For every 16 yo monkey saying "USB, Crysis" and your mother's ass:
You wasn't even born, when this software came out, and actually you do not even know anything else like playing stupid games on your computer, or posting onto youtube and facebook... So shut the fuck up!
this guy was the predecessor to billy mays in a long line of awesome excessively enthusiastic men of marketing, now we have that shitty skinny sham wow prick
@MrGuythatyoudontknow well i didnt buy any knee protection... i was to busy saving up fir this, then one day i was walking to the computershop then BAM!!! I took an arrow to the knee
VEUILLEZ NE PAS LIRE CECI! MOI JE L'AI VU J'AI FLIPPE ALORS J'AI ETE OBLIGEE DE LE RENVOYE MAIS NE LE LISEZ SURTOUT PAS!!!! JE SUIS VRAIMENT DESOLEE MAIS JE SUIS OBLIGEE!!!!
y'a 14 ans une jeune fille venais de fêter son anniversaire mais quand tout à coup un jeune homme l'étrangla maintenant que vous aver lu se message un esprit viendra vous voir toute les nuits sauf si vous suiver ces instruction :
VEUILLEZ NE PAS LIRE CECI! MOI JE L'AI VU J'AI FLIPPE ALORS J'AI ETE OBLIGEE DE LE RENVOYE MAIS NE LE LISEZ SURTOUT PAS!!!! JE SUIS VRAIMENT DESOLEE MAIS JE SUIS OBLIGEE!!!!
y'a 14 ans une jeune fille venais de fêter son anniversaire mais quand tout à coup un jeune homme l'étrangla maintenant que vous aver lu se message un esprit viendra vous voir toute les nuits sauf si vous suiver ces instruction :
OMG Even my mouth opened when I heard it was only $99 I thought it would be $200-so dollars! My mouth is still open wide from 30 seconds ago, and I'm drooling on this fine wood desk.
@myrddinistheshit I'm sure you have the intelligence to use Linux. People are just familiar with Windows and anything else is alien. But you had to learn Windows? One day you'll switch, maybe going back and forth between Linux and Windows several times.
But eventually you'll be hooked. You'll have many AHA! moments and everything will click into place.
@myrddinistheshit I'm using Ubuntu right now. If you just use it normally and don't need to use any coding, it's easy to use ans also runs well on my machine.
@kvarnerinfoTV, it was amazing stuff back in that year and that setup did important and useful work. Only retarded people would not understand that.....
@codednine well, you americans from our point of view have very idiotic marketing techniques...this commercial is example, amway aproach..etc.
Its simply retarded just like those guys on stage blabbering about some product and yelling: DO YOU WANNA BE THAT PERSON..NO, REPEAT WITH ME, NO, NO, NO (or something similar)...brainwashing for morons!
@kvarnerinfoTV American Sales Tactics are so retarded, then why does 70% of the world, want American Products? Our Commercials or Sales pitches might be silly, but in the end we still get more folks from all parts of the world, wanting to buy the products we advertise. :)
Funny that guys like Balmer didn't even know what they were talking about but they new, JUST GET $100 FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON! and you have their marketing strategy to this day....
@Huntestry It's somewhere around $200 actually. Also, prices back then for technology were ridiculous. My dad had to save up like $300 for an Atari, and you can get an Xbox today for $99...
Imagine if he showed that now, Windows 1.0 would be worth 1 dollar
xXMapleVodkaXx 1 day ago
yes it runs crysas at 1 frame a day
Kickahawz 2 days ago
@Kickahawz umm installation takes a year soo thats bad
EricssonXL 1 day ago
.....does Canada count????
icygamer598 3 days ago
For every 16 yo monkey saying "USB, Crysis" and your mother's ass:
You wasn't even born, when this software came out, and actually you do not even know anything else like playing stupid games on your computer, or posting onto youtube and facebook... So shut the fuck up!
TheDweed 4 days ago 3
@TheDweed i agree so much with you!
sh3xbeer 4 days ago
how much they gotta pay in Nebraska?
dlf1976 4 days ago
It's actually worth 25 cents.
montgomerynathameion 5 days ago
but seriously, fuck nebraska
ASDFUIL 6 days ago
lol
anoyingskinnykid 1 week ago
fk nebraska
Zalor666 1 week ago
Can it run tetris?
