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  • I love the cut-away to thumbs-up Jesus.

  • Awesome!

  • I don't know why, but I absolutely hate you

    I actually don't mind most YT atheists, but you make me sick

  • lol! My type of humor

  • ahahaha whats worse, the guy that doesnt believe in fairy tales or the douchebag that hates on people for not believing in their fairy tales???...........

    soooo how is the bible proof when it was written hundreds of years after the supposed "events" in the bible were done, by people who werent even there????

    nice example of Christianity........believe me or youre dumb.........

    the bible is only good for one thing.......providing me with rolling papers.......

  • yo man fuck you

  • Haha!!! You would never hear a pastor tell that passage!! Great shit!

  • this is a joke right? lol

  • LMAO

  • He's trying to be as funny as Theologikos, but he ain't

  • Oh,Yes sorry,I couldn't watch until the end the first time I watched the video because I were a little bit disappointed....

    Sorry for bad english

  • Die you,fucking religious!

  • @Redandblueable you didn't watch the video did you...

  • You are ridiculous guy, only fucking stupid idiots believe that shit .

  • @TheWarwarcar no you are the fucking idiot haha dont even know he was taking the piss, what a moron.

  • LOL

  • This video sounds reasonable.

  • sounds reasonable, hahaha

  • lol this video is ridiculous XD

  • Ohhh shit he's taking the piss guys. This is a piss take of christians not some hate mongering speech. Watch the fucking video before you even comment. Why are there so many people that are as thick as pig shit in this world.

  • I hear xtians say that all the time - about looking at any page of the bible and finding something awesome. Next time I'll challenge them to do it, because there's crap like that on most pages of that book.

  • Too funny!

  • I believe in harry potter.. he EXIST in the book O.o

  • Bullshit. The bible is only a fantasy story.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What government policy can we come up with now, based on this scripture, to make sure that America is good with God? I'll leave that to Michelle Bachmann.

  • lol............duh

  • THE BIBLE IS ONLY A BOOK WRITTEN BY THE HAND OF A MAN

    you believe in someone who doesn t exist only because you scared to fight the truth.

    if it can help you... why not... BUT YOU JUST SHOW HOW WEAK THE HUMAN IS

  • @caliwestcoaststyle23 Mate, this is making fun of Christianity. Call down.

  • @HimesInu religion is the main cause of every wars.

  • @caliwestcoaststyle23 I wouldn't say every war. The vast majority, yes, but then there are political reasons, the Revolution and War of 1812 and WWI was for political reasons.

  • @HimesInu and today?

  • @caliwestcoaststyle23 Partially religion, partially oil, and partially out of blind patriotism. I did admit that the vast majority of wars were caused by religion.

  • @caliwestcoaststyle23 "How weak the human is?" You hate your own species? Then do the homo sapiens a favor and slit your wrists-make sure its parallel to your arms not perpendicular, bitch.

  • @AtheistsliketoTroll don't call me bitch.... i aint got nothing against believers ... if i gotta say something about religion, this is what i'd tell. but when i watch a video made by an extremist, ant its name is "die you fuck atheist", i just wanna break his face

  • @caliwestcoaststyle23 WATCH the video at least. Do you know the contents of every single video just by the title? Are you new to the internet? It doesn't even take 30 seconds to see that this is a JOKE.

  • I loved this. So freaking funny.

  • lol great satire man! X'D

  • hahahaha! brilliantly done

  • lol

  • fucking christian i muff your face

  • I'm a teen, and I just got finish masturbating four hours ago no one didn't put me to death yet.

  • Hahahaha, sweet.

  • well you definetly sound smart today you dumb mother fucker

  • God killed someone for ejaculating outside of a woman?

    Man, God is going to kill most teenage boys. This will not help our struggle to support our ageing population. Thanks God, you jackass!

  • ATHEIST FTW!!!

  • Harry Potter is a much better novel.

  • LOL

  • Sorry, I accidentally clicked the dislike button when I thought U were a Christian

  • @lordinvencible What are you then? I'm not an atheist

  • @lordinvencible That was very christian of you to say. How cynical can you be, everyone has their own choice. Try not to be so cynical

  • To those who think this is serious business... this video is obviously sattire.

