If you had evidence for A and B, creationists would want the definition of A.215025 and call you rediculous for not having what they want, then give god credit.
@daiitokumyouou899 i can give u an example though DOG is a kind u dont have to specify em like greyhound mastive bull dog ect they are all one kind Dog.
@tretrioeciii where in evolution does it have God's signiture? do u even understand dawin's preceptions with the finches? he ruled out God for the picture. if God was in evolution it would be more like God provided the ingrediants for the organic soup which brough forth the first single cell organism.not so? but it doesnt say so it happens by CHANCE, and thats wats silly. men with all his intilegence and technology cant even produce a new species but by CHANCE with out intilegen made millions?
all you evolutionist need to get a life, JESUS RODE A DINOSAUR TO WORK, get over it! youre just jealous you dont arrive to work fred flintstone style. I didnt come from no retard monkeyfishfrog. all you need to do to find god is look around you! I mean look at magnets! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK!?!
@KaylinJH I learned about magnets in 3rd grade, you peice of shit. What am I jealous of? Do you ride dinosaurs to work? You might wanna consider going back to elementary school. ( 'I DIDNT come from NO retard MONKEYFISHFROG') You sir, seem to be the retard.
@MrChris7856 Ha ha ha, the guy is blatently trolling dude. I can''t believe you fell for it. 'Magnets, how do they work?' is a meme from ICP's music video 'miracles'. Monkey fish frog is a Mr Garrison quote from south park. Learn to internet.
“You shall not make for yourself a carved image,or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath,or that is in the water under the earth;you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.For I,the Lord your God,am a jealous God,visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments. IT IS A SIN TO PRAY TO JESUS OR TO HAVE A CROSS!
“I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me. this is the law given to us by God him self! it is quit clear as to what it says.(You shall have no other gods before Me) he dose not say and my family! no he says just him and no one else! Jesus is his son. not God just his son. IT IS A SIN TO WORSHIP JESUS GODS LAW!
I think chances are good that Jesus was just like any other two bit prophet back then and even today, he had a small following just like many today and he never preformed any miracles with evidence being taken from the bible which gets more heavily edited and exaggerated as more time goes by. Most accurate Book being Luke Probably and least accurate being John, it's interesting to read it and see how it evolved and slowly became a bigger and bigger myth. Jesus was just a con-man.
THE COLORS DUKE! THE COLORS! And I thought I was the only one who remembered that commercial. KUDOS for being able to actually watch these in the first place let alone to watch them again to make the video...
Darwin was a profound Christian, and thought it went against his faith. He may have simply said this because back then the Church was a bitch for burning people.
if evolution isnt real.. whos my greatest grand dad? adam. fuck no im asian bitch ass mother fuckers. my great ancestors came from africa as monkey-ape like creatures not a white guy.
Someone help me out with this, I have looked at the evidence and agree that evolution is a far more viable and supported explanation than magical sky-man.
But, there are many people, far more intelligent and qualified than me to comment on this that say that it was magical sky-man, how is it that people who are smarter than me can be so very, very wrong?
"They were brainwashed at a very young age and are now in denial."
If you want to further convince yourself that this is true, simply ask yourself how many of these intelligent people believe in a different magical sky man than their parents believed in? How many intelligent Muslims had Christian parents? How many intelligent Christians had Muslim parents? The answer is, very, very, very, very, very few.
Because people can be conditioned from youth to believe anything. And even as adults, there are a lot of delusional people. Look at the wackos who believe they can cast spells, or the morons who think they were abducted by aliens, or the fools who think their race is the master race, based on nothing more than delusion.
People can be very smart, and still think very stupid things.
@chrisdemilich Aliens are a different story. because if there are aliens (I'm leading towards there being aliens) then that proves the entire Bible wrong that never once mentioned another intelligent humanoid life form other than humans.
But yet again they will just call them angels and say the guy who wrote the bible was high on pioti and accidentally described them wrong.
Because they're scared sh*tless and need 'the magical skyman" to be real for them. They believe life is dark, bleak and hopeless without him. They can't stand the thought that they might only be an insignificant piece of protoplasm floating around in a non-sentient mechanism.
Then, of course, there's always the less 'existential' reasons. Abandoning their cultural influences. Giving up their tax exempt status. etc..
Any scientist who considers himself a creationist, has to turn their entire existence from discovering what happened and how to disproving the work of others. They have to voluntarily stop learning.
I know one uni scholar - who to my knowledge is studying biology - is a creationist. Nice girl she is, but her fundamentalist worldview has skewed her
grasp on reality. As a biologist, it doesn't matter what she's specialize in - she's going to have to deal with evolutionary factors and the theory, which makes me wonder if it would convince her or if she'd just cling onto her views...
@5tonyvvvv Yes, when you make mirror image molecules in a test tube you get 50-50 right and left. Read the lable on birth control, women take a double dose and half goes through them un-used. LIFE makes and uses Left hand molecules because it uses proteins as catalysts. What is the problem, it evolved that way. Scientist understand this.
''could you please explain the problem of Chirality?''
Your response shows that you are most likely not intelligent to understand either side of the discussion. If you could give just one proof of evolution that is not easily falsifiable and not based on theoretical presuppositions the world would be amazed. So, go ahead.
