The Man Guide to Being a Dog: The First Date

[markycincy3]

Hey sky if you have ps3 then add me on psn thanks

[zennydoo]

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!!

[wilders636]

imma dog imma dog ima dog imma dog treat her like a dog, feed her like a dog, beat her like a dog then pass her to my dogs

[jamalmortimer]

so no more parts?

[timar03]

30 Women watched this video!

sorry i had to :/

[Erduk]

Hm.. I'd rather just be myself and work on improving who I really am than lie and pretend my failures aren't real.

[wilders636]

@Erduk but being yourself never works and you never get no girls by being yourself

[3xboy3x]

hahaha you guys are fuckin awesome...

[AsianPoseiden911]

Tell her she makes good sandwichs!

[thesaintsification]

You gotta keep the girl interested like Sky John is doing.

[2enchant]

This video Rocks!

[shubroto81]

SKY JOHN IS THE MAN.  FOR ALL U LOOSERS THAT THINK WOMEN LIKE NICE, GENUINE GUYS LOOK AT ALL THE VIDEOS WOMEN ARE PUTTING OUT ON HOW THEY CAN'T STAND NICE GUYS, YET U FOOLS CHOOSE TO IGNORE THAT ADVICE AND FOR SOME REASON STICK WITH OLD BELIEF THAT WOMEN LIKE NICE GUYS...LOL. BETTER A DOG THAN A NICE GUY..LESSER OF THE TWO EVILS. WOMEN PREFER DOGS OVER NICE GUYS ANYDAYYY.

[thesaintsification]

@shubroto81 That goes to show that the future of this world has no hope.

[NegroDeSangue]

The gun to the back!, BRILLIANT!!!! Hilarious!!! I didn't see the thug veneer coming. Fantastic!!

[DubStepMaster113]

White guy broke and dosent have a goal in life

Black guy well he's fake,have goals, and a Bastard 

[01newuser]

I can hear it's you, Isobel Wren! Why isn't she on the cast & crew list?

[Jahcrooks]

Skyyjohn is the MOTHAFUCKIN MAN

[captainyamaji2]

@aussiebear22......bullshit!

[ExpressiveBeats]

@captainyamaji2 i also call bullshit :)

[kee8484]

It's uncanny lmao...

[worldclass1993]

mum the kool aid please lmao

[2Sick2Di3]

how did I NOT know about your channel before today! I cant stop watching your videos!

[bisonburns]

the white guy has no game

[kryogenikz]

ìt was exactly what you saw....lol

[cecinia23]

LOL THAT TO FUNNY

[KillyWildlands]

she has a nice ass

[mitchelllee75]

Thats straight Game this fool is Spittin!! Listen Up!

[Youngblood1701]

Wow. Gettin down on the first date. Well done john.

[Zanthios]

HAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beeautifulnightmare]

@amicizia369 LOL your joking right ? Its not only white girls... Its every goddamn race unless they get plastic surgery but i gotta say white girls look thebest

[Only1RealShane]

A playstation controller Skyy ?

Man .....

[KeithWasHere1]

you know what being a dog is? when you and ya boys get a group of chicks to come over and challenge them to a drinking contest,,but you order vodka shots and separate ice water shots..lol who do you think gets the vodka..the drunker a bitch gets the looser they get lol....friggan Genius i tell you!!!

[cecinia23]

@KeithWasHere1 U A RAPEST THAT WHAT U ARE ANY MEN THAT FEEL THE NEED TO GET A WOMEN DRUNK TO GET ASS THAT MEAN U NOT A REAL MEN CAUSE A REAL MEN WOULDNT NEED TO GET A WOMEN DRUNK TO GET BOOTY I FEEL SORRY FOR U.

[KeithWasHere1]

@cecinia23 ok i figured out your message after i deciphered your slaughtering of the English language.(grammar is free you know!)..no it is not rape if you fuck a chick after they have 1 or 2 drinks (millions have been created like this!) ..which any chick will enjoy when they go out,and most of them will want to fuck after 2 or 3. us guys just capitalize on the loss of inhibitions part..you are obviously a inept kid that doesn't know shit (like how to spell!) so go get back on xbox!

[cecinia23]

@KeithWasHere1 i rather be that then a rapest , u just mad cause u need to get a girl drunk to get booty that u have no game that what u mad about .

[KeithWasHere1]

@cecinia23 No I'm mad cause you don't know how to spell or structure a sentence worth shit! didn't you finish the 7th grade? or did you sleep during 3rd period English class?.& no i don't need to get a bitch drunk to be able to tap that ass, they are just more fun that way! if your going to comment on folks comments..at least learn how to spell and write correctly! reading one of your comments is like reading a 3 year old writing in Greek!