  • @lordinvencible you are fucking shit. go suck a priest's dick...or better yet, kill yourself, so we have one less close-minded stupid fuck on this planet.

  • @lordinvencible you are fucking shit. go suck a priest's dick...or better yet, kill yourself, so we have one less close-minded stupid fuck on this planet.

  • @CoDgaf1 lolololololololololol watched the vid for the first time. I was preaching to the choir. this guy is pointing out mistakes of the bibal.=.= Trolololol. Anyways most people by now know that the bible is for stories. not for Do this do that. Its a pretty fun story. I read it. great piece of fiction. You should do the same. There is alot of wisdom in that there ol' book.

  • Christians believe that Christ came and superceded the old Mosaic law... Which is what those scriptures deal with. So not entirely relevant to Christianity... More to Judaism...

  • Im atheist YAY!

  • this is obviously joke:)

  • first of all you dont command us its our fucking soul we dont need a youtube piece of shit video insulting atheist this is highly offensive for any one who doesnt belive , and the fucking book you guys christians are always fucking around with its a lie no one belives it sounds like desperation for christianity in a hundred years no one will hear of you guys so better deal with it and yehhh this

    FUCK GOD , FUCK JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOUR RELIGION ITS WORTHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • @LightsG Watch the video you fucking moron, it was making fun of Christianity.

  • OFFENSIVE ASS HOLE YOUR STUPID "GOD" IS DYING OUT AND IT DOESN'T EXIST HOW DARE YOU OFFEND ME YOU WILL PAY YOU WILL PAY CHRISTIAN I CARE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GOD OR FUCKING JESUS CHRIST I AM SO GLAD JESUS DIED HAHAHA YOU ARE BULL SHIT!!!!!

  • I love how the 2 highest rated comments didn't even watch the video. Humanity is becoming unbearably dumb.

  • @SROD12321 lol true

  • @SROD12321

    Humanity as been 'unbearably dumb' for a thousand years... We have Religion to blame for that.

    As for the video, I lol'd.

  • @TheVindex Yeah, even though it was Religion that brought your ignorant and arrogant ass out of the dark ages.

  • @SROD12321 you mean became...heheheh (:

  • don't get mad at atheists, just pray for them.

  • This is hilarious. 

  • The Bible is a book of bullshit, Harry Potter is less bullshit than it. It's a fucking story book, the Quran too and every fucking religious book, It's just bullshit and i can't get how anyone can believe in this bullshit after 2000 years.

  • the bible is full of shit..but nobody will believe it...you cant teach a pig to sing as it will only oink oink oink...have faith that u can stick ur head in fire and see hell..just do it...and have faith and it will be so..also during jesus days evenyone mainstreamingly thought the world to b flat lol including jesus himself

  • FUCK ATHEIST FUCKHEADS, LOSERS WITH NO LIVES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT IN SOCIETY LIVING IN SADNESS SPENDING THEIR LIVES ONLINE AND TALKING SHIT!!!

    NO BODY CARES ABOUT YOUR VIEWS - talk to the hand.

  • @TheFreePisces Christians (and other religious sects) talk shit online (and off) just as much as atheists. The "talk to the hand comment" just reinforces the view that religion creates close minded fools who can't properly analyze anything to reach a logical conclusion. Also, you are probably twice the loser you consider him to be.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Made my day. 

  • lmfao hahahah this is 1 of my fav vidz on youtube lmao good job man wow funny funny

  • To people who don't understand this is satire... please, for the benefit of humanity, end your lives :0(

  • i thought christians were peaceful and can accept the fact that people can beleive in what they want?

  • you are hear in america probly you think its ok to kill a new born in a woman, and its ok to change the world and give gays rights to change the meanig of marrige. do you not understand this is a holy book. this is the mind of god..t he power of gddyouare hldin you fruit. you soft american science television watchin..funny makin retard . you have no soul and youll never understand the glory of god. why dont you start from begining ,. you dont even know why god did that ..