@apathy7170 right back at you. You will NEVER find ANYTHING that says "Made by God". If their is an afterlife who do you think God will want to talk to? The people who closed off their very own thinking minds as to how this existance came to be? Of what use is the non-questioning mind? At the very least the scientists will be able talk shop with God. Scientists want to discover how things came to be, the actual process. All creationists want is fairy tales and the freedom to not think.
That is where you are very wrong. ALL of CREATION testifies of the Creator YHWH! His indelible mark is on EVERYTHING that we see and understand. Science is playing a game of catch-up. I love science...but it can only explains what we see, not how we came to be able to see it, understand it, comprehend, reason and deduce. Every science, the utmost being biology screams of the Creator...science is awesome to show how great YHWH is; awesome!
@apathy7170 No. It's not screaming anything. That's just your fanciful imagination. Try and find the creator all you want! You have my full support in the matter! And when you find the creator ask how you came to be, and the creator will point at the scientists and say, "Have you met these people? These are scientists, while you were claiming I had all the answers, these people were actually finding out for themselves the answers to the mysteries. You were just too proud to listen."
incorrectly taught, fear based approach to Christianity. Learn about Martin Luther... and the Christ reformed movement. Just because Catholics and others taught fear and rituals does not mean that it was right. again, the aim for the Christian is never to bash or scare someone.
nice opinion but where are you facts to prove what you are saying? if you want me to present facts, if you would like to hear more about someone elses i can provide TONS of knowledge.
no sweat about being rude and tying to insult me. i am used to it.
Maybe you are used to be insulted because you say insult-able things. I would cite as facts the long sad history of the Christian churchs' use of the Bible to justify war, slavery, repression and anti-scientific sentiment. Your belief that "evolution is a crock", to me is hilarious. I'm not here to debate people. There are many more qualified people who practice real science out there. I'm here to point and laugh at the lamentably stupid.
science is there to support whatever and frankly its splitting hairs.
type in Christian Apologestic in google. People are applying science to the claims of the Bible. You can decide if it makes a difference to you or not.
The Christ Reformed movement is all about saying that science proves the Bible. It doesn't matter what I think . If you are interested go find it.
I've seen it, and sorry to break it to you, but apologetics is unadulterated muddle-headed rubbish. The best they can do is the ontological argument, which is philosophy by the way, not science, and it's a sad, tired and thoroughly unoriginal argument dressed up in a suit.
No science is not there to support whatever. That would make science useless if it supported anything you wanted. Science is very specific about what does and does not support. People are also applying science to the hollow earth theory, true it is laughably bad science but so is creation science.
so since the nazis believed in gravity is that wrong? iran is working on nuclear technology so i guess nuclear theory is out the window too. thats how science works now, things are disproven by association not by evidence.
Revelation 19:11: And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
Also Matthew 15:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
and Luke 12:51:
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:
Yes, his psychedelic return, when he heads the army of heaven.
Matt 10:34. This is what happens when you've stopped memorizing bible passages a decade ago.
The WHOLE chapter reads as if jesus is dividing his people from everyone else, dividing nations and families in the process, he then states that he comes to bring fire which he wishes was already burning.
My reading of the WHOLE bible, front to back many times over, not to mention countless sword drills, is the reason why I'm an atheist.
@CloudsofBliss if you read the bible with more detail you will see that in the old testament god promotes war "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and donkeys" (1 Samuel 15:3).
The last time I check the new american bible isn't the earliest translation. Its the Tanakh and the Septuagint (OT and NT) which the English and other translations books.
@CloudsofBliss newest or older bible should not matter nothing should change if it does then the bible is a unreliable source either way believing in a man made god is just unethical
@CloudsofBliss Read the old testament, God LOOVVVVED War. Doesnt that twisted fictional character call for death of anyone working on the sabbith? Stoning to death for a fuck ton of reasons? Go to Dwindlinginunbelief. com and check out how many that evil sick asshole killed.
@CloudsofBliss I don't beleive he was Talking about Jesus. It was obvious when he said "Christians" did these things. And Yes all through history the bible was used to justify, even Condone rape, adultery, murder, slavery, inequality, and so forth. You basically compared your self to Jesus. For proof of any of these things, look at any reference in history in the last two thousand years. The Dali Lama said it best.'' I love your Christ, But Christians look nothing like their Christ."
are there any facts in your video here or only crap talk?
you might think you are waging a good fight but it may come off as a bit unintelligent. your are emanating hatred. yeah evolution is a crock but i dont get mad about it. what good would that do?
i most def appreciate the humorous values... i have been posting it on facebook and other places... :) i love it. but i don't feel there is a need to attack me about my views. Yeah Christian spread fear and hatred. That came from man. It is not a Christian principle to kill, hate, etc. it is unfortunate that masons and satanists use it to succeed in the material world. that was my point. i think this video is great because it opens minds on a easily accessible level.
so, change in species over BILLIONS of years is total nonsense to people but a fucking snake in a tree and a great being in the sky controlling everything does? thats down right idiotic
Uh huh HA HA HA HA and a fish turning into a human is LOGICAL! HA HA HA this guy thinks his own mother is more closer to a monkey than he is. What an animal.
