how about the democrats and others (it's possible not to belong to one of the "two parties")...are there no sex crimes there? i like this guy, but he's kind of one sided...
@clemep The difference is that those on the right are often dead set against these things in public, whilst they do them in private. The left generally have a much more live and let live ideal.
It's not the sex that's bad, it's the incredible hypocrisy.
@mrbobmanbob agree.... Roy is the heir to Professor Tom Lehrer.... another topical intelligent musical satirist from the 60's and 70's. the rhyming schemes are almost identical... Tom did his on piano tho.
This song does never get old, at first I was hesitent but then I realized it's just good old Ted Haggard is Completly Heterosexual with a spin on it. Great Job!
I think it's the list of the guilty that makes it (although it helps that every time I hear 'Larry Craig' there's a Daily Show skit I'm reminded of...)
The Haggard version is better musically, but you take your favorite song and sing about something completely different. The list at the end of this song is the best part. All but Ted Haggard are listed as Republican.
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Thanks to all you glorious 'christian' Republican closet cases, who did so much to discredit Conservatism with your gay-hating and hypocrisy. If not for you, we might never have discovered that yes, it IS possible to have a President even worse than Baby Bush. The Larry Craig and Ted Haggard scandals did much to turn the voting public against the Republican Party. Thanks, Guys! You helped kill America. Hope you're proud!
Yeah, probably, but I doubt that John Mcain would have had serious policy differences. His views on the economy were just disgusting to me. I personally think America would've died either way.
I hear what you're saying, darebear42. In any case, I was so nauseated by all the choices, this time I could not bring myself to vote for McCain, or for that other one (who, from the moment I first saw him on film, struck me as being exactly the same person as Baby Bush). And the independents were a joke. Anyway, America's gone and will never return. It's over.
I don't believe that all the independents were a joke. Green party for change! Legalize it! Lol, just kidding, you may want to look into ron paul though, I agree with most of his views on the economy, I think he could probably get us out of this mess with the support of congress and senate.
You're probably right, darebear42. My information source about the independents was public radio, which obviously was doing everything it could to discredit everyone but the one who won. Just heard a Ron Paul interview and was impressed.
The only thing that could be potentially damaging to any campaign he runs would be that some people are trying to smear him by calling him a racist. I've looked into it myself, and he hasn't really done anything to lead me to believe that's true and I think the people propagating those lies are acting scandalously and *niggardly.
@darebear42 It's still a racial slur no matter how YOU define it. Period. You can't have that word so just leave it alone and stop trying to 'bring it back' or what ever. You simply look like a racist using it.
@SFspaceboy Niggardly is not a racial slur. Nigger is a racial slur. Niggardly is a totally different word, with a totally different origin. It is (or should be) 100% acceptable in our society. The only reason it would not be, is because there are dumbasses like you who have yet to grasp the subtle eccentricities of the English language. Yes, there are words that sound similar and mean totally different things. Type in "origins of niggardly" into google, and bask in the glow of actual knowledge.
Dude, it doesn't matter where the word originally came from or that it has no relation to the word 'nigger.' Politicians have lost their jobs due to the use of the word. No matter how badly you want to sound cool using a big word you still come off sounding like a bigoted racist using it.
@SFspaceboy Actually, it does matter interestingly enough. Because you see, no matter how I come across using a word, it doesn't matter. I'm right. No matter how many ignorant people think I'm a bigoted racist, I'm still right.
@darebear42 Thank you for reminding me of that word. Too bad fools have to stigmatize that word because they are too ignorant to make the distinction between niggard and nigger. I will try to find a way to use "niggard" daily. And with all the Jews that I cross in my travels I should not have any trouble. Kudos to you. Thanks for not being niggardly with your verbal prowess and thank you for your insightful contribution to this otherwise angry, stupid and uneducated forum.
lol. I don't know why everyone gave you a thumbs down. I'm pretty anti-republican but you are right. Bush and company were not true conservatives. They are radicals. Just like the gay baiting fundamentalist Christians who make a mockery of their own religion.
I can say that, because I'm gay and Christian. Having said that, what's Obama done for gay rights? Absolutely nothing. Don't know who I'll vote for in 2012 but I wont make the same mistake twice with Obama.
I dunno, pop0it0rocket.... But somebody really is upset. Can't remember what I said. Had no Idea all this 'voting' was going on over here. And didn't BO sell out his gay supporters within weeks of taking office? I forget what he did, but it was to be expected. Clinton did the same thing with the 'Family Protection Act'.
Yep.The justice department, under Obama's watch, filed a brief in support of DOMA. They compared gay marriage to pedophilia.Nice, huh?
Then there is the Dont Ask Don't Tell (DODT) policy. Dozens of qualified military personell have been booted out since Obama was elected. Obama could halt enforcement of DODT with the stroke of a pen, though he can't technically change the law. BUT The law itself allows for the president to suspend its implementation.
