Things I thought were true that are not true.

[ImmaLavaHead]

57 people just don't believe that these things weren't true.

[ImmaLavaHead]

does anyone else find it awkward listening to the EXTREMELY awkwardly innocent phil talk about sex? he is always so non-sex-talk-y... only me? okay... :P

[charmanderduckies]

i heard the same thing about eyes ! im 14, and just found out its not real... because of you... :(

[ConbyandAbba]

Oh my god I thought that people shot in the sky when a parachute was let off lol it came to me fairly recently as well x love it!

Glad I'm not the only one x

[mushypeas124]

I used to think babies came out of belly buttons aswell

[MrGary004]

It's true there is a hole in your pupil but you have a lens around it so it wouldn't be good to stick a nail in it

[IhartPizza]

I thought that the word "Chameleon" was pronounced with a "ch" sound until recently last year...

[RhombusStriker]

dont worry i thought your pupil was a hole too...

[raebehteraweb15]

when i was 3, i was jealous of my brothers ability to pee standing so i convinced myself that my belly button was a... umm well ya know...and my parents never forget to bring this up...agh :)

[Mithez]

Oh god the eye thing freaked me out. Gives me the creeps just thinking about it. Thanks phil :b

[kpopshawol]

Older kids in my neighborhood loved telling me wrong info about sex as a child (about 4 or 5), because they thought it was hilarious when I told my mum what I learned. Such as, "To make a baby a boy has to pee in the girls vagina!" So my mum told me the truth then she went to their parents and said, "your kids are telling my daughter false information about sex. If you're too embarrassed to give them accurate information, I'll be more than happy to do so." Yep, they stopped after that. XD

[NinjaSoxXo]

I alwys thought if you tried hard enough you could fly so i jumped off my roof. I cant fly yet. :( and i thought you could walk through a mirror and go to another world no mirror now and this was last week

[Zanirtak]

Up until grade 7 I thought "Chaos" was some kind of Mexican food, pronounced with the same "Ch" as in "Chocolate" ... I was educated in French okayyy ....

[limelyx]

Lmao I also thought that thing about the pupill being a hole leading into.. whatever's behind.Also, I did think babies were born.. through the tummy... just because I watched Star Trek when i was 5 and they did Caesarean section on some woman.. I bet she gave birth to an alien. Idk. Always been afraid to watch Startrek since then.

I thought, until like 1 week ago (and im 15) that the sun was BEHIND the moon, therefore it was shining... lol... WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL MY LIFE~ xD

[rockkid91]

up until the age of 18 i thought that Narwhals were a mythical creature, until i saw a Narwhal horn on antiques roadshow

[NinjaRosieX]

thirteen year old Phil sounds hot... :)

[Abii290]

Thinking your grandma was an ood from doctor who :')

[kelllylouiseanderson]

i thought the parachute thing too till i watched this :')

[CrazedTacoEater852]

i know a girl who thought that corn came from duck bills. i was the one to break it to her.

[hollyclaricoates]

naive little phil xD 

[kitkatbarkaty]

@HolyApplesauce hahahhahahaha stephen hawking

[welovecookies27]

I used to have a teacher in primay school who supported Sheffield Wednesday the football team, and because the team name had a day in the wek in it i always used to think when i was younger that there were also football teams called Sheffield Monday, Sheffield Tuesday etc and if people asked me what football team i supported i would say the name according to what day in the week it was! :D

[HolyApplesauce]

i used to think people in wheelchairs were robots. whenever someone in a wheelchair rolled near me i cried. and this was before i was 6 ......probably.

[xXGaticaXx]

When I was little, I thought babies were born with diapers on. We live in a rainy-ish area, and almost every afternoon the sky is covered in clouds, my sister thought the sky "turned white" every day, like it went from blue, to white, to sunset to night. She didn't realize the white mass were clouds. And my other sister who is in her 20's was convinced you CAN close your eyes like a happy anime character, like this -> n_n, and she kept trying and it kept looking like this -_-

[EpiclyLily]

why is ur grandma an octopus

[RandomIsTheWord]

I thought bellybuttons were so babies could watch tv through them..

[97Scarygirl]

Wait.. Your mum is a lobster.. And your grandma is an octopus? O.o What does that make you, Phil?

