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  • the movie was quite funny

  • Vagina dentist?

  • Well at least her ass doesnt have teeth ...

  • when she says i will bite your dick off she eally means it ;)

  • Haha this movie acctually wasnt that bad

  • one word anal, if you don`t like anal take metal condom XD

  • crazy western ppl, how could you get that idea?

  • @kikkergirlie111 she can get pregnant it only bites the dick or watever off if she gets mad or doesn't want to do it.

  • loved this movie , i knew i was gonna buy it the first time i saw the cover

  • And the sag award goes too.........this chicks vagina congrats, the movie also won best scree play.

  • "It looks like that scarlacc in "return of the Jedi"!

  • i can understand why guys hate this movie lol...

  • "when no means yes, let's get it on means welcome to the meat grinder" hahahaha LOL

  • LOL at the "Sarlak Pit" comment.

    "You'll never get away with this, Jabba!"

    I'm surprised there were no "pencil sharpener" comments.

  • LOL at the "Sarlak Pit" comment.

    "You'll never get away with this, Jabba!"

  • It's sad that most people don't understand this movie -_-''

  • @apneatique Whats there to understand?

  • @JillTheVicious Most people make funny remarks about the movie (I did too) but most people don't understand the point of the view. I don't know if you know anything about Vagina Dentada?

  • hepls that i have a steel hard dick

  • I can't imagine in the movie the guys getting bitten HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @lola200611 how will she have a baby if a guy cant get his dick inside her lol

  • bet guys teen guys are dont want sex anymore or no kids ha

  • back in the 70s there was a movie called Chatterbox about a girl who's vagina could sing!!at all th wrong time happily at the end of the movie she found true love , asinging penis!!

  • wtf taken to the highest level

  • ok... this movie is like the killer tomatoes.... its just, creepy must be a stupid ass movie lolzz

  • so disguting almost

  • The truth is "Vagina Dentata" has been a legend/myth for thousands of years in multiple cultures, Its an older "story" than the one about Jesus the Christ.

  • (chick is not bad i would do her) the guy said lol

  • How about visit to the doctor to pull the teeth out.

    Even better idea - become a celebrity.

  • Well, we are going to need teeth grinder in the shape of a dildo before going on a date.

  • i love that sarloc pit! OMG LOL

  • Lmao vibrators out of the question?

  • i wish  i had that pussy

  • Again, yet another reason why girls should switch to anal. XD

  • lol so she must buy what toothpaste to brush her vagina teeth? xD

  • the girl in the black dress has one CRAZY laugh

  • Hopefully she will not have sex with any French dudes...they cause cavities.

  • @atomic3939: lol 

  • um filme de péssimo gosto, quem o fez não, realmente não tinha nada de teor cultural....

  • Assault with a deadly vagina=death penalty by lethal injection, no irony intended...

  • @bulok2its indeed.

  • i saw it, laughed a bit then called bs and was on my way to day of the woman, better revenge movie

  • lmao!

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  • Fuck this the guys are screaming in this film i would kill that bitch if she bite off my dick fuck that .lmao

  • @kleamat HONESTLY IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME THAT WOULD BE FIGHT TO THE DEATH INSTANTLY KILL HER...thank god girls would never do that and cant with there pussy lol stupid movie...no.....thats the stupidest movie! ever made!...didnt mean 4 the caps at start btw..although now i kinda do like those caps :) //mmmm girls i want my girl~~~~~~i want a girl mmm love lol

  • @xbakano lmao very true

  • well this was from 2007, the Anime film Wicked City had a tarantula woman nearly bite a guys penis off ... he escaped....

  • This movie has a sequel folks,they are going to release teeth '2' soon that is she is going to fight with the anaconda hunk ^-^

  • 0:32 get Off the camera

  • this movie gave me the best revenge plan for my ex bf and the whore he dumped me for >:)

  • Does she bleed out of her mouth once a month?

  • Holy shit! LMAO!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahah this is wat every one means by beat ur meat hahaahah

  • what the fuckin hell!

  • omg teeth gave me nightmares haha i was like wtf her vagina has teeth and it scared the hell outta me when she bit her brothers dick off !!

  • Mine is hurting of watching the guys cock being eaten by the dog.

  • guess for this chick it's all anal all the time...

  • Best comment.

    Looks like sarlac pit form return of the jedi

  • langulars thats all i can say

  • i wish my vagina had teeth

  • @out2of2this2world i wish it did too

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  • hell i got enough meat to spread around. lmao ;]

  • whats this movie called?

