The fabulous General Kala - Flash Gordon

[xav500011]

This is not win nor epic this is LEGENDARY!

[bjroberts65]

She was Big Eddie's wife in ''So fine''

[phoenixILharabec]

sadly you dont use on of BMIO best line in history of funy lines ....

Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his BODY

[roms303]

this movie you can even close your eyes.......all the vocals, sound FX, and Queens music will still blow you away....

[jerryfudala]

Its dumb how some nobody killed a major character. I hate that...

[Darkovith]

its sexy

[tomcervo]

Prepare me for her pleasure.

[nibsize]

FLASH! WHA HAAAAA! lol

[sonicfrogdotnet]

No! Not D Boreworms!!!!!!

[DocWyoming]

0:59 I'd bore my 'worm' right there

[amberwhite122589]

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking "boreworms" were something that made you, well... bored. lol

[TheGodParticle]

I would sell my soul for a night of passion with General Kala...

[cvjucla3]

Sexy Woman.

[TheTallMan35]

Why did the villans in these types of movies (especially in the 80s) always seem to have European accents?

[claatu]

@TheTallMan35 Well easy to be explained, have a look at wikipedia (aka sometime fakepedia) and you'll see who's acting. In USA it wouldn't lead to anything naming somebody since all the races are mixed ("thanks" to zionism), but actually in real world an Italian name still means the person owning that name is actually 100% italian. So the hot girl in red is Ornella Muti (her acting is questionable even in italian language). Kala is Mariangela Melato, not an old school actress, but mid-school age

[claatu]

PS: It looks I was analytic with races but actually I was very generic, saying "I love Italian food" is actually something saying like "I love european food" which doesn't make sense because of its broader nature. So as well as Being Italian, doesn't mean anything, it's just a bloody political invention: there are acting schools and theatres, w/ centuries of age in Italy, especially in Naples, which has a 1 I say 1 unique school of acting, heritage from Greece. That is 1 hell of a difference.

[ghettosweep]

I just Ming-d in my pants



[Starglance]

Disputch War Rrrrrockit Eytshahks to brrring buck his bohddee!

General Kala is pure cult!!!!

[ratbaztid]

0:26 so freakin hot

[TheTruePhoenixxx]

General Kala .... incredibly gorgeous !

[DirtyDiesel29]

look at her just laying there waiting for me to rip a hole in those red tights.

[themillieblog]

BRING ME THE BORE WORMS......

[TheTallMan35]

@themillieblog NO!! NOT THE BORE WORMS!!

[themillieblog]

@TheTallMan35 LOL thumbs up

[jambec144]

Jeeze, after all these years, I still have kind of a crush on her.

[Glenn1441]

Kala, my favorite character in this wonderful film. Fabulous costume.

[judycadana]

Eeeembahseeel

[agwhitaker]

The naughty-evil-bad girls just seem to get you a bit more revved up.

[LibraGamesUnlimited]

Please there was little in this movie that isn't fetish fuel. That's what's so fun about it. :)

[OroborusFMA]

This movie so deserved a sequel. Instead they are milking the Planet of the Apes franchise yet another time. To hell with those damned dirty apes! Strap them to a Hawkman rocket cycle and open fire!

[mayorc]

Actress Mariangela Melato who plays General Kala, made a mistake when she said "Responsability" instead of "Responsibility". That's due to the fact that being italian the italian word for "Responsibility" is "Responsabilità". That's fun.

[Metalmanmania357]

@mayorc Wow, thats pretty cool fact.

[PrimoDragonNewBirth]

che stile la Melato!!! in qualsiasi cosa fa...

[KaiserFate]

General Kala and Klytus are both the coolest fucking henchmen in the history of all henchmen

[pinz2022]

@KaiserFate

They were totally loyal, (evil) principled, and they never hesitated to take responsibility for their executive decisions. We could do worse.

[OroborusFMA]

@KaiserFate They are Epic. With a capital "E".

[NORAK69]

Damn, that ass looks so good in the red tights!!!!!!

