to disprove God???? atheists always contradicting themselves yeah I'll tell you exactly what I rep the pure truth of God nothing less and nothing more see God is not your average typical religion in fact God is not a religion at all just pure basic simple knowledge God is.... nuff said God just is God is the way the truth and the life that means he is the one and only truth the one and only way and the one and only life and he wants to breath life and life abundantly into you!!!!
and just like you they don't realize it he's been doing for centuries like I said satan knows exactly what he's doing the only question is now do you? wasting your time and making ridiculous videos like this putting down my fellow brothers how dare you you have no right by the way did you know that believing nothing is a religion in its self atheism screams out religion why else would atheism have name where did the term athiest come from???? hmmmm why should athiests even care about attempting
God proves himself. All as you would have to do is take a look in the mirror to see only one piece of his evident truth and one piece of this indescribably huge puzzle if you will. God isn't just a God he is the one and only God oh man I could thump and stump you all day with the one and only truth but you would still fail to acknowledge true pure reality the devil knows precisely what he is doing I mean look how programmed you are and in fact most of the world is
Crazy accusation - He has intervened to stop anyone from experiencing the 'torture' of hell. You have heard the message of the cross but you choose to conveniently suppress that truth. Arrogantly you say you are a moral atheist. Wow, I wonder what that looks like. Finally, I think the beef you have with this guy is that he speaks of a separation of people depending on the choices they make and you can't stand it.
A Catholic Priest would love that lil bitch upside, downside, inside and outside his stupid fucking buttock region. BTW, the glasses are sweetly spicey. :)
Whoot Mi Lady love the outfit. it true we Atheist don't have a group and go out killing people cause we don't have our super hero father holding our hands. Why not look at religion they Are still in war as we speak. And yes my thing is hard from watching all your video LOL
i doubt if he s really devout christian, if so he would have nt used invisible toilet instead something else as a metaphor to god's existence . do you think he is just that dumb-innocent? hahaha i just checked the vid link, he removed it ...means he is serious lol.... so funny; completelylovely he s so unlucky that u got him...i wonder wt would happen if he happens to face you...!
...al quaudia means 0pen t0ilet b0wl in s0me midleast speak :)
~but I w0uld n0t 0rder 0ne fr0m the CIA st0re
=w0uldn't even p00p in 0ne if I c0uld instead sit c0mf0rtabley 0n a visible p0rclien 0r stainless steel M0t0rC0ash thr0ne.
-DogGoneItAll, I miss my o key 0n this communication interface :(
p.s.: my creator was a Super Nova, as it was f0r my bright shiny heavenly host (that bright shiny thing in the sky today, the big 1 AU due south), n0w it is just a singularity 0r black hole devouror
Damn u are one hot chick. I can just imagine those big beautiful blue eyes behind those glasses starring at me while giving me a BJ. I would lose it in a second. In fact I am fapping right now.
Oh Heather, oh dear, of COURSE an invisible toilet MUST have an instruction manual, it must it must, otherwise you'd never find it, and end up crapping on the floor and not in your invisipoo 5000!
I agree with your logic there. But I still dont see how atheists can justify their disbelieve towards God. Being an arrogant infant in a world of vast knowledge which he hasnt conquered even 1% of fully, human's cannot just discharge the truth about the existance of God. I believe there is a creator and that life isnt just born out of random chemical reactions, which itself is a matter of debate!! Science is always changing so it cannot Prove GOD DOESNT EXIST!
@Mashedpotatoe1000 hahahahahaha! Prove that there is not an invisible gnome following you around 24 hours a day. Prove that the flying spaghetti monster does not rule the universe. Prove that Thor, Rah, Zeuss, and Apollo don't exist. Lamest theist argument there is. You are the one making the claim of existence. Actually read your entire book and show us it's really true.
@imthedonna I will check up on all those, thanks for that. But what I am trying to imply is that I do believe in God despite the fact that I dont believe in religion. Religion is a modification made by man, God is something humans cannot comprehend with their feeble knowledge and understanding of the universe!! I dont have faith in Atheism, because I dont understand the basis of their disbelief, I think its a bit childish thinking they have!! They should keep an open mind to everything!!
what is it with christian and the bible? it's not made by god or wrote by god. its a man made book"wrote by man"mass produced in a factory by man". and it's real funny how the primary rules made by god" are post to be unbreakable, unbendable, and unforgivable yet, it's ok since it"wrote" in the bible if a person is a witch they should be burned. not to mention all threwout history the thousands of people killed in the name god spit being good or bad, just different beliefs.
about ur part of saying on Jesus sacrifice, i told the Jehovah Witness ladies i study the Bible with the same idea. it ends with the idea that, put Jesus' suffering compared to the world suffering aside, the point is he brought the key that open the door to heaven for those that will follow him. the talk about world suffering doesn't budge them, only their point matters. i think following Jesus make them carefree (of the world problem) people, so that's the good point of the good book.
