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  • Imagine if he showed that now, Windows 1.0 would be worth 1 dollar

  • yes it runs  crysas at 1 frame a day

  • @Kickahawz umm installation takes a year soo thats bad

  • .....does Canada count????

  • For every 16 yo monkey saying "USB, Crysis" and your mother's ass:

    You wasn't even born, when this software came out, and actually you do not even know anything else like playing stupid games on your computer, or posting onto youtube and facebook... So shut the fuck up!

  • @TheDweed i agree so much with you!

  • how much they gotta pay in Nebraska?

  • It's actually worth 25 cents.

  • but seriously, fuck nebraska

  • lol

  • fk nebraska

  • Can it run tetris?

  • Fuck you Nebraska.

  • Can it run BF3 on ultra?

  • Hmmm pretty cool ... 1:00 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • wish i could buy win7 for $99 :/

  • @funnysox69 Someone has been missing out. You can find an OEM Windows 7 Home Premium 64 or 32-bit easily for $100. Just go look at TigerDirect.

  • this is what happens to you if you take drugs

  • im scared

    

  • Uhh... about 2 bucks.  Uhh... still 2 bucks.

  • Can you download Porn?

  • He sounds like someone is forcing him to sell that at gunpoint

  • can you run vB there?

    !!

  • cann it run modern warfare3

  • im a mac fanboy, but this is fucking awesome!

  • can it go on youtube?

  • this guy was the predecessor to billy mays in a long line of awesome excessively enthusiastic men of marketing, now we have that shitty skinny sham wow prick

  • A fucking Clock!?

    I'M THROWING FUCKING MONEY AT MY SCREEN!!!

  • Steve Balmier is a nut 

  • People actually bought shit from Steve Ballmer for $99?

  • cocaine is a helluvadrug

  • im looked 2 times whats wrong with me owo

  • It still sucks

  • $99... awesome..im gonna get one tomorrow..

    wait a minute........

  • i was gunna buy this, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • @CyberTechTutorials1 Ahhhhhh.....CMON...THAT JOKE IS NOT EVEN FUNNY AND WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE YOUR KNEE PRTECTION

  • @MrGuythatyoudontknow well i didnt buy any knee protection... i was to busy saving up fir this, then one day i was walking to the computershop then BAM!!! I took an arrow to the knee

  • 99 dollars thats right! 99 DOLLARS!!! OMG what did thic guy eat for breakfast

  • ... A Clock!

  • wat a good deal

  • I want to kick his head

  • YAY! Pacman with 2 FPS :D

  • Im going to order right now

  • i really hate this  guy

  • It wasnt worth shit after the internet came along and you needed Windows 95

  • OMFG A CLOCK

  • And now he's the CEO of Microsoft.

    Bah.

  • The worst comercial ever in my life. I never saw so low skilled in brain like this. ROFL !

  • What's wrong with Nebraska?

  • Filmed with a 320x200/28kbps cell phone.... Oh.. no... sorry, time-leap.

  • Filmed whit a sock.....

  • its still $100.

  • EXCEPT IN NEBRASKUH 1:00

  • @pockle228 i find that offensive because i live in stapleton Nebraska. :D

  • and then Bill Gates became a billionaire. :)

  • can it run crysis?

  • @adambullock No but it can run Pacman with 2 FPS :D

  • @adambullock Of course! At 200 FPS

  • @adambullock Lol, you made my day :)

  • @adambullock yes, except in Nebraska

  • Where's the USB port? :-)

  • I hate it when people ask me questions and then say "DON'T ANSWER!"... also... why is it "Except in Nebraska?"

  • Dammit, I guessed $100....

  • HOLY FUCK REVERSI

  • Bill gates does not like Nebraska

  • Hmm... Is that Steve Ballmer?

  • Ferrari F40. lol

  • Best comedy evaaaar !

  • A CLOCK! A CLOCK! OMG!

  • But do we get free shipping?

  • Fuck! i live in Nebraska ¬¬

  • The guy in this commercial dies shortly after this .....

  • that computer costs more now if its in mint condition. except in Nebraska

  • DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!

  • FU I LIVE IN NEBRASKA!!!

    Anyway, DO WE NEED TO SHOUT?!

  • Can it play crysis 2?

  • Im sending in my 99 dollars to that PO BOX!

  • So does the OS (technically just a DOS application at the time) come with a Ferarri?

  • OMG Even my mouth opened when I heard it was only $99 I thought it would be $200-so dollars! My mouth is still open wide from 30 seconds ago, and I'm drooling on this fine wood desk.

  • donde donde lo compro lo quiero YAAAA!!

  • since when balmer is bald ???

  • I wonder what happens if you try to order a windows 1.0 nowadays lol =P

  • really? LOL XD

  • 1:00 Why not Nebraska? WHY?!

  • Did ballmer ever have hair?

  • i wonder what would happen if i tried to call the number?

  • EXCEPT IN NERBRASKA!

  • jajajaja the CEO of Microsoft make the comercial?

  • 240p we meet again -.-'

  • fuck! I was frightened...

  • Who hired the coke head to do a commercial

  • YEAH REVERSI.

  • 00:43 prices of a computer nowdays!!

  • he sounds and looks like Sunshine man Jim Gardner, the preacher form hell

  • Linux blows

  • 25 years later and Windows still sucks...

