Resident Evil: The Annoying Merchant

[osmanpbs]

he is worse than the anoying orange

[reaperchainz]

lol.. i watched this when it first came out it was hilarious.. good times good times..

[MateusFolletto]

Just who is the merchant? is he an umbrella Spy?

[bboychi1]

annoying merchant? no he's a legend.

[Erador]

The Merchant is my favorite character in the entire RE universe, in all honesty.

[XxBudjavLebacxX]

shoot him and get all for free xD

[reggie46404]

@XxBudjavLebacxX That would be too easy. Capcom would never allow that. Heheheeh!!!

[THEAREA51NICK]

INTRO OF REDNESS THEN DARKNESS TE WHITENESS at 1:53

[psichomosaicpokesim]

Want the puppy...

[TheFarjack]

what are ya buyin? what are ya sellin? what are ya buyin? what are ya sellin? that all strangah? hehehe thanks strangah! WELCOME! that all strangah? aaaahhhh ill buy it at a high price. hehehe thanks strangah! come back any time...

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

i always kill the merchant after buying stuff. 

[ViToosLuiViToon]

Looks like that guy is jerking off.

[brocktonsfinest20]

LOL! "What are you doing with that gun??.....strangah?

[khriisiie]

HEHEHE' bastard ... xD

[TheAjuria]

well it looks like he do wants it jajajajajaja

mi want waffles o_o

[aaron75fy]

you're annoying, stop being annoying STOP BEING SO &^%&%$ ANNOYING! fine, this will stop you being annoying. let's check for stuff... nothing??? OMG HE'S EVEN MORE ANNOYING DEAD!!!

[joeymoncivais]

i...is he jacking it?

[meglovesJessieJ]

That puppy is really cute :)

[METALLICARULES11]

couldnt you buy the puppy and kill ashley and send the president an message saying sorry ashley was dead when i found her but heres a puppy to make up for it. you could actually do the president a FAVOUR by killing ashley lol no more screams

[masterofsprite]

he had me at puppy

[subzerosanijs]

why thats my best friend in re4 hi helps me every time whit hes guns

[mrghetoful]

and how does he fit all that shit in his jacket

[luizbrown100]

@mrghetoful  é

[nnaasseerrroe]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[imadragon100]

lol if you try to shoot the merchant in the leg it goes through him

[mortalkombat4life]

whats the song at the beggikning

[mrghetoful]

@mortalkombat4life the resident evil printer music or safe room

[gabrieldbz13]

1:21

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap ...

[Hakkun9872]

1:16 Yeah, we like waffles! Give me those!

[GimmehPie]

Lul he is jacking off.

[birchtreeful]

here it is rocket launcher with unlimited ammo i know you want that right leo... i mean stranger LOL

[thelostgirl98]

my cellphone? waffles? a puppy?

lol luv it! :D

[WolfSweetie64]

That was good, but I would of loved an RE4 gun sound effect. Other than that though, that was good.

[lifeinsepia]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[54829341]

how much is the puppy?

[kingblue888]

I like it.......

[VampirSchaefchen]

I'll take the puppy :>

[BlaackBow]

...Stranger? xDD

[rpgwarlord2012]

Merchant is not smart...

[Recoverxx]

The merchant should have been the final boss

[skulldead546]

LISTEN I WANT A COPY OF RESIDENT EVIL 5 ahh screw it *shoots*

[SethOmega]

When the f*** did he turn British!?!

[TheRshelp2009]

X3

[resaron]

i found it funny. i wouldve liked it more if the island exploded XD

[Danniel568]

loool

[bubblefish17]

1:38, "I know you want it right Leon? Um I mean stranger." haha XD

[ShevaMaster772]

Mad funny lol at the cell phone

[7kennr]

Stranger? What are you doing with the gun? STRANGER? *COCK BANG*

[ValdusBlade]

Whaddya Buyin? Whaddya Sellin? lol

[PrimoBarney]

In every RE4 videos I've seen at least 1 perv. It's either some comment about Ashley having an orgasm, Ada being hot, Leon being a faggot... and now the "masturbating merchant".

