God Knows Absolutely Everything

[doombybbr]

Dear god, if you do exist question this answer: 42...... go on, what is the question?

[mas6o0ol100]

LMAO, Edward u crack me up!

[russellwarner1]

he makes Christians look bad :/ I believe In God but this guy...... is doing it wrong

[ronaldwangdra1995]

@russellwarner1 That would be because his videos are satires...

[Matic293]

@russellwarner1 I believe his video is intended for certain people who exercise a similar pleasant yet difficult satire when their faith is questioned. Try not to think of it as right or wrong, just another perspective to provoke critical thinking. :)

[HobbsO]

It's funny that God didn't know Eve would eat the apple. This guy is great lol.

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

@HobbsO Actually, if you follow the logic, he knew before he even created Adam and Eve. Which I think was your point, which makes him kinda a jerk not to say anything extra about it.

"No, seriously Eve, you WILL eat that fruit and I will be super pissed off. Unnaturally so. So just say no. No, Eve, I'm telling you, you will eat it. In, like 6 hours you will be munching that apple. Ah, screw it, I'm just going to move the tree where you can't reach."

Praise God.

[CynicalVision]

I'm not sure what's funnier, the video or the fact that some people don't understand that it's satire.

[shadeslate]

Why would you rage war on anyone?

It is a Christian's job to show people God's love, and to show them his arms and heart. You teach his will, his word, not damn them and attack them.

You are an abomination to the word Christian, sir.

[CynicalVision]

@shadeslate

I love how you've completely missed the point of the video. All his videos are satire, not to be taken serious. He's not even a Christian.

[JonBandMiley]

I was NOT known to cause an eclipse! I guess I'm just as powerful as God! :)

[AtlasSniperman]

LOL, this guy is great.. even by his saarcastic logic: J.K.Rowling is god... prophecies in earlier harry potter books are fulfilled later xD

[MrConfessor14]

so god is an omniscient entity because he knew how the book he wrote was going to end

[debenni]

When I was a kid, I gave all my action figures infinity +1 strength.

[sbmg09]

Irrefutable evidence? LOL!

[windymemo]

290 people don't realize he's being sarcastic, and the other 5 are religious. 

[NNOTM]

@windymemo like probably 100 of the guys who liked the video

[TheHaterVEVO]

Is he joking for real?

[Sozlled]

@TheHaterVEVO Of course he isn't joking, his logic is undeniable. How can pure logic be amusing?

[FreightlinerFred]

@TheHaterVEVO No it's satire.

[ArcadianProductions7]

IF GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING THE Y DO U ASK HIM WHEN THE RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN DUMB-ASS

[doboromon1]

@ArcadianProductions7 It's satire you derp...

[race13girl]

stop saying checkmate, its annoying.

[iXaos7]

@race13girl God created that way. CHECKMATE Atheist!

[0MainFrame0]

You are my hero, Sir.

[Phamtomdark]

I bet god use to know everything but then he took an arrow in the knee

[Sethmyrrh]

This has to be a joke.

[Ir0nF1st924]

@Sethmyrrh it is, trust me. all his vids are satires about christians

[jweetog]

Delirious fuck!!!

[cavemantiger]

god made me an atheist. how dare you question his doing! heathen.

[drummerfreakdudeman]

God also made Hitler

[corganite1982]

Soooooo god know's I've waged war on you're mums pussy.

[CaptainAwesomeoh13]

"Take THIS cold hard logic up your godless behind," said the priest to the choir boy.

[DarkSpireCloudHaven]

If god knows everything about the past, present, and future, why would he create humanity in the first place, if he knew it would churn out: Atheists, Rape, Crime, Murder, ect.?

[Anonydun81]

Can you name a single recorded case in human history in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster DIDN'T have meatballs? See? This proves that the lack of pirates causes global warming.

[PkrBarMovie]

@Anonydun81 HOW DOES THIS PROVE ANYTHING YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT IT IS NOT LOGICAL! hahah! YOU JUST TOOK LOGIC UP YOUR ASS AND ARE PROBABLY DELIRIOUS HAHAHA

[shanelebrocq]

@PkrBarMovie omg !!! he,s joking and taking the piss out of christianity !!!! wow and i thought christians were dumb ..you took the cake 

[PkrBarMovie]

@shanelebrocq then explain to me how come the video is completely logical and proves the existence of god.. hmm. I would say: CHECKMATE!