  • @MeAndLinux, said someone who lives in a box and knows nothing.

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT! REVERSI!

  • Buy linux it just costs 0$ !!!

  • FUCKING BALLMER KILLS MY MIND O'KAY I'LL BUY IT INSANE SCREAMING STEVE!!!1

  • i wished i was more intelligent and knew how to use linux

  • @myrddinistheshit What is making you problems? :)

  • @myrddinistheshit

    1. Insert ubuntu disk into disk drive

    2. Turn computer on

    3. Click install

  • @robinjam304 try to swap 1 and 2.

  • @skunkredhair Bah, trivial details I say.

  • @myrddinistheshit, the problem is because you aren't more intelligent, you want to use linux.

  • @myrddinistheshit I'm sure you have the intelligence to use Linux. People are just familiar with Windows and anything else is alien. But you had to learn Windows? One day you'll switch, maybe going back and forth between Linux and Windows several times.

    But eventually you'll be hooked. You'll have many AHA! moments and everything will click into place.

  • @myrddinistheshit I'm using Ubuntu right now. If you just use it normally and don't need to use any coding, it's easy to use ans also runs well on my machine.

  • TeeHee Classic commercial :3

  • A CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lololololol XD!

  • Only retarded people can fall on such a stupid commercial!

  • @kvarnerinfoTV, it was amazing stuff back in that year and that setup did important and useful work. Only retarded people would not understand that.....

  • @codednine well, you americans from our point of view have very idiotic marketing techniques...this commercial is example, amway aproach..etc.

    Its simply retarded just like those guys on stage blabbering about some product and yelling: DO YOU WANNA BE THAT PERSON..NO, REPEAT WITH ME, NO, NO, NO (or something similar)...brainwashing for morons!

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  • He probably drank 10 cans of red bull before the commercial was shot

  • @757Pilot100 redbull didnt exist back then

  • A clock lmao.

  • he is too exaggerated

  • Screw you, Nebraska...

  • a clock :D

  • I just ordered mine.

  • omg reversi, are yo serious

  • is he dead???

  • Crazy old man. I bet he's homeless right now

  • @iDraw3G He is the CEO of Microsoft.

  • "YOU CAN TAKE THIS PHOTO, AND PASTE IT RIGHT INTO WINDOWS WIRTE! NOW HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK MICROSOFT WINDOWS IS WORTH?"

    You can do that with a paperclip. Also, what the hell is Reversey?

  • 333 people live in Nebraska

  • lol belive it or not i bought this........ in nebraska 5000000 years later!

  • A CLOCK! Waauw. I Buy one

  • MY EYES MY EYES!

    This makes me want to get a mac

  • exapt in nebrasca xD

  • Sometimes i like to cover myself in vasaline and pretend im a slug...

  • This dos probably doesnt create BSOD

  • REVERSI.

  • 332 people live in nebraska

  • @DidYourMomOSaurus i live in Nebraska...

  • At that time using DOS what was better than Windows. Not too much unlike today.

  • @ti994apc, such an exaggeration.

  • The new billy mays.

  • This commercial was filmed on location with a cheeto

  • What a huckster.

  • that computer probably has more pixels than this video :\

  • He scares me...

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT! REVERSI? HOLY FUCK!

  • im happy with vista.

  • It'll never catch on

    

  • Reversi? I don't have that on Windows 7. :(

  • loll i cant stop laugh 

  • wow

    

  • Funny that guys like Balmer didn't even know what they were talking about but they new, JUST GET $100 FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON! and you have their marketing strategy to this day....

  • 100$ to play reversi, paste ferraris, and be able to paint! OMG WHAT A STEAL!

  • if only we had commercials like this today... sigh

  • $99 was a lot of money back then!

  • Oh my God, I can't fucking believe it. REVERSI, YOU GUYS.

  • Windows 1.0 never really went on sale (uh..I'll take "It Sucked" for $100 Alex). Windows 3 was the first version that (hehe) "worked"

  • Steve Ballmer? Wow.

  • A clock?

  • This has to be some sort of old SNL skit, it has to be

  • if only windows 7 was 99 dollars

  • I remember when we first got windows on our old ass PC and used to play all those programs...it was new and badass and everyone loved it.

  • i have windows 7

  • 25 Years later, it still costs $99....

  • @Huntestry It's somewhere around $200 actually. Also, prices back then for technology were ridiculous. My dad had to save up like $300 for an Atari, and you can get an Xbox today for $99...

  • @lilfunnydude41

    Got an Xbox for $30 with everything. It was even still new.lol

  • @lilfunnydude41, no it isn't. The price varies greatly. You can get windows as cheap as $25 or as much as $300.

  • kyaaaaa !!

  • is this supposed to be a joke?! i was craking up!

  • No wonder Steve Jobs killed it

  • nice shirt :P

  • I remember when windows (non OEM) used to cost $99... good old days.

  • Ignore Windows, i only want to hit this guy ....

  • can't buy any good computer for $100 nowadays, only cheap crap

  • Omg, even win8 can't do this XD

  • @Havk995 exept in nebraska

  • Jesus, Steve Ballmer looked older then than he does now. He learned how to age backwards like Merlin. :P

  • @wethreestooges nope he just smokes $100 bills

  • Oh Shit!, Reversi!.

    i'm buying it now.