  • dude dotn you understand you fuckin goofey.. god is not human we dont know god. this was million or years ago or sum . god first ended the world with water.. sum say the earth is god. but you would know it. but god is in the skie. gods word was the law and everything that god does he does for a reason.. his law is fulfiled casue this was his new oth with man. he was going to kill all men all wicked men who would have brought the end worst on us. now he was makin isrealites. he wasnt playin

  • i hope this is a fucking joke.....if its not.....WOW.....you are fucking dumb

  • People clearly don't understand that this was religious satire. He was making fun of the "tolerant" and "peaceful" nature of Christianity by picking a page in the bible that expressed just the opposite.

  • Your a annoying dumb bitch.Atheists are completely aganist racism because of evolution and Evolution is real. Your god is not.

  • "Die you FUCKING ATHEIST! "

    how "christian" of you to say that..

  • @dune310la

    did you watch the video or just read the title, comment, and leave?

  • @dune310la did you watch the video?? He clearly doesn't mean it, the title is to grab attention

  • @dune310la hes jokeing hes no christian

  • @dune310la did you watch the video???

  • atheists are fucking ignorant and they all deserve to burn in hell for thousands of years christians are on the right path and they are on the good road they will have a nice afterlife and the atheists afterlife will be fucked up !

  • @martinmarine80 why are you so obssessed with that whole concept of afterlife? Fuck you and your beliefs fuck all religion fuck Islam fuck christianity fuck boudha, fuck every god damned religion and what kind of afterlife do you deserve? sucking cock for eternity? fuck you

  • im a muslim i i think ur a fucking prick dissing athiest like that is better then ur stupid religion

  • @shuceyb123 lmao what? he's being sarcastic...

  • @shuceyb123 ur braindead thats wat u r

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  • nice receeding hairline

  • hey dude instead of picking random try reading more than 1 at a time they all sound nice 1 at a time mix matched but more then 75% of it is war death torture prejudice and all that bs how nice right? an every1 should love the bible its my best selling book in my fictional section of the library lol jk

  • How much god and his people loved life,world,knowledge and evolution...That they want us dead now

  • Whoever thought this video was for real should believe in God.

  • satire at it's finest

  • people, its just a fucking joke xD dont get so angry haha.

  • hey i´m believing in god too, but i have my playboy here and let us look in the middle ohh eva you are my lovliest forbidden apple:-)

  • yeah, the death of a christian, that's acctually wonderfull to me and many others :D

  • @11vacation11 That is a terrible thing to say. Why would you wish that on anybody? Christians are peaceful, conscious, and welcoming people like everybody else. You wish death on people? Is that seriously all you do? I truly hope you don't mean what you say.

  • @musicluva13579 Really? I bet you have never heard of the Crusades or the Spanish Inquisition.

  • I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Man I came to this video all gear up to insult your ass like no one's buisness. But after watching the video I just refused to beleive it was real...So I went your page and found out you are actually an Atheist just like me...So Cheers!

  • this men is ugly SEXIST HOMO GAY MOTHER WHORE TOO

    I BELIVE THAT

    AND JESUS WAS BASTARD

  • he look like gay

    i mean very gay

  • lol it's a fucking joke man lol meridan frost is an atheist

  • You can read!! Yay you fuckin assho

  • religion is opium for the word!

  • To anyone who believes in that "better place" or so-called heaven, please be so kind to kill yourself and let us rational, reasonable people build THIS world into a better place, without you're dumb religious ass around to destroy our hard work!

    you will be happier, being with your imaginary god in that heaven and we will be happier to, finally getting some peace in this world!

    So fuck exploding muslims, hypocrite jews and a big fuck you to childraping christians all over the world

  • @lukerogers

    Wow. Disgusting bigot..one step away from doing the dirty work yourself, aren't you? Ready to kill for the glory of rationality and reason?

    But did you know, the very system you served and helped create has no need of you? You are the placenta for it's birthing - but it is religious in it's own right, and when it is awake and aware, it will systematically hunt down and kill every atheist within it's grasp. Christian too. And Jews. You stupid tool...and now, it is too late to act.

