Crazy Croatian Eurovision song with Misheard Lyrics! #1

[brice140140]

ahhahahaah

[rapljwop]

The melons taste best of all! But I can't stand that broccolli!

[Sulke944]

That s not true ,I now croatian , and that s not the true lyrics of this song.

[zeleeena]

OMG, I'll die from laughter, and I'm Croatian :) ....thanks for improving the song! I couldn't believe we sent this to Eurovision, but I'm glad that it at least make people laugh...keep up the good work!

[ilikeamazon]

27 people passed the broccoli.

[Snakey2012]

Can someone please lend me a bowl.

[myrthe66]

Lyrics are extraordinary!

[TheKostajnicaBoyz]

SUBTITLES ARE FAKE!!! 

[SecretTrollAccount1]

Its a traditional Croatian song about Russian Cars. About how the springs in the seats often leave scars on the buttocks which is regarded as a sign of true manhood in Croatian folklore.

Czepklaskrary!

[xDevoutAtheistx]

@SecretTrollAccount1 ... I do not understand what you are on about.

[CROvalentina]

Hahahahahaaah... i'm from Croatia, but it makes me laugh every time..:D

[BoringGamingHD]

Kids don't forget! NEVER PASS THE BROCCOLI!!!

[vukicabj]

this is fucked up to understand even if you're a croatian native speaker

[CherryBlossoms2013]

hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha omg funny! :DD

[xXwapa98xDXx]

LOL HAHAAHAHAH! I love this ver. XD

[TwilightBizarre]

Oh man I laughed so hard XD even though I'm from Croatia this is awesome :D

[asindgi]

25 people like brocoli.. ;)

[FerryGraf]

This video is so damn awesome! xD

[SanBeanzie]

Just EPIC!!! Makes me LOL so much!! XD

[MsBasrak]

Ahahahaha so funny :D

[Keinajuliet1]

Hahaha I love it

'I hope I'm sent to take home spare lasagna' lol

[ComeCloser131]

wtf lol. SRBIJA <3

[ironmannichi]

I cant live without soul cheese either...

[bluecharms4eva]

Ur kidding me those the words

[myrthe66]

I like this vegetable song.

[myrthe66]

WHAT IS THIS? I`m lying under the table laughing.

[moramnavozacki]

hahahahhaa dobraaaa! :)))))

[Jebivjetrovic]

good one mate, i am from croatia and i like everybody with good sense of humor ;)

[dirofreak]

ROFL !

[1cecr1me]

ROFLOL! :))

[cr0atennis]

love this 

[xB4C0NH4WKx]

Maybe he was shouting to his wife "One sugar in my cup of tea"

[dmsxxx]

"but never paas the brocolli"..............we all should be aware of this...

[amneris4ever]

tesko mi je povezat ove rijeci kad slusam pjesmu, moram se koncentrirat jer znam jezik ahahah al smijalica :D

[crotube81]

ajme umro sam od smijeha haahhaahahahahahahahahah

[ScarlettDuchess]

Genie needs to phone Dr Nayman...she ate too much rhubarb lol

[DragonMasterThlayli]

You know what you really shouldn't do? DON'T SQUEEZE THE GELATINE!

[lmac1970]

My eyes are RED from crying with laughter at this. It really gets good when she goes "I can't be bothered. I'll go shoot some hare ..."

[Achatina]

Lend me a bowl!

[andrewlawrence2209]

One of lives greatest mysteries: "Who put curry in my rhubarb?"

[160890luka]

this was the worst croatian entry...awful.. and i am from croatia

[melodyintrance]

"Pass the broccoli..." Need more!!!

[videospajza]

OMG. xD This is amazing. I can speak Croatian, but when I'm reading the misheard lyrics it's really weird xD

[yyttroll]

"Two vegetables scream for more" - that was hilarious! ))

[zackeemzy]

Pass the brocoli , pass it yourself

[Eurovisionary33]

Ohhhh my god I love this song, its definitely a 2007 favourite for me....but every time I watch this I can't stop laughing XD Love that you managed to make it all about food too....hahaha can't wait to do one of my own

[mciklic]

awesome! ive always wondered what it sounds like to people who dont speak croatian. just like i wonder what english sounds like to those who dont speak english. fuckin hilarious.

