WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!?

[XblackswanXx]

AND SO IT BEGAN

[edward6000]

the gay years :) :)

[soulfiendfan15]

@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ fuck u douche and why do care or have a vid? i bet i get off to it every fucking day.

[Taking1n1Tutorials]

you lolz

[jon10388]

I want to say I am a positive person, but since I am gay I don't want that to be taken the wrong way, so I guess I'll go with negative. Well at least my dr told me I was negative a month ago.

[WestbourneStudios]

This was the first Philly D video I saw. This is where I began my journey! 

[missguidedish]

my glass is always full.... half with liquid half with oxygen. bitch, what now?

[bhough24]

your ugly you fuckin retart

[UrukDeathbringer]

@bhough24 What the fuck is a retart?

[SuperBMX3000]

Piece of SHIT, not MEAT!!! =D

[flashification100]

hahahahaha called him a ginger and started singing spider pig hahahaha

[jonitaJakse]

Try Asian women **busizz4me.info**

[NicholasDAZ82]

sxephil has the biggest homosexual face I've evar seen. evar.

[r8drfan76]

this dude is funny as hell

[IsllayGirls]

Im just a realistick dreamcatcher...who doesent talk much. An achievment hunter. I see the glass as it is, no mater how it looks like.

[dudettam]

2:49 looks like the guy from supernatural

[iFilmMakerMovies]

Hella old

[hellwardbound]

the water is just right the glass is just too big

[OJTreetube]

I see the glass empty even when its full

[darkfox2401]

fuckin awesome^^

[X760KINGX]

HaHa right when you said you'll look retarded while not talking and still moving your hands i put the volume all the down and your right you do look retarded. HaHa

[TheSexySpartan13157]

both, A mix of Dark, Death, Happy, and Perverted. Its official. I'm not normal.

[Virgultum]

I think you should tell all that to the next parking meter!

[CLMcKnightt]

phil i'm addicted to your show. WORD.

[MissPineapple98]

0:05 DOO PO DI DOOOO!

[ChimaTheKilla]

I hate holidays because I have to spend money or else people will just give you the asshole look

[Arthur900]

your nothing comparing to RWJ

RWJ! FOR THE FUCING WIN!!!

[damnfoolstoday]

This is worst than the video from The Ring.

[phyrath5]

And the world just keeps getting worce, I dought Anarky is much worce then the so called "Dimocracy" the U.S. has now.

[morelloking67]

Hey phil. I just started watching your show a few days ago, but you are funny. I got a douchebag of the day for you. A guy around here told me, a severely depressed guy, that i aint worth shit, and i should die in a hole. If you like this comment, please add me as a friend, my youtube is morelloking67, and i shall put a video up...as soon as i get a camera

[TheThirdPrestigiator]

@morelloking67 since your already doing it, can you lick my ass clean too?

[agreen2k7]

fuckin nerd

[havnfunhere]

@agreen2k7 YEP!

[LuveitsGrreat]

I'm opposite of everything. If the view presented to me is positive I'll be negative about and vice versa. It's weird but it'll probably be of use sometime in life.

[Bagpiper2009]

punnage hahahahahahahaha

[irissnowdrops]

gay wod

[lmagined]

It'd really mean a lot if you guys took the time to check out my channel (:

[LuveitsGrreat]

Spider pig,spider pig,does whatever a spiderpig does....

[DarkSigiles]

can he swing, from a web? No he can't cuz he's a pig.

[LuveitsGrreat]

Look out,he is a spider pig.

[Browneye1035]

Phil is a glass is a quarter fullkinda guy , I'm an I dont give a shit how full the cup is because it probably isnt mine kinda guy.

[KamiKazziPhantom]

Realistic/Negative. It depends on the situation.

[NOVAGIRL666]

im an extremely sociopathic antisocial person aka beyond help negative. my parents even said that im a sick and insane sadist, psychopahic and they wouldve be surprise if i murdered a thousands people. alot of friends fear me. life sucks in general. everything sucks and its pointless. yes, im definitely negative. i even made a positive person so depressed that she ended up in the guidance office.

[TheThirdPrestigiator]

@NOVAGIRL666 awesome

[Spagittified]

@NOVAGIRL666 well, your a girl based on your username so at least you can make someone happy...

not gonna say how...

[BlueBerryDragonYum]

@NOVAGIRL666 No way I don't believe it

[Kidzilla99]

@NOVAGIRL666 You misspelled 'psychopathic'.

[MrSealclubber101]

@NOVAGIRL666 Alot of your grammar was wrong...

[ultra1super1pancakes]

i sat here, all day....and watched every single Philip DeFranco Show.........wow

[KamiKazziPhantom]

@ultra1super1pancakes Dude. Me too! We must be soul mates.

...Not really. Although, epic way to spend your day.