An excellent ex-theist delivery. Jesus's lack of legitimate sacrifice is one of my favorite points, and scarcely used. Christians have put it at the center of their belief system, and it's self-evident bullshit.
So let me get this straight, Jesus died for our sins and we are supposed to feel guilty? Why? He knew he wouldn't die (not for very long anyway) and that he would go to the happiest place ever ....."Disney world?" Well fuck it where does the line start, nail me up too! Not much of a guilt trip anymore is it.
Oh dear lord. I was under the impression that beautiful women don't have bowel movements. If I find out this is not so I will be bitterly disillusioned and devastated.
I don't think I'd want to live in a world like that....
he forgot to say you can only have an invisible poop in that toilet, do you beleive you can have an invisible poop? build your metaphor from there...^_^
Now, stop acting like a tigress playing with her food.
@yacobago It is worth pointing out that an invisible toilet, and invisible shit, are not ipso fact epistemically unverifiable. Even if not visible to the naked eye, in the visible spectrum, they may well be detectable through other radio imaging techniques or sonar. This argument was made as early as 1879 by Klaus Von Deipperschitt.
And alas, most varieties of shit can be all too readily smelt.
Public stalls?... *There's* your argument against a loving God.
@CrateofStolenDirt definitely a contribution to the possible metaphor. No one should deny the existance of something only for the fact it hasn't been proven yet. As Von Deipperschitt showed We are not capable to perceive everything around us as not everything around us is necessarily visible. But I wouldn't like to get too deep into shit like Von Deipperschitt did ^_^.
I wonder how Jesus' suffering compared with the six million of the chosen ones who died during the Holocaust? I ran into Dippy a few months ago, nice kid but totally misdirected.
IF YOU READ THE BIBLE AT THE VERRYY BEGINNING YOU WOULD KNOW THAT MAN WAS THE ONE THAT MADE THE MISTAKE. ITS CALLED FREE WILL. HE TOLD ADAM AND EVE NOT TO EAT THE APPLE. EVE AT THE APPLE. SO DONT BLAME GOD WHEN HE GAVE US FREE WILL AND WE MADE THE MISTAKE.
@ CompletelyLovely -Thank you so much for that wonderful, much needed laugh at 1:20! You've made my day.
@drumrnva -I took a quick look at your page. From what I can tell you like open minded thinking like TooL and Joni M. Yet, you comment before you think about what she is trying to convey. Its just a joke showing how blind this pre-pubescent kid is, and how he has no mind of his own.
The kid says he can't trust the theories of man. Yet he forgets to consider religion as one. LOL!
If God is all powerful, why does he need a middle man like Jesus. If he wanted people to be saved, then just have it that way. Also, if he is all knowing, why was there a need for a middle man? And someone please tell me where Noah put the damn fish???!!!
@cjhindma Well obviously Noah didn't have to carry the fish. Or whales. They live in water. And obviously the Flood was salty where it needed to be salty and fresh where it needed to be fresh...right? Come on, you know it makes sense.
The man he's talking about might be me. Liar? He can speak for himself. Thief? Only when taking from the evil and corrupt, to give to the deserving and honest. Fornicator? His mum said she wouldn't tell. Adulterer? His dad said he wanted to watch. Blasphemers? Well if his imaginary friend wasn't such a cunt, I wouldn't be so mean. I might use the lords name in vain, but I make up by also using it at the high point of bliss. So don't believe everything you hear, I'll prove it if I get the chance.
Oh and here's a pro-shaving tip kid: Save yourself the cost of razors. Just use dairy cream instead of shaving cream and let the cat lick that bum fluff right off.
Humans don't have inherent morals, instead they will shift and adapt their morals (norms) depending on the situation and social group. They will tailor them so that they will benefit the most from their current situation. You pretty much prove this by going after a kid half your age in the hopes of gaining recognition for your sharp, witty, commentary, among your peers. I guess being sarcastic about a person who is [probably] not even able to comprehend it, is the epitomy of morality.
Sorry to be a pedantic nit-picker (but I am a geek) could you mention to him that Lucifer is not the name of the devil. There are lots to choose from, but Lucifer is not one of them.
Lucifer (or light-bringer) is a poetic name for the north star. Also the nickname of the King of Babylon in the Christian Bible (Isa 14:3-20). The bible, torah and talmud never use the name Lucifer to refer to any devil. That was holywood.
I always find it odd that most Christians have never read the bible.
"I could go out right now, and kill 12 people, run to a third world country[...]and never get punished for my crime"
BAHAHAHAHAHA, this kid has no idea of the real world does he...? Unfortunately for him, many people have done that, and still do it; except in most cases, it also involves embezzlement, robbery, or some other form of crime which gives materialistic profit.
Morals are actually proved to be able to come from evolution, just as ALL OTHER BEHAVIORS that all living species show.