[raoubveugelles]

Oh my God, this is great!!! I love this kind of phonetic versions (that's what I call them. Look at my channel, I do those in German). I bow to superior talent - and it would be stupendous to hear a recording of this :-) Very well done! I want more!

[MrVlada011]

dont squeeze the gelatine! lol!

[niki89m]

But NEVER pass the broccoli LOL

[medenjace1]

hahahha

[DivinePonies]

Great!

Even to Croatians, it sounds like english when text is read during song :D

[dasmysteryman12]

I feel these guys. I like broccolli but I hate the smell of it when it's passed... :D

[GKKERD]

Amazing

[guineapig598]

opps i ate ur sou; cheese

[JustLikeCro]

You could visit whole Croatian coast from Umag to the Dubrovnik... ^^

Greetings from Croatia... ^^

And yes... great lyrics... XD

They just sux, but your lyrics makes this song much much better... XD

[BigBosnia]

XDDDD

[Lucythevampire]

Nadi si zivot debilu -.-"

[Orlabobz]

haha brilliant!

Ok so some parts are a bit off....but others are spot on!! brilliant!

[SoulessMonster]

LMFAO. I'm from Croatia. I always wondered how Croatian sounds like to other people... if we sound like this I wonder why people don't burst out laughing when they hear us. x'''D AWESOME. <3

[BlogerSK]

KRIVI PRIJEVOD!!

WRONG TRANSLATE!!!

[PrettyGabiii]

hahaahaahaa apistevtooo !!! :P ~no comments~

[ramninderr]

omg hahahahahaha

[Einhanderrr]

im hungry

[1Deacyrus]

that's so wrong lyrics !!!!

because i'm from croatia and song goes like this:

meni je bol ,to što te nemam, živim a znam da te nemam,you'll never know how much i love you,you'll never know how much i need you,ako mi pogledaš u oči,čuješ da dugo skrivam bol....

you don't know make some lyrics on our songs! I know our language is hard but don't do that if you don't know

[Okalsson]

Wut, that curry in rhubarb bit is just grasping for straws.

[yyttroll]

Hilarious!!!! 12 points!!!

[xxxxdaniblonexxx]

thats absolutly hilarious i salute whoever made this video :P

[jasonzvonareva]

Im croatian but this is halarious ! nice !

[herrrune]

I think I am dying. I laugh so hard!

[Uatemydoodle]

lol.. hard for me to follow the words since i understand it though :( good job though

[MrPreetyCro]

holy sh*t, i died, toooo funny :D

[croatianboy14]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah...........i don't remember when this was on eurovision...this totally blows.....hahahahhaahhah

[oomodzinho]

hahhahahahahaha so funny. Somone was so high when heard those lyrics.

[lijaa]

im from croatia and this is so HILLARIOUS!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhaha­a

[smartg159]

fucken asshole those lyrics are not right

[yohanne14]

hahahahahahahahaha xD

food lovers xD

[glossylollipopgirl]

:L:L who put curry in my rubarb dat made me lol

[manfromrs]

Great!

[19xUNITEDx58]

not croatian.

[jubawubaboy]

THIS SONG IS NOT IN CROATIAN, it is in the so-called 'stokavian dialect' spoken by 80% of so-called Croats which is IDENTICAL to Serbian language, real Croatian is the cakavian dialect which is incomprehensible to stokavian & needs translation, whereas stokavian & Serbian are IDENTICAL, no translation needed. See wikipedia for these terms & examples.

[as1p23]

OMg So Fucking fun! :D

[gilfinjo]

This is hilarious!! Should've done it with these lyrics...Greetz from Croatia...

[vukicabj]

Lol, I'm too from croatia. And the song is crapy one way or the other :D

Now, at least it's funny...

[konjino78]

lol i am from croatia, and this is too funny, but  dont think that song has stupid lyrics

[theBMH]

hahahah this is ten times better when you speak croatian. good job :D

[BAHUKAYO]

lol on the lyrics. it made me laugh. i wonder what this song really means

[EAxMaverick]

@BAHUKAYO It is about love... When you speak this language the subtitles seem pretty stupid...

[Marija621989]

Vjerujem u ljubav - I belive in love :)

[sfrankola]

Greetings from Croatia! This is better than the original! Now I understand why we did not win with this song.. :-)

[jocon307]

@sfrankola LOL, it's not a bad song at all! It's very interesting to me how good the singers English is, and also the Croatians who are commenting here. And now my english sounds pretty bad. But you know what I mean!