[SmurfetteDoesntBEeP]

i thought babies came from belly-buttons too! mainly because a teacher in 1st grade wouldn't explain to me why we had them, she just told me it was something to do with birth, so of course i put two and two together and figured that's how babies were born. and before that i honestly thought the doctors had to remove the woman's stomach, like in the pregnant barbies.

[SourLemon98]

I used to to think that pork pies were made from porcupines and would endlessly ask my dad how you cooked porcupine

[the360heroes]

ENTERTAIN??? I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING!!!

[leambzTV]

i've now learnt about the parachute thing from this video

[Georgie9210]

hehe. lol.. liking the the story.. it made me lol.

[eatmorebananaz]

I thought mince pies had mince in them until NOW!

I actually had to pause the video and google, just to see if you were right!

And I'm 19... ='[

[JadeSophie10]

when i was younger i thought sex was just a man and a woman getting naked in the same the same room as each other ...

[012chillyxx]

Sex kiss:'3

[AwsomeMarnie]

I wouldnt say diddy kong is a voy or a girl--it looks like both--why does it where a top but no pants

[jones123232]

Maybe Zeus has a belly button hole on his forehead, like if you know where its from xD

[EmoGirlEmilieJames]

OMG i thought mince pie had beef in too until the Christmas that's just gone. :/

[sydandtaytum]

LOL. is it just a general brit thing to not talk about sex?? i never had any crazy ideas about what sex was...i feel like i knew what it was at a very young age...probably because i was allowed to watch R-rated movies at a very young age.

[tashaXD1000]

What? Seriously I acctrully thought mince pies were made with beef?

[PurpleliciousDuck]

...that's not how parachutes work???

[x14Epiphany14x]

i was so confused when i fount out that Primus from Metroid is a chick... lol

[MrBlueSoup6]

@x14Epiphany14x You mean samus right

[x14Epiphany14x]

@MrBlueSoup6 bahahaha yea my bad samus :P

[animeford]

When I was younger my family would go mushroom hunting a lot. I guess I was being too loud, but my mom told me that mushrooms go under ground when they hear loud noises. I believed that up until a few years ago. :/

[TheHiguys05]

OMG! I still believe mince pies are made of beef and veggies...

[NinkComPoop]

Errrrr, Phil. Have you not noticed that belly buttons and va-jay-jays are very close to being the same size without being stretched? o_O

[17AlexDanni]

I thought the same about parachuting too! :p

[dudeitsabe55]

I thought there were such thing as "banana juice". There is not. What is my life.

[biskit71]

y is ur grandma a octopus

[rawrhellokittyflower]

i thought a douche bag was a pee sack i then realized a pee sack is a bladder and my friends told me what a douche bag was

[LameLikeEric]

Wow wow wow wow wow..When people parachute they don't go up into the sky?!? I'm 16 and didn't even know that until 28 seconds ago!

[MsEllzieWellzie]

Wait... Diddy Kong isn't a girl?:o

[HailandVic]

That was living life with derick

[xXSkyeSweetnamXx]

i thought mince pies actually had beef in them too! :L I also thought turkish delight had actual turkeys in it....

[97Scarygirl]

I used to think that Ice cream, was just frozen milk.. Then i tried freezing milk when i was younger.. Didn't work. Lol

[saoirsekilljoy]

I thought they contained beef too!

[lucywa13]

So, I thought that babies came out of bellybuttons too. Like, why else would they be there?

[iamsomeonewhoknows]

His OctoGrandma sounds like Dumbledore from Potter Puppet Pals!

[TheKannibalzKlawz]

@iamsomeonewhoknows i agrea

[chalalalalasss]

I have that octopus beanie baby! :)

[TheUnmissableLaura]

I though blue waffle was just a special type of waffle you could get.. Then I found out the horrible truth *shudders*

[09lealily]

@TheUnmissableLaura same here i looked it up cuz i was like how the hell has someone got a blue waffle then well i found out the truth

[kaaaatymills]

I always thought that your pupil was just a black hole in your eye.. Someone told me if you touch it your eye collapses in on itself.. I believed it up until this moment.. :/

[shaunisnotamazing]

omg phil you are so funny :) i might buy one of your t-shirts :)

[itsfoxhunter]

lol. Phill's grandma. XD

[AllShadesAreGrey]

I used to think babies came out of belly buttons too, so I used to think if I stuck my finger in my belly button I could feel my baby.

