"Lindsay" is my family name, it was 'Lindsey" at one point but someone along the line got married and decided to change it... or rather they spelled it wrong and couldn't be bothered to change it.
I think that sums up all of life's little problems right there. Politics, Religion, Science, and Stupid ... lol, that sentence puts it ALL in perspective. I'm making that one of the new proverbs of the Cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I wish to point something out to you Penn, nothing about "The Aristocrats" is funny. and everyone that is telling you that it's just the funniest thing, is just sucking your dick and after a meal ticket. Well, I don't suck cock, and I don't want your money, so the truth is. "The Aristocrats" was about the stupidest thing EVER put to film.
Penn! YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. IF YOU WANT TO PUT UP A VIDEO OF YOURSELF SINGING ON THE TOILET, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 'CAUSE WE'LL WATCH THAT SHIT.
If you did any research at all, you'd find that they're currently negotiating with Showtime, and that there's a potential new show on Discovery in the talks, featuring Penn & Teller.
Has anyone ever considered spelling names with the "J" sound as Dg, you spell bridge with "dg" not a j but it is pronounced as brij not brid-guh. Just imagine the possibilities Dgillete, Dgon, Dgustin.
Haha, if you think that's bad hit the 401... Or any Ont Highway for that matter. At least those Nflders know how to drive. Newfie blood in 'dese veins boys, lmfao
@n00bslayer0014 I did... I hit the 401 in summer 1995 going to Niagara falls from Quebec city. In my memory, it was a bad road indeed. I don't know how the hell I remember that road; no, wait, I do know why I remember that! A driver was pushing our car for hours with his big old Buick, all that under a really bad rain. Than, when my family stop at a hotel, they were talking about a deadly tornado and I was wondering how we did not crashed...
my name is John , i'm English but live in the Netherlands, everyone here calls me sjon or yon (when i correct them i make a point of even pronouncing the "h").
the idea of being called gohn by anglophones scares the crap out of me, and the dutch pronunciation of "g" is a creepy throat scraping sound which get worse the more northern you go.
In the Welsh language there is a very clear and strict difference between 'G' and 'J', which is probably why I get very pissed at how inconsistent English is with them.
@barghesteldark I dont think Im trying to " control" his content, there are just a lot more important issues in this world then whether his name should start with a J or a G.
@ninjaswordtothehead What does a video I uploaded a couple years ago of some friends fighting have to do with it? But that would be more interesting then the J or G controversy. I could make a joke about playing fetch with cats but ill keep it to myself
he is fidgety.
tmbg126 3 months ago
For the love of everything, Penn, QUIT ROCKING back and forth and SWITCH CAMERAS LESS OFTEN! I'm getting seasick!
newipad 4 months ago
Signed up for JackThreads. No waiting list. FUCK YEAH. Feeling epic and super Important. Thanks Penn.
mQtek 6 months ago
Hey penn quick query do you watch whatthebuck?
cooldaddyjames2814 6 months ago
Gillette is undoubtedly sexier. Jillette is just not the same as Gillette.
frankgillette 7 months ago
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frankgillette 7 months ago
And by all the same token, my name is Kristoffer Brendon. (As opposed to Christopher Brendan) Gotta love those good phonetic misspellings.
SchizoFilms 8 months ago
FRASER IS NOT SPELT WRONG.
(wrong is spelled wrong)
waththis 8 months ago 4
You should start a bakery and call it "Pain Jillette"
Then you could sell Jillette-bread and Jillette-baguettes.
grotemaarten 8 months ago
Penn Jillette is an awesome name... so is "Hijettey"
woosnext 11 months ago
J makes J sound and G makes the other sound and you know what else? C needs to be replace with S or K.
jffryh 11 months ago
I guess this doesn't go for first names, or people wouldn't give their kids such nutty spellings.
BTW people, Yvette is ee-vette, not why-vette!
tctheunbeliever 11 months ago
I feel ya....
-Kevan St. John
DocAscii 11 months ago
What the fuck
Did Penn just say his old man is from Newfoundland?
FUCKIN' A.
SCRulerShinoda 11 months ago
I like the legs I see on the picture of the video.
Keim4ever 11 months ago
Your a newfi?
ForeignPolicyWonk 11 months ago
you make me laugh on a regular basis. thank you.
TheNewfiegal78 11 months ago
'G'enius lol
SkidRowRadio 11 months ago
How can your name be spelled wrong? Lol.
surgeyX 11 months ago
Penn's a Newfy!
EngineeringIsMagic 11 months ago
Few people can make an interesting 5 minute video about how they pronounce their last name. Penn is one of those people.
06mustangCE 11 months ago
@06mustangCE: except he gets too redundant; repeating himself over and over and over and...
GuestPest 11 months ago
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GuestPest 11 months ago
he-yet-aye is Spanish?
Introspective91 11 months ago
I agree that pronouncing 'G' the same as 'J' is kind of screwed up, but who am I to 'JudGe'?
Keovar 11 months ago 4
Actually, Fraser is originally spelled with an 'S'. The americanised spelling came later, just like colour, and arse.
shambolism 11 months ago
That is really funny, how do you have dreams like that? Oh the pile of stupid! Ha ha ha ha!
UssenterprizeDv2 11 months ago
p-e-n-n-j-i-l-l-e-t-t-e! That has a nice rhythm.
xjamesxreedx 11 months ago
"Lindsay" is my family name, it was 'Lindsey" at one point but someone along the line got married and decided to change it... or rather they spelled it wrong and couldn't be bothered to change it.
