Aziz Ansari: Looking for Work

[jasminegorawr]

Lmao black swan there's no black people!!!

[boothroid71]

@LordCodiez I didn't even watch video after I was done reading the saga the video was over

[CrescentHeart3]

that girl was the season 3 runner up on America's Next Top Model

[LordCodiez]

not gonna lie, i just read all of the harliette versus slapinthebassMAN saga... some compelling stuff in there

[Imdede85]

Love him!!!

[harliette]

Caca is not Hot!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette Yaya....

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN not corrected-

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette lol ITS YAYA HOE!!!

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN she's a fucking nobody!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette ANNDD i dont give a fuck about that...it's yaya..NOT...caca...BITCH!!...t­ehehehhahahahah

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN you could do no more than jizz on her for all I care thus she IS CACA, UR MOUND PILE OF CACA.

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette idgaf if you think she's caca..im just telling you her name is yaya sweartheart....and stop hatin, aziz ansari will never love youu ole ugly ass...hahahahahah!!!

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN Have L♥VE- HOTTER THN U & UR SO CALLED MODEL WANNA B FAILURE TRANNY- DON'T NEED U LOL OR AZIZ!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette hahahhaha trick trick trick...obviously ur jealous...HOEEEEE AHHHAHAHAHHA

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN ???????? OK, someone is without love HA :D

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette anddd that SOMEONE....is YOU!!!! LOL WHAT A HOT ASS MESS!!

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN still arguing something?

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette yess sir..arguing the fact that you're forever gonna be alone...

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN really? u just told everyone you never fucked!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette OH REALLY?!?!? When did i say that?? plz tell me..bc i dont see were its say.."i never got fucked"...i dont see it?? point it out for me...

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN WOULD U C IT? FIGHTING ME 4 NO FUCKING REAZON? HUH AHOLE- UR NOT CHANGING MY MIND OF EITHER OF U & EVERYONE FUCKING CZ IT FOR DAYZ- UR FUCKING ON ABOUT NOTHING- CAN'T HAVE MY ASS Y ELSE U COME AFTER ME U SHIT?

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette HAHAHA you is ON one!!! I seriously dont understand wtf you're talking about...you're a hot ass mess.. and the whole time i was trying to tell you that her name wasnt caca but yaya BUT you kept going like a dipshit!! p.s- you need help with your grammar, you sound like a retard.. :)

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN WHEREZ THE MAG COVERS, TOP CONTRACTS, ENDORSERS, RUNWAYZ? I DON'T C UR TRANNY THERE? COME AT ME AGAIN LIKE U CAN CORRECT ME!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette You are a tricky as bitch lol...you are soo fucking dumb its so sad..when the fuck did we start talking about magazine covers and shit?!?!? Your taking this to a whole other level...bitch i have to CORRECT your retarded ass..stupid ass..girl just stop..you are embarrassing yourself..i don't to do shitzz!!!!

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN SHE IZ FUCKING CACA THUS U LOVE HER THUS SHE WILL NEVER BE BETTER, U CANT HANDLE HOW ELSE SEES HER, UR BOTH NOTHING- THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE, AND YEAH MULES FUCK EACH OTHER, DON'T POST ME AGAIN, I CAN'T CARE LESS.

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette yo yo yo...i never said anything about liking YAYA!! I was correcting your dumbass...SO SHUT FUCK UP BITCH!!!

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN who u talking 2 bitch? I KNOW HER THAZ WHO SHE IZ CACA LIKE U! STFUB? EAT CACA IT BITCH☻

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette GURLL BOOOO!!! stop embarrassing yourself cunt!! just STOP!!

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN EMBARRASSED? WANT SOMETHING TO STOP THEN STOP? U DON'T KNOW A WHORE FROM UR MOM AS IF I CARE ABOUT ANY OF U HERE!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette Reread what the fuck you just wrote....YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING DUMB ASS...Don't write shit after this trick..ughh dumb people make me soo fucking mad..

