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  • WATCH MY VIDEOS OR I WILL ATTACK @Abbielovesyew kittens or mums

  • go here sign up

  • ............little kids are right behind me. -_-

  • did anybody acctually try this?

  • I need ideas for videos

  • 3:12 This could be a Smosh video.

  • how many of u utube gurus have the knowledge to unscrew a light bulb? I gon' try 'em all, I'll come back later and tell u how it went. I'm listening.

  • 1:27... so sad :( lol

  • do this put like

    nigahiga

    smosh

    cool

    funny

    awesome

    most

    subcribe - subcriber

    veiws

    or anything eles in the tags

  • or just make a vid like this

  • Hey, my name is James Dean, I'll kill you as my dads a cop and I'm a hacker!

  • @13babybomber13 Good luck!

  • i wish i had a lot of views on my videosss and subscribersss :(

  • youtube policy.....lol

  • right when i was about to comment you stole shane dawsons thing he said jnow you can be like shane dawson and i almost shit myself

  • hahaha this is so funny! :D hey, u guys should check out my channel;) i rant about really random things xD

  • You sir are win

  • haha dis is funny but its actully wat ppl do

  • im trying this hahaha

  • Nice video and thanx for Helping

  • How do you change the pic

  • how do you get a 3d username on top of your video man ??

  • @MegaNafil He became a youtube partner. Go Max!

  • u2bviews.com/referral/2290/ 100% free views

  • Wanna Get 100,000 Youtube Views To Any Video Or Videos? Check it out on ebay or message me for the link to the ebay posting! this deal is cheap!

  • lol he made a lot views by making this video....

  • hahahah james dean raped my genitals with sex xD i want to watch that

  • thats so funny haha

  • you sond like how to annnoy people on Machinima :D

  • I like how some people commenting thought Max was completely serious.

  • /watch?v=sLjmarwseM0

  • Entertainment is useless. It doesn't feed clothe or shelter people. Though computers, communication, education and all the other stuff wasn't really necessary for food, clothing or shelter either. Actually if you live in a warm place you maybe don't really need clothes either. But since we have all these other things, entertainment isn't totally useless. It is subjective of course.

  • comment on my video and i will comment on your

    i will like for a like

    views for views

  • i did sub you

  • watch my useless video, or else.

    peace, lardo.

  • genitals ... hahahahahahaha xD

  • dude the only way to do the custom thumbnail is to become a "youtube partner" and to become a "youtube partner" you'll need a certain amount of subcribers and a few thousand views (constant) for your videos, THEN, you need to post a least one video a week.

    just to point that out, and yes the other tips helped, but i know that some people hack for views, is there really such thing?

  • how do you set a custom preview thumbnail?

  • you are green minded

  • XD How funny!

    Cool video!!

  • Hey,what do ya mean with only partners can change your tumbhnail?

  • Okeee ?

    how could you make a thumbnail or put a new thumbnail picture that isnt even in your video

  • yes...

  • What about putting comments on popular videos about how I'm making easy money online and to find out how go to my account? Also, where do I get a picture of breasts without breaking some copyright law?

  • @100KisSoEZ Clearly you need to find a pair of breasts that a corporation hasn't purchased yet.

  • @100KisSoEZ P3RV3R7

  • thats great , it's work!!!!!! but i don't do it ْ XD

  • Finally, someone has said the right combination of words! Now I can take over the world. I am at Denny's getting some unusually crappy service and your video has given me the strength to go on. Agh! Hot fudge not chocolate syrup.

  • if your video is boring they are more likely to click on the ad to get away from it and earn you money

  • lol that was funny

  • wtf

  • Ha HA lol im gunna try it!

  • look at my vidios i hace hacked games, a vid on how to get views and other things too.!

    just click on the blue bit up there saying Archie772!

  • I think all YouTube partners use this vid as a reference =D

  • That doesnt work, if you want to get massive hits go to freemovies2watch.co.cc and download the First download this should be under "click me" and it gives you a megapack of ebooks that I paid for. They include youtube views

  • I DON'T UNDESTEND..

  • That was great

  • @scrunchable facebook only accepts 5000 friends...

  • This is AMAZING! It's so true!

  • Sadly your list at the end left off Raywilliamjohnson... come on get with it MAX!!!!

  • @TheDavidfilms This was before that douche fully rose to undeserved fame.

  • i never do that.i always try my best

  • wtf!!!!! , its like an announcer on a game sho or some cheap shit >.<

  • @heromightdie Game show announcers are cheap? Man, I'm gonna start hiring them to announce all sorts of silly crap now!

  • this works lol!

  • Lol I laughed at the part where you said "Why not use all 3!?"

  • lmao this is so true

  • every youtube partner ever

  • so true and funny

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  • @coppersunday I like that you added the greeting at the end there.

  • LOL the title thing reminds me of Shane Dawson... >.< but I still love his videos.