...and while we are on the subject, why would an omnipotent being need 6 full days to create the universe? ...or why would said omnipotent being need to rest afterward?
I'm an atheist and that kids logic is flawed, terribly flawed, but to turn a Gen Y phrase, PRETENTIOUS much? geez you come across as really condescending. It's nice that you're smarter than him though. It must be the oversized glasses.
@PsychoGabriel33 I think that's a misinterpretation. I believe that satan is actually supposed to be the bartender. Makes sense since everybody that likes to party is apparently going to hell. I wonder if he can do fancy tricks with the alcohol bottles.
Your fucking pathetic! Why are you so mad? It's just a kid talking about his beliefs and you just rip on him?! Fucking ugly bitch needs to grow up. Nobody gives a shit about what you say besides me cause it pisses me off. That's whats wrong with this world, people like you. Live and let live! Gods just as trendy as those stupid fucking glasses!
@Jkow94 Yeah, because she seems so mad doesn't she? And I'm sure 'nobody gives a shit... because it pisses me (you) off', because that's what everyone cares about, right? And regardless of if god or glasses are more trendy... the actually glasses exist to everyone's satisfaction. This was about as kind of a video you're gonna get from most atheists, and you gave about the most dickish response possible. You didn't actually engage the video intellectually either, so you're the asshole here.
watching the kid in the video gave me a flash back to watching Burt and Ernie. He reminds me of Ernie how he talks with his hands and the fact that what he is mumbling on about doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense but he keeps talking anyways as if it is some how important or necessary.
The fact that this apologist equates God with an "invisible toilet" should be a dead giveaway that he is a troll. Granted, I have met some pretty obtuse apologists in my years debating, but this analogy seems too asinine to be done with sincerity.
@CompletelyLovely Yes I do see how that might happen ^^ I just need to go and find a fork to hang around my neck now... (have to be original you know :P)
@omnissient "Even when people say Hitler (or Jack the Ripper or Mao Tse Tung or whoever) deserves hell i disagree completely(lovely))" It may be a stretch to say any of those people *quite* deserve eternal hellfire, but surely they don't represent your attempt to represent the extremes of human depravity and evil. Just try to tell me with a straigh face that *these* people are not *richly* hellworthy:
to disprove God???? atheists always contradicting themselves yeah I'll tell you exactly what I rep the pure truth of God nothing less and nothing more see God is not your average typical religion in fact God is not a religion at all just pure basic simple knowledge God is.... nuff said God just is God is the way the truth and the life that means he is the one and only truth the one and only way and the one and only life and he wants to breath life and life abundantly into you!!!!
JRCali6D9 2 weeks ago
and just like you they don't realize it he's been doing for centuries like I said satan knows exactly what he's doing the only question is now do you? wasting your time and making ridiculous videos like this putting down my fellow brothers how dare you you have no right by the way did you know that believing nothing is a religion in its self atheism screams out religion why else would atheism have name where did the term athiest come from???? hmmmm why should athiests even care about attempting
JRCali6D9 2 weeks ago
God proves himself. All as you would have to do is take a look in the mirror to see only one piece of his evident truth and one piece of this indescribably huge puzzle if you will. God isn't just a God he is the one and only God oh man I could thump and stump you all day with the one and only truth but you would still fail to acknowledge true pure reality the devil knows precisely what he is doing I mean look how programmed you are and in fact most of the world is
JRCali6D9 2 weeks ago
Crazy accusation - He has intervened to stop anyone from experiencing the 'torture' of hell. You have heard the message of the cross but you choose to conveniently suppress that truth. Arrogantly you say you are a moral atheist. Wow, I wonder what that looks like. Finally, I think the beef you have with this guy is that he speaks of a separation of people depending on the choices they make and you can't stand it.
sandworm3 3 weeks ago
You did not come across as .. all those things ya said. Just the opposite. Hail Sauce, Full of Beef. (Imma Pastafarian) ...:)
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
A Catholic Priest would love that lil bitch upside, downside, inside and outside his stupid fucking buttock region. BTW, the glasses are sweetly spicey. :)
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
@TheCrimsonification P.S. NEW SUBBY! YAY! and shit.
TheCrimsonification 1 month ago
Whoot Mi Lady love the outfit. it true we Atheist don't have a group and go out killing people cause we don't have our super hero father holding our hands. Why not look at religion they Are still in war as we speak. And yes my thing is hard from watching all your video LOL
ShinWR1 1 month ago
This chick makes my atheist penis quite erect every single time I watch her vids.