  • @MorpheusOmikron your god doesn't scare me bud, its your choice to live in fear of it. ...fuck allah!

  • @lukerogers

    It is not God who I was speaking of....

  • @MorpheusOmikron well then fuck the devil 2

  • @lukerogers

    It's not the devil either. It's a human institution you idiot.

  • ha, pretty good

  • Nice one :)

  • Dude People that are violently religious are Wrong. wronger than athiests. God(s) do(es) exist(s). It is a fact. For Humanity cannot comprehend or have created infinity with the a+b=c logic that is our fold. There is was something that made everything else. including itself. What that was or is is unknown. For knowledge does'nt exist. -_- im going way to far into this just fuck you you piece of shit person. and athiests are wrong. but on the path to true enlightenment as apposed to main streams.

  • @SikYoshiProductions What an awesome argument you just made. You have fully convinced me that you are right. Your logic is completely solid without any holes in it whatsoever. Praise (the) God(s) that do(es) exist(s) Am(en).

  • @SikYoshiProductions Humans can comprehend how we were created so it must of been done by someone in the sky. Your fucken stupid. Thats all god is good for. Its just a cop out to answer questions that we dont know the answer too.

  • @CoDgaf1 Oh really? cuase thats not what i said. I said That if you go up instead of down in ancestry there cannot be an unlimited number of Living things for us to have come down from. Becuase everything that lives has atleast 1 parent. that its the offspring of. but that cant have gone for ever for how did the first one come? Thus There must have been some living thing that could create itself from nothing. <- is what i talk about being god(s). Anything else besides that fact is unknown.@ss!

  • @SikYoshiProductions Evolution 101:

    Things change over time.

  • Too bad people can't see this is a joke. Funny guy.

  • So wishing someone's death and cursing is okay with god? God must be pretty confused with his rules and ideas.

  • I bet you jacked off after that you sick FUCK!

  • The old testament-An easy laugh for atheists and a tool of confusion for christians. :D

  • FUCK RELIGION

    FUCK RELIGION

    FUCK RELIGION

    FUCK RELIGION

  • @depeoppp Way to be mature.

  • atheist are fucking hypocrites they will attack Christians for believing God but when we say something about them they get all mad and start crying and try to change the subject

  • @ominestforcast You're a failure at life and being human. :)

  • @ominestforcast Usually an atheist "attacks" the religion itself, not necessarily the believer. If a theist asks me if I am a nonbeliever (which I get a lot by the way) I will answer them yes and give them reasons why, which they usually take as a direct insult, and then personally attack me...and that is shit I will not stand for.

  • some day there will be a word without religion, hehehehehe

  • @dynamothomar As long as trees are wasted for religious propaganda, there will be religon. :'(

  • hahahaa...this was good. i thought for sure you were another server drone. Great satire.

  • LOL FUCK RELIGION IDIOTS.

  • fuck athiest 

  • I'm an Atheist. The Bible clearly states that all Atheists shall be tortured and burned in Hell for all eternity. If you actually stand beside that theory that just because I don't agree with you in a matter means I deserve to be tortured forever then you are a very evil and cruel person. I'm sorry if I insulted anyone but I just have to say that because I having been dying to get that off my chest.

  • @crazy99176 so you believe God and it wouldnt be cruel if you wernt an atheist oh and yea it a THEORY thanks for agreeing the it is a fact now we know atheist do believe God

  • @ominestforcast Don't speak for all atheists. he's just one.

  • @crazy99176 Long story short, you have a sense of self and because of that, you must suffer for not conforming. It's completely and utterly logical! (sarcasm)

  • fuck you motherfucking retard. my gun is real. your god is not.

  • @kevmanev Shut up. This is why atheists need to grow up. Christians at least have a conscience and know how to treat people right. You obviously are extremely opinionated. There is no proof that there is God, and there is no proof there isn't. So stop staying unproven things, get a hold of yourself and find better things to do.

  • @musicluva13579 errrrr you cant disprove the flying spaghetti monster either. the flying spaghetti monster pretty much sums up the retardation that is religion.