  • HEY GUYS WATCH MY VID ON HOW TO NATURALLY INCREASE YOUR VIDEO VIEWS...LIKED THIS VID

  • hey guys watch my video on how to naturally increase your views

  • Ur freaky

  • @mywowShadowgold I told you I was freaky.

  • It's how Sxephil and RayWillianDouchebag do it.

  • he is exactly right...that is the only reason those videos get so many damn views

  • This is the exact same thing that raywilliamjohnson and shane dawson do with there videos! So shut bartholameu you obviously don't know a damn thing about youtube right now! dumbass...

  • James Dean raped my genitals with sex! 

  • r u a youtube partner?

  • or you can just watch other peoples videos and comment on them with phrases like ..."hey that was good but check out my video"...just like me....that was cool but check out my video!!!

  • fuck you man you are a bitch

  • James Dean raped my genitals with sex. lol

  • I'm embarrassed to be of the same race as Shane Dawson.

  • great vid, thumbs up. make more like this please

  • LOL'd at the "James Dean raped my genitals with sex"! People might think they got rickroll'd

  • this is v funny top marks haha i like tthe bit bout dartfor

  • How do I change the goddamn thumbnail.

  • shane dawson sucks.

  • He´s right !?!

  • LOL!

  • wow thats all i can say

  • your like the simon cowell of youtube

    (not bad thing)

  • Check my channel it fun and creative :)

  • AHA

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  • Cool.. check me out guys

  • Tell me dear boy, you were offered partnership for this piece of crap? You must be kidding with me.

    You are doing nothing but spamming off youtube with crap that is not true. You're OBVIOUSLY a scum.

  • Your sarcasm detection is really good.

  • That is now what I am saying.

    This video shows just how much you work.

  • @MarcoBat16 i know, some1 has aids =D

  • @MarcoBat16 cunt face

  • @deekeeley83 Seriously? I point out that this is a joke and you're still too stupid to figure it out? I have a bit less faith in humanity because of you. Thanks for bringing the species down.

  • @nalhariri has a better vid on how to get views and dont check out his channel

  • hahaha

  • MAN!!!! i realy want to be a youtube Partner

  • @KJmyass SAME HERE BUT I DONT NOW HOW TO DO IT

  • lol the last picture looks just like a thumbnail of a Shane Dawson video.

  • @strepie93 yeah! but how can i make a thumbnail without having the picture

    in my video??

  • @keycomedy

    Sorry keycomedy, I really don't know.

  • @strepie93 thats cos it is

  • hahahaha

  • raywilliamjohnson is a funny guy and one of my favourite youtubers, but his subscriber count raised by 500,000 in just a few months, partially because of this

  • THIS WORKS!!~

  • RayWilliamJohnson is the 14th most subscribed because he shows funny videos that he didn't make and then shows funny comments that he didn't make. Then he talks about aids and tells you to rate 5 stars for something stupid like "filming outside". Finally, he tells you how unfunny he is.

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  • Oh look, a stupid person.

  • hahahaha!!

  • dusint work

  • ...Isn't it easier to just post videos that are good?

  • @pierepresentative8 but then you'd be earning them.

  • The getviewed network on my channel is for real. This guy is crazy

  • what the! oh well, plz watch my videos! im kaylanzluvs

    dolls! plz bye!

  • lol this is sooooo damn hilarious xD

  • ahahahahah this is awesome :P

  • Hilarious bro, love it.

  • ahahaha. thats awesome

  • hahahahaha... u have no idea how much i laughed at that. awesome and right on as always max!

  • Come now, Max, I actually enjoy sXePhil he generally talks about what is in his title.

  • These partners like crappy LisaNova, HotForWords and more are fags with these crappy titles on caps.

    Shane Dawsom uses this, but it is HIGHLY related to his video.

  • self-indulgence to the MAX

    ha!

  • Its funny... my friend and I were running a test to prove this correct before I realized this video was up. But you're right.

  • Did you get the idea from the musical "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"?

  • That's an actual play? I thought it was some cheesy made up play that the seniors at my school made up

  • lol i remember all those videos with "FAMILY GUY EPISODE (#)" and then it would be a rick roll :D

  • Ahahahahahahaha. Oh yes, sex and pop culture usually attracts more views than stopping genocide. What a happy little world Youtube is.

  • I like the part with the dog.

  • Thank you. My day is now made. :)

  • this is really funny!

  • THANKyou Max. You have a great voice for mocking things. If only there were as many of you on youtube as there are people described here.

  • BRAINWASH!

  • I accidentally did this on a video I solely designed to pool in views. This formula really works!

  • lol, this is why I subscribe. hilarious!

  • Shane Dawson sucks! he is just so stupid and tries way to hard to be funny even though it is funnier to watch grass grow. so fuck you Shane Dawson

  • so does alot of people that dont deserve it

  • The whole time I was watching this I was thinking 'this is just like Shane..' Haah. :)

  • And I was thinking just the same for sxephil.

  • Works with Shane and WTB.

  • "Paint Your House Fast" is the first video listed under "Related Videos."

    ............oh the irony