[shanelebrocq]

@PkrBarMovie Hey logic for a christian is different from reality logic !! If you cant work out that he,s pulling your leg then that proves why you can be suckered into a pagan myth !!! good luck sucker !

[DeaceTheGhostTight]

i give you a god advice:

"Love your neighbor as yourself" 

NOT christians only

EVERYBODY thats the golden rule, jesus give you

[ParaPerception]

@DeaceTheGhostTight absolutely right!

[fashklash]

Edward Current himself reminds me of a pervert or some shrimp who struck it lucky on youtube one day,and now for the first time in his life he feels special and has milked it for all its worth.If youre only any good at acting like a creep its not a particularly good thing. One needs variation. A tasteless video is only funny for a while but eventually you have prove you are capable of something more worthwhile.

[InjusticeHater]

I sense many good and blindy believing christians crying at this video... while i am laughing my ass off.

oh and "war on atheism" is absolutely a gorgous phrase! :-)

[littlesaresare]

So ... I'm an author, therefore I am God. Hell yeah!

[BlazeCon97]

@Prem488 I know, right!? Is he actually serious? =P

[Oiliver96]

... What is wrong with you?

[red666111]

the sad part is ive heard theists make this argument...

[redrum95432]

Satan is tempting kids through cinnamon toast crunch god sees whats going on and does nothing it's so obvious. For this reason alone know god has no existence..... Just kidding I love cinnamon toast crunch. Great videos, funny shit.

[duckmanham]

But can God see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[ParaPerception]

@duckmanham yes god can see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch.

[knucks360]

@ParaPerception I bet god doesn't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!

[erpuzzetta01]

@knucks360: 3,642... And yes, he also does. Me and my friends had no life for about a day doing that.

[CaptainAwesomeoh13]

@duckmanham Your comment was my LOL of the week. Thank-you.

[PkrBarMovie]

@CaptainAwesomeoh13 you are a pathetic vermin. Die muthafucka nazi mein fuhrer

[CaptainAwesomeoh13]

@PkrBarMovie Must be a choir boy...

[Jjunior130]

@duckmanham genius 

[ddduuurrrppp]

@duckmanham

[stud002]

this guy is a genius

[conroyale1]

I can't tell if he's joking or not. Can someone tell me please?!

[MrPVP21]

@conroyale1 yes its a satire look at his page

[AionDesign]

I'd like to declare war on that shirt.

[1kenchi]

here is god not knowing everything from Genesis 3 from 8 to 11 Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the LORD God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the LORD God among the trees of the garden. But the LORD God called to the man, “Where are you?”

He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”

And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”

[daamn005]

@1kenchi you dummy ....that's no different from a parent scolding a child making them explain what they did by asking questions you know the answer to....hence why he showed up moments after they put on leaves to cover themselves

[1kenchi]

@daamn005 that is interesting, but Genesis 3 from 8 to 11 can go either way nobody knows for a fact which way it is

[SuperYoungjizzy]

i loled at Biblical Proof...biggest oxymoron ive ever seen

[DrStorm81]

Mister You are the best. The amount of irony in your films is simply stunning.

[JohnAnderssonTV]

Please fucking tell me that this guy is an actor

[Nightdrone]

@JohnAnderssonTV He is an actor. Seriously.

[181818able]

GREAT EVIDENCE!!! THANK YOU!

[vnelly3]

cold hard wet logic

[SIG442]

Idiot... <.<

[miretchin]

how on earth does he keep a straight face through this???

[eefjezzz]

hahaha

[NecroHunter93]

great comedy

[icntsywhtiwnt2]

I love these videos. So quotable.

[SenseiMarian14]

u are an idiot....

[Shazzashazbot]

can u ever prove an event that god did know was goin to happen? NO. so jog on chritsians

[hipyto]

When you say "god bless America", do you mean the continent??

