ToadsMGodes Insert guy commetin " Insert funny line from Dave's act here for thumbs up.

[d00m713]

Hi biiiiiird.

[bluefavorites]

"they treat this guy like SHIIET the entire show.." HAHAHA

[WhyNightRebar]

hey can any body tell me what concert this was from

[HeirOfJesus]

@WhyNightRebar for what it's worth.

[dayjavu1995]

they treat dis guy like SYYEIT!

[DudeFuckingSick]

Bitch .. where is my money ..

[kiyahwashere90]

17 people needed 2 smacks Xd a ah ah a ah!!!

[hurtinkids]

he had a cape and everything!

[J0nesStreetBoy]

get it together grouch! get a job grouch

[kevindahskater]

bitch where is my money? u've been late 4 times i've been counting...how many times must i smack u before u act right? *smacks* one smack? *smacks* two smacks? ah hah hah hah hahhh lmao! xD

[kingjaja50]

@kevindahskater you should write subtitles for a living...

[iamjrod05]

hi birrrd

[GDawgfan034]

they treat this guy like shit!!