666Shinedown 1 week ago
Fuck you Nebraska.
UprootedEagle 2 weeks ago
Can it run BF3 on ultra?
weswii 2 weeks ago
Hmmm pretty cool ... 1:00 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
MegaMegawar 2 weeks ago
wish i could buy win7 for $99 :/
funnysox69 2 weeks ago
@funnysox69 Someone has been missing out. You can find an OEM Windows 7 Home Premium 64 or 32-bit easily for $100. Just go look at TigerDirect.
gixxygamma 12 hours ago
this is what happens to you if you take drugs
scouseology1 3 weeks ago
im scared
itsabbieduh 3 weeks ago
Uhh... about 2 bucks. Uhh... still 2 bucks.
metalpayne3 3 weeks ago 2
Can you download Porn?
backbaconnbeer 3 weeks ago
He sounds like someone is forcing him to sell that at gunpoint
WoodenBokken 3 weeks ago
can you run vB there?
!!
noelmendoza60 3 weeks ago
cann it run modern warfare3
MrMustac 3 weeks ago
im a mac fanboy, but this is fucking awesome!
DPCB01 3 weeks ago
can it go on youtube?
GameCream24 4 weeks ago
this guy was the predecessor to billy mays in a long line of awesome excessively enthusiastic men of marketing, now we have that shitty skinny sham wow prick
truesteban090 1 month ago
A fucking Clock!?
I'M THROWING FUCKING MONEY AT MY SCREEN!!!
ra2yuri4 1 month ago
Steve Balmier is a nut
FrozenParanormalwolf 1 month ago
People actually bought shit from Steve Ballmer for $99?
jjsullivan5196 1 month ago
cocaine is a helluvadrug
notusualtalk 1 month ago 2
im looked 2 times whats wrong with me owo
doggydoggiehp2 1 month ago
It still sucks
AppleGuitarGuy 1 month ago
$99... awesome..im gonna get one tomorrow..
wait a minute........
assa6699 1 month ago 3
i was gunna buy this, but then i took an arrow to the knee...
CyberTechTutorials1 1 month ago
@CyberTechTutorials1 Ahhhhhh.....CMON...THAT JOKE IS NOT EVEN FUNNY AND WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE YOUR KNEE PRTECTION
MrGuythatyoudontknow 1 month ago
@MrGuythatyoudontknow well i didnt buy any knee protection... i was to busy saving up fir this, then one day i was walking to the computershop then BAM!!! I took an arrow to the knee
CyberTechTutorials1 1 month ago
99 dollars thats right! 99 DOLLARS!!! OMG what did thic guy eat for breakfast
rocketrroller55 1 month ago
... A Clock!
alterdings 1 month ago
wat a good deal
kevin989able 1 month ago
I want to kick his head
sas147741 1 month ago
YAY! Pacman with 2 FPS :D
Tolunay521 1 month ago
Im going to order right now
Farpmon 1 month ago
i really hate this guy
datifocmah 1 month ago
It wasnt worth shit after the internet came along and you needed Windows 95
2007Russdog 1 month ago
OMFG A CLOCK
JKearnsie 1 month ago
And now he's the CEO of Microsoft.
Bah.
adgsTV 1 month ago
The worst comercial ever in my life. I never saw so low skilled in brain like this. ROFL !
MakeSh00t 1 month ago
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y'a 14 ans une jeune fille venais de fêter son anniversaire mais quand tout à coup un jeune homme l'étrangla maintenant que vous aver lu se message un esprit viendra vous voir toute les nuits sauf si vous suiver ces instruction :
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VEUILLEZ NE PAS LIRE CECI! MOI JE L'AI VU J'AI FLIPPE ALORS J'AI ETE OBLIGEE DE LE RENVOYE MAIS NE LE LISEZ SURTOUT PAS!!!! JE SUIS VRAIMENT DESOLEE MAIS JE SUIS OBLIGEE!!!!
y'a 14 ans une jeune fille venais de fêter son anniversaire mais quand tout à coup un jeune homme l'étrangla maintenant que vous aver lu se message un esprit viendra vous voir toute les nuits sauf si vous suiver ces instruction :
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Racaox 1 month ago
What's wrong with Nebraska?
nboyd6 1 month ago
Filmed with a 320x200/28kbps cell phone.... Oh.. no... sorry, time-leap.