[XxXAbbyAlohaXxX]

MY mom had a c section and she told me bout it so i didn't know that they came from the... u know ... and i told my friends that babies got into the world by cutting into your stomach lol

[Rand0mhuman]

@XxXAbbyAlohaXxX Oh my god I thought that for the longest time. xD Seriously, I think I was like 11 when I realized that wasn't the case. Then I went two more years thinking babies came out of.... the other hole? Um. Wow, this is awkward to type....

[nigahigarocks9]

okay. my friend wants me to ask if you and daniel are brothers?

[Rand0mhuman]

@nigahigarocks9 They're not related, just friends. :) 

[TheStandoutCrowd]

My Mum told me that I came from her belly buttion when i was little! Ha!

Then I later found out the truth..*shudders*

[4evaJesse]

I also thought most of thosse things ;| especially the pie thing

[iiLikeRubberDuckies]

When I was really little my mom would play a bunch of Resident Evil, and that game honestly lead me to believe that a virus could actually turn you into a zombie or rip through your stomach and kill you.. and that's what I told my friends in 1st grade would happen if they got a virus. Took me a while to realize it was just a sickness :/ it wasn't going to tear through my body and kill me

[jude6156]

I love that his grandma's an octopus! xD

[Heidisxy]

OMG I TOTALLY BELIEVED THE MINCE PIES AS WELL BEFORE :D

[camrin957]

i thought babys came from a giant robot........ ik ik its stupide -.- but i really thought that

[xxPhoebmonsterxx]

I always thought 7up was actually Zup until about last year... o.0

[Zanirtak]

you think a baby coming out of your belly button is painful?? try your vag!!

[foreverinbloom14]

@Zanirtak i thought they cut your stomach open to get it out when i was 6

[virtualdiegolapiz]

I laughed soooo hard whith "grandma"

[marenfarroparamore]

I thought the swear twat just meant bitch and I was talking to my mom and older sister in the car about british swears and I said that one and why I liked it. My mom was a bit shocked about that one...

[whatamidoinghere7]

Hey Phil :) the fact about the pupil being a hole technically is true... it just doesn't obviously go into your whole head, just your eye! :) dunno if you did actually know that, but thought i would just share it anyway :) latersss :)

[Abii290]

@whatamidoinghere7 But ude have to stab through the jelly bit....?

[TheGymnastGrrl]

i thought babies came out of belly buttons until i was 11.

[dbar21tv1]

Blue is a girl and Magenta is a boy. :P

[deandrajack]

hahahahaha, i thought the whole eye puple thing was true aswell until just then..

[MrGeicos]

I thought liquor was pronounced lick-were. I found out how it was pronounced after saying it how I thought it was pronounced in a car full of people.

[mermaidmelody305]

I love how everyone else is you and your grandma is an octopus XD

[Rachelisnotonfire96]

@AmazingPhil I like the look of your belly button ;)

[KTloveswrestling1221]

I thought that teachers lived in the school until 6th grade... that was three years ago.

[turtlechocletgraslov]

I use to think that the "D" on Disney was some weird swirly thing... Took me a very long time to realize it was a D

[TheArchive24]

i thought when i was little that marshmallows were snowman poop. i didnt like marshmallows then....

[HayleyIsAlwaysYours]

Totoro :D ..I noticed the plushie on the table thing.. haha (:

[amy4lestat]

so glad someone else had the awkward mince pie experience. i found out by asking "ew why would you put cream on mince?" oh dear...

[gamegirl808]

I used to think there were only 3 years in college

[menzerrss22]

i thought babies came out of your bum until I was 13...

[NothingButADarkSoul]

Oh yeah I used to think that Wikipedia had a page about everyone in the world.

[LeanneFMarshall]

i always thought that when the baby had to come out the belly button turned from an innie to an outie and then you had to press it back in and then the baby would just.. come out. Had a bit of a shock when I found the truth...