[cecinia23]

@KeithWasHere1 IM FROM A OTHER COUNTRY U STUPID ASS THAT THE BEST U GOT, I RATHER BE THAT THEN A WOMEN RAPEST U A LIL BOY WITH SMALL PENIS U FEEL THE NEED TO GET A WOMEN DRUNK TO GET SOME I FEEL SORRY FOR U I HOPE U UNDERSTAND THAT RAPE DUDE.

[KeithWasHere1]

@cecinia23 Well damn its about time you put a intelligible sentence together! I thought i was going to have to get a book on Mental Disabilities to figure out what the hell you were saying!

your from another country? oh wow im impressed! which one? the one where you have to shit in a hole in the ground with no indoor plumbing and and no idea what a toilet is? or the one that beheads people cause they wont convert to your religion? or are you from the one that eats dogs and cats??

[KeithWasHere1]

@cecinia23 Well damn its about time you put a intelligible sentence together! I thought i was going to have to get a book on Mental Disabilities to figure out what the hell you were saying!

your from another country? oh wow im impressed! which one? the one where you have to shit in a hole in the ground with no indoor plumbing and and no idea what a toilet is? or the one that beheads people cause they wont convert to your religion? or are you from the one that eats dogs and cats??

[KeithWasHere1]

you know whats fun? when your tumbling and swimming in the lakes and pools of unbridled,unrelenting blissful passion with the one you love,and just when the ecstasy reaches its heavenly crescendo and for a split second you and they exist as one single beautiful entity amongst the vastness and infinity of the cosmos.well then its a damn good time to whip out a 7 layer burrito with guacamole and hit them in the face repeatedly while yelling 'BAD DOGGIE BAD DOGGIE!"...yeah better than a good time!

[Pharoah7400]

So what's wrong with a guy living with his mom? Would a guy judge a girl harshly if she lived with her mom? What happened to equal gender rights? Oh wait...I forgot it's BS. That's the first insight to learning anything about the dating scene. Men and women are not equal...and very different in what we prioritize in a mate.

[06TurboVtec]

white guy always goes in for a kiss, and no way a black a guy would get a white chick hahahahahahah

[amicizia369]

@06TurboVtec no way a black guy would get a white chick? um what.

[evans4you]

@amicizia369 I hope you're right because white chicks are gross after 30

[InsaneBillykane]

@06TurboVtec Oh dear...

[kimmygalea]

if a dude acted like skyy id ask if he's gay, he's too soft -___-" id be looking around and thinking of a way to escape

[CyBeRdEmOn1234]

The white guy isn't doing it right. That's not how you get laid.

[MrKoize]

Lmao. It keeps me off the streets.

[kerrycato911]

the funny part is thats shit really works!!!

[rak000]

lol i fucking love this guy!!!!!!!!!!

[aussiebear22]

White guy character = An out-and-out loser of life.

Black guy character = Manipulative and fake.

Neither are genuine...Quality women can spot that nonsense miles away.

...Still funny though.

[HeartBreakKid714]

@aussiebear22 pshhh i've never seen it happen... lol

[Eshe4evahMore]

@aussiebear22

Duuuuh Thats The Fucking Point

[Eshe4evahMore]

@aussiebear22

N the 2 "black guy" has a name Skyy Fucking John, Best bastard ever

Love You Skyy

[Kolashov]

@aussiebear22 NNNnnnnnnno :)

[CrazyJerks56]

@aussiebear22 Racist steriotypes?

[KingNike316]

@aussiebear22

The point of this video isn't to be a genuine guy.

[princejlee]

@aussiebear22 Theres loads of single mums and women who fall for this everyday. Shutup women cant spot shit till they have a few kids with a few assholes lol

[eckett10]

Lmao!!!

[Mudoh415]

Listen to the birds Skyy. Come on man. That's laying it on thick.

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

Both of these guys are disgusting.

[86kinky86]

I want more

[WildBill1337]

lesson learned: do NOT be honest

[Larrygallis]

I WANT PART 2!!!

[DancingChakra]

These characters are not "dogs" they're LOSERS! 

[Locoroco2fan]

@DancingChakra the oldest comeback ever: LIKE YOU!

[DancingChakra]

@Locoroco2fan. Wow, you are amazingly witty. Keep it up and you might upgrade to my level. 

[iLikeCookie88]

I think this only works on women with an IQ below 80..

[shraggreg]

@iLikeCookie88 thats alot of diferent women

[iamRhythmalism]

*barks*

[metters4lyf]

Skyy is the catttt...