TryTheRedPill 1 month ago
You are fantastic! HAHAHA! Would you marry me?! Hahahaha Just kidding.. I'm married :-P But you ARE amazing indeed! Sweet Atheist you!!! :D
ravilatube2006 2 months ago
Shes actually quite stupid.
atheistrocker100 2 months ago
haha, u'r so kind! :-)
comaritan 4 months ago
i cant believe this only has 9283 views.
xhiimyourgod 5 months ago
He is shaving an invisible beard.
nononsenseinrational 5 months ago
i doubt if he s really devout christian, if so he would have nt used invisible toilet instead something else as a metaphor to god's existence . do you think he is just that dumb-innocent? hahaha i just checked the vid link, he removed it ...means he is serious lol.... so funny; completelylovely he s so unlucky that u got him...i wonder wt would happen if he happens to face you...!
YaLifeslikethat 5 months ago
...al quaudia means 0pen t0ilet b0wl in s0me midleast speak :)
~but I w0uld n0t 0rder 0ne fr0m the CIA st0re
=w0uldn't even p00p in 0ne if I c0uld instead sit c0mf0rtabley 0n a visible p0rclien 0r stainless steel M0t0rC0ash thr0ne.
-DogGoneItAll, I miss my o key 0n this communication interface :(
p.s.: my creator was a Super Nova, as it was f0r my bright shiny heavenly host (that bright shiny thing in the sky today, the big 1 AU due south), n0w it is just a singularity 0r black hole devouror
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OMG CompletelyLovely, You are gorgeous you are so lovely.
213SEMPERFI 6 months ago 2
Damn u are one hot chick. I can just imagine those big beautiful blue eyes behind those glasses starring at me while giving me a BJ. I would lose it in a second. In fact I am fapping right now.
ReesPickering 6 months ago
There are facts that disprove God?
banzaiduck 6 months ago
Oh Heather, oh dear, of COURSE an invisible toilet MUST have an instruction manual, it must it must, otherwise you'd never find it, and end up crapping on the floor and not in your invisipoo 5000!
peace x
richbown 6 months ago
i took a shit the other day on my invisible toilet. i guess i need the buybull to figure out where the god damn handle is
wanafly12 6 months ago
CompletelyLovely?????? This channel should be called CompletelyAdorable!!!! \(^-^)/
Roenazarrek 6 months ago
I agree with your logic there. But I still dont see how atheists can justify their disbelieve towards God. Being an arrogant infant in a world of vast knowledge which he hasnt conquered even 1% of fully, human's cannot just discharge the truth about the existance of God. I believe there is a creator and that life isnt just born out of random chemical reactions, which itself is a matter of debate!! Science is always changing so it cannot Prove GOD DOESNT EXIST!
Mashedpotatoe1000 7 months ago
@Mashedpotatoe1000 hahahahahaha! Prove that there is not an invisible gnome following you around 24 hours a day. Prove that the flying spaghetti monster does not rule the universe. Prove that Thor, Rah, Zeuss, and Apollo don't exist. Lamest theist argument there is. You are the one making the claim of existence. Actually read your entire book and show us it's really true.
imthedonna 6 months ago
@imthedonna I will check up on all those, thanks for that. But what I am trying to imply is that I do believe in God despite the fact that I dont believe in religion. Religion is a modification made by man, God is something humans cannot comprehend with their feeble knowledge and understanding of the universe!! I dont have faith in Atheism, because I dont understand the basis of their disbelief, I think its a bit childish thinking they have!! They should keep an open mind to everything!!
Mashedpotatoe1000 6 months ago
Your tits are great.
Piddleworthable 7 months ago
You have tremendous hair.
Too bad your 'takes' are not equally so.
justchemicali 7 months ago
He looks surprisingly like me and I don't like it.
Mixelllllllll 7 months ago
Hmm. I have an invisible unicorn for sale. I wonder if he would be Interest in buying it
mugin11223344 7 months ago
what is it with christian and the bible? it's not made by god or wrote by god. its a man made book"wrote by man"mass produced in a factory by man". and it's real funny how the primary rules made by god" are post to be unbreakable, unbendable, and unforgivable yet, it's ok since it"wrote" in the bible if a person is a witch they should be burned. not to mention all threwout history the thousands of people killed in the name god spit being good or bad, just different beliefs.
PhantomGun4 7 months ago
invisible toilet are everywhere you just take a shit out on the street and theres your toilet
19may0001 7 months ago
lol he deleted that video and it appears cockofgod is on to him
RRV85 7 months ago 4
LMAO..lol This kid is funny but very sad...
By the way you do a great job on the video. and you keepm it positive. Love it
suzukidas2 8 months ago
i listen to this intelligent woman at the same time i watched her beautifull cleavage.....the ultimate fantasy, thank you
scubandre1 8 months ago
about ur part of saying on Jesus sacrifice, i told the Jehovah Witness ladies i study the Bible with the same idea. it ends with the idea that, put Jesus' suffering compared to the world suffering aside, the point is he brought the key that open the door to heaven for those that will follow him. the talk about world suffering doesn't budge them, only their point matters. i think following Jesus make them carefree (of the world problem) people, so that's the good point of the good book.