  • @theWARSprayer Teeth

  • These people don't know what they were missing. It actually turned out to be a pretty quirky, entertaining movie. It was definetely out of the box (pun intended) of the usual Hollywood movie.

  • alpot

  • sarlacc pit

    AMPPPP!!!

  • Think about this...If a girl had teeth in her vagina and then had them removed surgically, there would nothing but gums which would massage the hell out of a guys dick while fucking.Thus, creating a totally new orgasmic experience...GENIUS!!!!!!!

  • @Socom2Sniper10 oh-k...Seriously?!? LOLZ

  • @Socom2Sniper10 omfg dude, lmao!!!!

  • @Socom2Sniper10 LOL!

  • JUST GO 4 BUTT SEX DUMB ASSES

  • lets see if you guys will still laugh if you had sex or raped a stranger which you dont know that she have "Vagina Entrata"

    trust me a guy had his whole tounge cut off just because he had oral sex with a stranger

  • @DissonantMelodies it's a myth man...unless she has those African spiked female condoms (yes, I know, it's really weird) Vagina Dentata isn't real, just a fucked up myth

  • @attackman456

    you had to do some more research

  • @DissonantMelodies well this is as far as I would do research (I'm a Laaaaaaaaaazzzzyyy person man)...I don't have to research Vagina Dentata anymore, it's wasting my time (although the Movie "Teeth" doesn't lol) and why would I research it more anyway? I don't plan on raping someone and as far as I know it ain't real, only those spiked African female condoms are real

  • 0:59 epic ! sarlacc pit !? ROTFLMAO !

  • When I was a little boy, My friend's brother told us that girls had teeth down there. And we would be in his garage looking in penthouse and playboy type magazines and we could swear that we could see the teeth sometimes. I think that is so funny that they made a movie about it.

  • "That woman had a dermoid cyst. Dermoid cysts are derived from the outer layers of embryonic skin, and they are capable of growing hair and teeth and bones, anything that comes from the outer layers of the embryo. They can occur ANYWHERE."

    It's called 'Vagina Dentata'

  • @Puseladdn haha what a lie

  • @xecidex haha no im serious, google it

  • i wish they didn't include these people's opinions and just have Sara give a critique.

  • Just whut I was thinking... the teethy pussy pit in the middle of the desert on Tattoonie in the Star Trak movee.

    With Carrie Fisher in a bikini.... DAYum she fine...

  • It's a really twisted comedy, pretty messed up penis gore.

  • A movie about the new breed.

  • this is the most unuseful critique ever. and by the way it's an incredible good movie.

  • 0:31 made me LOL XDDD

    Girl on the right, lol.. XD

  • can it talk?

    when its cold does it chatter?

    where do you wind it up?

    do the puns ever end?

  • well guys the condition itself is true. but not the myth that its biting penises off. its a rare case on where an unborn child or twin's body parts merged with the pelvic region... since it has a body host.. teeth and hair does grow with it. it does not particularly for vagina's one person has some teeth in his eyelids for example...

  • @apacheindiangod actually, yeah. that happened to my gma

  • hhahahha its funny

  • The sad thing is this is the worst "horrer" film i've seen, its more like a comedy :D kept laughing the whole way through haha xD

  • Are we supposed to believe that these are unscripted video comments? Because every single one of them seems like the people are acting. Badly.

  • @jgwest1 i can SO see the strings on your comment!

  • it was a good dark comedy it wasnt meant to be slasher film scary

  • lol...and the moral of the story is...go anal! :D

  • getting your dick bitten off by girl's toothed vagina is another way of losing your manhood!

  • in a way thats i a good thing teeth for a vagina thats if she gets raped thought but ya its so retarded teeth in her vagina thats um....... im shocked an disgusting not to mention i wonder what your taste buds will be saying to you. talk about bad breath

    ha ha ha

  • i saw the movie. it was fucking retarded. for real. the music is terrible, the direction is HORRIBLE, and so is the acting

  • Bite me!

  • sooo wait..if she has a baby her vagina will just like eat the baby ?

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.

  • @lola200611 LMAO good point!

  • @lola200611 lol shell have a c-section

  • @lola200611 pretty much

  • @lola200611 she probebly cant even get pregnant becouse of all the dicks the bites off.

  • wow

    ive never seen anyone with teeth besides me!

    ive bit offm y share of dicks babyy!!!

    then i roasted them in oils and ate em!!(wit my vaginna:)))))

  • They have condoms that work in a similar way. Anti-rape condoms.

    They're like a bear trap that a girl puts in her vagina, and if something goes in there it closes and doesn't let go.

  • The world would be a lot safer for women if we all had teeth in our vagina's . Damn , why couldn't I be born with vagina teeth?