[mciklic]

@sfrankola Exactly why! i have translated a few people's lyrics from croatian to english and explained to them that it wont work... it just sounds funny. they dont get it. they have to hear it from a forced different perspective like this. this is perfect. awesome.

[KissMuahhh]

@sfrankola hahahahaha dmit ur nation isnt the perfect one is absolutely perfect !

[plaviprozor]

I wish I could forget croatian for just a few moments so I could hear what you're hearing and really enjoy this! I'm sure it's hilarious! good job! :D

[guguigugu]

haha this is crazy! greetings from croatia! come to visit! most likely you won't be mugged!

[xDevoutAtheistx]

haah would love to visit! I think Split looks a beautiful city!

[IIEFcenter]

@xDevoutAtheistx i just visited Split, and yes I do believe it's most beautiful city in the world!

[guineapig598]

@guguigugu qhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhh cgez

[illusionistica]

lool. Im from Croatia, and I love your version better. In fact, when you read lyrics and listen to the song in the background, it actually sound like U write it. goodWork. XD.made me laf.

[xDevoutAtheistx]

thanks mate :)

[LijepaNera]

lyrics are silly :))) but not at all similar to what he is singing

[VeTeCe]

hahahahahahaa.....But never miss the broccoli!!!!It's my favourite part :D Good job

[ShuPac2]

he he this is awsome -  Croatian is my nativa language and it's super funny to see this missheard translation - it almost sounds like this

[The1Renato]

(refrain) Cuz' I believe in love that you didn't wanted And the only thing for this heart remains is to dream and I won't let it to wake up x2 (english part) If you look in my heart, you'll se that You still live here For me the world without you does not exist (refrain) Its not the pain that I need you I live and I know that I don't have you Sorry for any mistakes as i said before this is my own translation

[The1Renato]

This is translation on my own hands: XD

No, it isn't pain, that I need you

I live and I know that I don't have you

(english part that you understand)

I hide my pain here for a while

and those lyrics from my song:

You are like salt on my wound -( that is saying It means that you do somthing to someone to make him hurt more even though he is hurt already)

[The1Renato]

Ako mi pogledaš u srce

Tu zauvijek živiš ti

Za mene svijet bez tebe

Kao da ne postoji

(...) x2

Ne, nije bol to što te trebam

Živim a znam da te nemam

**

[The1Renato]

Ne, nije bol to što te trebam Živim a znam da te nemam *english part* Ako mi pogledaš u oci Tu već drugo skrivam bol I onaj stih iz moje pjesme: Ti si k'o na ranu sol (Jer ja vjerujem u ljubav To što nisi htjela ti A ovom srcu tek ostaje da sanja I ne dam da se probudi ) x2 **

[Merchant2006]

Who put curry in my rhubarb?

I lost the will to continue breathing, I'm just in tears with laughter and i cant stop

[slip2509]

lyrics are sick ;p

[Markonim]

Awesome!!!! Better Then Original IMO!

[HRVATICAAAAAAA]

hahah im croatian, and they ofcoruse dont sing like the text says :P but i was very funny hahahahah it almost sounds like it :P

[nekizmijavcanin3]

I'm from Croatia... And I wanna say that they realy say "you'll never know how much I love you, you'll never know how much I need you!!!"

[gatodeshrek]

There's any croatian here?

Could you post the croatian lyrics, and a translation?

Thanks.

[henyyy]

Croatian here....this song is shit.... thank you :)

[CODCroatia]

I'm a croatian and this is hilarious.

theese lyrics are better then original xD

[mhtsos190]

exactly never pass the broccoli!!

[dudeman561]

lol this is jokes!! yer ppl listen to the woman dont stalk the trademan!! lol its funny

[daLmatinka09]

looool im croatian and i can speak it but i cant understand what their singing in this song! there were some words that i could pick up but was distracted by the lyrics hahahahah the lyrics are hilarious

[Uatemydoodle]

same here ROFL

[Manhattan2400]

This is hillarious

[alicerockzs]

we watch this in school so funny lol!

[1306973]

I'm Croatian and just I can't stop laughing! Great!!!

[mateoljevakovic]

this song is super but you dont understand this song like i do very bad comment for croatia this year

[kewelltr]

when i walk in street , i remember this song and start laughing , people looking at me .