  • @musicluva13579 youl find that atheists are far more evolved, and most quite rational, lets not forget how religion held back science for more than 1500 years. embrace science as it only seeks the truth, the same science that helps you put across your backward ideas. as for proof of god, you know the old argument, try and prove all the other religions false, or the flying spaghetti monster for that matter. its utter nonsense, its merley an outdated tool to control the masses.

  • @musicluva13579 HAHAHAHAH oh my "god". Damn just realise there is no god. Religion could be pleasant if it was real.. God did not ever existed. Explain why there is pain, dead and violence, hatecrimes, racisme. When god created everyone and wants to create peace and harmony? iTS LIKE IS SAID TO YOU , I BELLIVE IN POKEMONS. and you would say, but they do not exist? There is no Prof LOL

  • Dude i think jesus fucked you

  • Is this a parody or is this guy serious?

    I honestly can't tell.

  • Go blow the licckle baby jesus in a manger.

  • I've got my Slayer album right here.

  • you cant even read your bible correctly.. fucking idiot

  • Atheists FTW!

  • god is manmade

  • haha!

  • this video is a joke, but an unfunny one. 

  • @CaveofTwoLovers Because you're a little pancy christian, jokes ain't funny when you're laughed at.

  • @Imhornydadcomeinside

    hahaha and you think i am a christian? you are a complete fucking ignorant retard. xD

  • @CaveofTwoLovers We know you are xD

  • @Imhornydadcomeinside

    oh so you are a 12 year old, too? how about you grow some fucking balls, then grow a brain, THEN post a comment. -_-

  • @CaveofTwoLovers Oh please, that's just not a mature comment.

  • @Imhornydadcomeinside

    are you visually impared? is it impossible for you to read what you are saying?

    and one more thing.. i am still seeing no brains or balls when you post a comment. Now run along to your mothers arms, tell her a bad person on youtube is being mean to you.

  • @CaveofTwoLovers Are you dumb? Yet I see a little frustrated child trying to insult me. Redo, do it right.

    Yes you may blush, your comments are now just too lame to take seriously.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR RELIGION IS BETTER THAN EVREY OTHER THEN YOUR NOT A CRISTIAN OR CATHOLIC YOURE A PUNK FAG IM NOT ATHEIST OR ANY RELIGION AND U KNOW WHY? BECAUSE ITS ALL FUCKIN RETARTED SO FUCK YOU U LITTLE CUNT FAG BITCH

    P.S. doesnt got teach forgiveness in your religion.. so forgive others dumb fuck

  • no one cares about a fictional book

  • if i were trapped in a library then the first thing i would burn would be the bibles and religious books

  • Love your neighbor as yourself... Die you FUCKING ATHEIST! ? Sounds like a Christian

  • *Spits on your Bible* :3

  • "I have my Bible here"

    LMAO!!!

    "I have my comic book here"

    lolololololololol

  • @Assault912 Sorry brother, but referring to some peoples' sacred books as comic is not funny. You just are a lousy atheist. As being a Christian, I could have a much more rational conversation than you could.

  • there isn't anything wrong with believing in something but if there wasn't such a thing as gods and etc, i'm sure there wouldn't be as much suffering. i don't like christianity because it seperates everyone from having friends. just because others don't believe in what you christians do doesn't mean you can go around saying athiests are going to hell. i like to think in a more scientific way than supernatural. one day, science will explain everything for us. nerd.

  • im tired of your bible bullshit, i will pee on a curan, bible, and old fucktament

  • @mczr00 You need to learn how to spell.

  • @Haruhide86 i know

  • Religion + israel = war.

    fuck the religion ;p

  • Why must they have gay ass preachers like you guys on youtube? If, there is a "God' the why dont we have the same 'powers' he does? Why cant we do what he does? Answer me if you know..

  • @SyxxPAC228

    fuck yeah and who created this "God" then? :O

    he cant just spawn from nowhere xD

  • @KeepOnLimpin This isnt MW2, there are not any 'respawns' in this...