[tubegod21]

thumbs up if u thought that sky was the dog at first and when he was at the park with trying to be poetic and u called bull-

[tubegod21]

thumbs up if u thought that sky was the dog at first and when he was at the park with trying to be poetic and u called BULLLLL

[romeo56]

Dammnn, nice fat ass

[kingrex2005]

When do we get to see Part 2?

[Blessup13]

"I work as a consultant for firms in a merging markets" haha WTF does that mean? Love it!

[TheGenericWhiteBoy]

You never want to tell a girl she reminds you of your mom. I learned the hard way.

[lamascosk8r]

Skyy's not only a dog, he's a BASTARD!

[1Onsokumaru1]

lol'd so damn hard at "I'm self employed"

[ArGyProductions]

Toooooooooo Funny!!!

[LilBlitz116]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dj4monie]

Dayum Skyy you crazy for this one...

[LuckyNinja11]

I'm a girl and I think this is fucking hilarious! And this came out on my birthday :) yay!

[TravaTalksSmack]

Sooooo.... its the one on the right, right?

[saulwatcher88]

Real Life!!!

[coolguy701]

the problem i have is that im so vague and mysterious all the time so they just end up leaving me alone.

[snyperkyzer]

@coolguy701 ..jus gota be more creative dude..it will work...u'd be surpized at how many times it does..

[d00msdayx]

great vid - subbed

[sesshoumaru3st]

I notice all the bitches are hating on the video.I know why.These Washed up old bags are all over age 30.Loose dried out pussy holes should be quiet and let the rest of us enjoy the humor of the video.God damn,where are the young sluts when u need them.

[jjlatinopedia]

@sesshoumaru3st dried up pussy holes? LMAO!!!!!!!!

[snyperkyzer]

@sesshoumaru3st cause it worked on them...they wont tell..Pride ya know!

[bleachboy100]

25 guys aren't dog 

[albrionS]

Skyy dis all seem familiar to me dred lol.

[kolbewithaK]

orgasm donor

[kolbewithaK]

orgasm donor.

[ushasa]

I might not like it, but thanks for letting me know what a dog looks like and all the tricks and shit you all pull, lol.

[LadySePe]

The big,fat,sloppy, Black Gorilla Boy scene is just not reality.He's sitting out in public with a blond, white woman? This should never b; thank God it doesnt happen in real life.

Black Boys R DOGS!

[ChristoffTheBoss]

@LadySePe and what are you ?

[sesshoumaru3st]

@ChristoffTheBoss she is an old rotten slut hole. It's not hard to see.

[dj4monie]

@LadySePe WTF? End of the longest line. Post-Racial America? Here's your proof America.

[LilBlitz116]

@LadySePe lol well this is supposed 2 funny not real but i can c some nigga played ur dumb ass.

[snyperkyzer]

@LilBlitz116 chicks where meant too be play-d ... ask around u'll hear lots of stories...

[snyperkyzer]

@LadySePe ... in ur wildest dreams, could u be wrong? has anyone ever mentioned too you that opposets attract, ever?....ever-ever!

[gachman]

This is a racist video... where's the asian dude T_T

[stichway]

that's the nice guy's route to being a dog Skyy, effective but misleading try the asshole route less strings attached, either way you still will be getting some pune. win win situation.

[Bigrich693]

textbook!!!!

[blackraider777]

ofcourse the negro is the "dog" and the white guy is a loser.. and the negro knows better what the white woman needs that the white guy... i guess that affirmative action for you

[Ojokernegro]

@blackraider777 Don't pay so much attention to such details, they'll prevent you and others from enjoying the video. Quite a lot of white guys are dogs and a LOT of black guys are the worst kind of losers (the type that lives in jail), everyone knows that.

[snyperkyzer]

@Ojokernegro losers always get the Puzzy first...i know u know that..right?

[blackraider777]

@foolofremorse they do in usa, cuz they have no foreskin

[smackie9]

Ya I agree with yelenastanke....I'm a girl and I find this hilarious! I want to see more!

[denizdrogba]

lol.... girls can like this one xD

[yelenastanke]

Your'e sooo wrong, I like this one!!

[MustBeFiend]

@foolofremorse i remember the first time i learned about masterbation

[jehangir666]

hahahahahahhahahahahhaa woof woof

[Tobarxp]

so basically.... LIE! :D

*takes notes*

[ballzyification]

hahhaa skyy bro

[RockerDuk]

ahahah this would never work in scandinavia

[alfarex25]

boring -.-,

[Kommerzman]

Haha you gotta be a real bastard if you pretend your dad is dead just to get in a girl's pants xD

but i like it^^

[chocolateluver117]

Seriously Skyy no girl would believe you and if you said I reminded you of your mom I probably would have bitch slapped you

[BLACKBINLATIN]

@chocolateluver117

LOL damn its like that

[nycit]

Classic!!