By the way, I like the video!

[DemonicGhostwithin]

you suck at voice acting

[GigaAndy]

Honestly though, how could you NOT think he's masturbating?

[upupleftright17]

I like it :D 

[supersonicfanful]

want some waffles?smokes?crack?

[shellnmize]

I like the merchant but this is just too funny not to like it. :P Good job. It's funny. My cell phone? A puppy? Some smokes? Might as well sell your blue flame and your bandanna. :P

[cooldude5611]

ok how bout my cell fone unlimited text and income calls for 2000ptas per month

lol

[modernwarfarerer1100]

ahhh a rocket launcher with unlimited ammo im sure you want that leo.imean stranger?well you can have it.....FOR 2000000 PESETAS!hahahahahahaha.....hey­...stranger whatta ya doin with that gun?stranger?

boom! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hella funny revenge on that fucking annoying merchant

[neoparshath]

Ah... I'll buy it at a high price!

Hehehehe... Thank you...

[juliusmonkey11]

sex

[WolfgangPain]

OMG WAFFLES ;D

[jenniferbrat]

I subscribed. :P Hopefully more people will watch it now

[mestarilapsi]

Stranger? Whatcha doing with that gun?

Stranger...?

[BirdSafari]

boring

but still funny

(not really)

[coolman035]

salzar is easy

[ultraguyful]

ok i feel bad for the merchant

[Mendibel2]

good video

[m4w5]

a puppy? lollll

[annyelapascow]

heheh.. bastard (lol)

[ThaProd1gy]

1:00 lotion 4 masterbating

[yoshi45]

i thought it was funny.. screw the haters

[MasterUltraBall]

hey,hey apple,hey

[wikhuuw]

he reminds me of doraemon's pocket

[Solon1]

This was supposed to be funny? Felt like an akward stand-up trying his best. :(

[pedro50262]

a puppy ?

[DESPERAN0]

lol: my cell Phone*take* fights saddler *phone rings* *saddler dies*

[fairyboy5311]

@DESPERAN0 we dont need a cell phone to kill saddler,just ashley's annoying voice lol

[toastedwaffle5]

once again it was a waste of time and maybe my time or your time

who knows???

[NailBail]

@toastedwaffle5 I made this thing 3 years ago today. I've had 150 000 wasting their time since then. I know of it's (lack of) quality. People see the title and go "OMG video game parody!". I'd defend myself if this was my own characters and ideas, but it's not. It's a mediocre RE4 movie that you clicked on because you liked Capcom's franchise, right?. These comments are indifferent to me, but please feel free to keep posting "lol he's masturbating" or "sux faggot".

Peace!

[TonyMontannapotts]

@NailBail pure epic i died of laughter

[TheFlamethrower2000]

@NailBail i disagree with him its awsome

[thebordemz]

@NailBail Don't listen to what anyone says... I lol'd so much when I saw this cause all of this is true! He's annoying and I'm glad he's finally dead. XD And I like how he just keeps pulling out random things... a waffle? My cell phone? A puppy? XD lol!

[HayateGekko973]

@NailBail ...lol

[dhepermana]

@NailBail Not so bad IMO. Good ending.

[webb101094]

@NailBail lol up the animation a bit, the dialogue was funny as hell

[TeChN9Ne238]

@toastedwaffle5 I have to disagree I think its a little funny.

[toastedwaffle5]

@PumaM12LRV yeah i really really didn't like it. In fact hate it but its a strong word but i really really don't like it ehehehhe

[Killarila]

Mechant: ummmm hold on a sec i know i got it here somewhere......ah here it is rocket lancher with unlimited ammo, very......

Dr. HAX!: HAAAAAAAAAAX!