[havnfunhere]

@ultra1super1pancakes SHOWS YOU ARE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[TheDarrellStinson]

@ultra1super1pancakes same here

[BookOfMorman]

@ultra1super1pancakes same :)

[YoMamaGotHops]

@ultra1super1pancakes dude thats a achievment

[Egamer9000]

@ultra1super1pancakes WTF 

[schizle32]

@ultra1super1pancakes me to and i wanted to wach RBUR MY HAND WAS STUCK IN MY PE...FOOT

[MikeyD03878]

@ultra1super1pancakes trust me you are not the only one lol I have done it.... twice.

[Dafreakabc123]

@ultra1super1pancakes

In the process of doing the exact same thing.

[SuperAndre117]

@ultra1super1pancakes dont have a job here eather dude. Rock on!

[SuperAndre117]

@ultra1super1pancakes dont have a job here eather dude. Rock on!

[mrluke25042]

@ultra1super1pancakes lonely much lol

[MOOKiiE011]

heyy!! i wear uggs and my hips arent huge!! hhaahah

[Martinkf94]

i'm a realistic guy:)

[ipwnwontons]

ooo u were with what the buck and dameon! nice

[Loboprotosolitario]

bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...(in inglish)

[jimbugaty]

@snozwanger234 know one cares

[Hutchy93]

@jimbugaty

No one cares* Retard, learn grammar before trying to be funny

[jimbugaty]

@Hutchy93 dude i don't care i wasn't trying to be funny and why did you comment on my comment when the two people above have made mistakes like your mum and dad when they gave birth to you

[Metalcortaku]

@Hutchy93 Learn to choose more worthwhile battles. "Correct Grammar on Youtube" isn't exactly the best ant hill to plant your flag in.

[Donut117]

this is the most kick ass comment i have ever read. ever.

[Oxbowgrubbyfull]

Im pretty sure that one of the most subscribed peole of youtube gives a fuck if some pussy unsubscribes due to a joke..

[jmw1500]

im positive...

or negative...

i guess it depends on the mood

[IHereVoices]

ug is short for ugly. they say so on the website.

[RobbanFoxer]

im negative

[kingofgames1220]

dude when you wear glasses you look like an older Mclovin!

[TTUnforgettable]

QOTD: I'm not positive or negative, I'm realistic. Why lie to yourself or put yourself down?

[rcflight13]

Smart people on the internet! Who would have thought? Part of a dying breed I'm afraid.

[TTUnforgettable]

Why thank you, realistically that made me smile :]

[9kjamal9k]

What is the song when it goes to all the pictures of the people ?

[cygnuxman]

its a garage band demo. nobody technicly wrote it.

[katiepicaso]

Is it a law that you have to be respectful to police? It seems like it is enforced.

[bluegirl3666]

i am a mixture of both of them.

[JCstrumpets]

Where do you find your douche bags of the day?

[DannMann7]

All the Asians can't be on one team! No fair!

[hannaheatsjello1627]

I LOVE UGGS! FUCK YOU!

[1999UTD]

is that bobjenz?

[MrNatatoe]

Phil is that a wii box?! lol

[iRant4u]

Gotta love those russians.

[Akantorz12]

PUNCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)

[dogluverz]

thne dont watch it dumbass

[nunezhit]

whats up jerry seinfeld

[rukieishere]

I drink vodka now looks like the economy got better

[RhodriR]

makemebad35 wooooooooooo

[iRant4u]

Lol im negative as shit. I always look at the bad side of things, im just that guy

[mangakaworld]

your so cute ;p

[rbshow211]

ok, i like never wear my glasses, so if there was a glass i would be the obnoxious person who screams "WHERES THE FUCKIN GLASS?????" lol....

[kohonaalchemist109]

im definittly glass half empty

[natinati1234]

im the kind of person that says...yep...it's a fuckin glass...and yeah, it's half full...

[CaterpillarMuffin]

I lol'd at you and Damien's picture...XD

[AzureKite6]

LOL Sprouse twins.

[1supermike1000]

What's the point in answering your stupid question?

[aceofspads94]

WOO pic with makemebad35 haha

[Rogueruner]

HA i love how you phraze some words... "Hey Canz it just auto-recognize?" :)

[omgwtfbbqalekx]

yay phil!

[ItsLehcar]

i'm not looking at anthing besides the REDDDD HOUSEEEEEEE....

[Tattas999]

I'm a glass is twice the size it needs to be kinda guy. I look at the situation, point out the facts, and just leave it without trying to make it any better or worse.

[chopsticks456]

why would you sing spiderpig to a cop? hahaha o.O

[scfranci]

ugs may look ugly sometimes( it depends on what you wear it with) but they are comfortable and warm as hell!

[xpuppyluvr]

ikr....sometimes i wear my uggs around the house as slippers....

[ashleigh53]

birkenstocks are ugly..and fricking uncomfortable. i regret having bought 7 pairs-_-

[teenprincess1119]

I love my uggs! They are comfortable.

[kewlskater]

NOOO 1:20 Again i went crazy thinking i got an email!

[dustyhazel]

This is why I love you. Because you hate Ugg's...

[Hammertin]

shut the fuck up

[Psyematique]

Wtf? Perfume?