HelliXSystems 1 month ago
Filmed whit a sock.....
ytje 1 month ago 2
its still $100.
Escapification 1 month ago
EXCEPT IN NEBRASKUH 1:00
pockle228 1 month ago
@pockle228 i find that offensive because i live in stapleton Nebraska. :D
TheClassicNESGamer 1 month ago
and then Bill Gates became a billionaire. :)
sylvur 2 months ago 3
can it run crysis?
adambullock 2 months ago 49
@adambullock No but it can run Pacman with 2 FPS :D
Tolunay521 1 month ago
@adambullock Of course! At 200 FPS
TheDeathlyDoctor 1 month ago
@adambullock Lol, you made my day :)
TheLuminousCleric 1 week ago
@adambullock yes, except in Nebraska
JossyHadash 4 days ago
Where's the USB port? :-)
riceboy1701e 2 months ago 31
I hate it when people ask me questions and then say "DON'T ANSWER!"... also... why is it "Except in Nebraska?"
jibblesmgee 2 months ago
Dammit, I guessed $100....
RandomNicoleTv 2 months ago
HOLY FUCK REVERSI
donnk 2 months ago 4
Bill gates does not like Nebraska
BLASR24 2 months ago
Hmm... Is that Steve Ballmer?
jerw99 2 months ago
Ferrari F40. lol
stellaruniversexmpls 2 months ago
Best comedy evaaaar !
HallunX 2 months ago
A CLOCK! A CLOCK! OMG!
godsadog 2 months ago 2
But do we get free shipping?
TheMisterDeeJay24 2 months ago
Fuck! i live in Nebraska ¬¬
guaditarios 2 months ago
The guy in this commercial dies shortly after this .....
klauzes 2 months ago
that computer costs more now if its in mint condition. except in Nebraska
TOHPHAYT1 2 months ago
DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!
Masterpj555 2 months ago
FU I LIVE IN NEBRASKA!!!
Anyway, DO WE NEED TO SHOUT?!
ZachBetzold 2 months ago
Can it play crysis 2?
DrPhilMusic 2 months ago
Im sending in my 99 dollars to that PO BOX!
sclf 2 months ago
So does the OS (technically just a DOS application at the time) come with a Ferarri?
jebug29 2 months ago
OMG Even my mouth opened when I heard it was only $99 I thought it would be $200-so dollars! My mouth is still open wide from 30 seconds ago, and I'm drooling on this fine wood desk.
kyleholtytp12 2 months ago
donde donde lo compro lo quiero YAAAA!!
EduinLindo 2 months ago 2
since when balmer is bald ???
TheYTListener 2 months ago
I wonder what happens if you try to order a windows 1.0 nowadays lol =P
metakight4 2 months ago
really? LOL XD
Bram7Lawliet 2 months ago
1:00 Why not Nebraska? WHY?!
samplingrate 2 months ago 3
Did ballmer ever have hair?
PerpetualParakeet 2 months ago
i wonder what would happen if i tried to call the number?
johnnyrocket566 2 months ago
EXCEPT IN NERBRASKA!
joelyish 2 months ago
jajajaja the CEO of Microsoft make the comercial?
mgmatiasjgomez 2 months ago
240p we meet again -.-'
petar3993 2 months ago
fuck! I was frightened...
SWEDust 2 months ago
Who hired the coke head to do a commercial
Leonsorahammi 2 months ago 2
YEAH REVERSI.
freezedriedeggs 2 months ago
00:43 prices of a computer nowdays!!
Yousef8001 2 months ago
he sounds and looks like Sunshine man Jim Gardner, the preacher form hell
CaptainSkaj 2 months ago
Linux blows
SirThorgil 2 months ago
25 years later and Windows still sucks...