The way you input your opinion can be compare to a 9 year old, until you learn to speak like a well-rounded adult, no one will ever take you seriously.
Gee, then I guess all of our leading biologists for the past 150 years have been children. Who knew? Meanwhile, in Realityland, we see that it's religion that gets indoctrinated into kids as young as 5 and evolution is usually not covered in any kind of depth until at least high school.
wow so you just follow what ever big brother tells you huh. OK there's a new study, shove a dildo up your ass and you'll know even more about evolution
I can just feel that Christian love they talk about: "Agree with me or go fuck yourself". Wow, it's a good thing Jesus isn't alive to see what a monstrosity his religion has become.
We believe that small gradual changes lead to large ones over an incredibly large amount of time, while you believe that god used to make snakes with legs but suddenly stopped doing so because one (which is never mentioned to be satan BTW) tempted a woman made from a man's rib to eat a piece of magical fruit from a forbidden tree.
All you people need to be shot & killed & put to death for beliving stupid fictional ideas!! I say go ahead you stupid funda-MENTAL-ists go on killing each other so we can rid the world of you pests who are the worst fucking people on the planet! I laugh at your 2000 year old story lies of talking snakes & how teenagers should be stoned to death & how women shouldnt be allowed to speak. and how abortion isnt imoral Fuck you all. I shit on your bible & I whipe my ass with the pages of your lies.
So what these guys are saying is that evolution is a dramatic change? hahaha.......... Well evolution is a gradual MINUTE change over time THREW NATURAL SELECTION..... lol these people need to learn their facts ans see both sides........... I was once a believer in creation and i tried to argue that creation happened...but unfortunately i was completely drowned by an over whelming amount of evidence that supports evolution.
How do they always manage to find the absolute most bland, nasal narrators for these shows? That one mustachioo'd Ray Comfort clone always sounds like he's barely able to read the cue cards.
sometimes i laugh at this shit, and sometimes i just get mad. the fact that these people stand there and act like they are experts, when i am clearly more knowlageable (even though i cant spell) about all this, and what sounds like 3 highschool students are like demigods in comparisson... yet they drag the gulible and fearfull and stupid down to the intelectual darkages, AND IT FUCKING WORKS! i want my fist to evolve their faces!!
We should make a rule where in a live debate, quote miners are allowed to get hit across the face with a chair by the person that was quote mined. If the quote mined person is not present in the room or dead, a random member of the opposition gets the honour.
"Some type of animal turning into another type of animal..."
It would be a lot easier for all of us if you guys could actually define "type". But of course you don't. We show evidence of changes over time and then you push the goal posts by saying, "no, no, no, the change has to be bigger than that." We show you evidence of bigger changes and you then change the definition again and move the goal posts further and further back.
Are those 3 male finches getting ready to gangbang the female?
EarlFaulk 1 month ago
The only people who infuriate more than Anti-evolutionists are AIDS-denialists.
SynneDennis 3 months ago
"after they punch me in the face and call me judy"
LOL
Feralus69 7 months ago
one of my freinds is as dumb as these guys. Also much harder to convince, if thats possible....
centralAthiest 9 months ago
This was too much!!! Thank you, now can someone please help me? I peed my pants laughing
snakeguy76 10 months ago
Seems almost like the people who made the original video think evolution is more like pokemon's version.
mistereveready 10 months ago
my favorite finch line was... PUPPIES!!!!! every word of this video is true.
H3rrH3rz 11 months ago 2
If you had evidence for A and B, creationists would want the definition of A.215025 and call you rediculous for not having what they want, then give god credit.
Ender0410 11 months ago 2
what did the seven dwarfs do for a living?
Quote mining
deathman1021 1 year ago
I might not agree with you but i love seeing you point of view and laughing while im at it!
TheAppropriator 1 year ago
i love the girl finch
carbonfconfusion 1 year ago
love the birds :D
bellyzbad 1 year ago
I wish creationist would actually define what a "kind" is...
daiitokumyouou899 1 year ago
@daiitokumyouou899 i can give u an example though DOG is a kind u dont have to specify em like greyhound mastive bull dog ect they are all one kind Dog.
beedip84 1 year ago
1:43 Seymouria is a transitional form between amphibians and reptiles. The sheer ballsiness makes this so much better.
paleomike8 1 year ago
''Evolution says....' And then they fuck it up.
gregrutz 1 year ago
So all you creationists think evolution is impossible?
Not even God could make evolution work?
Man, ALL you creationists are going to hell for thinking such thoughts.
tretrioeciii 1 year ago
@tretrioeciii where in evolution does it have God's signiture? do u even understand dawin's preceptions with the finches? he ruled out God for the picture. if God was in evolution it would be more like God provided the ingrediants for the organic soup which brough forth the first single cell organism.not so? but it doesnt say so it happens by CHANCE, and thats wats silly. men with all his intilegence and technology cant even produce a new species but by CHANCE with out intilegen made millions?
beedip84 1 year ago
@beedip84 I see your sense of humor has not yet evolved to the point where you can recognize sarcasm.
tretrioeciii 1 year ago
What is this? This is fucking awesome. Can it truly be that some people have combined MST3k with creationism? I am so subscribing to this shit!
laflugantabastardo 1 year ago
@ 7:00 how come you didn't mention that many dinosaurs (i.e. most Dromaeosaurs, such as Velociraptor) did in fact have feathers? ;)
onpon4 1 year ago 2
all you evolutionist need to get a life, JESUS RODE A DINOSAUR TO WORK, get over it! youre just jealous you dont arrive to work fred flintstone style. I didnt come from no retard monkeyfishfrog. all you need to do to find god is look around you! I mean look at magnets! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK!?!