  • also it would be a lot harder to make babies

  • is the person in the beggining audrey kitching i swear it is...

  • the movie kinda sucked

  • these people are stupid. once those guys watch it they'll be terrified to have sex. they're so sarcastic and stupid, and the girls...wow...this video is totally stupid and pointless

  • Terrified to have sex???' WOOOOW you know nothing bout guys xD

  • oh trust me, i know a lot about guys.

  • chhjjjhjkh

  • hahahahahahahah

  • what the fuck oh oh have u ever herd of a penis with eyes on it????

  • Have you ever "Herd" of Hooked on Phonics?

  • this movie is not the best movie made

  • haha :D allein die vorstellung xD stell dir vor du lernst eine kennen und es geht so BÄM und ihre futt greift dich an xDxD alter da hilft kein pikachu dieser welt mehr :D:D

  • These people are retarded. The IDEA came from the vagina dentata myth. The makers of the movie didn't make it up.

    And okay, creepy pathetic guy? But I highly doubt the actress would ever wanna sleep with you.

  • yea its a myth

  • so wtf is the problem

  • sarlac pit in return of the jedi!

  • ohh dam i think i have to refrain from sex for a while...

  • i love this movie

  • ok so do they even show the teeth??

  • well it shows A tooth and it looks like a shark tooth so saposaly its more inside lol :D

  • oh so it dosnt show the girl parts then huh. just a tooth. hmm i have to watch it now i cant get it outta my head.

  • A few things I want to share here, first off, why not go in her ass? secondly, when the doctor was fisting her did anyone notice how wide her virgin vag was? four fingers thats quite a bit!! and lastly think about it this way if her teeth can bite off appendages imagine if she had them removed or if she was older, her vag could gum the hell out you itd be like primo tightness, does anyone else agree?

  • You are telling me. Teeth can bit a EX hard penis off???

  • every rose has its thorn .... LOL

  • @bulok2its ye but this one has a lot of tham XD

  • and i hate seeing racist bitch punks talking shit you deserve to be hung and tortured like the black men were back in the day they didnt deserve it but you sure and the fuck does. punk ass bitch.

  • i seriously hope someday you say that bull shit to the wrong black man and i hope i am there to watch as you get your faggot pussy ass get the beat down of your pathetic pussy bitch ass life. you sissy fuckin punk bitch.

  • black people rule!

  • Attack of the killer Vagina! men will be vergins forever after this 5 star horror! mwahahahaha!!!

  • the girl at :33 looks a little weird

  • yup... goonies... slot... sounds familiar?

  • i thought it was a joke when i first watched the trailer

  • XD when I saw this movie, I laughed my ass off so hard, but my Guy friend shat himself. I couldn't take the movie seriously.

  • nashers in the gashers

  • OMG!!! i am speechless..

  • i wanna see now lol

  • wow the teeth thing gets me horny

  • il die a virgin

  • haha lmao

  • My friend and I ordered this movie on demand by accident. [We were trying to get to Sweeny Todd, byt scrolled down too far.. XD]

    I laughed my ass off the entire time, but my friend... Well, he was scared shitless.

  • Lmfao!

    "Welcome to the meat grinder"

    xD

  • lmao

  • I actually thought this movie was pretty creepy. It was like John Hughes had a threesome with David Lynch and David Cronenberg.

    Kinda gross with all the chopped off dicks, but it creeped me out and made me laugh.

  • lol 0:31

  • LOL

  • RETARDED movie hahaha

  • my mr.weewee is a snake tried to tame em butt unfortunaly.......

  • haha, lol on the first commentator.haha

  • where do you find this movie? i've been looking for it because it looks funny. what the heck...where do you get this idea?

    ???

  • i loved that film it was funny

    some guy forced her to have sex and it obviously got cut off

    he then stands up no screams lmao

    and u see it on the floor

    then the girl comes back the next day and theres a crab eating it lol

    such a funnie movie =]

  • wat the fuck

  • for those who didnt see it her VAGINA BIT A GUYS PENIS OFF IT WAS REALLY CREPPY AND WEIRD AND A SLIGHT BIT OF FUNNY BECUZ IT SHOWED HIS PENIS ON THE GROUND

  • i pissed myself watching this movie ..... wait was it suposed to be a horror?

  • so terrible

  • so I guess foreplay isn't even an option.

  • dat was super GAY lol

  • thats what butt hole is for

  • The answer to the vaginal teeth, anal sex. Problem solved

  • that's funny as hell!

  • or just find a girl from britian that has no teeth

  • A vagina with teeth? Now that's a viscious cunt.

  • lol