AlwaysBe5 8 months ago
An excellent ex-theist delivery. Jesus's lack of legitimate sacrifice is one of my favorite points, and scarcely used. Christians have put it at the center of their belief system, and it's self-evident bullshit.
andid 8 months ago
LOL LOVE it when you cut to you reading the invisible toilet manual..... awesome!
:D
God B. Less!
Paul2uall 8 months ago
Kindly and beautifully hilarious!
pjkilmer 8 months ago
if the toilet is invisible
so should the manual ?
ComeonSense1 8 months ago
Try actually reading the Bible. It's one fucked up book.
flubno 8 months ago
Awww... the original invisible toilet video has been taken down... =(
hathiphnath 8 months ago
Nice job!
farvision 8 months ago
you look like spricket 24
luisalexander70 8 months ago
So let me get this straight, Jesus died for our sins and we are supposed to feel guilty? Why? He knew he wouldn't die (not for very long anyway) and that he would go to the happiest place ever ....."Disney world?" Well fuck it where does the line start, nail me up too! Not much of a guilt trip anymore is it.
wiggy7373 8 months ago
Cute you are!
Greeing from Brazil
arakakimangaka 8 months ago
Rather then pointing out the obvious flaws in the argument, I will instead ask; why is the 9 year old boy is pretending to shave?
spookmook 9 months ago
You have got to be the happiest atheist. (:
I rip apart bibles, take a shiz, and then proceed to wipe my ass with the pages.
I'm the evil, dark agnostic his parents warned him about. Kidding. ;)
MusicMyParamour 9 months ago
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Oh shit, there are really angry people out there, though.
It is not jealousy of our brothers and sisters, it is scored resentment of a million deep cuts made in a matter of years. The mind never forgets.
Like the one's that do want to torture people.. there's a lot of those now.
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dollycarcass 9 months ago
The Bible is just the book of common sense.
dollycarcass 9 months ago
Scoff away sister. That kid knows Jesus. Hell is waiting for you lest you REPENT. May God have mercy on you/
benalchemist74 9 months ago
Ur hot!
kysmelmonge 9 months ago
Sorry ? God wrote the bible ? you my friend are dumb lol
JohanFromIndonesiaTM 10 months ago
What happens with 3rd world country people that might want to kill someone?
DunkleWurzlen 10 months ago
Wow you got boobs, I love ya.
DunkleWurzlen 10 months ago
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The bible is full of shit! lol
youlikemydog 10 months ago
The bible is full of shit! lol
youlikemydog 10 months ago
What's an ugly nerd like you going after easy targets?
luc59457 10 months ago
CompletelyLovely, you always make me smile. Thank you! :)
sunkenrudder 10 months ago
don't be harsh on the kid, he was obviously brainwashed and blessed with Nestlé water on the 'christ camp for children'.
ZZzzzzzWhat 10 months ago
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HCinMaine 10 months ago
a simple question "What is so INTERSTING to you about Debating Christianity and Christians.
A second question. What is True to you.. ???
HCinMaine 10 months ago
@MrD6M6K6 Do you believe in any gods?
playerwithfaith 10 months ago
7:18 Santa Claus now has a son? Why wasn't I informed of this ? :))
calin4thewin 10 months ago
ok the lovely girl ..
to be honest u r lovely ..
I just recommend u to watch this .. jus 9 min from ur valuble time
.youtube.com/watch?v=E2s14T6x5AM
that will make u more loveble
ask me if u have any question .. :)
solh11 10 months ago
@solh11 There is no such animal ;)
calin4thewin 10 months ago
@calin4thewin hahahah :D
sorry I didn't work with me neither
youtube.com/watch?v=E2s14T6x5AM
when u capy it be sure it has same letters and numbers .. when I pasted it , it appered like this
youtube.com/watch?v=E2s14T6x5-AM or u can google it , I mean put this link in google and it will lead u where I want >> too much talking
I hope it will work this time :).. and don't hesitate to ask any question :)
solh11 10 months ago
@solh11 Now it says:
The video you have requested is not available.
If you have recently uploaded this video, you may need to wait a few minutes for the video to process.
:))
calin4thewin 10 months ago
You may have fallen for a troll here. Just saying, I didn't watch any of his videos.
vollmuell 10 months ago
@vollmuell I love how it is almost impossible to tell a christian from someone making fun of christians.
globalist1789 10 months ago
@ 1:33 "So better take a dump right now!"
Oh dear lord. I was under the impression that beautiful women don't have bowel movements. If I find out this is not so I will be bitterly disillusioned and devastated.
I don't think I'd want to live in a world like that....
CrateofStolenDirt 10 months ago
Why do you remind me of Philip d marco or whatever its spelt
DarkestNyteMusic 10 months ago
he forgot to say you can only have an invisible poop in that toilet, do you beleive you can have an invisible poop? build your metaphor from there...^_^
Now, stop acting like a tigress playing with her food.
yacobago 11 months ago 13
@yacobago It is worth pointing out that an invisible toilet, and invisible shit, are not ipso fact epistemically unverifiable. Even if not visible to the naked eye, in the visible spectrum, they may well be detectable through other radio imaging techniques or sonar. This argument was made as early as 1879 by Klaus Von Deipperschitt.