KaylinJH 1 year ago
@KaylinJH I learned about magnets in 3rd grade, you peice of shit. What am I jealous of? Do you ride dinosaurs to work? You might wanna consider going back to elementary school. ( 'I DIDNT come from NO retard MONKEYFISHFROG') You sir, seem to be the retard.
MrChris7856 1 year ago
@MrChris7856 Ha ha ha, the guy is blatently trolling dude. I can''t believe you fell for it. 'Magnets, how do they work?' is a meme from ICP's music video 'miracles'. Monkey fish frog is a Mr Garrison quote from south park. Learn to internet.
torm0 1 year ago
@MrChris7856 satire! jeebus and that monkey fish frog is reference to a south park episode :P Jeebus!
KaylinJH 9 months ago
Oh this video gives me a headache...
bttrflykiss7701 1 year ago
“You shall not make for yourself a carved image,or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath,or that is in the water under the earth;you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.For I,the Lord your God,am a jealous God,visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me,but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments. IT IS A SIN TO PRAY TO JESUS OR TO HAVE A CROSS!
franktastikart 1 year ago
“I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me. this is the law given to us by God him self! it is quit clear as to what it says.(You shall have no other gods before Me) he dose not say and my family! no he says just him and no one else! Jesus is his son. not God just his son. IT IS A SIN TO WORSHIP JESUS GODS LAW!
franktastikart 1 year ago
@franktastikart God brought nobody out of the land of Egypt. The Exodus is nonsense
lizazoon 1 year ago
@lizazoon y do u say that bro? u must have evidence right?
beedip84 1 year ago
@thedarwinfinches
Hilarious video... love the finches. But just FYI, birds can actually see *more* colors than humans can. They're far from colorblind.
mtszabo 1 year ago
fish cant grow legs but jesus can walk on water, makes perfect sense
Achilliez101 1 year ago
@Achilliez101 yeah funny but true i does makes sense if u created the water but didnt made fishes with legs. and btw y did fishes stop growing legs?
beedip84 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHA!
alohaeast120589 1 year ago
You guy's are so cool I'm putting you on the top of my christmas card list. I don't believe is santa but I like christmas cards:)
ElvisKnucklehead 1 year ago
I think chances are good that Jesus was just like any other two bit prophet back then and even today, he had a small following just like many today and he never preformed any miracles with evidence being taken from the bible which gets more heavily edited and exaggerated as more time goes by. Most accurate Book being Luke Probably and least accurate being John, it's interesting to read it and see how it evolved and slowly became a bigger and bigger myth. Jesus was just a con-man.
lothor1234 1 year ago
evolution is wrong
intelligentcomments 1 year ago
@intelligentcomments
Didn't know the theory had opinions too.
pienipaha 1 year ago
@intelligentcomments obvious troll is obvious.
moarAIDS 1 year ago
THE COLORS DUKE! THE COLORS! And I thought I was the only one who remembered that commercial. KUDOS for being able to actually watch these in the first place let alone to watch them again to make the video...
SecundiniusSineDei 1 year ago
#LOL. Well done.
freethinker923 1 year ago
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And don't forget Biblical "genetics."
When Jacob wanted his goats to have striped offspring
he had them mate in from of striped poles.
For spotted offspring he used spotted poles.
Worked every time!
Hahahaha!
So whatever you do,
do NOT have sex while watching Edward Scissorhands!!
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
soooo... small changes over a small number of generations do not contradict creationism, but huge changes over a great number of generations do? lmao
4leyd4r 1 year ago
Fucking Red Necks, Fuck Religion, Fuck You
SnowTylerSk8 1 year ago
thats some funny shit
123columbo123 1 year ago
Darwin was a profound Christian, and thought it went against his faith. He may have simply said this because back then the Church was a bitch for burning people.
JuniorDExchangecore 1 year ago
if evolution isnt real.. whos my greatest grand dad? adam. fuck no im asian bitch ass mother fuckers. my great ancestors came from africa as monkey-ape like creatures not a white guy.
lifes40123 1 year ago
Someone help me out with this, I have looked at the evidence and agree that evolution is a far more viable and supported explanation than magical sky-man.
But, there are many people, far more intelligent and qualified than me to comment on this that say that it was magical sky-man, how is it that people who are smarter than me can be so very, very wrong?
MeBeMat 2 years ago
They were brainwashed at a very young age and are now in denial.
bouiglob 1 year ago 2
exactly
intelligentcomments 1 year ago
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"They were brainwashed at a very young age and are now in denial."
If you want to further convince yourself that this is true, simply ask yourself how many of these intelligent people believe in a different magical sky man than their parents believed in? How many intelligent Muslims had Christian parents? How many intelligent Christians had Muslim parents? The answer is, very, very, very, very, very few.