[jungsbodyguard]

@hipyto Of course not. He's talking about the only country God cares really cares about. The greatest country in the world. The United States of America. Where everybody is equal UNDER GOD. Checkmate!

[hipyto]

@jungsbodyguard I hope you are being ironic, then I can't reply!! Only, America is a continent not a country!!

[jungsbodyguard]

@hipyto haha yes I am being ironic, doing my best Edward Current impression! He does satire.

[hipyto]

@jungsbodyguard ;-)

[Astaulan111]

i have no faith or religion lol

[Searcheur]

the retards who take this serious are just as worse as the religions

[AntiMatterWave]

The sad thing is this is actually the degree to which some people are deluded

[Larry321ness]

IS JOKE, BUT YOU BE SMART TO UNDERSTAND

[Thoughtland]

Oh yeah?

Well I'm an atheist and I predict the last thing in the yellow pages will be the zoo.

[enthopibeth1]

uuum....is this guy making fun of his religion or just insane? or a dipshit?

[sttate]

@enthopibeth1 @ianimosiity

This is a satire, he's taking the piss at Christians.

[dcent2]

@sttate He's taking a piss ON Christians. lol

[ianimosiity]

god talked to you? this guys fucking crazy, and a virgin! FAKE.

[Sn00pyDeluxe]

At 1:59 I laughed so hard I almost cried! All of these videos are so ridiculous! Great work!

[HORRORTV1]

Hmm could God know what he was about to think or do next?

[derekyerik90]

1 in 10 (13) trillions....It could still happen

[rubennn545]

trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion is not even a number,

and a lot of things that are in the bibble did not happend,

[shagoosty]

@rubennn545 Actually that would be a number. It's Trillion to the 8th power. I'm also not sure what a bibble is. And I'm fairly certain you don't understand satire.

[sev0579]

oh and nice flamin ass little soul patch you got goin on there how bout you move up in the world to maybe oh i dont know something a little more manly like a goatee maybe then youll actually get a girl

[sev0579]

hey asshole your going to beleive a book written over 1000 years ago just because somebody told you and as for your little war why does god HATE us i thought he loved all his "children" none of your shit makes sense and to think i am willing to go and join the marine corps and fight and die for you you stupid fuck even after this video i still dont hate christianity because its not our way we will fight for your right to believe what you want to the bloody end because you want to believe it

[JaceaRise]

@sev0579 Err... You do know this is satire? He's atheist. He's ragging on Christians...

[sev0579]

@JaceaRise hmm ok well...im really not seing the ragging here but if you say so

[moresnare]

Farkin' genius!

[TheCircusAddicted]

it's funny when you know it's a joke

[podoau]

Excellant as usual.

Its a pity cant see that its SARCASM

[McAlec00]

Transcribed audio at 3:24 : God loves behinds.

[unlyckystrike]

A prophecy is like a recipe, you have to follow it`s steps in order for them to be fulfilled, because if you don`t they will never be fulfilled, a cake doesn`t make itself the sameway a prophecy don`t come true all by itself either. If any biblical prophecy should have come true it has to be because someone made it so.

[DXXDgame]

oh FFS wat a retard

go think for yourself you bold TWAT

[JamesTR4]

@Violka1987 We don't know whether the pink invisible fairy in your stomach exists...are u agnostic towards that...u retard.. XD

[Violka1987]

@JamesTR4 Haha so you are more likely to believe in one fairytale but less likely to believe in other one? And you're calling me retard :D Really? Mate you amuse me.

[JamesTR4]

@Violka1987 You amuse me 2. Maybe we should hang out.Actually, i'm equally likely to believe in both of them. But it's not about me, it's about whether ur a hypocrite or not. You can either be an ignorant jerk claiming there's no fairy in her/his stomach, or you can admit that god has equal probability of existence with a pink fairy in our stomach. So actually agnosticism fails to take into account the burden of proof. The retard part was to mimic glados' "and then you killed me. you monster..."

[jumpoffroof]

omnishent!

[000funnyman000]

LOL he is a comedian people! he's atheist

[IDoNotGiveACrap]

God didn't know how to tell people how to not be dumb, there are still tons of dumb Christians that think that EVILsion might be true.