MeAndLinux 2 months ago
@MeAndLinux, said someone who lives in a box and knows nothing.
codednine 1 month ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! REVERSI!
Bus7777 3 months ago
Buy linux it just costs 0$ !!!
Blacky372 3 months ago
FUCKING BALLMER KILLS MY MIND O'KAY I'LL BUY IT INSANE SCREAMING STEVE!!!1
Sortsylic 3 months ago
i wished i was more intelligent and knew how to use linux
myrddinistheshit 3 months ago 40
@myrddinistheshit What is making you problems? :)
Kais3rHD 2 months ago
@myrddinistheshit
1. Insert ubuntu disk into disk drive
2. Turn computer on
3. Click install
robinjam304 2 months ago 4
@robinjam304 try to swap 1 and 2.
skunkredhair 2 months ago
@skunkredhair Bah, trivial details I say.
robinjam304 2 months ago
@myrddinistheshit, the problem is because you aren't more intelligent, you want to use linux.
codednine 1 month ago
@myrddinistheshit I'm sure you have the intelligence to use Linux. People are just familiar with Windows and anything else is alien. But you had to learn Windows? One day you'll switch, maybe going back and forth between Linux and Windows several times.
But eventually you'll be hooked. You'll have many AHA! moments and everything will click into place.
NICKN0RT0N 1 month ago
@myrddinistheshit I'm using Ubuntu right now. If you just use it normally and don't need to use any coding, it's easy to use ans also runs well on my machine.
adgsTV 1 month ago
TeeHee Classic commercial :3
77tamtam 3 months ago
A CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheInternetGeek99 3 months ago 33
lololololol XD!
Nekradude 3 months ago
Only retarded people can fall on such a stupid commercial!
kvarnerinfoTV 3 months ago
@kvarnerinfoTV, it was amazing stuff back in that year and that setup did important and useful work. Only retarded people would not understand that.....
codednine 1 month ago
@codednine well, you americans from our point of view have very idiotic marketing techniques...this commercial is example, amway aproach..etc.
Its simply retarded just like those guys on stage blabbering about some product and yelling: DO YOU WANNA BE THAT PERSON..NO, REPEAT WITH ME, NO, NO, NO (or something similar)...brainwashing for morons!
kvarnerinfoTV 1 month ago
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@kvarnerinfoTV American Sales Tactics are so retarded, then why does 70% of the world, want American Products? Our Commercials or Sales pitches might be silly, but in the end we still get more folks from all parts of the world, wanting to buy the products we advertise. :)
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He probably drank 10 cans of red bull before the commercial was shot
757Pilot100 3 months ago
@757Pilot100 redbull didnt exist back then
animefan419 2 months ago
A clock lmao.
zeroeffects88 3 months ago
he is too exaggerated
kokfah 3 months ago
Screw you, Nebraska...
ImJustSayin2014 3 months ago in playlist World's Worst Commercials
a clock :D
gridvid 3 months ago
I just ordered mine.
Error0419 3 months ago
omg reversi, are yo serious
quicklady 3 months ago
is he dead???
Randomguy578 3 months ago
Crazy old man. I bet he's homeless right now
iDraw3G 3 months ago 3
@iDraw3G He is the CEO of Microsoft.
TheJ602 3 months ago
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@TheJ602 you expect me to believe that?
iDraw3G 3 months ago
"YOU CAN TAKE THIS PHOTO, AND PASTE IT RIGHT INTO WINDOWS WIRTE! NOW HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK MICROSOFT WINDOWS IS WORTH?"
You can do that with a paperclip. Also, what the hell is Reversey?
sparkybigptalkshow 3 months ago
333 people live in Nebraska
HereCrazy 3 months ago
lol belive it or not i bought this........ in nebraska 5000000 years later!
mrshmukPS3 3 months ago
A CLOCK! Waauw. I Buy one
DaReiVal 3 months ago
MY EYES MY EYES!
