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  • so random but yet funny lmao

  • I had to comment on this video again because every time i watch it, it still cracks me up!! LOVE YOU!!!

  • PuTTY as an the SSH ?

    lol

  • where'd you get that stuff?! O.O

  • The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

    He took a face from the ancient gallery

    And he walked on down the hall

    He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

    Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

    He walked on down the hall, and

    And he came to a door...and he looked inside

    Father, yes son, I want to kill you

    Mother...i want to...fuck you

  • Fart sounds of any origin are always funny. This is very funny......

  • lol

  • PUTTY

  • Please return my lung without any further hesitation.

  • Ooooookay ;) it's a wonder the person driving could still steer with all that going on.

  • hahaha

    is that damien with you

    he was wheezing and laughing lol

  • HAHA thats fucking funny =D

  • nice eyes

  • I'm sorry, okay, this is a funny video, but how can this get featured!

    Some other people work their arse off to get featured and this comes and it just gets up there without effort?

  • She Likes Blowing Black Things.....

  • lol

  • she play cs 1.6 sk putty she is

  • I fell in love with the Putty! The sound kinda reminds me of the yellow thingy in Bitey of Brackenwood.

  • Yay!!!

    I love Bitey!

  • ha i remember that shit dude! i instantly wanna go out and get some now. Cheers

  • what the hell....

  • What's with all the loser's posting negative comments on a video that's just plain funny! If you don't think this video is funny, you're a stiff and/or have no sense of humour, OR, you think you're too mature and just post crap about it being a waste of time. Youtube is here for entertainment and guess what? I WAS ENTERTAINED BY THS VIDEO, in fact, I LOLD!

    5 stars for this video.

  • Thankyou :D

  • Amen to that, man =)

  • lol, so gross, yet i can see how it would provide me with hours of entertainment!

  • I have some white goo I can happily donate for you to play with...

  • I think she too busy 'blowing' the black stuff to spare the time, but don't let me put you off your efforts.

    [BTW you're just over the ditch!]

  • Knot sure what yer getting at bud...

    (bye the way I was born and raised over the ditch!)

  • i dont know wen iv ever seen something or someone so retarded - if i wer u id cut my wrists - i suggest u take up that suggestion tbh

  • If there weren't so many emos already, & if I cared what you thought, maybe I'd consider it..But until then, I apologise if my existence bothers you :]

    Have a super day!

  • I would suggest you take spelling lessons.

  • Thanks :]

  • In my country 'putty' is used as a filler in carpentry and woodworking. That seems more like a viscous jelly.

    [Please don't take offence,

    or you'll let the sheep out!]

  • Where the fuck did you get that ... and after getting it why the fuck did you take it out in public ?

  • how funny

  • You're 1 STUPID MOTHERFUCKER,GET FUCKED!!

  • Thanks for watching :]

  • that it funny stuff Emmy

  • Cheers!

  • LMFAO! How can this be???

    This is Disgusting and hilarious at the same time - thanks for making me laugh!  Congrats on your feature!

    ~OrangeCaesar (Jules)

  • is she on drogs??

  • What are drogs? :]

  • hahaha i wish more of the featured vids were like this.

  • Thanks :]

    Me too. If it can bring a smile to at least one face, it's a good video :]

  • OMG!! What is that stuff?

  • It's just goo :) I got it in a showbag :]

  • fijate en mi video nena el que te mando ese cabron si te parte tu madreeee en pendejadas...neta.

  • gr8

  • LMAO!!!

  • achtung26 sure is a debbie downer

  • Congrats on the feature Em. Welcome to the ugly side of being featured called "haters" They are the one "constant" of Youtube who will never let you down..bless their little hearts..Luv ya Babe...xxx

  • AND you're an Aussie! I just realised that important li'l fact..

  • Gross! But you get 5 stars from me 'cause you are having fun, you know how to tell off a total fucking loser, and you are really cute!

    Thanks for the vid!