And alas, most varieties of shit can be all too readily smelt.
Public stalls?... *There's* your argument against a loving God.
CrateofStolenDirt 10 months ago
@CrateofStolenDirt definitely a contribution to the possible metaphor. No one should deny the existance of something only for the fact it hasn't been proven yet. As Von Deipperschitt showed We are not capable to perceive everything around us as not everything around us is necessarily visible. But I wouldn't like to get too deep into shit like Von Deipperschitt did ^_^.
yacobago 10 months ago
@yacobago Invisible poop = a fart?
xbreekate 6 months ago
@xbreekate not necessarily as all poop smells but not all of them farts haha
yacobago 3 months ago
That kid is not old enough to shave
demonorse 11 months ago
I wonder how Jesus' suffering compared with the six million of the chosen ones who died during the Holocaust? I ran into Dippy a few months ago, nice kid but totally misdirected.
TheCurmudgen 11 months ago
As of april 06 2011, 14 people have an invisible toilet and do not appreciate the degridation of their invisible toilet brand... whatever it might be
vegassilenttype 11 months ago
wow... you are the most beautiful person i've found on youtube.
anthonyergo 11 months ago
A female Atheist that is intelligent, witty, clever, and sexy... finally!
mikerules999 11 months ago
IF YOU READ THE BIBLE AT THE VERRYY BEGINNING YOU WOULD KNOW THAT MAN WAS THE ONE THAT MADE THE MISTAKE. ITS CALLED FREE WILL. HE TOLD ADAM AND EVE NOT TO EAT THE APPLE. EVE AT THE APPLE. SO DONT BLAME GOD WHEN HE GAVE US FREE WILL AND WE MADE THE MISTAKE.
floydw6 11 months ago
Invisible toilet = god. Yeah, I can accept that analogy.
geffel 11 months ago
I don't have an instruction manuel for my drilldo, but it still exists.
QED
funincluded 11 months ago
God didn't intend for hell to be for us?
How can that be if he knows everything and can do anything?
This kid's a stupid fuck.
TorontoLibertarian 11 months ago
did we hear the young man state that "God comes with an instruction manual...[?]" if so, that explains everything, doesn't it.
sarcasm is good.
turbopro10 11 months ago
Nice.
krissthesexyatheist 11 months ago
Awwwww honey you are adorable.
4Ned 11 months ago
Are those Christmas lights behind you? Where is your tree?
realpqleur 11 months ago
@ CompletelyLovely -Thank you so much for that wonderful, much needed laugh at 1:20! You've made my day.
@drumrnva -I took a quick look at your page. From what I can tell you like open minded thinking like TooL and Joni M. Yet, you comment before you think about what she is trying to convey. Its just a joke showing how blind this pre-pubescent kid is, and how he has no mind of his own.
The kid says he can't trust the theories of man. Yet he forgets to consider religion as one. LOL!
iLOL88 11 months ago
If God is all powerful, why does he need a middle man like Jesus. If he wanted people to be saved, then just have it that way. Also, if he is all knowing, why was there a need for a middle man? And someone please tell me where Noah put the damn fish???!!!
cjhindma 11 months ago
@cjhindma Well obviously Noah didn't have to carry the fish. Or whales. They live in water. And obviously the Flood was salty where it needed to be salty and fresh where it needed to be fresh...right? Come on, you know it makes sense.
geffel 11 months ago
Yuck. Not sure why you'd make a response to such an infantile set of arguments. This ends up making you look worse than the kid you're responding to.
drumrnva 11 months ago
@drumrnva Nonesense! Read the description - she's just having a bit of fun!
TheBigBanger1000 11 months ago
@drumrnva Nonsense! Read the description - she's just having a bit of fun!
TheBigBanger1000 11 months ago
If you say you have an invisible toilet, I'll believe you and take a crap in faith.
OldeVampyr 11 months ago
@OldeVampyr After all, I wouldn't want to live in morbid fear of eternal constipation.
OldeVampyr 11 months ago
The man he's talking about might be me. Liar? He can speak for himself. Thief? Only when taking from the evil and corrupt, to give to the deserving and honest. Fornicator? His mum said she wouldn't tell. Adulterer? His dad said he wanted to watch. Blasphemers? Well if his imaginary friend wasn't such a cunt, I wouldn't be so mean. I might use the lords name in vain, but I make up by also using it at the high point of bliss. So don't believe everything you hear, I'll prove it if I get the chance.
skepticoz 1 year ago
Oh and here's a pro-shaving tip kid: Save yourself the cost of razors. Just use dairy cream instead of shaving cream and let the cat lick that bum fluff right off.
skepticoz 1 year ago
nice hipster glasses
shotfullofguns 1 year ago
I am surrounded by stupid Christianity shit every day, since I attend a catholic high school. But, you piss me off more than any of them.