[taurusfaerie]

this is retarded...any woman with half a brain would see right through this

[imcriticizer]

I don't know... I've dated a loooot of woman and ... guy 1 was for sure a weirdo and guy 2... the first thing she'll say is " are you gay?"

[FashionFarfalla]

oh no... this wont work on me..but it made me laugh.

[Fabo0315]

Good shit.

[wanker89]

I wish I can be this manipulative, even though I don't live with my mom, I is broke. But sigh, I go on to wank.

[SkyIineGTR]

it worked!

[rainbow1892]

Nice!!! Im taking notes!!! skyy! funny video

[burningjelly4lyfe]

i love how while skyy says all that stuff his shirt says "orgasm donor"

[MathiusProductions]

3:55 I hate when that happens

[OneMinorProblem]

no girl want to be told they remind you of there mother... i learned that the awkward way..

[rross27]

My addition to the always fantastic advice of my man Skyy would be too not talk much more than this, if the girl is an energetic one. Let her talk most of the time (like we can stop that) and lay it all out there so you can get a better idea what shes into and use it to your advantage. Dont judge or try to analyze what she says, just agree and smile a lot. Most women like a man who is confident but not cocky, mysterious but not super shy. And NEVER look at another woman, gaze into her eyes only.

[trilfy]

SKy has a ps3? i never knew that

[GirlPilot89]

i'm a girl and i think its halairious ....because if anyone falls for that shit then they deserve it XD

[demonic87]

@GirlPilot89 Theres a 90% chance you fall for this shit on a daily basis. As much as you think you don't, this crap WORKS.

[GirlPilot89]

@demonic87 hah please I was practically raised by guys ..let alone the fact that every girl should know that guys are almost always full of shit XD

[OMGWtfHii]

hahahahahahaha i'm a chick and i love this!

[iceprincessfm]

umm if i went on a date with guy 2 id think hes a fucking weirdo

[snyperkyzer]

@iceprincessfm ..u'd be suprized how many werdio's get the P..stand out side an look at the folks that pass u ...they came from some where!

[sesshoumaru3st]

@snyperkyzer lMFAo ur funny,but so true man

[ThriceDog]

Women won't like this video because it's just this easy to manipulate them!

[ThaRealestRican]

I have the highest rated comment! I guess I'm not alone loooooooool

[Kommerzman]

Funniest Skyy video ever!! Great job. Can't wait to see the next episode!!!

[Dixavd]

I'd be honest wouldn't it freak a girl out to say they are alike to your mother - because that would frreak the shit out of me for a girl to say "hey you remind me of my dad... wanna come to my place?"

[af1iRockNIKES]

I wouldn't be vague at all about my job. One of the many reasons why I love being in the United States Army.

[debit256]

skyy is boss

[TheJosephBanks]

LMAO. That boy Skyy smooth.

[zapbolt]

LMAAAO SKY THAT POETIC SHIT WAS SO GAY

[bddblade]

Lmfao, hilarious.

[OplzITSCreez]

This is so joookes

[ExeLFloorball]

Hahahhaha.:D

[reyo88]

Fuck! This shit would probably work

[YajT89]

Thing is a lot of girls would fall for that... Then we become bitches and get even!!! =D

[glossyxokizzez]

omg i love this series! make more! hahaha and im a girl!

[BMcheddar]

More!!!!!!!

[Foreignia]

so stupid, but i loved it

[toepro]

Damn skyy! don't ever give chicks this much insight to the game again!!!!!!

[35823582]

@toepro lol I know right, that’s the only reason why I feel uncomfortable watching this video, knowing that he is giving girls inside on game

[Tethros]

That girl is my cousin! Hi Marissa!

[remakese]

"you guys have a lot in commons"

?

[skyyjohn]

Next episode we're tackling "The Friendzone"

[JusDesireable]

@skyyjohn I'll be linking that to 99% of my friends, the poor not getting any bastads.. lol 

[JagZZZoR]

@skyyjohn I LOVE YOUUUUU!

NO HOMO!

[wingedserpentwarrior]

@skyyjohn uuugh I LIVE in the friendzone, it's a shitty neighborhood where nothing goes right

[armin3442]

@skyyjohn aka "the your fucked zone"

[kuunami]

@skyyjohn

yes!! The friendzone aka, "the land of no return" aka "the pussyless vortex of DOOM"

[EckoMunky]

Lol wow. that white dude was an idiot.

[bigbrownsnake1111]

i like how you wear your orgasm donor shirt on your first date

[damatick]

make more videos like this!!!!

[Tvownsu]

the way i get to know women is sitting in a van wearing a trench coat and sunglasses, then just watch them everyday.