YodanboogerLives 1 year ago
Because people can be conditioned from youth to believe anything. And even as adults, there are a lot of delusional people. Look at the wackos who believe they can cast spells, or the morons who think they were abducted by aliens, or the fools who think their race is the master race, based on nothing more than delusion.
People can be very smart, and still think very stupid things.
chrisdemilich 1 year ago
@chrisdemilich Aliens are a different story. because if there are aliens (I'm leading towards there being aliens) then that proves the entire Bible wrong that never once mentioned another intelligent humanoid life form other than humans.
But yet again they will just call them angels and say the guy who wrote the bible was high on pioti and accidentally described them wrong.
Zhomitz9229 1 year ago
Because they're scared sh*tless and need 'the magical skyman" to be real for them. They believe life is dark, bleak and hopeless without him. They can't stand the thought that they might only be an insignificant piece of protoplasm floating around in a non-sentient mechanism.
Then, of course, there's always the less 'existential' reasons. Abandoning their cultural influences. Giving up their tax exempt status. etc..
...or they're just trying to win the Templeton
Prize :)
ThePhantomBlacksmith 1 year ago
"after they punch me in the face and call me Judy"
haha love it
wolfperrin69 2 years ago
It's weird but I swear I can tell the Creationists from the Thinkers by just looking at them!
Does the Bible have a dress code or something??? Where do they get all that GEEK from?
warren52nz 2 years ago
How can ANYONE look at the fossil record and doubt evolutionary speciation exists???
It's just STUPID!
warren52nz 2 years ago
Any scientist who considers himself a creationist, has to turn their entire existence from discovering what happened and how to disproving the work of others. They have to voluntarily stop learning.
tretrioeciii 2 years ago 17
@tretrioeciii
I know one uni scholar - who to my knowledge is studying biology - is a creationist. Nice girl she is, but her fundamentalist worldview has skewed her
grasp on reality. As a biologist, it doesn't matter what she's specialize in - she's going to have to deal with evolutionary factors and the theory, which makes me wonder if it would convince her or if she'd just cling onto her views...
pienipaha 1 year ago
.. Homochirality proves evolution can never happen..In regards to RNA/DNA - could you please explain the problem of Chirality?
Although Miller and Urey formed amino acids in their experiments in 1952 - all the amino acids that formed lacked Chirality.!!
It is a universally accepted fact of chemistry that chirality cannot be created in chemical molecules by a random process.or in a test tube
they believe in some chemistry unknown to life and science.
5tonyvvvv 1 year ago
@5tonyvvvv Yes, when you make mirror image molecules in a test tube you get 50-50 right and left. Read the lable on birth control, women take a double dose and half goes through them un-used. LIFE makes and uses Left hand molecules because it uses proteins as catalysts. What is the problem, it evolved that way. Scientist understand this.
''could you please explain the problem of Chirality?''
gregrutz 1 year ago
@tretrioeciii
Your response shows that you are most likely not intelligent to understand either side of the discussion. If you could give just one proof of evolution that is not easily falsifiable and not based on theoretical presuppositions the world would be amazed. So, go ahead.
apathy7170 5 months ago
@apathy7170 right back at you. You will NEVER find ANYTHING that says "Made by God". If their is an afterlife who do you think God will want to talk to? The people who closed off their very own thinking minds as to how this existance came to be? Of what use is the non-questioning mind? At the very least the scientists will be able talk shop with God. Scientists want to discover how things came to be, the actual process. All creationists want is fairy tales and the freedom to not think.
tretrioeciii 5 months ago
@tretrioeciii
That is where you are very wrong. ALL of CREATION testifies of the Creator YHWH! His indelible mark is on EVERYTHING that we see and understand. Science is playing a game of catch-up. I love science...but it can only explains what we see, not how we came to be able to see it, understand it, comprehend, reason and deduce. Every science, the utmost being biology screams of the Creator...science is awesome to show how great YHWH is; awesome!
apathy7170 5 months ago
@apathy7170 No. It's not screaming anything. That's just your fanciful imagination. Try and find the creator all you want! You have my full support in the matter! And when you find the creator ask how you came to be, and the creator will point at the scientists and say, "Have you met these people? These are scientists, while you were claiming I had all the answers, these people were actually finding out for themselves the answers to the mysteries. You were just too proud to listen."
tretrioeciii 5 months ago
Is this just random idiots speaking over a very old video, or is it a spoof of ignorant creationists.
ATKillZ 2 years ago
Aren't robots supposed to be doing the heckling?
