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  • The Stig>Chuck Norris

  • that's to fat to be the stig and looks like he washed his white jump suit with his pink undies - it's not completely white

  • Some say he has diabetes on his left index finger,and that his childhood drawing crayons where entirely in the shape of Wayne Rooney

  • Some say he can lick hes feet standing up. and if he went sky diving he wouldnt need a parachute.

  • Some say that he could lift an elephant just through the power of suggestion

  • Some say he once beat chuck norris in a race....

  • FAKE HAHAHAH not the real helmet

  • Actually he drives a fiat 500 because the Stig is Michael Schumacher and thats what he drives lol

  • @ssadriank stig is not michael schumacher. that was only a joke from top gear to kick off the series.

  • both the top comments are class

  • The Stig doesn't drive to work. Works drives to the Stig.

  • would have been better if it was a reliant robin

  • if i were the stig i'd drive the fuckin' batmobile...

  • Some say that he does`t even exist.

  • Some say that some say things about the stig, saying that some say some say.

  • Some say he had a fist fight with Leonardo Da Vinci because he wanted to colour the Mona Lisa in with crayon and he has no idea what a car is.

  • some say he doesnt love raymond

  • some say his eyes flash red whever hes mad or not

  • he drives a fiat 500 from the interview when he reveals his head( if he only had 1).

  • well... its no at least it is not a lada xD

  • some say the stig's long lost brother is simon pegg

  • @MrBoxer7811 Thought it was Jay Spearing :P

  • Some say that his lectures about democracy have inspired the people of arab countries.

  • i thought it was the Hyundai ieo

  • Wrong suit brand, wrong shade of white (Stig's is bright white), and this "Stig" was heavier then the real Stig Ben Collins or the orignial Stig, Perry McCarthy

  • Some say the Stig seems to have faded in the wash.

  • That isn't The Stig, race suit is not the right brand

  • We all know he's a humanoid feline who eats livestock.

  • Some say he can change his body shape and his helmet is actually his head.

  • B/S

  • Some say his real name is Adolf Hitler...

  • Some say stop saying "some say"  because its fucking annoying.

  • @Azureecosse Some say people can say whatever they want, even if it's fucking annoying.

  • @Azureecosse Some say it's not that fucking annoying.

  • Some Say hes wife is a Buggati Veyron and his HoneyMoon was on the Nurburgring Track

  • Some say he once pissed into a Semi-Trucks fuel tank. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

  • @Legolas117 lol

    

  • @Legolas117 I'm pretty sure that's Chuck Norris.

  • Some say he has scared Chuck Norris into permanent hiding all we know is he is The Stig

  • Why do ppl hate on mini coopers....there pretty cool, I prefer Nissan skyline GTR r34. But minis are cool if u actually look and drive one

  • This is fake stig clearly drives a space ship

  • Some say that the stig is Chuck Norris in a racing helmet....

  • @1470cool Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig's racing helmet.

    Bam.

  • @UnleashTehNoob Chuck wishes.

  • some say he is the opposite color of his suit.. and that his helmet as small initials " M. J " all we know is.. he is the stig!

  • Some say that he is chuck norris.. but all we know is that he is called.. THE STIG!

  • this is not Stig!if you noticed in other videos his muscles are not that big!

  • Stig drives a jet fighter

  • this is a lie. stig uses his spaceship

  • Fail, wrong suit his firesuit is made by Alpinestars. This is the Backup Stig.

  • which pixel's the stig?

  • Some even say he knows the secret of cold fusion!

  • so. most Chuck Norris jokes have become The Stig jokes... About Chuck Norris...

    you people just can't let him go, eh?

  • Fake.

  • Stig doesn't drive to work! They keep him in a cuboard somewhere in the building! Don't you people remember when Hammond told us what it took to be a Top Gear presenter? He showed us where they kept the Stig! XD

  • fake! we all know that the stig drives an G-Wiz!

  • The Stig doesn't drive to work. He is put in a box until needed.