[Mrscocozza]

i used to think that people swallowed babies and that's why they had a big "tummy"

[BelieversNeverDie513]

I thought that about belly buttons too.

[jackrussel999]

My seventh grade science teacher told us the same thing about eyes. -.-

[Jadeyy01]

i always thought parachutes pull people up aswell :/ i pretty much just found out they dont haha

[LarissaFamous]

well i wished i saw this video sooner. i got into a conflict with my brother cause i was convinced that parachutes sky rocket people. thats a fail :/

[mermaidmelody305]

Omg! I used to think babies came out of belly buttons too!!!

[Turtlexlovex13]

I thought sex furies were transvestite animals. All the way up until I was 12. An episode of CSI taught me it was people that like to dress up as animals and...do it.

[24chibimanga]

i thought animal abuse was animal sex

now i know it's not

[MajorlyBethargic]

i thought a deep french kiss was when you shoved your tongue so deep into someones noes that your licking their brain, so when my sisters boyfriend asked her for a deep french kiss i started gagging and they thought something was wrong with me. I now realize what it is but the name stills makes me feel gross. I blame elementary school kids brains and imagination for making me think this.

[DJmdoodle]

parachutes don't sky rocket people?

[LockerElevenEleven]

BLUE IS GIRL. As is Magenta. My life is a lie.

[MyLoverIsMyBestie]

@LockerElevenEleven pfft I totally ship them anyways

[bigben123456789ify]

@LockerElevenEleven LIES!!!!

[MotherMonster21]

it thought pineapples grew on trees. but no. they grow like potatoes..

[AndySixxLUV12]

you look sexy in the glasses!

[sneakie101]

Santa!



[TamarasEntertainment]

I used to think factory's were cloud making machines... :33

[officialY1p]

I used to think that kissing was this humoungis thing that would change your life

[Nazzamajazz]

YOSHI IS A GIRL AND PO FROM TELETUBBIES IS A BOY D': Childhood destroyed. 

[EmoWolfRose]

Is it just me or is it hilarious when he says 'beef pies'??

[noodlienatpew]

i thought Arnold from the show "Hey Arnold" wore a kilt,but it was just a long flannel shirt under the blue one..i wouldn't have noticed if it weren't for the collar

[Aweso0o0me]

when i was younger, i used to think that babies was like in the yummy, were all the food was. and the the mum pooped out the baby... Oo'

i also thought that horse tails grow out from their assholes

[jellytotburger]

Well I always thought that men gave birth to boys and women gave birth to girls... fortunately that didn't turn out to be the case...

[ShadowWookie101]

HE HE I SAW YOUR TUMMY :D <3

[Blytheee321]

when i was like 7ish i thought a vagina was just a fancy name for boobs

[baaboo999]

for AGES I though Yoshi from Super Mario and the Blue's Clue's dog were boy's...but then my sister told me they were girls and even looked it up and it was true!

[MsSherylove]

I didnt kow what blowjobs were and I asked this weird friend of mine and she told me it was when your kissing and the guy spits into your mouth(hence the innie outtie thing) and so i told my friends id done a blowjob before cuz a guy *had* spit into my mouth and when they were like wtf your like 10(this was a wile ago) and then one of my other friends had to explain it to me(it was so embarrasing)

[JJMOVIESTM]

I use to think robbers had to wear giant chicken suits when robbing a place because of Toy Story 2

[anunearthlychildness]

Ahaha I always thought mince pies were meat too!! I never ate them being a vegetarian and all then one day saw my mum eating one, also a vegetarian, and i freaked out till she told me it was just fruit... I had 16 years of being deprived of mince pies :(

[smiley123face123]

My parents told me the truth about everything.....

[SmielyFaceKiller22]

A car being in heat._.

[MsCarnelianRed]

My mother told me being a virgin was not going on a date before

[ximadancer]

you mother is a lobster and your grandmother is a octipus.......... what are you?!?!

[EscapingTheCrash]

I didn't get the 'why is six afraid of seven' joke untill I was fifteen,:( I just laughed and shook my head my whole childhood when ever I heard the joke.

[alexandralander]

Oh god I laughed so hard I fell off my bed true story

[emmlouisegeorge]

I thought mince pies had beef in them; but ate them anyway... BLONDE ALERT.