[tvvdo]

the hawk dudes are bad ass



[Metalmanmania357]

@tvvdo Kind of reminds you of biker dudes from the future. Those rocket cycles have got to made by Harley Davidson!! lol

[Zelkyplant]

General Kala should have her own movie....

[porkettaro77]

Grande Mariangela!!!!!!!!!!



[monkeynuts76]

OPEN FIRE!!!!

[chaucer44]

Shes so hot! "What do you mean Flash Gordon Approach?!!"

[00UrinalCake00]

Damn Lady Gaga was hot in this movie! XD

[OroborusFMA]

So deliciously awful. It's like Rocky Horror with more plot and better one-liners.

[NaClO3]

E' stupenda la Melato, l'Italia non farà film con grandi effetti speciali, ma fa film dalla stupenda trama utilizzando attori eccelsi!

[tss77]

General Kala was the Hottest Woman in the Flash Gordon Movie period.

[KrautGoesWild]

@tss77 I woundn´t even DARE to say otherwise! :D .D :D

[MikeH1986MikeH]

Sick how she melts

[ajones35]

I think showing the bore worms would have been the cherry on top. :D

[thelilja5]

Jezzz he is really named Klytus ?? :D

[criceto]

@thelilja5 clitoris+ coitus..a sort of inner joke

[tenderheart17]

Ooh...she must be related to the Wicked Witch of the West!

[braveheartlioncarebe]

NO!!! NOT THE BOAR WORMS!!!

[muggledon1]

@braveheartlioncarebe hahhhhaaaa word bitch da boar worms!

[KrautGoesWild]

Her death was somewhat... unsettling *glugglugglug*

[AngryDave113]

I so want a flame thrower ring. I don't care if it's impossible, someone has to make it happen. 

[emelen73]

Anybody else notice that at 2:03, the guard's Windows7 touch screen fails to respond?!

[smithryansmith]

what do you mean? flash gorrrrdon arrroching?

[LamonicBomb]

....keep whipping her....that shits SEXY!

[slick9888]

General Kala in leather HOT! she can whip me anytime.

[mornay77]

I love how they dont recognize aura's voice- its not very distinct is it? (rolls eyes)

[BuzbyWuzby]

mmmm that accent!

[painsey]

general kala is hot i bet she swallows

[txmoney]

"Vat do you mean, "Flash Gordon approachingk"?!?

[Peter81369]

@txmoney I'm laughing hysterically at how you wrote that.

[Bimon1234567]

TORCHA!!!

[mastmedia]

:59 Skeletor and Evil Lynn???

[yzmadwize]

"shhh scanner malfunction"

[metallianx]

the casting was perfect

[criceto]

Ornella and Mariangela!!! fucking thirty years ago!!

[zepolt]

I originally watched this movie as a kid even though I found the whipping very disturbing and confusing. I had the strangest urge to be a Ball Worm, whatever they were. And my brother kept telling me I couldn't like the princess because she was dirty and a meanie. Ooooh how she made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. : )

[chrisproctor123]

I totally want a Klytus costume.

[motownmaniax]

Mariangela is so wickedly awesome in this movie. ♥ The whole thing is pure camp candy. I'll always love it.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Prepare for torture?? What, the flogging was some kind of yoga?

[randomface54]

@hollywoodwerewolf No, just the princess' last request.

[Darkovith]

kala didnt died

[tallulahdandy]

What a woman!

[georgesimmons61]

'General Kala- Flash Gordon approaching'

'What do you mean Flash Gordon approaching?'

'Uuuuh, well it means he's coming this way (mutters to himself: what the fuck else could it mean)'

[Eliskoopa]

imbeseal! the emperor would shoot you!

[liradeorfeu]

The scene of General Kala whipping the princess is pure unadulterated fetish fuel.

[MackerelCat]

oooh I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[Purplecatsoup30]

Wow! There is something so sexy about a chick that is so bad!

[heavenlyblade]

She turned into ink????

[haigd]

@heavenlyblade how awesome is that?

[Suparian]

kinky...

[panthercat38]

I found the cocoon from which Lady Gaga sprung. And it is General Kala.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

The word "lesbo-erotic" springs to mind

[messybluesboy]

What actually WERE the bore-worms??