  • @GhoulH8r The Stig doesn't drive to work, work drives to The Stig.

  • @Cueseca No the stig is kept in a box until needed. They are very rare and hard to find so it is nessicary.

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  • wrong helmet.

  • haha i thought it was the sti

  • some say his heart runs on oil, and that he once created a black hole driving a honda civic... all we know is

  • fake!this stig has a bigger built..bs!

  • The stig looked fat

  • some say the stig is Ben Collins

  • @cb7pwn Some say Ben Collins is an ungrateful, contract breaking bastard and bribed the judge.

  • Some say that he even keeps his helmet on while visiting prostitutes.

  • Some say that his droppings can be found even as far north as York

  • did the person who portrayed the black stig die?

  • @irock700 No, the black stig was Perry McCharty... He reveiled that information on his biography and he is 49 years old.

  • Some say when He takes his helmet off and the kids look at him they Turn in to stone on the spot

  • No he drives a Camry

  • The black stig was also white, just his Simpson Helmet and the race suit were black. Both their real names have been out for years almost now. : )

  • That’s not stig. The stig wear’s different outfits

  • all we know..HE'S CALLED BEN COLLINS

  • @CORTASH55 YES, THE WHITE, LATEST STIG. the first STIG WITH THE BLACK OUTFIT HAD ANOTHER REAL NAME. it's all in wiki, you know! : )

  • The Stig is Chuck Norris

  • @Larsonthedrummerboy The stig is Chuck Norris' father

  • @dLnaab Some say that he is both Father and Mother to Chuck Norris.

  • That stig has boobs

  • some say the stig lost a fight against two scouts

  • some say the stig got attacked by 2 scouts and lost

  • noobs

  • some say, some not,,

  • Some say Jesus walks on Water, but he flies on a lap !

  • all we know is... THEY CALL HIM THE STIG!

  • The 590 people who disliked this video will be destroyed by the Stig.

  • @mejasond ....Some say  he`s making a list and checking it twice.

  • Stig knows Victorias secret

  • @Zenedarr i know victorias secret . who doesnt

  • @thedarksmoke1000

    *Facepalm*

  • @Zenedarr Stig is Victoria's secret.

  • Some say he killed Black Stig because he is racist.

  • @rainerfilm some say hes the most interesting man in the world

  • these comments are better than the actual video

  • lol bigstig.

  • "SOME SAY HE IS THE SON OF JESUS.......?"

  • some say he won THE GAME.

  • some say that he is a very big fan of fords, and that he has never driven one, because he will never drive one, all we know is hes called bergerac

  • some say that he works as a clown for his part time job, and he also love banging pickles during his free time..he is called the stig

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  • lets bum bikers mmmmmmmmmm

  • wow, the stig looks fatter than before. do you think so?

    by the way, i think the stig drives to live

  • some say that the vuvuzela is his mating call

  • Too fat to be Ben Collins , NOT wearing the correct Alpinestars "White" race suit rather than this piss stained beige effort and his Simpson Diamondback does not carry Simpson logos on the Visor . He did wear a "Jays" suit in the early days but then wore a Simpson Speedway which was a vented version of the RX8 worn by Black Stig

  • @BadgerSV650dotOrg actually ben colins did have a simpsons logo and one time, when he trained katie price, he had a beige race suit, but this is still fake

  • @stig11011

    Never had Simpsons logo on his Diamondback lid , and as I said he did used to wear a Jays suit back in the day with a Simpson Speedway lid which did have Simpson logos on

  • Some say the stig won the Dakar rally, the World Rally Championship and the Formula One championship in that same car, and that he has no driving license. All we know is, he's LORD STIG

  • a mini with a logo on it...some say Clarkson is a tosser!

  • some say he knows 2 facts about ducks and there both wrong

  • stig is chuck norris

  • what was that?

    waste of time.

  • thats not true. The stig comes to work with the bus

  • Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks. And he can open a beer bottle with his testes. All we know is he's called the Stig.