KonradAdenauer 2 years ago
when i took geology 101 my professor showed this video in class to illustrate how absurd creationism is. minus the finches of course. hehe
thegdin 2 years ago 3
hey can i keep one of those finches as a pet dude? preferably the tall one, they make my day.
moreopiumplz 2 years ago
the Cristian purpose is never to bash and hate. Dont be confused.
adamwtyler 2 years ago
Yes, because that's precisely what has happened historically, (see also: nearly all of western history, esp. the crusades).
thedarwinfinches 2 years ago
incorrectly taught, fear based approach to Christianity. Learn about Martin Luther... and the Christ reformed movement. Just because Catholics and others taught fear and rituals does not mean that it was right. again, the aim for the Christian is never to bash or scare someone.
adamwtyler 2 years ago
And again I say bullshit. Take your damn rose-tinted glasses off.
thedarwinfinches 2 years ago
nice opinion but where are you facts to prove what you are saying? if you want me to present facts, if you would like to hear more about someone elses i can provide TONS of knowledge.
no sweat about being rude and tying to insult me. i am used to it.
adamwtyler 2 years ago
Maybe you are used to be insulted because you say insult-able things. I would cite as facts the long sad history of the Christian churchs' use of the Bible to justify war, slavery, repression and anti-scientific sentiment. Your belief that "evolution is a crock", to me is hilarious. I'm not here to debate people. There are many more qualified people who practice real science out there. I'm here to point and laugh at the lamentably stupid.
thedarwinfinches 2 years ago 3
i am not insulted at all. i agree with the facts... there is a new wave of Christians that side with you.
Its quite the opposite of insulting, just an opening to present info. just like you are doing.
i say evolution is a crock because science does... plain and simple:)
adamwtyler 2 years ago
What science? Because it will be news to the scientific community. So show us the evidence.
AMordaciousGoat 2 years ago
science is there to support whatever and frankly its splitting hairs.
type in Christian Apologestic in google. People are applying science to the claims of the Bible. You can decide if it makes a difference to you or not.
The Christ Reformed movement is all about saying that science proves the Bible. It doesn't matter what I think . If you are interested go find it.
adamwtyler 2 years ago
I've seen it, and sorry to break it to you, but apologetics is unadulterated muddle-headed rubbish. The best they can do is the ontological argument, which is philosophy by the way, not science, and it's a sad, tired and thoroughly unoriginal argument dressed up in a suit.
thedarwinfinches 2 years ago 3
No science is not there to support whatever. That would make science useless if it supported anything you wanted. Science is very specific about what does and does not support. People are also applying science to the hollow earth theory, true it is laughably bad science but so is creation science.
AMordaciousGoat 2 years ago
@thedarwinfinches
justify war? You need to read the Bible. Jesus oppose war. stupid.
CloudsofBliss 2 years ago
And you need to read a history book. Any of them.
thedarwinfinches 2 years ago 20
@thedarwinfinches
Yeah like commuist support darwinism.
Nice try.
Good bye
CloudsofBliss 2 years ago
so since the nazis believed in gravity is that wrong? iran is working on nuclear technology so i guess nuclear theory is out the window too. thats how science works now, things are disproven by association not by evidence.
largegrainsofsalt 2 years ago 3
@largegrainsofsalt
what are you talking about?
"believe in gravity is that wrong?"
Is this evolutuion vs. creationism crap you are pulling, you got the wrong person.
P.S. I was talking to thedarwinfinches about his fale statement.
According to the NT, Jesus oppose war.
CloudsofBliss 2 years ago
the bible justifies everything from war to infantcide depending on which verses you choose to look at.
"Yeah like commuist support darwinism.
Nice try."
if that isnt an attempt at disproof by association then wtf does that have to do with anything?
largegrainsofsalt 2 years ago 3
@largegrainsofsalt
I thought or assuming that he or she like you.
I can't even argue a simple question without this atheism vs. theism wars.
CloudsofBliss 2 years ago
Revelation 19:11: And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
Also Matthew 15:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
and Luke 12:51:
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:
AgentAlmost 2 years ago
@AgentAlmost
Read the bible.
Revelation is about his return. He alreadly in heaven according to the bible.
Matthew 15:43: And Jesus saith unto them, How many loaves have ye? And they said, Seven, and a few little fishes.(KJV) misqutoe.
Read the chapter of Luke 12. It isn't talking about a war.
Please, you know evolution but don't know about the Bible. Try to understand the story and read the WHOLE chapter.
Good bye.
CloudsofBliss 2 years ago
Yes, his psychedelic return, when he heads the army of heaven.
Matt 10:34. This is what happens when you've stopped memorizing bible passages a decade ago.
The WHOLE chapter reads as if jesus is dividing his people from everyone else, dividing nations and families in the process, he then states that he comes to bring fire which he wishes was already burning.
My reading of the WHOLE bible, front to back many times over, not to mention countless sword drills, is the reason why I'm an atheist.
AgentAlmost 2 years ago 3
@CloudsofBliss He better return, Son of a Bitch owes me some GOD DAMN MONEY!
therealthemichael 1 year ago
google lysenkoism
AgentAlmost 2 years ago
@thedarwinfinches
people use religion to get what they want, not god or Jesus.
if you case use "religion" because of the calthoics.
CloudsofBliss 2 years ago
@thedarwinfinches
lol. i did. There's no proof of Jesus supporitng war.
You must talking about the OT or Paul , but not Jesus.
CloudsofBliss 1 year ago
@thedarwinfinches just not those they are going to use in texas now ;)
4leyd4r 1 year ago
@thedarwinfinches And he needs to read the bible again. Jebus was not always that cuddly type of guy...
Not to speak of the old testament. If Hitler read the whole bible he would say something like "Duuudeee! What a horrible nasty shit is that?!"