  • Thankyou so much

    :]

    I do feel bad for being mean back, but sometimes these people get to me, lol..And then I go all hulk-ish and explode :]

  • How fucking embarrasing. This was your 15 seconds of fame honey. The whole world has been watching this video. Im in Japan. With all the problems in the world and with an international audience, the one time you could have said something. Something to change the world. THIS is what you came up with. Its retards like you that remind me we're fucked. 200 years from now there will be no people, just ugly, wanna be, bad dye job retards like you making fart sounds.

    How embarrasing...

  • Hahahahaha, 1. It's a wig.

    2. I didn't ask to be featured.

    3. Do you really think that if I made a video about pollution or global warming, it would get featured?

    4. Please take your own head and kindly SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU FUCKWIT!

    Have a lovely day, feel free to subscribe :]

  • Ps- it actually went for 47 seconds :]

  • Unfortunately she's absolutely right about this actung26 who seems to be an intelligent guy, I appreciate your point of view, but it's a bit misdirected not to mention somewhat rude. You gotta admit this IS FUNNY. EmmyPirate, stop playing with RAW LIVER, it ain't sushi nor safe!

  • Hehe, thanks :]

  • I don't think you should dislike her for making or posting this video. What is WRONG, is that this was featured.

    She probably didn't ask her close personal friend, the youtube feature editor (who is driving the car in this video!!), he probably did it as a surprise for her.

    I think youtube internal affairs need to investigate weather the featuring of this video was lawful. There's no evidence the account holder(EmmyPirate) did anything wrong.

  • woot! featured Emmy! yay...

    screw all the haters babe, they're jealous of how gorgeous and amazing you are. haha I remember putty, back as a kid I'd always win some at playtime or timezone, good stuff

  • i hope to hell somebody got fired for this

  • I hope to hell you learn to appreciate other people :]

  • sure i can appreciate other people, but theres only one way this got FEATURED on the front page of youtube. I'm not personally insulting you, or even saying the video sucks. It just should not be on the front page

  • And what way would that be?

  • oh come on what the hell.

  • she's using clear eyes lol

  • reptilian? XD LOL

  • You always find a way to amuse ourself, even if it is with something the color of a beetle. Cute!

  • Hi Tom!

  • remember the days when featured videos were good?

  • I've done some investigations. Apparently the girl in this video is infact the girlfriend of the guy (Damien (someone)) that is responsible for featuring youtube videos!!.

    I think we have a conflict of interest here cause I don't see this video being featured if it wasn't his GF. Discuss.

    PS emmyPirate don't delete my comment like you did last time!! The Truth needs to be told.

  • I didn't delete any comments, & Damien and I aren't together.

    How's that for the truth?

    Here's anther truth..I'm getting pretty fucking sick of all this bullshit. If you have a problem, feel free to message me, but why post this bullshit up for everyone to see how much you don't know??

  • yuh huh that makes sense

  • This once again proves that Youtube features nothing but bullshit and chicks who blow off the staff.

  • Excuse my language, but you're a cunt :)

  • yup

  • this... got... featureSD>?AWD?!@#?%LKt rjt@#$koktrko @tkoletwk#rkwekwek%#k%okk#%w$k FUAAAKAKAKAKJKASJASDFJKSDFHNUI­EFHSUHSDFUIFDDFSDF THISISHUISHISDHISI HFYCKJKINIG FBULL HSIHTIHTIT!##$#$

  • LOL Emm ur a crazy bitch! Wish we coulda torn up Noosa some more!

  • lol, your a space cadet, love it.

  • You shouldn't play with UNCOOKED LIVER, but pretty damn funny!

  • ahhhh so weird! but thanks for the laugh haha

  • nice fake hair

  • lol don't swallow that don't wanna kill such a kool person like urself now do u? ;)

  • Cheers :]

  • Ha ha ha!

    You are a so fun person!

    Would totally love to meet you on 29 Nov if not earlier...

    Laugh and guffawed!

    (I must get a hold of that strange material...)

  • lol love ya emz good entertainment :P ttyl XXX

  • Lol, thanks Case :] Love you too xx

  • fuckin stupid bitch

  • Excuse me? Not really very nice at all.

  • Eat a bowl of dicks!

  • lmao

  • ha ha ha what is that? funny!!

  • nice piercings,,,um what is the one in the tounge used for

  • stonners:)

  • LOL funny

  • lol emmypirate ur right there to many haters. anyway roflmao tht was funny i need something like that then it cheered me up

  • (>00)>  Funny!