  • Some say that under his helmet is only another helmet.

  • some say that he was a mayor involed in a sex scandal, and wears a helmet to cover his identity, and that thinking about the pleasure off it, helps him drive fast.

  • some say he gives gps units directions, others say he is the president of the planet neptune. all we know is, hes called the stig

  • Some say he gets confused by goats

  • fake. different helmet

  • @bakerbean1 no, he wears two helmets, it's his clothing that give it away, but your'e still right, it's not the person people say whatever they say it is

  • Thats not the Stig.

  • Some say, he drives a Mini One D lol

  • That isin't Stig . Stig's white and this guy is kind a yellow ...

  • well... 1. he sure got muscle's

    2. i like the way he's walking!

  • Some Say he brushes his teeth with..live rabbits

  • some say hes not human but all we know hes called the stig

  • some say he doesn't work when held upside down

  • From the registration, that BMW Mini Cooper was registered in Maidstone between September 04 and February 05.

  • The stig is like the master chief of cars

  • that's the wrong helmet if anyone didnt catch that...lol

  • @karzymutha11331 he got a new helmet (that looks like this one) like 7 series' ago

  • some say the stig is smaller....

  • some say he can't walk backwards and that he is afraid of color green, all we know is he is not the stig, it's his copycat wannabe stig, who can't afford a better car than a mini.

  • some say that hes bored of being introduced like this,and that if anyone should flog a dead horse it should be him..all we know is hes called the stig :P

  • I say that's not the stig. His pectorals are too big.

  • Some say under his helmet lies another helmet

  • some say he is not Michael Schumacer like they made him out to be

  • Huh, I didn't know he drove to work. I always thought he just lurked in the trees by the track.

  • some say he gets paid to drive one's car faster

  • some say he is the man to defeat chuck norris in a fight

  • Some say, that he got an exhaust pipe in his ass

  • some say that he's a Rabbit teeth, and he currently holds the fastest time in eating a carrot, all we know is. he's called the Stig XD

  • some say he's affraid of scouts, and that he can divide any number by zero.

    all we know is, he's call The Stig!!

  • some say hes Chuck Noris!

  • some say he only know two facts about ducks ..... and that both of them are wrong

  • some say he is allergic to ducks.......

    lol XD

  • Some say he out ran the police from the south to the north boarder of the United States, on foot.

  • I saw him in a MyVi~

  • some say he still has a use for his appendix, and that he once found a negative square number.

    all we know is, hes called the stig

  • some say he has a heavy right foot "nah i dont think so" all we know is he's called the stig

  • some say that people come on youtube to say the same thing over and over again on stig videos,all we no is hes called CUDDLES

  • niektórzy mówią że jego jądra posiadają własną grawitację

    my wiemy że nazywa się Stig!

  • Some say that his sweat tastes of root beer...

  • some say that his crash helmet was moduled on Britney Spears's head

  • some say he sucks the moisture out of ducks.

  • Fake ..

  • some say he went back in time and fathered himself...

  • i sday that he has all body build from carbon... :D

  • some say, one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady..

  • @TasricT ahahahah ! that's funny !

  • @TasricT Pop Was That u Stig

    Ah No Pop

  • some sat that he is an ilusion

  • schummacher loves mini coopers?wtf?

  • @MrHumerousify

    It's not Schummacher...

  • No, it's Susan Boile. Doh.

  • Some say, that his genitals are on backwards.

  • some say he drinks petrol, and pee's carbon monoxide.

  • I don't believe it he drove a car that was ping less than 100 miles an hour wait gotta be fake no way could he drive a car that slow. 

    Lol

  • jesus can walk on water, the Stig can swim on land

  • @oogeer thath's from =3

  • @oogeer lol

    

  • My neighbours got a car that looks the same as that one wait no way is he the stig no he's 67 and fat so no

  • haha ;)

  • some say he gets in the car after he gets there