[MikeTMerciless]

@messybluesboy The Bore Worms are horrible, acidic creatures that are kind of like tape-worms. Instead, they begin devouring you as soon as they bore through your skin. It's extremely painful.

[messybluesboy]

Reminds me a bit of Ilsa she-wolf of ss

[insideous57]

what do you mean 'flash gordon approaching'?

love that line :P

[majin32547]

Check out Mariangela Melato in the original 'Swept Away' (Madonna remade). Melato is awesome in this movie. Blows Madonna away. You can see it on netflix.

[jakekiehle]

You captured all Her scenes... a shame they didn't use Her more, as that is the most compelling bad girl probably ever. thanks for the effort!

[jonesey56165]

NO NOT THE BORE WORMS !!!! 

[Wacek4444]

Flash, AAAAAAAAAH, he's a miracle! Queen FTW.

[unholyimage]

I'm meeeltiiiiing!

[unholyimage]

The probably were doing the whip thing anyway before all this happened!

[Wapitdownthehatchguy]

2:36 Do they really melt when they die or is it just vaporizing from that plasma ray?

[benomuzik]

1:32

[Joachim1167]

Love her "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude. :)

[benomuzik]

1:31

[benomuzik]

1:32

[TheTyaptyap]

you can see how it wasnt a stretch for them to make flesh gordon lol

[Totallyfizzle]

0:23

That's pretty hot.

[Parodyus]

Touchscreen at 2:02

[DejectedPanda]

Me next General Kala! Me next!

[SwAgGaRyT]

i found this because of jay Electronica :)

[ThaDopeShow]

@SwAgGaRyT That's pretty good!

[deltadart10]

Bring me the BORE WORMS!!!!!! I love it.!!!!!!

[drewsm14]

Flash Gorden's foes = USSR in 2010 if it hadnt collapsed.

[Archangel101576]

I just love Kala's voice. It's sexy as hell. And I also love Klytus's line: "PREPARE FOR TORTURE!" This movie was a lot better than people give it credit for.

[SwAgGaRyT]

@Archangel101576 anything Klytus says sounds evil as hell lol

[KrautGoesWild]

What was that song called? "The Bitch Is Back!"

[statnone]

ok honestly now i understand why i digg BDSM its cause of this movie i saw like 1000 times as a 8 year old, whopp whopp and some more hmm :(

[AntiGravDisclosure]

wow. what a vixen

[Nizzemancer]

what do you mean flash gordon approaching?

[roachy333]

Wow...a retro-dominatrix!!!

Imagine being stuck in a room with her and Aura and those lovely accents...whiptastic!!!!

[KenoshiAkai]

Until they bring out the bore-worms.....

[BTIsaac]

Okay, dissolving into an oil spill? That's just cheesy.

[singlemindedschitzo]

Damn fine.

[BRIGH58]

I love her strong italian accent xD

[Cathain78]

I thought she was Russian?

[BRIGH58]

No,her name is Mariangela Melato, an italian actrees.

[hackett152332]

@BRIGH58 Thought it was German..

[42underscore]

"General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching"

Best. Line reading. Ever.

[maxpower252]

What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire. All weapons. Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!!!

[frane1012]

I love this movie! They all rule Klytus, Kala, Flash...... all!

[Lockbar]

I saw this film in a theater when it first came out in 1980. I remember it being pretty dopey, but not this bad. Yuck.

[majin32547]

Stand on stairs place hands on hips and quote "I take personal responsibility in the Emperor's name!" classic.

[zark78]

she's great.

[jimsin101]

Just watched this again last night - she was the highlight of the film for me! If she'd have been in charge instead of Ming, then Flash wouldn't have had it so easy!

[MathewRusso]

I couldn't resist this....

Why hasn't someone posted the last few seconds of this video to the song "I Stop The World And Melt With You" ?

hehehe. i had to.

~M

[MathewRusso]

Klytuss is just damn creepy---that mask...Egghhh, makes me shiver. However the truly best and most memorable line definitely is "What do you mean...Flash Gordon approaching??"

