David Cross on Morning Radio DJ's

[angeltosome]

John Boy and Billy. These guys do a Sling Blade bit EVERY SINGLE MORNING.

[LoraBerg03]

omg its alvin and the chipmunks manager ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[thevoiceofdogSA]

answer your telephone.

ANSWER YOUR TELEPHONE.

[paulthegeek]

Cross spoofs the whole wacky DJ thing in The Strokes' video for "Juicebox." Check it out.

[munches13]

this is my favorite david cross bit laugh every time i hear this one

[Merely]

the rest of this bit was the BEST. his excursion in kansas city. HIGHsterical.

[1972germ]

Bob and Tom.



[painlessissuicide]

@kleiner352 you have my sympathies

[Tigercat919]

(real name) and (crazy sounding name) bringing in strippers and monster trucks!

In the southeast we have John Boy and Billy; David's description of these guys is dead on.

[jdivision91]

Funny stuff....also, I can totally relate to this. This is the reason why I listen to satellite radio now, there's nothing but fucking talk on or commercials. It drives me insane.

[Saskifried]

The only exception here is Howard Stern.. Who is probably the best celebrity interviewer alive today.

[Vocalities]

The gator and the LUNATIC!

[TheConciseStatement]

"DINGO AND THE BEHBEH!"

[pulsating123]

mancow and psycho steve

[alexfeelsducks]

I'm so glad we don't really have the 'two buddies' Radio show format here in England. Even though a lot of our radio presenters are arseholes.. At least they're lone arseholes.

[DavidTheCatMedia]

Fucking Bob & Tom show.

[buhgzy]

so true

[arklebunrabbit]

Having been a music-intensive radio jock over 20 yrs I had to put up with the egomaniacal "morning guys" up & down the dial. "Hey Dude!"Comin' at ya LIVE on The Rock!" "Wow,check out my Brown-nosin' sidekick over here".Ugh! Its funny because its so true. i wonder if David Cross ever saw the scene in "Ghost World" where Steve Buscemi lets off a rant "I can't hear myself THINK!" as he waits in his car at the light. Radio programmers actually think this format

still works-now THAT'S funny!

[esiotrot17]

@arklebunrabbit haha didn't David Cross actually have a cameo in Ghost World?

[tattypatty]

Mauler and the Rush are the two cocksuckers here.

[painlessissuicide]

anyone from North Florida? Lex & Terry were two of the worst things in the history of radio

[Alkaline850]

@painlessissuicide

YES - Lex & Terry have to be two of the biggest douche nozzles to have ever existed. I (thankfully) never found out what they look like in person, but my mental image was Cross's description verbatim

[painlessissuicide]

@Alkaline850 LOL, yes!!

the only person I hate more than them is Bubba the Love Sponge

[allthatisandeverwas]

Hahaha anybody from Philly can back me up, Preston & Steve have been that for years

[gloriouslandofshamb]

Preston and Steve are the antithesis of that.

They don't do those jokes, they're not cokeheads, they research their interviews before hand.

David Cross was actually on P&S for a while and did a show for the station.

[swordofgenesis]

he sounds exactly like patton oswalt

[blackpyr]

...David Cross did mr show before patton released his first album. I love oswalt, but jesus, educate yourself. David Cross would think you are moron without context. So would patton.

[swordofgenesis]

i think your a moron for commenting back on a stupid comment

[blackpyr]

... is that anything like getting cancer from hanging around a patient.

or like getting shot because you are friends with a cop.

or like killing yourself because some unrelated event in some unrelated place pains you so?

:)

[CJAnonymous]

Of course. this is rampant here in Florida.

He even specifically mentioned most of these DJs do coke, love Jimmy Buffet, and tend to call themselves "The Gator."

Where else?

[septentrionale]

@CJAnonymous fucking everywhere.

[leetcr]

that's so fing hilarious the part about "alternative rock" staind, lincoln park, pod. when i worked for radio station in 2002 they changed their format to "alternative rock" and it consisted of all of that corporate crap, same handful of songs everyday.

[Precipitation]

His voice is almost identical to Patton Oswalt's.

[Zulle300889]

Agreed

[HalfWereHaiti]

its a little lower

[damnyoustamos]

AM drive-time radio is even worse, because it's all that, plus racism.

[bdawg1980]

I remember them playing this on Tim and Bad Dog in the morning on Rock 103 in Memphis, TN. Back when it was Tim and Bad Dog anyway. Bad Dog was like, Maaaaan Fuck that guy. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[maddingo12]

He's so right. Its like that even in Canada. Maybe its even worse.

[edontheradio]

Haha he is spot on... i hate them all thats why we are trying to be different. Shit i hate the generic morning show DJs!

[vampgrl79]

LOL he's talking about kansas city, I live here, He's talking about johnny dare on our radio staion called 989 the rock he nailed johnny completely. The way he is. So damn funny!

[BenderBurgers]

I live here too, I was laughing so hard at this.On the cd he goes on about his trip here, funny shit.

[vampgrl79]

someone else who can understand where he's at in Kc and Johnny.

[BenderBurgers]

I used to listen to the morning show all the time,and johny dare is cool.But David is right about him and other DJs I mean I indirectly got to go to my first concert for free because of him.Which was ozzfest 2000

[vampgrl79]

Ozzfest I went in 02 which was good got to see system but yes He is always tring to downplay his image.

[judahh7]

Shut Up You Fucking Baby!... is the album.

[Indrius]

Which track is it? I have this album but it seems this piece is not in it.

[clowchan]

Diarrhea Moustache (Track 6 on the second disc)

[syko566]

What track is this off the cd?

[Shotgunnova]

That cd is incredible.