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN HOW ABOUT GAY ASS EATERS WHO KEEP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO? U THINK I CARE? WRITING TO ME 4 DAYZ LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS THE ASS REALLY? HAPPY UR MAD, REREAD THAT!

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette "HOW ABOUT GAY ASS EATERS"....exactly your a dumb ass..so stfu you disgusting ass cunt ass bitch..short and simple ;)

[harliette]

@slapinthebassMAN DUMB? COMING AT ME FOR A WEEK? GOOD I BOTHERED YOU ☺ FUCK CACA NO ONE DOZ! TRY TO CORRECT HER WHILE UR AT IT.

[slapinthebassMAN]

@harliette ........JUST STOP...why do i have to correct her?? I'm so confused?? You're so dumb..

[N1GNEEDSAC1G]

That black slut from The Kids Are Alright was pretty hot...I masturbated many times to her sex scene on Megavideo streaming on my laptop...jizzed quite a bit to be honest...

[MaxKirk21]

the kids are all white

[filthygochubreath]

Like you atcually tried calling the numer

[vivalamusica52]

penis in your butt

[strattus99]

oh man i hate youtube ads! so annoying

[Bahzad23]

no mexican? fuckin racist

[Hotabs579]

blind asian person

[FSX0425]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA the first thing when he said HI I AZIZ ANSARI... I DIED LAUFGHING FOR SOME REASON

[PlatinumG]

"Aziz I'm Sorry" hahaha

[funguy29]

gotta give it up for aziz

[ill008]

"Why wasn't she nominated for Best Movie?!"....hahahaha

[mshl8188]

Hey, you missed Bangladesh as a nationality. If there is a Superbad 2 movie coming up, then I wish you act in that. You are funny.

[ezzomahfouz]

F@#k this! im gonna watch college humor!!

[TheDragonsalyer]

lol

[iloveukskins]

kids are all right? kids are all white. ;D

[BetterIntegra]

Kids are all right? Kids are all white

[mahekisthe4]

I love how both the top comments are the same thing and both failed to use the proper version of "you're"... smh

[amandalynn3434]

Man he is funny. But maybe too much energy and so LOUD

[theghandigirl]

Lol!! X

[Norman8031]

This Dude i wounder if this is real or he just messing around?

with us.... ha so how many of you tried calling that number?

[kasdad321]

lol wtf thats actually a real number

[paigeweenable]

hahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhaha­hahahaha

[BroKEnCaPSLoCk1]

every time i search for a video i see bieber after the dentist and all i can think is i hope he had quadruple root canal!!

[afilliated215]

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[skylinesr34]

HOW MANY OF YOU TRIED CALLING THE NUMBER? LOL

[teddybruscie]

Denzel: "You got a problem with Trains mothafucka!!!"

[DilemmaSTS]

the two highest rated comments are the same

[kphisch]

Jus for the WHOOO WHOOO! this is great!

[bigsexyvic4]

RAAAAAAAANDY!



[mattmatt09123]

"Your a grown man Denzel  stop playing with trains" lol

[ZroGravity99]

ads are hella gay...

[zganho]

Funnyyyyyyy

[seeoharei]

SO HOT! OH! SO HOT!!

[1111111111sword]

your name is too much for you BH

[hxctalent]

Where can I book Ronnie?

[gofor04]

im multicultural(hand wave) indian... Italian... (handwave) blind indian

lol

[gofor04]

im multicultural(hand wave) indian... Italian

lol

[Mr420ways]

the numbers to a talent agency...no fucking joke!

[wulfschtagg]

Usher couldn't have been one of those ballerinas? You ever seen him dance? It's beautiful.

[chunterr39]

i called the #... what?!?!?!

[angrypro]

This is my favorite video On Funny or die

[meb025]

Haha, Hilar!

[canine30]

@darkfish2 "get back on WoW kid."

Darkfish2's channel: Runescape duel videos.

Oh the irony...