I had no idea DODT was still being enforced. So stupid, if only from an economic standpoint. After all, gay soldiers generally don't leave dependents for the government to support. And gays seem to be a good source of high-IQ career military.
But this is turning into a third-world dictatorship, and Homophobia is a part of that third-world mentality...
DODT was originally proposed (by Clinton??) to protect gays and lesbians, was it not? The problem was that gays could be rejected as soldiers from the army arbitrarily and could also be discriminated against when in the army, just for being gay. DODT was to protect them.
Let's just hope America is ready to embrace the gays openly .. without DODT.
So the problem is not stopping DODT, but putting something else in its place and making that POLICY.
"Yew arnt' n amurican? WHY THE HELL r YEW ON MY YOUTUBES, GET OFF FAG ENALBLBELR? !? ?! !?!? yeah I BET you wanna embrace some gays openly. . . I think don't ass don't tell is thuh onliest thing keepin our boys in afghanistan safe from bein buttraped by their feller soldiers! I mean if I was over theer and I knew that there was gay guys in the cervis I wud bend that faggy over and show him what its' all about11! wait . . . "
@8DX You are correct that President Clinton proposed DADT. I think there is some truth to the idea that openly gay members of the military would have faced discrimination; as did women over the last several years. It is unfortunate, but DADT was probably the necessary first step. It would be nice if we could all get along and be nice, but we do not. I hope one day this country figures out that equal rights means everyone. We do better than most, but need more work. We haven't gotten it right yet
Would you rather be living under McCain/Palin right now? Honestly, the man has been in office since January, he was handed a nation that happens to be at war, in severe financial problems, and in the midst of a healthcare problem which is compounded by all the exotic strains of Flu the third world seems to always invent. Beyond that, he's had to deal with the racist professor and he sighing cop, and whiny republicans. YOU reform gay rights while simultaneously dealing with that.
I'm all for gay rights, I have lots and lots of gay friends, but I think there's more important things to deal with right now, wars, healthcare, poverty, disease, education, etc.
all these things effect the entire country not simply a small minority of it.
I always remeber Sodom and Gomorrah from the part of the bible I read.
But then a city with closed walls where a mob of orgaistic revellers run about town randomly raping anything that breathes, whatever the sex or species... that deserves some smiting.
But you're right.. it's in there - stoning fags.
And I think stoning people is BAD.
Just like raping them.
Or lying to them.
Be nice people. We are small people. We likee no rapee or stonee.
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Maybe that's why so many of the people in sodom and gemmorah were gay, was cause they were told if the buttraped eachother they would get stoned. . . badum *CHING*
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U dont need gay dar to tell hes gay. I had sex when I was 19 with Larry Criag in DC. Belive what u want. I fucked him he fucked me.. he paid me to lick his ass.. fuckin gross..but ya thats whay happend..
Hello from Idaho! Great song. At least Larry Craig landed the state on the map. Another conservative politician in ID recently said in an interview that he'd disguised himself and gone to a secret communist meeting and communists are taking over the US via feminism and the gay agenda. BEWARE!! Yeah, ID politicians are nutcases.
It IS the same song as "Ted Haggard is comepleetly heteroseksual", this is the last song of a series (I think). They all sound alike, and you can see the list in the end of this video.
It's a different take on the same idea of self hating Republicans whom speak out against gays and yet commit homosexual acts. Larry Craig is just still in the stall as opposed to the closet
love your work, I haaatteee so much how someone could stand so strongly versus anything that's not heterosexual (when it's natural for everyone to have feelings for both sexes in one way or another)... then turn around and be a pervert to the same sex
Up until his former lovers came forward, I thought maybe Larry Craig was just a very desperate pleasure-seeking straight guy, not a closet case. But yeah, obviously this is not the first time this has happened.
As for how these people often fight gay rights, it's baffling to see how superhomophobic self-hating closet cases act.
Fuck you people who take this seriosly it's comedy and you should just take it as that instead of being all worked up over it, if anyone wants to argue, come fight!
Sweetie -- Comedy is a very important tool to help us all put life in perspective. Roy's very funny helps me laugh.
Like comedian/Playwright Mel Brooks, said: "I was never crazy about Hitler ... If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win ... But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win. You show how crazy they are."
I don't mind him soliciting gay sex. It is the hypocrisy that disturbs me. These republican politicians act like being gay is unnatural, and they deny gays their rights, and it turns out they're in the closet themselves.
That pisses me off really, because if they are gay Republicans in the closet, voting against things that are important to gay people, then they are betraying their own people and shooting themselves in the foot. I dont want them to be gay if they are self-hating assholes.
Sadly the people of Idaho can not deal with this issue -- they are all in denial. By doing nothing, Idaho leaves in the US Senate a pathological lying sex pervent until 2009.