Merchant: WT......aaaaaaa

that should have happend after 1:36

[SpitFire3009]

you suck

[6728wolf]

well wut is he suspose to do on his free time

[millicay666]

Figh against Saddler:

Shotgun: FAIL.

Rocket Launcher: FAIL

Puppy: Saddler dies with one shot.

[leonskennedyrocks]

ummm does the waffle and puppy have unlimited ammo?

[deividas56]

@leonskennedyrocks They cost 10 million ptas so i think yes

[webb101094]

@leonskennedyrocks what about a scope? im not buying a waffle if theres no zoom option

[ARMagEDdonWATCHER]

@leonskennedyrocks Nope. You have to upgrade them first haha. :)

[BobbyUzumaki]

Merchant: I know you want that right Leo... uh I mean Strangah

I laughed at that part

[TylerTheHedghog]

STOP MASTERBATING YOU SICK-O!!!

[linkrulessonicsux]

OMG puppY! ultimate attack:POOP OF PUPPY!!!

[rachelreading]

Looks good, just keep practicing and you'll get even better.

[alienmyth543]

waffle and the puppy

[SieghartzBR]

the only thing i hate about him is that he doesnt sell ammo.

[eriktheinfectedbfl4d]

@SieghartzBR well ammo is next to him in creats or barrrels you have to smash em or there just near him right next to him so the amo is fee realy :P

[The1andonlyA13C]

some smokes? A WAFFLE? a puppy??

[KrispyApplez]

WHO IS MYSTERIOUS STRANGER!?

Why he help much, he Castlevania 64 merchant?

[mrnachos312]

i want the phone

[mentalguy316]

i dont get it........ in the real game why cant we kill the merchant and steal his guns and upgrades???

[elguapo161]

if you watch this vid without soud it looks realy WIERD it look like he's masturbating

[darkguitarlord23]

I'll take the puppy!!! =3

[MikeMsDaughter11]

some waffles? a puppy? XD

[hayman180]

the merchant was a bastard at the end

[YumiKimiKimo]

your mean if you dont like him don't talk or look at him oky dude

[Kailuh727]

the person that does the voice Leon does the voice of the Merchant, talk about irony

[NiiHatsai]

He looks like the acolyte in warcraft.

[qui164]

its like he can teleport his places r so close to each other plus he gets everywhere b4 u do...and how much he has in his coat....and 1st time i seen him...i thought he was flashing me his dick XD!!!!!!!!!

[Paintballer4life534]

@qui164 no not everywhere, when you first meet him in RE4 he comes after you wake up in the shack

[candyxxx2006]

roflmfao xDDD

[WhatAreYouBuyen]

Don't Make fun on me!

[yberfly]

merchant isnt annoying

[Mully1992]

... this video is so awesome omg omg omg

*SARACASM ALERT*

[shadowgilgamesh]

take the smokes leon, then you can be more like solid snake :D

[FCChelsea2010]

I like the merchant cause in 95 % of cases you can save the game next to him + buy and/or upgrade something

[ujo1934]

...is the merchant a mexican

[Deltawar1234]

Know whats funny you can shoot him in the game to shut him up.

[bohemiangrove]

fuck everyone, this was pretty good.

[JaguarsSoul]

Leon is mean 0_x

[gameplayerandmacker]

try giting thro the whole game on pro with no new weapons and upgrades? you can and hes not even close to how anoying as my parints ar -_-"

[gameplayerandmacker]

@gameplayerandmacker cant

[mashman502]

no no dont blame this horrible creation on high school kids... he's just not that good at flash

[fireyblackdragon]

i wish you could just kill his ass then get all the guns and ammo he has

[azariablack]

i kinda like the merchant guy he gives me free ammo

[painXXsama]

failed high school flash attempt...

[NailBail]

not even, Movie Maker.

[Jester6662]

@painXXsama well at least you like sucking cock

[moonyjacob]

@painXXsama Not flash, it's paint pictures put into Movie Maker in a certain way to give the impression of an animation.

