Chuck Norris vs. Ninjas

[Toasty373]

what movie is this?

[aeroniscool]

if chuck norris really was a ninja he would come in my house and hit me with my keyboafdnbiohdfhbiohfiodh1jigh­3gh23io45gh23uiog24893ál;sfl'.­//';sdk;g'k

[alphanumeric666]

Chuck Norris doesn't retreat he simply attacks in the opposite direction

[SARGSLIM]

that was all just a warm up for his real workout

[viperdawg41192]

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

[Blazinkiba009]

Chuck Norris the first ever sinobi

[ninja909]

why is it that cool ninjas like these always get their asses kicked but stupid ninjas like naruto get fame and victory?

[PanKrato]

@ninja909

Naruto is awesome, that's why.

[ninja909]

@PanKrato not realy. narutard is an annoying little kid in an orange jumpsuit who is full of himself. i love ninjas but all anime did was make ninjas look like annoying little kids, or emo little kids. ninjas should be seen as reaperly masked assassins who kill in the shadows. not kids who think the're so cool.

[KamikazePyro13]

@ninja909 It's the times, brother. Little weabo kids wanna see whiney bitches in jumpsuits instead of awesome real ninjas like these. It's the same as Shitlight; little whiney girls wanna see sparkley cocksuckers instead of real bloodsucking vampires.

[ninja909]

@KamikazePyro13 yeah i know what you mean. dracula was a bad ass, then twilight had to come in. I don't get why people have to take something awsome and then ruin it. next the'll be trying to ruin knights and demmons.

[MrLechugo]

what's the name of the song???

[KARASAVVAS0]

chuck norris dont do push ups.... he pushes the earth

[shadowdude8466]

the original american ninja

[thechrisnwatersfilms]

Awsome which movie is this from?

[walkerman1990]

the only reason it took that long was because chuck decided not to use his super abilities and kill them instantly

[TobyHalicki089]

Chuck Norris killing some Ninjas.

[PHthaKING]

He killed so many ninjas he can call an AC-130 !!!

[tallyjabeir]

those dozen of ninjas did not stand a chance

[jacowaco10]

the cage was covered in anti-chuck norris acid, too bad its only weakness is well.. chuck norris

[jacowaco10]

Chuck Norris can take out a whole ninja clan faster then you can take a freaking piss.

[mrfaty2]

if chuck norris spells a word wrong he dosnt correct it, he makes oxford change the word

[MJBoyProductions]

@mrfaty2 No, Oxford changes it as soon as they notice it. Chuck doesn't even have to ask.

[YTPrule]

@mrfaty2 So that explains armor & armour, & color & colour!

[adamtr1121]

awesome

[Prytanus]

This was the movie that convinced me to learn how to use Kama. Sakura pwns all (except Chuck)!

[slippyfists]

too bad they censored the part where he blocks a sword with his cock

[zackula1]

@slippyfists YES, YES AND A THOUSAND TIMES, YYYEEESSS!!!!!!

[adamtr1121]

a;right good fight

[Nindz81]

The guy that fights Chuck Norris is the villian in American Ninja - the ninja with the moustache

[LightningFistFighter]

Tadashi Yamashita

[wolozai]

This movie would make a good next gen video game.

[DonV310]

Chuck fucked them up.

[jrucker86]

Ruck Norris LOL! Thats my brother, good job.