Seriously! Read this abomination and prove me wrong.
Fabsun 1 year ago 2
@CloudsofBliss if you read the bible with more detail you will see that in the old testament god promotes war "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and donkeys" (1 Samuel 15:3).
a4eva44 1 year ago
@a4eva44 First off, what bible?
Tanakh or the Septugaint?
Next, 1 Samuel 15:3 isn't talking about war.
CloudsofBliss 1 year ago
@CloudsofBliss i was talking about the new american bible in which it does
a4eva44 1 year ago
@a4eva44
The last time I check the new american bible isn't the earliest translation. Its the Tanakh and the Septuagint (OT and NT) which the English and other translations books.
I do agree questions of ethics in the bible.
CloudsofBliss 1 year ago
@CloudsofBliss newest or older bible should not matter nothing should change if it does then the bible is a unreliable source either way believing in a man made god is just unethical
a4eva44 1 year ago
@CloudsofBliss Read the old testament, God LOOVVVVED War. Doesnt that twisted fictional character call for death of anyone working on the sabbith? Stoning to death for a fuck ton of reasons? Go to Dwindlinginunbelief. com and check out how many that evil sick asshole killed.
party489 1 year ago
@party489
No. I go to a historian than an person's twisting stories about the Jewish scpritures.
They aren't sick. It was back in the day.
CloudsofBliss 1 year ago
jesus fought for what is right
iamsupertoad 1 year ago
@iamsupertoad
Yes. I praise him for his teachings but not himself. It was these early Gentile christians twist him as God.
CloudsofBliss 1 year ago
@CloudsofBliss I don't beleive he was Talking about Jesus. It was obvious when he said "Christians" did these things. And Yes all through history the bible was used to justify, even Condone rape, adultery, murder, slavery, inequality, and so forth. You basically compared your self to Jesus. For proof of any of these things, look at any reference in history in the last two thousand years. The Dali Lama said it best.'' I love your Christ, But Christians look nothing like their Christ."
AlphonsePacino 1 year ago
you are a fool
iamsupertoad 1 year ago
@thedarwinfinches LOL and WIN!
Fabsun 1 year ago
are there any facts in your video here or only crap talk?
you might think you are waging a good fight but it may come off as a bit unintelligent. your are emanating hatred. yeah evolution is a crock but i dont get mad about it. what good would that do?
dont get so angry, we are just talking.
adamwtyler 2 years ago
this is satire, it comedy... if you want science check out potholer54 or cdk007
xdkwallen742 2 years ago
i most def appreciate the humorous values... i have been posting it on facebook and other places... :) i love it. but i don't feel there is a need to attack me about my views. Yeah Christian spread fear and hatred. That came from man. It is not a Christian principle to kill, hate, etc. it is unfortunate that masons and satanists use it to succeed in the material world. that was my point. i think this video is great because it opens minds on a easily accessible level.
adamwtyler 2 years ago
so... the whole point of this video is bashing creationists and not providing any backup evidence to what their saying?
cmac1100 2 years ago
"Isn't it embarrassing when reality butts in and proves you wrong?"
No, if that happens, creationists pretend the reality isn't there.
SirMayhem 2 years ago
Want a transitional species? BAT. Want another one? PLATYPUS.
sunset261 2 years ago
i heart finches!
t3rr411 2 years ago
so, change in species over BILLIONS of years is total nonsense to people but a fucking snake in a tree and a great being in the sky controlling everything does? thats down right idiotic
monkeymastermaster 2 years ago 12
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You seem to either have misjudged christianity or else your talking about norse mythology.
MitRetsillac 2 years ago
Uh huh HA HA HA HA and a fish turning into a human is LOGICAL! HA HA HA this guy thinks his own mother is more closer to a monkey than he is. What an animal.
Lacocacolaman 2 years ago
The way you input your opinion can be compare to a 9 year old, until you learn to speak like a well-rounded adult, no one will ever take you seriously.
vukbui1987 2 years ago
ok uhhh im not the child, ok.... the child has to be the one convinced for evolution to work because an Adult would never reason with such stupidity.
Lacocacolaman 2 years ago
Gee, then I guess all of our leading biologists for the past 150 years have been children. Who knew? Meanwhile, in Realityland, we see that it's religion that gets indoctrinated into kids as young as 5 and evolution is usually not covered in any kind of depth until at least high school.
califoniania 2 years ago
wow so you just follow what ever big brother tells you huh. OK there's a new study, shove a dildo up your ass and you'll know even more about evolution
Lacocacolaman 2 years ago
I can just feel that Christian love they talk about: "Agree with me or go fuck yourself". Wow, it's a good thing Jesus isn't alive to see what a monstrosity his religion has become.
califoniania 2 years ago
Did I bring up christianity? no this is called being a Man it seems like you can't handle it. next time ill talk nicer to you.
Lacocacolaman 2 years ago
Fuck off troll.
califoniania 2 years ago
you're so cute.
Lacocacolaman 2 years ago
Err yes we are animals.
concrete852 2 years ago 3
Im not an animal
cmac1100 2 years ago
errr yes you are.. :)
fridgumus 2 years ago 2
We believe that small gradual changes lead to large ones over an incredibly large amount of time, while you believe that god used to make snakes with legs but suddenly stopped doing so because one (which is never mentioned to be satan BTW) tempted a woman made from a man's rib to eat a piece of magical fruit from a forbidden tree.