This makes me want to get a mac
sinistertim101 3 months ago
exapt in nebrasca xD
Komodo2555 3 months ago
Sometimes i like to cover myself in vasaline and pretend im a slug...
v1nchynoobs 3 months ago 3
This dos probably doesnt create BSOD
mi3rebus 3 months ago
REVERSI.
elel70 3 months ago
332 people live in nebraska
DidYourMomOSaurus 3 months ago
@DidYourMomOSaurus i live in Nebraska...
TheColorPaul 3 months ago
At that time using DOS what was better than Windows. Not too much unlike today.
ti994apc 3 months ago
@ti994apc, such an exaggeration.
codednine 1 month ago
The new billy mays.
RoShAnOWNEDyou 3 months ago
This commercial was filmed on location with a cheeto
SlinkSock 3 months ago
What a huckster.
zenmachinefilms 3 months ago
that computer probably has more pixels than this video :\
MPC666 3 months ago 3
He scares me...
Dhanijel1 3 months ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! REVERSI? HOLY FUCK!
rofljelly135 3 months ago
im happy with vista.
Luffa9876 3 months ago
It'll never catch on
daredevil1155x2 3 months ago
Reversi? I don't have that on Windows 7. :(
Iomeces 3 months ago
loll i cant stop laugh
gumner 3 months ago
wow
855Alexandre 3 months ago
Funny that guys like Balmer didn't even know what they were talking about but they new, JUST GET $100 FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON! and you have their marketing strategy to this day....
MrRafaelblock 3 months ago
100$ to play reversi, paste ferraris, and be able to paint! OMG WHAT A STEAL!
grjjboy 3 months ago
if only we had commercials like this today... sigh
larrybob141 3 months ago
$99 was a lot of money back then!
SpeakEnglishInTheUSA 3 months ago
Oh my God, I can't fucking believe it. REVERSI, YOU GUYS.
RaffySwagtastic 3 months ago
Windows 1.0 never really went on sale (uh..I'll take "It Sucked" for $100 Alex). Windows 3 was the first version that (hehe) "worked"
Zoomer30 3 months ago
Steve Ballmer? Wow.
jmtripolone 3 months ago
A clock?
wolfson109 3 months ago
This has to be some sort of old SNL skit, it has to be
Derpdatherp 3 months ago
if only windows 7 was 99 dollars
Xld2s59 3 months ago
I remember when we first got windows on our old ass PC and used to play all those programs...it was new and badass and everyone loved it.
casedistorted 3 months ago
i have windows 7
anonnie99 3 months ago
25 Years later, it still costs $99....
Huntestry 3 months ago 37
@Huntestry It's somewhere around $200 actually. Also, prices back then for technology were ridiculous. My dad had to save up like $300 for an Atari, and you can get an Xbox today for $99...
lilfunnydude41 3 months ago
@lilfunnydude41
Got an Xbox for $30 with everything. It was even still new.lol
44971719785648751978 3 months ago
@lilfunnydude41, no it isn't. The price varies greatly. You can get windows as cheap as $25 or as much as $300.
codednine 1 month ago
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In the 1970: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING WITH ME 99DOLLARS!? TO MUCH
danner504 3 months ago
kyaaaaa !!
DidazDriveCorp 3 months ago
is this supposed to be a joke?! i was craking up!
allenbbtechno 3 months ago
No wonder Steve Jobs killed it
haroldcarmichael17 3 months ago
nice shirt :P
jmikemiller 3 months ago
I remember when windows (non OEM) used to cost $99... good old days.
frogger400 4 months ago 2
Ignore Windows, i only want to hit this guy ....
Erdnussbutterkuchen 4 months ago
can't buy any good computer for $100 nowadays, only cheap crap
geo58impala 4 months ago
Omg, even win8 can't do this XD
Havk995 4 months ago 19
@Havk995 exept in nebraska
halojumprsoffical 2 months ago
Jesus, Steve Ballmer looked older then than he does now. He learned how to age backwards like Merlin. :P
wethreestooges 4 months ago
@wethreestooges nope he just smokes $100 bills
lmadope 3 months ago
Oh Shit!, Reversi!.
i'm buying it now.
drkamilz 4 months ago 3