[beobear08]

2:33 - 2:50 wish u had something to suck face, lol  o.O

[spike30344]

lol bobjenz bunches someone

[SnipedownVaan40]

Really? Hmm I'm still drinking Vodka...

[Birdoparadise]

:19 - 1:24 Bitchy much? lol, I know exactly what you mean. Uggs wear down in the heels, sucks. .. .

[mychemfan99]

You Ginger!!

spider-pig. spider-pig. does watever a spider pig does,can he swing,from a web,no because hes a pig

[Brost31]

LOL the intro

[DrakeBS757]

nice you met makemebad35. xD

[CcrumzView]

xD punchy

[xxxxxkiraxxxxx]

I'm the "You gonna drink that?" guy.

[MrKratosgodofwar]

this is on my birthyday yay phil

[SmexyGothChick]

The glass is nither half empty or half full.

Simply put, It's poisoned.

[obladiiobladaa]

I'm the guy that accidently brakes the glass. :'(

[DaTruth52190]

Phil looks like the verizon guy in his pics

[AILDingful]

at a russian feast/dinner party/social gathering, each person is given a whole bottle of vodka, and most finish a litre and a half of one of the purest forms of ethanol that wont kill u, no joke, witnessed first hand

[Tattas999]

I'm a glass-is-twice-the-size-necess­ary guy.

[krysisonmars]

lmao the glass isnt half full or empty, it's got water in it and im thirsty :P

[J4KETS]

that is scarily true, u get this outa a fortune cracker >.> lol

[whydizz]

Im negative- i think it's a good thing. and I do laugh at bad things all the time ha ha

[vidssesw]

hahaha this vid is completely awesome!! AND IT MAKES SENSE! :)

[almostboards117]

makemebad34!

[itsBeckylee]

lmao.

[beauxj82]

15000 good job bitch

[dierikxandmonue]

that was pretty boring but still good video,luke out

[dadsgirl99pr]

AAHAHHAHAH Grr >_> I'm tired of people getting fined/jail time for doing something to a cop and when they do the exact same thing to a citizen GASP nothing can be done -.-

Watch out Gingers... that's illegal!

[zzzzzzzoe7]

HHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA GINGER!

[opti95]

i used to be negitive, then i relized life is too short to make every day shitty, you cant change soceity, so fucking deal with and stop bitchin

[marcusstrout]

nice. I agree with this.

[xsaver1996]

lol nitequeil does it for him

this is the future of comedy its is for real (fou! wheel)and funny

[IRRONICproductions]

you should be a stand up comic

[easynoteguy1]

BTW I WOULD CRY IF PHIL DIEED

[tpmmrp]

lmfao the face

[kbutyourontop]

im a posotive person =]

[jooelpe]

who are u chris crocker sister?? haha

[cindybeckner]

positive.

[aryonas]

hahaha, friggin awesome! Very original with the glass quarter full! :P

[heihatsu9]

I would honestly watch a half hour Phillip Defranco show, every week

[Theoeeeeo]

your always sick, man, wtf

[fob4ever88]

I'm Russian and In my familys freezer we have like 7 bottles of Open Vodka

[savethewhales40]

too many ads. on youtube. k.

[RubbIeFace]

HEY IM RUSSIAN!!!! and i agree man my whole family has 70% vodka in ours bodies 24/7

[rusty0010]

Da ya Ruski tozhye. I drink vodka alot.

[teppili]

Bad...So bad..

[HamburgerMartyr]

I was going to say my Mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.

[ChronicSeizureRules]

100%. you look like ryan reynolds. you sound like him too... and have the same humour as him. nice bro.

[shymarkblue]

i now realized why he looks naturally funny.. he looks like ryan reynolds.

[jenolagirl]

I like Phil with glasses better. As sad as it seems, I'm sad about Phil ending his show in November, =[.

[thatsmeman780]

HE DOES !?!?!? ;'(

[hokieguy001]

people who wear uggs= eskihoes

[bradrisch]

I'm downloading this game atm, new steam 10 day trials really work. steam 10day trial can be found at: steamgamingtrials(.)tk enjoy!

[69Vampirebat69]

I'm a realistic person.

[schlumfa]

ok im normally a negative make ev erybody in the mood for a fight/stabbing but latey ive been a the glass is twice as big as it should be for a few reasons its better for ur heath(im not kidding) and it realiezes stress but its always good to have a bad day to even things out and piss of a couple peeps...=[)

[196508847BH]

I have never been a 'positive' person,and I have no desire to be so. Yes,there are good and honourable people in the world. Unfortunately,there are MORE greedy,shortsighted,stupid,cru­el,opportunistic,arrogant,will­fully ignorant,self-righteous,bigote­d and disingenuous [did I cover all categories?] people. I do not,of course,wish to destroy human life. But I AM reasonably sure that we will end ourselves as a race within 200 years. And one day I will probably shoot myself. Here's to idiocy!

[TheAlmightyAss]

wot u talking bout man ur waay too positive lol :)

tottalllly agree about being positive and realistic