[JHollands15]

If every religious person were to watch /watch?v=TjGkRFFBd0A , /watch?v=A_E0vfP79yE&feature=r­elated , /watch?v=pyXIeB1qI6w&feature=r­elated (proving that religion is just and egyptian myth) i guarentee it would decrease rapidly

[Theboxer500]

why are you bashing ppl's believes?

[taffysaur]

@Theboxer500 it's just so easy is all. don't take it personal, bro.

[Theboxer500]

@taffysaur It might be easy to make fun of Christian faith. Try arguing with other more scientifically advanced religions.

[Angelalynx999]

@Theboxer500 : Yeah! Like Scientology! :p

[Theboxer500]

@Angelalynx999 scientology is a cult. I was refering to religions like, budhism or islam or something like that. These religions are not only about faith, they are also about knowledge, science and respect. Sure scince can teach us knoledge but can it really teach a man manorism or respect?

[Angelalynx999]

@Theboxer500 : So your implication is that religions like islam teach manors and respect? Seriously?

No, religions ARE only about faith. There is no knowledge or science where faith is involved.

Do you expect your car will drive you to the moon? Then why would you expect to get something from science that is not the purpose of science but from your culture and parents?

[Theboxer500]

@Angelalynx999 well first of all I have extreme respect for my parents because i am Muslim, so i am more then proud to carry on their faith. 80% of the Koran is scientific knowledge, then the rest of it is faith, extreme mannerism and extreme respect. Islam allows it's followers to follow science and is actually very open minded to scientific evidence. The only thing we disagree on is evolution. Christians believed that illness was because of sin. Islam tough that illness was natural.

[Angelalynx999]

@Theboxer500 : I would say that any respect you have is because of your parents and not because of your religion.

No, the koran is not scientific knowledge since everything that we would consider modern science only goes back at most 500 years. That would be 1000 years after it was written. Now if you want to say that it's bronze age science then sure, I can agree to that.

And yet no religion says that illness was the result of microorganisms so any claim that islam knew is demonstrably false.

[taffysaur]

@Theboxer500 like what ones?

(i'm not being facetious, i'm genuinely curious.)

[Andy32268]

I don't think the checkmate thing works. People as ignorant as the people you are imitating would be too stupid to play chess.

[tuseroni]

@Andy32268 but you need only be ALIVE to have heard the term "checkmate" (well alive and in an English speaking country, otherwise you will have heard an equivalent form thereof)

[HORRORTV1]

@Andy32268 lol it's satire my friend

Category: Comedy

[Andy32268]

@HORRORTV1 I said "people as ignorant as the people you are IMITATING." Sorry about the caps, but there is no underlining that I know of on YouTube. I was adressing the people he was producing the satire about. Some people are stupid enough to think this is real, and that is the point of the comment. You should read comments before you respond to them.

[b112895]

Why do you have tirets?

CHECKMATE!

[Swordlend]

if there is rly a "god" and its the one from the bible then sry to tell u...but every half brained human outhere is 10x smarter than he is

[MrDaAsif]

@Swordlend He's a satirist, by the way. Look at his channel, he's atthiest.

[Swordlend]

@MrDaAsif well this comm wasnt especialy for him...i knew there something wrong with his attitude but since my english is not that good i just told my opinion :)

[MrCoonamatata]

So let me get this straight... You say that the proof of the Old Testemant is the New Testemant. The bible is not gods thoughts you stupid fuck so I dont understand how you know his thoughts. And how is the end of the world glorious?, and Scientists predict Eclipses not God. And do you have fucking Tirets why do you always say Checkmate? Your wrong, your just a stupid God Worshiping fuck. Im not saying he doesnt exist but atleast back up yourself with actual Evidence. And you have no Logic.

[CoonAndFriends2]

@MrCoonamatata He's an atheist doing satire. It looks real, I know. Check his YouTube channel.

[maxpainfu1]

@MrCoonamatata Psssstt.

These vids aren't real.

Edward is a master satirist.

And you have failed to detect the satire.