Go do something fucking productive.
whackedspinach 1 year ago
Humans don't have inherent morals, instead they will shift and adapt their morals (norms) depending on the situation and social group. They will tailor them so that they will benefit the most from their current situation. You pretty much prove this by going after a kid half your age in the hopes of gaining recognition for your sharp, witty, commentary, among your peers. I guess being sarcastic about a person who is [probably] not even able to comprehend it, is the epitomy of morality.
thursdayblack 1 year ago
If the toilet is invisible, how does he know it is there.. (and make sure you have your poker face on :)
cookieguy10 1 year ago
Sorry to be a pedantic nit-picker (but I am a geek) could you mention to him that Lucifer is not the name of the devil. There are lots to choose from, but Lucifer is not one of them.
Lucifer (or light-bringer) is a poetic name for the north star. Also the nickname of the King of Babylon in the Christian Bible (Isa 14:3-20). The bible, torah and talmud never use the name Lucifer to refer to any devil. That was holywood.
I always find it odd that most Christians have never read the bible.
sirskeptic 1 year ago
"I could go out right now, and kill 12 people, run to a third world country[...]and never get punished for my crime"
BAHAHAHAHAHA, this kid has no idea of the real world does he...? Unfortunately for him, many people have done that, and still do it; except in most cases, it also involves embezzlement, robbery, or some other form of crime which gives materialistic profit.
Morals are actually proved to be able to come from evolution, just as ALL OTHER BEHAVIORS that all living species show.
LeetMetalhead 1 year ago
You drink a lot don't yea then again I'm one too talk!
LostAngel88 1 year ago
How beautiful it is to see such a smart, witty and ultra cute girl make a point for atheism.
I'm in love.
Bleuthatup 1 year ago 11
i made that analogy once
RobotzAreAwesome 1 year ago
im in love :)
your sarcasm is so witty and sweet
1995amittai1 1 year ago 2
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BnaToToSnap 1 year ago
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BnaToToSnap 1 year ago
= shit invisible toilet and the bilbe he explained that well.
DD7100 1 year ago
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DD7100 1 year ago
Is the invisible toilet pink as well?
kablamo9999 1 year ago
Awsome. Like :P
guykuglo 1 year ago
Hell yah! I'll marry this awesome girl in a heartbeat.
Pesha666 1 year ago 2
Amm... theories of men and other people?
3inherjar 1 year ago
You're so funny :) Love the vid
HeyRuka 1 year ago
Oh my goodness you're so beautiful and so smart thanks for the video the kid was a riot.
Kang2112 1 year ago
You are so adorable to watch! By the way, have another glass of Cabernet!
I wouldn't want an invisible toilet. When ya gotta go, I don't want to be stumbling around looking for a place to go!
Reality Rocks!
schladmingman 1 year ago
Lmao.
MrAtheist1984 1 year ago
I want an invisible toilet :(
Algo2 1 year ago
...and while we are on the subject, why would an omnipotent being need 6 full days to create the universe? ...or why would said omnipotent being need to rest afterward?
jazzmojo 1 year ago
@jazzmojo because creating the universe is like taking a huge shit... imagine the constipation.
Ops... I don't think that answered your question... don't think anyone could ever... given that no one has seen mr. magic skydaddy.
slavj 1 year ago
The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that believe in
it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that believe in
it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't.
HBT; The Gospel According to Fred, 3:1
jazzmojo 1 year ago
Grrrrrreat video!
How much coffee did you drink before this?
Tyssilago 1 year ago
Entertaining video, and... go Canada! :D
DRAKULU 1 year ago
You are by far the hottest atheist I have ever seen!! Keep up the good work :)
jondibond 1 year ago
I'm an atheist and that kids logic is flawed, terribly flawed, but to turn a Gen Y phrase, PRETENTIOUS much? geez you come across as really condescending. It's nice that you're smarter than him though. It must be the oversized glasses.
pereztheprez 1 year ago
I must say this, otherwise I'm gonna explode:
I
LOVE
YOU
MrMetallidude 1 year ago
If the devil punishes bad people, why is he evil?
PsychoGabriel33 1 year ago 34
@PsychoGabriel33 I think that's a misinterpretation. I believe that satan is actually supposed to be the bartender. Makes sense since everybody that likes to party is apparently going to hell. I wonder if he can do fancy tricks with the alcohol bottles.
sierrabravo 1 year ago
@PsychoGabriel33 great argument
jojoinhere 1 year ago
@PsychoGabriel33 he is the apitamy of evil encarnate. so he dosent care about right and wrong. hes just their to hurt you.
floydw6 11 months ago
@PsychoGabriel33 Because only god is allowed to torture. Duh!
globalist1789 10 months ago
Great video! I wish now I had had a daughter along the way....I imagine she would have been a lot like you :-)
ChuckyJesus666 1 year ago
I'm sure he got caught defecating in public and this is where his invisible john came from.
macharius188 1 year ago
To spread the butter between those CompletelyLovely breasts
Greyhound1405 1 year ago
Hmmm. I wonder now, maybe Muslims aren't really wiping their asses with their left hands. Maybe their using invisible toilet paper.