What did you do maaaan :D :D I'm thought to be mad :D

[xDevoutAtheistx]

ur not alone.. i played this like a million times over whilst i made it and perfected it. i always find myself singing it in the middle of class!

[kewelltr]

lolllll asdasdasdas superb lyrics xDxD

But actually great song.From the best ESC.

It is ESC 2007.ESC 2007 Rulez!!

[dddux]

LOOOL!

[cotrioa1]

i hate that song! im from croatia lol

[94ayd]

Some sounded 100% believeable. LOL!

[ProvGANG]

crazy

[Vukovarac]

tears in colour, adams soul..

put one sugar in my tea..

take home spare lasagna..

BAHAHA!

[ColdFireGurl]

Nice!

You actually came up with a misheard word for 'ljubav'! xD (rhubarb)

Kudos to you! A friend and I made a misheard lyrics to a Croatian song, but we had trouble with mishearing 'volim' and 'ljubav'.

xD Nice job!

[Raspalee]

Lol,Im croatian so its hard to hear it but it made me LOL

[holyvail]

nonononono not the broccoli!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaNBeanz]

Hahaha! Very Good! They sure hate brocolli! XD

[eurovisionpizza]

heheheheh very clever. i'll never be able to listen to this again without laughing

[CroTechno]

basahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha i can't stop laughing

[majmunko23]

hahahahaahah

good job

[novomore]

hah I'm croatian so I can't really get into all this english cause I hear croatian.....but "take home spare lasagna"...lol....I could hear it too ;D

[lovelymomof3]

Remember, NEVER pass the broccoli

[xPer0x]

Ja Vjerujem U Ljubav - I Belive in Love

Jerk

[xPer0x]

Idiot....Go To Your Mum And Learn English! You All Are Idiots <.<

[yeehah82]

All I see is more empty snails! Too funny!

[ILoveTheNannyAndLWF]

it was as if this song was abt food..~~ lol~

[ILoveTheNannyAndLWF]

lol~ who put curry in my rhubarb!?! XDD

[powerup151]

Ummm... This song made me hungry.

[VelvetKisses1986]

LMAO! Fab lyrics dude! Subliminal food messages FTW!

[gotha]

this video is very funny! :D

but anyway, what's the song name? it's actually cool you know :D

[roniie20]

the song is called I believe in love...and it is actually quite a good if you listen it a couple of times ... of course, if you understand it x)

[allogenia]

What the fuck is this shit?

[Truthseeker1412]

ROFL Don't squeeze the gelatin! It really sound like he's saying that!

[ziher5]

hahahhaha nice one

to je bila najgora pjesma poslje stikle na eurviziji...

[cotrioa1]

užasno

[Bodul15]

Ne nije bol to što te trebam Živim a znam da te nemam You never know How much I loved you You never know How much I need you Ako mi pogledaš u oči Tu već dugo skrivam bol I onaj stih iz moje pjesme Ti si k'o na ranu sol Jer ja vjerujem u ljubav To što nisi htjela ti ...etc

[Nanashi123]

I hope I'm sent to take home spare lasagna too!

[MorbidAngel4444]

LOLLLLL its al about food ahaha subliminal messages nice one

[liesjust]

It said it wasn't a translation at the start.

[croreddwarf]

I'm croatian and i can't find it funny.But when you don't know the language must be very funny.Greetings from Croatia.btw,eurovision is crap.

[rifsberjasulta]

Haha! Thank you for that video, I laughed so much. This made my day :)

[sorrynocando123]

He doesnt even sing that this guys a dumb cunt, dumb aethiest go kill yourself.

[xDevoutAtheistx]

of course he doesn't.. are you so dumb you can't read descriptions or the beginning of the video??

also, if you're religous, i'm sure your god doesn't approve of your vulgar language or threats.

[Siro201]

your stupid first its not on english so learn the language before you do something like this

[FjanTz]

lmfao

[adrikos1]

hahaha very funny!!! see and my eurovision funny videos and comment plz!!!:P

[natkobajic]

hehe, good :) I'm a Croatian so it was hard to hear some of your lyrics, but funny anyway :D BTW, liked this song, sorry to end up at so crappy position :(

[EvChiiiKa]

hahahahaaa, I watched this video half hour ago, and I'm still laughing xD, it's realy great!!!

[happyspuds]

oh my god im in tears who put the curry in my rubarb

[happyspuds]

that is fucking genius