[ZeroPlusLOL]

After I took a major test, I prayed that I didn't fail

Got a perfect score :D

[cjlongboards]

I like how this is so funny, that I cant tell if hes a true to heart atheist or just a total piece of shit lol.

[Utsuhaku]

Ignorant atheist is ignorant. Have fun in hell. ;)

[gganjang]

You are so clever, dude. LOL

[kindaextraordinary]

Every single atheist who watched this video had a nice lul. Thanks, Edd.

[jclar8883343]

@kindaextraordinary do u lnow hes not a christian

[DeepFrydRoadKill]

"check and mate"

that is too funny.

[suchadambidiot]

if god knows everything, then why would god make the devil, if he already knows that hes guna be evil and stuff...this meens god made us evil?

[Messytablespoon]

I think you need to see a doctor because you seem delusional and a bit crazy

[IQbrew]

This is the first time I've seen an ad on his channel. Though I guess it was fitting, for the movie "Adapt or Die".

[curtisjamesholt]

Does God know that his 'follows' are constantly degrading other members of the human family???

[mattakudesu]

anyone who takes this guy seriously (atheists and theists alike) is a retard. poes law ftw.

[Bayzz2]

every thing in the bible contradicts it's self

[DeFineAl]

The truth of the matter is that its all excuses for us to be mean to each other. Sticking a label on each other is the first step to de-humanizing that person meaning it's ok to discriminate, dis-enfranchise, imprision and in some cases exterminate them.

[gorgomadness82]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[youresooookewlll]

This guy is basically slapping Christians.

[SpartanJohns]

@youresooookewlll You think?

[ZEDW1]

Love thy neighbor as you do yourself.

Tho shelt not kill.

and wage war on some people until they die.

Does anyone else see the double stranded or am I the only one with my eyes open?

[tomvee22]

wow you just proved the bible existed bc the bible existed how cleaver.

[RIOT690]

If he understands the future then my fate is sealed, I cannot control my fate. Even if I were a loving Christian. You see, there are a lot of flaws mainly this one. God created freedom of decision, then he destroyed it with his all knowing bull shit.

[Phooey0Films]

hey 1 in 10 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion etc. etc. is the chance of the big bang too! what a coincky-dink

[keybearersora]

And again, someone thinks he's a genuine Christian; but why, WHY, is it in the top comments!?

[CurryCobra]

You are a great, original comedian. Keep up the good work!

[fenccces]

AAAH!! THE ASININITY! IT BUUUURRNSS!!!

[powertudor]

people keep thinking he's serious because every christian who is serious sounds exactly like that

[skybreaker09]

If you say "Checkmate" again I will eat your nose.

[cbr6864]

i love it funny as hell, those who are religious act like small children when confronted all they do is scream and cry and refuse to accept logic.

i know its hard to accept evrything you have been taught has been a lie but sorry its true.

religion is the def of brainwashing....take small children and tell them lie after lie then scare the shit out of them with the thought that they will burn in a lake of fire if they dont believe.

[kevinchris]

How can religious people think this guy is serious lol!

[cbr6864]

@kevinchris well dont know about you but all those i have met that were religious were not that sharpest knife in the drawer and tended to be totally incapable of any rational thought so i could see how they believe this guy, its really pretty damn funny

[kevinchris]

@cbr6864 Pretty much!

[stepchangeable]

@anticorncob6 ok, fine, your argument is from complexity - you are analysing three properties that some people attribute to their God Concept. And then taking them to their extreme. That's fine however, its makes an assumption that God is real in the first, so that you can challenge the properties. What I am asserting is that its not required to assume god is real to prove the idea is false.

[dlbattle100]

I wonder how many people have converted to christianity because of your videos?

[stepchangeable]

God isn't real. The fact that we can laugh about it together makes us better people.

[anticorncob6]

@stepchangeable You know any proof? I do... two of them. Let's give you a challenge. And remember, evidence isn't proof!

[stepchangeable]

@anticorncob6 Its up to the people who choose to invent God to prove their hallucinations and mental illness to the rest of sane society. Naturally, we've learned over the centuries that theist are compulsive liars who are willfully ignorant and will not analyse their beliefs because they are afraid of reality.