Hockeygod98 1 year ago
Thank you so much for just making sense! You are amazing!
TheNightmare1031 1 year ago
i LOVE this video!
xbabiijacex 1 year ago
Lol you and your video are awesome!!!! Your so cheery and it frightens me a little but i cant stop watching. :D
finalxcx 1 year ago
I'm going to start wearing a fork necklace in the hope that we may randomly meet someday and you think we're soul mates :)
FiniteTurtles 1 year ago
you totally fucked him, you paedophile.
alihammadshahX 1 year ago
Your hotness makes up condescending speech. So. Thumbs up
Elififa 1 year ago
How have I only just seen your videos?! You are truly entertaining.
SmtrPhilosopherRedux 1 year ago
Will you marry me? :)
BeefSkillet19 1 year ago
Best vid ever. You are completely awesome.
nothingUnrealExists 1 year ago
Your fucking pathetic! Why are you so mad? It's just a kid talking about his beliefs and you just rip on him?! Fucking ugly bitch needs to grow up. Nobody gives a shit about what you say besides me cause it pisses me off. That's whats wrong with this world, people like you. Live and let live! Gods just as trendy as those stupid fucking glasses!
Jkow94 1 year ago
@Jkow94 Yeah, because she seems so mad doesn't she? And I'm sure 'nobody gives a shit... because it pisses me (you) off', because that's what everyone cares about, right? And regardless of if god or glasses are more trendy... the actually glasses exist to everyone's satisfaction. This was about as kind of a video you're gonna get from most atheists, and you gave about the most dickish response possible. You didn't actually engage the video intellectually either, so you're the asshole here.
vegassilenttype 1 year ago
@Jkow94 u mad bro?
FutureK1ng 1 year ago
Love the glasses! Total Fashion!
puellanivis 1 year ago
Can I keep him?? PWETTY PWEAAASSEEE???
balkan2k 1 year ago
that was awesome
Joophish 1 year ago
watching the kid in the video gave me a flash back to watching Burt and Ernie. He reminds me of Ernie how he talks with his hands and the fact that what he is mumbling on about doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of sense but he keeps talking anyways as if it is some how important or necessary.
Relativisticism 1 year ago
So if you poop in the invisible toilet does your poop just seem to float magically in the air or does it vanish?
Plur307 1 year ago
The fact that this apologist equates God with an "invisible toilet" should be a dead giveaway that he is a troll. Granted, I have met some pretty obtuse apologists in my years debating, but this analogy seems too asinine to be done with sincerity.
alphacause 1 year ago
Endearing much like the fallacies of Charlie Brown or George Costanza.
iamericwhite 1 year ago
stop being so happy. you are confusing the christians :D
MrShocktarded 1 year ago
Why do you have a butter knife hanging around your neck? and it's awesome ^^
ZaeroZ 1 year ago 7
@ZaeroZ You never know when you're going to need to butter some bread... two inches from your neck. It could happen.
CompletelyLovely 1 year ago 30
@CompletelyLovely Yes I do see how that might happen ^^ I just need to go and find a fork to hang around my neck now... (have to be original you know :P)
ZaeroZ 1 year ago
@CompletelyLovely BUTTERY NIPPLE:
Equal parts vodka, Irish cream, butterscotch schnapps and coffee liqueur. Shaken with ice and served in shot glasses.
BlackCatCadillac 1 year ago
@CompletelyLovely Actually it would not be awesome if there s a magical way to punishe everyone who is evil.
To me Superior morality means punishing less. A bad parent beats children, a good parent has them obey without punishment.
Good leadership skills are with rewards, understanding, compassion.
A perfect God might build a heaven, but never would he (or she) build a hell.
Even when people say Hitler (or Jack the Ripper or Mao Tse Tung or whoever) deserves hell i disagree completely(lovely))
omnissient 11 months ago
@omnissient "Even when people say Hitler (or Jack the Ripper or Mao Tse Tung or whoever) deserves hell i disagree completely(lovely))" It may be a stretch to say any of those people *quite* deserve eternal hellfire, but surely they don't represent your attempt to represent the extremes of human depravity and evil. Just try to tell me with a straigh face that *these* people are not *richly* hellworthy:
Henry Kissinger
Kanye West
Kenny G
That guy who played Higgins on Magnum P.I.
CrateofStolenDirt 10 months ago
@CrateofStolenDirt Right, i cant do it with a straight face. Cause i m laughing my 4ss off.
omnissient 10 months ago