[MrFan32]

not funny

[RobZiak]

I don't have a TV show but I'd hire this guy to WIPE MY ASS!

[CalexanderJ]

What's the name of that waitress!!!??

[youreveryrad]

@CalexanderJ She was on ANTM. I believe her name is Yaya or something

[ReverendJasmine]

@CalexanderJ yaya dacosta

[poignant4insights]

@ReverendJasmine Isn't Yaya DaCosta also in Raphael Saadiq's "Good Man" music video? God, she's gorgeous! I'd lick her butt hole.

[griphy]

This guy is great. It shows that he got inspired by Chappelle

[SonnyA89]

You actually do look like a mix of many races. lmaooo

[toomanytoes34]

light skinned white girl...with a beard

[SuperNinja35]

I will pay him $00.25 a day to pick fruit at my plantation

[SH7861WeezyBabyy]

@SuperNinja35 what the fuck

[SuperNinja35]

i wonder wat is wrong with him

[hitsugaya111]

Why is she not nominated for best movie - looool

[angrypro]

Aziz : Oh my GOD OH OH WHOO WHOO WHOA WHoA OOH OOH , ( Weird head explosion gesture) SO HOWT Why Is she not nominated , SO HOWT :D

Me: ROFLMFAO WHOO WHOO , SO HAwt :D

[TanvirBhulcrap]

call the number, its legit hahaha

[littlemet1798]

@TanvirBhulcrap i called the number and girl was sumthin sumthin agency so i hung up lmao i thought it was fake

[NCRN5555]

So glad someone finally noticed the thing with Denzel & trains!

[Pheeshy]

"Light-skinned white girl....with a beard" That's great, I love this guy

[hellothorns]

STOP PLAYING WITH TRAINS!

[skasso12]

HIS SO FUNYY!

[101commentary]

Ha ha one of my favourite Funny or Die's for a while

[bdon616]

you're grown man, stop playing with trains!

[Movieist]

youtube search: =EMjmbvD4QZ8

[astrozier1]

dose he have a youtube channel

[zestytoaster]

lmao training day

[wazzaa4u]

I'm Sri Lankan :D

[BenjaminKatzVideos]

Total aspect ratio fail. Durrr nernernerrrr

[sber55]

lol The phone number is for The American Talent Agency.

By the way, Aziz, I enjoyed your performance at Cornell. Even though it was obviously a cookie cut routine since you were on tour and I heard a lot of repeated jokes, it was still enjoyable. Thanks for showing up.

[jonnyterror]

hes so fucking blazed in this. aziz is a baller.

[marklar20]

funniest shit ive seen lately

[Scodd0]

YOUR A GROWN MAN STOP PLAYING WITH TRAINS! lol

[MrStoopidMonkiy]

he reminds me of the kid off of skins

[hotkoolaid123]

@MrStoopidMonkiy american or the uk one?

[MrStoopidMonkiy]

@hotkoolaid123 american

[hotkoolaid123]

@MrStoopidMonkiy the american version is pish, you should check out the britsh one, so much better

[thegame245]

laugh out loud

[Diogonjaco]

His name sound like Azis i'm sorry

[mchinable]

"it's gonna be controversial...matrix revolutions; my favourite of the trilogy"

YEA OK

[twileyao]

HIRED

[aresgodofCOD]

"denzel your a grown man stop playing with trains!!"

[RedVenomOS]

ROFL that guy from scrubs

[AviatorZER0]

Both highest rated comments are direct quotes. Who are the 185 deaf people who couldn't hear Aziz say those quotes?

[Danceallnightbabe]

dang psycho ... looool, he made me grin :)

[mandoodlecomedy]

hhahahh he's so versatile

[1Mastermind1990]

lol. nice. 

[IWreckedYourDay]

Aziz Ansari should definitely make a youtube channel and upload videos.

It would be epic.

[TheAgentAssassin]

I have dingle berries , can you pick them?

I'd hire you at $14 hr

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

Hahaha, Observe and Report "Fuck you ronnie!!"