AgentAlmost 2 years ago 4
Don't forget that we can prove our claims.
PolisGrisFis 2 years ago
All you people need to be shot & killed & put to death for beliving stupid fictional ideas!! I say go ahead you stupid funda-MENTAL-ists go on killing each other so we can rid the world of you pests who are the worst fucking people on the planet! I laugh at your 2000 year old story lies of talking snakes & how teenagers should be stoned to death & how women shouldnt be allowed to speak. and how abortion isnt imoral Fuck you all. I shit on your bible & I whipe my ass with the pages of your lies.
Oddballzshowreturns 2 years ago
So what these guys are saying is that evolution is a dramatic change? hahaha.......... Well evolution is a gradual MINUTE change over time THREW NATURAL SELECTION..... lol these people need to learn their facts ans see both sides........... I was once a believer in creation and i tried to argue that creation happened...but unfortunately i was completely drowned by an over whelming amount of evidence that supports evolution.
THANK YOU!
karalalmighty 2 years ago
Primordial Sea of DICK. haha.
Ievolovel 2 years ago
too funny! nice work. 5 stars!
420ALI3N 2 years ago
How do they always manage to find the absolute most bland, nasal narrators for these shows? That one mustachioo'd Ray Comfort clone always sounds like he's barely able to read the cue cards.
I like Curie, I wish she'd pipe up more.
AbbeyNormal 2 years ago
sometimes i laugh at this shit, and sometimes i just get mad. the fact that these people stand there and act like they are experts, when i am clearly more knowlageable (even though i cant spell) about all this, and what sounds like 3 highschool students are like demigods in comparisson... yet they drag the gulible and fearfull and stupid down to the intelectual darkages, AND IT FUCKING WORKS! i want my fist to evolve their faces!!
publicdrunkeness 2 years ago
I want to reach into the video and pound the stupid out of their heads.
Joerexia 2 years ago
lol the llama is dancing using only its its jaw. Thus is the immense skill of the llama. :D
MillionSword 2 years ago
Lol now I wanna watch MST3K
TheScienceFoundation 2 years ago
I'm already on it lol.
Just pulled out old recordings.
Ievolovel 2 years ago
Hahaha!!!
MatchCard 2 years ago
This is retarded, what proof do you have that evolution is wrong?
Oicurmtoyoy 2 years ago
It's the common ancestor of Expelled!
Cyrathil 2 years ago
I have no idea why but everytime i hear the one on the far right cry out BERLINSKI at 8:40 i laugh.
I commend you finches.
darkevilme42 2 years ago
hahaha
backspace1904 2 years ago
9:41 - TRUMPY!!!
TomMSTie 2 years ago
Mr. Garrison's "Retarded fish-monkey" explanation of evolution was more accurate than this!
TomMSTie 2 years ago 2
Ms.Garrison
Laloelmalo11 2 years ago
Oh that's right! "She" was having sex with Richard Dawkins in the episode.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
this is too complicated for me. im just gonna say that goddit...
Thermalburn 2 years ago
this is stupid
brianz1214 2 years ago
MAGIC MAN DONE IT xD
patrick888881 2 years ago
I HAVE SOME GRAVITATION MOLECULES!!
Surathan 2 years ago
LOL fancy meeting you here! haha how is it going? havent had any more emails with cool stuff from you lately.
Take care.
moker1215 2 years ago
I has stalker!
Neat!
What kinda emails?
Surathan 2 years ago
like cool atheist vids, haha.
moker1215 2 years ago
Oh right
SHARING kept giving me shit about not being able to share with "so many non friends" or some gay fail
Surathan 2 years ago
4:44 - fossilized Velveeta Shells & Cheese!
TomMSTie 2 years ago
My mom used to serve that every Wednesday night. :(
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
Mine too along with mummified hot dogs.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
We should make a rule where in a live debate, quote miners are allowed to get hit across the face with a chair by the person that was quote mined. If the quote mined person is not present in the room or dead, a random member of the opposition gets the honour.
atheistmission 2 years ago 5
"Puppies, every word of this video is true!"
I hit Favorite right about there...
aaJaaxYT 2 years ago 5
"Some type of animal turning into another type of animal..."
It would be a lot easier for all of us if you guys could actually define "type". But of course you don't. We show evidence of changes over time and then you push the goal posts by saying, "no, no, no, the change has to be bigger than that." We show you evidence of bigger changes and you then change the definition again and move the goal posts further and further back.
kissfan7 2 years ago 2
I actually believe that thing about the Hitler Youth.
ammoMtaFoY 2 years ago
Wow, this is like an intellectual retsupurae, I am loving it, keep it up!
Shintai123 2 years ago
Who is the new finch?
Akatam0t0ma 2 years ago
funny shit.
mydeadexlover 2 years ago
5 stars, this is how creationism should be treated
CranesNotSkyHooks 2 years ago 2
I like how a guy saying there aren't "many" transitional forms left is used as evidence that there are no transitional fossils.
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