My story is much more boring but whatever.
puklop 11 months ago
"So much stupid that piles up around me"
I think that sums up all of life's little problems right there. Politics, Religion, Science, and Stupid ... lol, that sentence puts it ALL in perspective. I'm making that one of the new proverbs of the Cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
WhitePompousGods 11 months ago
@Superfedz It is annoying, but if you don't look at the video and just listen, it's OK.
MikeOfKorea 11 months ago
I wish to point something out to you Penn, nothing about "The Aristocrats" is funny. and everyone that is telling you that it's just the funniest thing, is just sucking your dick and after a meal ticket. Well, I don't suck cock, and I don't want your money, so the truth is. "The Aristocrats" was about the stupidest thing EVER put to film.
korleonis 11 months ago
"Genius" is different... it's "G+E" not "G+I" so the comparison is wrong.
Also, how do you pronounce "gigs" (as musical performances)?
So Penn's grand father was most likely right!
greob 11 months ago
@greob Not always, but usually G+E or I makes the G soft, like J. In front of other vowels, it is usually a hard G.
MikeOfKorea 11 months ago
FUCK GILLETTE!WILKINSON SWORD,BITCH! ;)
KladionicaCity 11 months ago
Now for something completely less interesting. sssssssssssssss; that's paint drying!
MsWanderer1 11 months ago
stop switching cams
Munymuny200 11 months ago
Penn! YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. IF YOU WANT TO PUT UP A VIDEO OF YOURSELF SINGING ON THE TOILET, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 'CAUSE WE'LL WATCH THAT SHIT.
EuchridEucrow1 11 months ago 73
@EuchridEucrow1 pun intended?
bassmanboe 11 months ago
@bassmanboe
Of course...
EuchridEucrow1 11 months ago
Gillete would just b a copyright issue in your name
95Lukser 11 months ago
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee give us the scoop on the future of Bullshit!
jordanhackney 11 months ago 77
@jordanhackney According to the Bullshit! Wikipedia page, there is talks of a Discovery Channel show.
justindjg 11 months ago
@jordanhackney
If you did any research at all, you'd find that they're currently negotiating with Showtime, and that there's a potential new show on Discovery in the talks, featuring Penn & Teller.
jimgrude 11 months ago
@jordanhackney It was cancelled... what other future have you heard?
Malvisk 11 months ago
Has anyone ever considered spelling names with the "J" sound as Dg, you spell bridge with "dg" not a j but it is pronounced as brij not brid-guh. Just imagine the possibilities Dgillete, Dgon, Dgustin.
tr9000 11 months ago
Jillette, Gillette sounds like your going to sell us shaving supplies.
mikedamat 11 months ago
Jillette is better.
FatalityX9 11 months ago
As a Canadian I can say you are the smartest newfie I've ever seen, lmfao, I have family out that way too \m/
n00bslayer0014 11 months ago
@n00bslayer0014 You have to be careful saying that, the Newfie don't depend on highway 17 :P
therrydicule 11 months ago
@therrydicule
Haha, if you think that's bad hit the 401... Or any Ont Highway for that matter. At least those Nflders know how to drive. Newfie blood in 'dese veins boys, lmfao
n00bslayer0014 11 months ago
@n00bslayer0014 I did... I hit the 401 in summer 1995 going to Niagara falls from Quebec city. In my memory, it was a bad road indeed. I don't know how the hell I remember that road; no, wait, I do know why I remember that! A driver was pushing our car for hours with his big old Buick, all that under a really bad rain. Than, when my family stop at a hotel, they were talking about a deadly tornado and I was wondering how we did not crashed...
therrydicule 11 months ago
Jillette > Gillette
JustinPayton 11 months ago
Jillette is sexier
DarenHD 11 months ago
I agree with your grandfather.
my name is John , i'm English but live in the Netherlands, everyone here calls me sjon or yon (when i correct them i make a point of even pronouncing the "h").
the idea of being called gohn by anglophones scares the crap out of me, and the dutch pronunciation of "g" is a creepy throat scraping sound which get worse the more northern you go.
egodeosum 11 months ago
In the Welsh language there is a very clear and strict difference between 'G' and 'J', which is probably why I get very pissed at how inconsistent English is with them.
Siphida 11 months ago
Penn! YOU SHOULD PUT UP MORE VIDEOS WITH "BULLSHIT" REALATED TOPICS, THERE WAY MORE INTRESTING THEN THIS STUFF
coopmuch56 11 months ago 3
@coopmuch56 agreed :)
switchgears32 11 months ago
@coopmuch56 Or you should stop trying to control the content of people's youtube accounts and unsubscribe if you are unsatisfied
barghesteldark 11 months ago
@barghesteldark I dont think Im trying to " control" his content, there are just a lot more important issues in this world then whether his name should start with a J or a G.
coopmuch56 11 months ago
@coopmuch56 What, like street fighting?
ninjaswordtothehead 11 months ago
@ninjaswordtothehead What does a video I uploaded a couple years ago of some friends fighting have to do with it? But that would be more interesting then the J or G controversy. I could make a joke about playing fetch with cats but ill keep it to myself
coopmuch56 11 months ago
"It wasn't that kinda dream"
LMFAO, WTF Penn!!
DackIsBack 11 months ago
No first comments. Warms my heart.
sobeboyzz 11 months ago
He-yet-eh!
kittyeggrolls 11 months ago
lol wut?
SatanistSin 11 months ago
I think Jillette is better.
LieutenantIDan 11 months ago
watwatwatwat
volound 11 months ago