  • Yes, well.

  • hah what were u guys drinking whatever it was dont drink it again

  • not to be mean, you look really .. strange .

    maybe it's meds . but this video is interesting .

    not sure why it's featured . not trying to "criticize",

    comments are here to give feedback, or just simply

    to state an opinion . don't have a baby about it, sheesh .

  • Thanks for the laugh..  I needed it...Putty Farts are cool !!!

  • Putty Farting should be an Olympic sport.

  • This is one of the funniest videos on yt. Simply hilarious!

  • Alright, WHAT is it that makes people think it's necessary to put down anybody that gets featured? It might not be a video you enjoy, but that doesn't mean other people won't enjoy watching it. Keep in mind that every video was done by SOMEBODY. Like, a real person. And if you think you have the right to critisize them, then by all means, go ahead, but you definitely don't have the right to choose what should be featured and what people should enjoy, so keep it to yourself.

  • There are many different facets of entertainment. You'll notice what you may not have particularly had a taste for, many others have found hilarious. There is also no shortage of features either, there's a new one every day. ;)

    The YouTube Team

  • someone has diarrhoea >_>

  • in the middle pic of the video you look like you're smoking a bong lol.

  • why was that featured?

    its gross

  • sounds funny. QUESTION why is it car trips make most people imature (sorry 4 spelling) and we all end up burping the alphabet or farting and fun stuff like that? but o cant complaine i love it...and i see u had fun to!!!

  • OMG...this is hillarious..lol....

  • Thanks pete..lol

  • Lame

  • Haha! Awesome - had me in stitches. Nice choice of feature.

  • LOL! hahahaha

  • hahaha omg you are the putty queen =3

  • WTF is that thing

  • Em is beautiful, which is more than can be said about you and your lack of videos. Get a life and stop leaving hateful comments

  • you dickhead =]

    god i love you.

  • Very Good

  • lol reeeal nice :)

  • Those are the grossest noises ever. ahahahha

  • But why the golden egg?

  • Haha that's so cool!

  • lol, this got featured =D Congrats. What a weird vid, no offence but its a good wierd

    xx.Tayla.xx

  • dont know whats wierder the putty or the girl

  • haha i think my daughter has some of this putty in her nappy...have been hearing the same sounds this morning!

  • HAHAHAHAH CONGRATS ON THE FEATURE LOVE!!!!

    your made of super awesome fantastico!!!

  • Thankyou mate!! I miss yoooou!!

  • LOL That's freaky!

  • HAHA

  • Why this got featured I'll never know.

    Absolute waste of time.

  • Thanks for watching :]

  • the bigger waste of time was you bothering to post a hateful comment

  • you should be punched in the face. Wanker.

  • Yippie Emmy got featured..!!!!!! Good going babe..!!

  • Thankyou!!!

  • how was this featured :|..

  • People like it?

  • that is some weird putty..

  • ZOMG Emmy featured

  • LOL

  • A few "blappers" there Emmy! You are a crazy funny, nutcase! I love it!! :)

    <3 Glee. xx

  • that was freakin funny as shit ,,,i laughed my friggin ass off,,,hahahah

  • lol

  • i rofl'd

  • That sounded like me last tuesday... I know.. TMI right???

  • baha, this is hella funny

  • best 47 seconds ever! lmfao!!

  • Hahahaha I'm a toooool.

  • That sounds SO wrong that noise!!!

    √√√√√

    Dingo

  • ROFL so funny...!!! Great vid 5*

  • LMAO you fucking idiots, how are the margaritas going? Looks like they are in full swing!

  • I want some of that stuff

    err wait...

  • HAHAHAHAHA.. omg i'm crying!!!!

  • This made my day! You're a trip!

  • AHAHAHHAHAHA Bcoming from a kindy teacher...

    PUTTY IS GOLD!!!!!

  • I have no idea why this makes me cackle but it does hahaha.

    D

  • coz it's the sound is so wrong it's funny, would be D-fer's guess.

    Dingo

  • LOL, never have seen putty before but it seems to be a very funny thing, hehe

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