[Adelyteful]

OH MY GAWSHHH! I thought babies came out of belly buttons too!! ^.^

[mongiemimi]

More embarassing (sp?) childhood stories! :D

[holl36c]

I thought the first person you kissed you had to marry? then my sister told me the truth when i was about 9 LOL

[msellou]

that cutting your hair makes it grow faster, lool it just makes it shorter...

[LilyVanVamp]

When I was 7 a new headteacher came to our school, and she was making visits to all the classes and answering questions so I put my hand up and said 'How old are you?' completely innocently because I didn't know it was rude to ask a woman that.

She never did answer me, and I don't think she liked me much afterwards either...

[TheLonherforhead]

The parachute thing....OMG! mindblown.

[betht96]

My friend thought that cows give birth to coconuts because they have milk inside and she thought that goats give birth to goats cheese

[RagingRomanceTV]

this is gonna sound stupid but here's my list...

1. I used to think Andy Sixx was Nikki Sixx's son then i found out the truth XD

2. I used to ......

Hell, my mom told me the truth about everything so its not fair!! DX all i got is that measley one thing

I knew Tweety was a boy

I knew where babies came from

I knew what sex was

I knew Blue was a girl

I knew pretty much all the good stuff .-.

My childhood has been corrupted DX

[geekfreek108]

You weirdo! How could you not know that he was a guy?

[kt76943]

when I was 9 I watched a movie where one of the women gave birth through her mouth.....

and for about 2 years I believed it -_____-"

[autumnioy97]

My entire life I've thought that the green monster from Monster's Inc. was named Mike Mazowski. It's Wazowski. My childhood is a lie.

[micky230598]

i never realised the parachute thing

[XXXevilxr0b0tsXXX]

my brother didn't know raisins came from grapes. He didn't find out until he was 21.

[DrayDray72]

I love how he says "Oh my god you Freak!" xD But anyways. When i was younger, (Being a girl) I didn't know guys had penises xD I thought they were EXACTLY the same as girls, but with shorter hair and smelled worse :3 I'm not weird. Love you Phil

[basailquazzy]

When I was younger in elementry, there was a condom found in the feild. My principle panicked when everyone asked what it was so he said "its a clear party balloon" so I went for years thinking that condoms where balloons...

That was an awkward conversation when my mom set me straight

[ImiiNotOkay25]

i thought the exact same thing about mince pies for aaaaages too! xD

[SmileyFace680]

Laughed at this so much!!

[Krist3n1997]

thanks for the parachute thing:L i thought you shoot up too

[magicalshark]

OMG I HAVE THE SAME SHEETS AS YOUUU!!!! <3

[TheSapphire2010]

When I was little I used to think that babies came from trees..

So I was scared to sit under this really large tree in my front lawn.

[BohoKittyKat]

My friend called you a rat with a haircut. She is no more...

[japaneseganguro]

lmao you ledge babies from belly bottons :') made my day :P

[MrSingh63]

This is what google was invented for :L

[JennyCThree]

When I was about 6 I thought everyone would become a pokemon trainer at 10, also I thought they could drive (10 year olds that is, not Pokemon) thanks to Gary Oak

[emmycriesblood]

When my dad was little a creepy teacher told him that pupils were just holes, too. Luckily his mom stopped him from stabbing himself in the eye with a needle. What his teacher forgot to mention was the film over the pupil :/

[Warriorcatsfan227]

Wo wo wo... Mince pies aren't made with meat????!!!! My life just changed completely

[scenekitty66]

i used to think spain was a planet:(

[chapter009]

I used to think that each country was a different planet, thanks to Star Wars.

[KeepYourApology]

When I was little I used to think that the car broke down every time we got to the end of the road, when in reality my mum was just breaking so we wouldn't get t-boned. They just kept letting me think that was the case, too.

[JelloAtTheDisco]

I also used to think that babies came out of bellybuttons. Yes, not alone. :)

[Syd2dKnee]

I used to think perms were called sperms... I then asked for a sperm at the age of 12 from my hairdresser ._.

[KittySaysSmile]

Mince pie doesn't have meat in it? hmmm.. I HAVE LEARNED