[69Zombie69Queen69]

"some smokes? some waffles? a puppy?" oh god the puppy thing made me laugh just the way you said it

[2262523]

not enough cash, stranger........motherfucker

[xxxkkk100]

merchant is nice

what do you buyin?

what do you sellin

what do you tuning up ? '

XXDD

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

what i dont get is y did the merchant neve bother asking his name

[uzimdn592]

all zombies is ashley i can only say. CLONE WARS!

[john70jake]

It sucks how he seems to be around after a huge fight. Every time I see him I'm like, "DUDE! You obviously have a lot of weapons, why don't you help out!"

[arianamilla]

masturbation

[jasonschneider8]

nice shotgun nise i no who the stranger is its leon

[TheShadow620]

I like the merchant.

[neroinaction]

do you know that the voice actor of leon is the same person doing the merchant voice?

[brounsugar]

@TheShadow620 i concur. if there were no merchant then you couldn't buy health sprays to heal yourself. i think he is awesome.

[redkillerXX]

0-0.........lololololololllooo­llloollololololol

[lindimaster]

i wish you could kill him and then take everything for free

[shakennotstirred17]

NOT ENOUGH CASH STRANGER!!!!

[Lioness936]

lol

[Lioness936]

lol

[blackroseyoukai]

he he funny. i love the way the merchant talks, but it creeps me to think that you run into him EVERYWHERE. Kinda suspicious if you ask me. Wouldn't be surprised if you run into him in the toilet. Anyways, great vid.

[aaron75fy]

heheheheheh cool heheheheheh cool

[JusticeLordM]

haha nice end ^^

[DJaywuzhere]

It would be cool if you can hijack the Merchant's merchandise/equipment.

[thatrubberducky26]

i thoust so too before

[flautaroo]

leon ups extranger

[Coolmankp]

"did my best with the merchant voice x_x"

But you never said "mate" or "on the barby" XD

Also the merchant is australian right?

[Slic3R1]

i think he's British

[falklypse]

best game ever

[bsarchi]

is the merchant masturbating?

[windowsVD]

LOL.

[MrSaadi100]

@bsarchi hahahahah nice one man :D !Q!!!

[ThePerfectAtheist]

I tell you ever since I played this game 4 years ago I couldn't stop playing it the merchant is fun! :) And is your best friend in the game.

Hehe Welcome!

Which is why he's my favorite and I have him as my bg :P

[GOLDsonic105]

Merchant is awesome ,but this "flash" is garbage.

[souljaboiy1]

NOT ENOUGH CASH! STRANGER!

[nga066]

well i have the merchant giving me ammo every now and then, if u upgrade the ammo part of your gun when having 0 ammo, he doesnt just upgrade the ammo but refill the gun, that isnt a cheat just an easy way to have ammo to kill those annoying garradors and regenerators

[lokihel666]

dont even tell me u have trouble with those..... just knife em damn not that difficult

[LoriusCy]

i think the merchant is cool

[halogmr]

@LoriusCy u wont after ages of playing the game... his voice just gets on your damned nerves after about 7 or 8 times of seeing him.... AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DEATH6983]

hahahahahahah oh i pooed

[dycamm]

lol it looks like hes jacking off

[0oNic0o]

well, well ¡THIS IS A FUNNY VIDEO!

[kyubii677]

he has all theat junk but never any ammo what's with that

[fanOmania1996]

that was really funny pls make more

[computerfreek1234]

noooooooooooooooo!!! the merchant 's dead! when i played resident evil 4, i shot the merchant, and i thought he wouldn't be there for the rest of the game! but i loaded my file, and i turned around from the typewriter and he was there! ':P lol!

[mokirayou]

nouuuu!!! you killed the merchant!!!

[mynameisman66]

i love the merchant :D

[GrimMonster210]

funny how the merchant dosent sell ammo

[communistleon]

stranga *BOOM HEADSHOT*

[ghostface871]

Thi s video suck to the core