[JNOSRH]

Thats great the number really is to a talent agency.

[ZebraZoom007]

I just called the number, they pick up their phones really fast.

[bobbygarcia34]

hahahaha i called that number

[SuperVideoman12]

he was funny in Flight of the Conchords.

[Deadmansparty2002]

I would totally hire you, if you were available to work in Canada.

[hamish6188]

Aziz Imsorry

[jakeequalsawsomeness]

The kids are all right? ... The kids are all white.

[plastiqa]

I called.. UTA says Aziz no longer works there, but there is a bearded white lady that I could hire instead.

[twentysomethingmind]

So, I definitely just called the number. Rang once and a woman picked up and said "United Talent Agency..."

[Courtneyraine90210]

did anyone call that number??!?!?! if you tried it let me now! i wanna know who's number that is or if its fake haha

[MrKylePopovich]

Umm the Coen brothers didn't make The Matrix, Lana and Andy Wachowski did...

[LiLxWEiRD0x]

@MrKylePopovich Umm I'm pretty sure that was a joke. Comparing the Coen Brothers with the Wachowski "Brothers."

[MrKylePopovich]

@LiLxWEiRD0x I didn't get it.. but don't get me wrong I'm a huge Aziz fan! I just thought he might of possibly got the names mixed up

[wiggi0620]

@MrKylePopovich I think that's part of the joke.... >.>

[camthaman91]

did anyone call this number? haha supposedly they direct you to his agent.

[RuteliaMari]

i dont think he could pass for Irish. that would be a stretch. Lol

[ahhzombies]

love you!

[clevername333]

how high was he while filming this?

[angstyDarko]

2:22 

[CainCrimsonCreation]

"The Kids Are Alright?...the kids are all white"

[hermelmet]

thats how its done son, thats how its done son......now to get it goin on some m&m's.....yellow!

[Zarif3000]

aziz ur an afghan or an iranian?

[prabhatpalpal]

@Zarif3000 He is an American, Atheist ( See Wikipedia ), born to Indian Muslim parents.

[1goodmanyourself2]

The kids are all white lol

[onjoFilms]

I thought you were the Google exec that lead the riots in Egypt.

[mariissh]

"The Kids Are Allright - The Kids Are All White" - haha too funny

[alivemo4]

His name sounds like "Azeez, I'm sorry". lol.

[KindOfAnxious]

You're a grown man! stop playing with trains!

X"D

[stormbeatsTV]

Can you be Charlie Sheen?

[sukhad13]

WTF ?

[MatthewS8590]

I wonder what that telephone number calls to?

[PoisonedShaggy101]

Hey Aziz can you plz talk a little louder?

[theandroids]

This dude is natural funny, thats always better than comedians who try to hard.

[iAnglesClan]

God dammit indians are so fuckin ugly and disgusting...

[theandroids]

@iAnglesClan WHAT THE F***K IS YOUR PROB! YOU NEED SOME ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE. JUST DO IT. KNOW ONE WILL MISS YOU, YOU TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkfish2]

@theandroids oi shut ur face

[theandroids]

@darkfish2 Its a turd, its a prick, no its SUPERSAVEARACIST. Jog on you muppet...

[darkfish2]

@theandroids i would miss him if he died, i love how the only insult u know is turd...its not even insulting at all...wat are u? 7?

[theandroids]

@darkfish2 YAWN.

[darkfish2]

@theandroids yawn? lmfao yeah ur about 7... get off youtube kid

[theandroids]

@darkfish2 Do me a favor, reply some more. Show me how much of a sad little cunt of an existence you have talking out your ass crack behind the safety of your computer monitor, while your parental unit does your laundry. Go find someone else to get you off. You get no more of my time. TURD...

[darkfish2]

@theandroids ur absolutely terrible at making insults, unlike u i dont live with my parents. get back on WoW kid.

[WhoaisKyle]

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[hemant1993]

He was in scrubs rite?

[HalfAssPictures]

@hemant1993 yes, Zwah!