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  • 0:42 Are you my mommy?

  • Fucking fail... Every G.I. Joe fanboys's boners just went flaccid when he turned around.

  • The actor who played Cobra Commander was the only one who did well in this movie!

  • I thought the voice was cool but that mask...is jus trash

  • 1:26

    Lmao

  • the GiJoe animated movie of the 80s will be always better than this bizarre thing

  • Pros of retaliation:

    1.better commander costume

    2.tatum dies

    3.real guns and tech

    4.all bad charachters out all good ones in

    IT GETS BETTER

  • You left Doctor Who FOR THIS?!!!

  • @DarkSamuriX1989 I meant to say that the actor playing cobra changed. But I have to admit that cobra looks 10000000000 times better in the second movie. Considering that he now wears the original cobra uniform.

  • i liked the movie. come at me bro

  • only hollywood could f up my childhood.

  • i want destro in the second movie there making

  • I met Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

  • @movie529 Shit whats he like? ive alwasy wanted to know?

  • This movie is so stupid. Cobra commander finally reveals himself but gets taken into custody a moment later. Not only that but he dosen't even appear in the next movie.

  • @tychadfranklyn yes he does look it up

  • Well, at least they fixed Cobra Commander for Retaliation.

  • am I the only one satisfied with this movie?!?!

  • @locallego2 No. I'm- I'm pretty satisfied. I loved this movie.

  • I was not expecting classic cinema from this movie, but still, this Cobra Commander design is such a blatant Darth Vader rip-off that I can't help but be annoyed.

  • My face when I saw Christopher Eccleston's face: "D:!!! No!!!"

  • Awful scene. Obviously, the Cobra Commander concept is terrible but what happens with the Destro character is just as bad. This turns Destro into a wimp. And his face turning into a mask is ridiculous and unnecessary. How does Stephen Sommers keep getting work????

  • I didn't hate this movie for a couple of reasons: for starters, I never really grew up with G.I. Joe when I was a kid; also, I enjoyed this movie because or all the mindless and idiotic action, it was so much fun, not to mention the actors were enjoyable, since it looked like they were really enjoying themselves. Especially JGL, because his performance was so delightfully over the top.

  • Joseph is a brilliant actor...I don't know what he was thinking when he made this movie, but oh well...even the best can't get it right all the time!

  • I love Joseph Gordon-Levitt's commitment to this so much.

  • This movie is very good. I like it.

  • aw i wanted a good old fashoned cobra commander

  • He turned the Ninth Doctor into a metal-faced guy...

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  • looks like darth vader.

  • I think he changed his mask to the original in the second movie?

  • This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

  • @woodallan it was so over the top and unnecessary. What the fuck was he, a transparent version of Vader? The Fuck?

  • Destro looks okay. BUT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP COBRA COMMANDER'S MASK. I may not be a hard core G.I joe fan but at least I know that if a franchise ain't broke don't try to fix it cuz you'll only fuck it up beyond belief. Thank god for the director of the next G.I joe movie!

  • Although Destro being MIA might not be a bad thing.....this Destro's voice and whiny personality didn't go with the Destro everyone knows and loves.

  • thank god hes got a new look in the sequel

  • @TheDrYes Not to mention they got Ray Stevenson as Firefly, the cobra soldiers look freaking awesome too, they kill off all the Joes from the first movie, except for Snake-Eyes. Yes, Duke is in it, but not long. Tatum even said his scenes only took two days. Only one I'm bummed about is Scarlett, and Destro and the Baroness are MIA so far.

  • Wow, movie looks fucking horrible.

  • @dallasbagley it really is. I had too high of hopes for it when i first saw it a few years ago, and hey destroyed them like Cobra destroyed the Eiffel Tower.

  • Dastro looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf.

  • Is this shit a joke? That doesnt even look or fucking sound like Cobra.

  • That is the shittiest Cobra Commander design possibly ever.

  • @Nanaman12345

    i agree

  • @Nanaman12345 Yeah well they couldn't just give him the hood, because the developers thought it was too reminiscent of the Ku Klux Klan. Pfft....

  • @Nanaman12345

    He looks bit like the Cobra commander from the DIC version of Gi Joe cartoon.

  • @Nanaman12345 I LOVE this Commander Cobra, shame he is going away = /

  • Cobra Commander should have had the whiny voice that was classic from the cartoon. Same goes for Starscream's voice which they screwed up in the Transformers movies.

  • You will call me...

    DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

  • I always think of the nanomites from MST3K during the sci fi years. Haha!

  • good god the cg in this scene is terrible

  • It's silly and over the top, but I think it's one of my favorites JGL performances.

  • No, Doctor! Don't turn to the Dark Side! THEY LIED ABOUT THE COOKIES!!!

  • Sith Commander

  • I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO HARD WHEN HE HAD THAT DARTH VADER VOICE! I mean, I love JGL but this is waaaaaaay too silly.

  • Nanomites? Doesn't he mean nanogenes? :D

  • Wow Tommy's grow'd up now!

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