Joan Collins must have been taking notes when this came out. Hehe.

--Mathew

[Laura041974]

She reminds me of Jacqueline Pearce as Servalan in Blake's 7. Interesting how both women have risen to the top through the military. Servalan is also a General, more powerful than Kala. I think Kala has worked like hell to get where she is, so she resents the Princess, who's got it all by just being who she is!

[bravolondon]

0:56 "..we don't like this at all.."

[randomface54]

@bravolondon Who's "we"???

[machtrebel]

Ahhhh..... Gen. Kala.....striking a blow for women 's lib across the universe

[slappy6817]

"I take personal r-r-r-responsibility in the Emperor-r-r-'s name!"

[coopernaut]

shame we never got to see what the boar worms looked like

[n15pca]

That voice and look of hers is so sexy.

[salakunjee]

wait for the FLASH..FLAAAASSHHHH!!

1.33

here he comes!!!!

[slappy6817]

Beautiful, evil and totally intoxicating.

[swordofisis]

Cool

[bombo149]

I always thought General Kala was bigger than any other character in the movie except Ming. She is so over the top. The perfect villainess, with her big eyes and over enunciation. I especailly love the way she enjoys torturing the princess. For her it is a form of sexual gratification.

[Doug19752533]

i want my girlfriend to dress up like that!

[r1skate]

THE Mariangela!!! So SEXY!!!

[eirepol73]

"B-r-i-n-g me the B-o-r-e Worms..."

[formless777]

No ! Not the boar worms !

[TreesOfBaylor]

1:16

[puppeteye]

she is just beautiful!!!!! great acting, she is a italian singer!

[rufusho]

Program the subject to level 6!

[ThrobertMcGee]

"Vot do you mean, 'Flesh Gor-r-r-don approachink'?"

General Kala's original name was "Natasha N. Borisova," but she changed it to sound less ethnic. (She still loves to keel moose unt skvirrel, though.)

[formless777]

Legendary comment ThrobertMcGee. My hat is off unto thee.

[RKYMTNHI]

Hmmm...the inspiration for Evil Lynn???

[shinra18]

Heh some of the funniest deaths ever in this film.

[djlync]

Oh how I want a Gen Kala costume! Queen B of Mongo!

[Glenn1441]

She's my favorite character of the film. I would draw her repeatedly when I was a young teen.

[tkhushrenada]

Pause at 1.08

there's your orgasm face. Right there

[fazholio]

who is this babe?

[arkwright74]

NOO NOT THE BORE WORMS!!!

[nicoderm]

imbesil

[LickMiblls]

i wanted her to spank me

[yanivy]

One of my favorite movies as a kid.

But shocked that the empires seal on Kalas headdress is very similiar to the star of David!!

[TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

Of course! It's the fucking Jews! LOL!

[yanivy]

Its the freemasons, I found out. But Kalas looks more star of David.

But I am Jewish so lick my donk

[TheSpiritOfTheTimes]

He's a Jew! GET HIM! LOL, kid, I'm joking.

[tkhushrenada]

a jewish freemason? How do you get free time when working for 2 world rulling conspiracies? =D

[tss77]

Sorry they did not show her enough

General Kala (Mariangela Melato)

[tss77]

All of the People who think General Kala is hot are right on the mark; (Mariangela Melato) is more Sexy than Dale Arden and Princess Aura they did not shoe enough of her.

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Vot do you mean...Flash Gordon approaching?

Dispatch Var Rocket Ajax to brink back his body!

[wrght9185]

Some of these lines are a little hard to understand due to the accents. What they are saying here is 'bore worms'. Seriously! Google it if you don't believe me.

[TWheels94]

"What do you mean Flash Gordon approach?"....EPIC.

[Dietpepsivanilla]

"Bring me, the ball worms."

[zeuspitar]

Man!I love her italian accent in this movie!It is Sooo sexy!I really like how she rolls her "R"'s and her deep feminine voice!It is soo european!When she gets shot,that was it for the movie.She has a gorgeous face and body!Even though, she is 67 now.

[retro38]

at 1:09--napping on the job!