As far as Craig's wife as a prop: Well Larry will use anybody to vindicate himself. I am ashamed of my state and my fellow citizens.
Don't be ashamed of people that chose to trust someone. Be ashamed of Larry Craig. Yes, continuing to support him is a form of denial. But denial is the way some people protect themselves from hurt. Larry Craig is a liar and he hurt people that believed in him. Shame on you Larry Craig.
maybe she used him, maybe she agreed .... maybe he does love her very much .... we don't really know the answers to these personal things, do we? I don't think so.
I wouldn't doubt for a second that she latched on to him as a "sugardaddy". She was a single mom and saw the chance for a "better" life for herself and her kids. Funny how this kind of materialism, and status seeking can come back to bite one in one's ass.
If there is mutual respect and an understanding to provide for the children and to provide a home for them, then I have no objection for people marrying for that reason. It is a better reason to marry than, "I know he beats me, but I love him"! Its a terrible mess for all of them now, and all because he taps his toe when he poops.
OH man. I knew it was coming!! Watching "The Daily Show" joke about it, I seriously thought, "I betcha Roy's got him something cooking". I don't think the guy was wrong in waht he did, but it's still funny. :]
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You mean "homosexual" marriage? You mean that SPECIAL RIGHT they seek which does not exist? Gays have the right to become normal and marry, but not marry each other just as there is no "animal marriage" or "tree marriage."
"You mean that SPECIAL RIGHT they seek which does not exist? "
My, my, my you are a clever one. By the same -ahem- "philosophy" I deny you the right to use the internet. Afterall, the internet is only intended for use by those who aren't from Texas and have more sense than a trashcan.
Just because that right isn't given in the bible doesn't mean that right doesn't exist. Regardless, marriage is legally certified by the state, not the church.
I see no biological event or act in a marriage ceremony or in signing a piece of paper. You dont even know the difference between biology and theology! I dont want or need YOUR approval of who I love, but it would be nice if you would stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina, since I don't have one, and stop supporting legislation that suppresses other people.
My name is Scott and I was born in Texas, and I am not an ignorant asshole who plays with words to be in my favor so as to deny equality and fair treatment to others.
Your ignorance is what creates your irrational fear- just like the KKK hates out of fear because they know they are ignorant, whereas minorities are capable of passing them by if they are not suppressed. Like you, they hvae a "phobia."
We have the right to become "normal", sure, but what we lack is the medical technology. I tried to "become straight" for 3 years before I embraced myself. It ended in no progress and suicidal depression. I accepted myself, and I've never been happier. So don't tote "becoming normal". Unless you've "gone straight from gay", you have no room to assume you know why gays are gay.
Are you joking? If 2 gay men are together for 20 yrs, one dies, the family of the deceased can take everything, including the body... homeland security wants to set criteria impossible to pass for ppl w/hiv & ban them from amnesty, employment & services. In most states, gays cannot adopt, have civil unions, can be barred from property & the deathbed of a loved one, can be fired from their job. My sexuality does not affect you, yet the prejudices/ignorance of others does affect me.
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Normal people can be fired from their jobs. What the Homosexual Lobby wants is for them to have special rights so that employers are too afraid to fire them the way it is with Blacks.
Are you a retard? Gay marriage isn't specail rights, it's equal rights. I'm sorry that you can't live in Nazi Germany anymore, but there's always Iran; I hear that homosexuality is a capital offense. And don't try to cite Jesus, he never addressed the subject at all.
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Mormons are denied the right to marry multiple women. Allowing them to marry more than one woman would be a special right. That is because marriage is one man and one woman. It isn't a man and a man and it also isn't a man and multiple women.
I live in Utah, so I'm familiar with Mormonism, and I wholeheartedly disagree with the concept of polygamy (which is undisputedly a choice), but just because the public doens't like it doesn't NECESSARILY give government the right to restrict it. I find it quite unconstitutional to deny the right to polygamy. In and of itself, it harms no one, and it is not an economic matter.
Marriage may be piece of paper to some, it's everything to others, and there are a lot of rights that come with that piece of paper that are denied. Also I know of people who are gay being discriminated against in real estate deals and in the work place. Imagine not being able to mention your wife or husband at work. Not getting a house you love. Gay people come in all colors so maybe that makes it harder to imagine. Since it's sex not a color, it seems to make tolerance harder for some.
Republicans say homosexuals undermine family values, but they never stop to consider their effects on property values.
revilo314 2 weeks ago
You're AWESOME!!!
fh346 2 months ago
Ruben Diaz is completely heterosexual
Marcus Bachmann is completely heterosexual
Bishop Eddie Long is completely heterosexual
Roy Cohn in completely heterosexual
ChavoMysterio 6 months ago 8
Bishop Eddie Long is completely heterosexual.
SuperDevolution 8 months ago 4
how about the democrats and others (it's possible not to belong to one of the "two parties")...are there no sex crimes there? i like this guy, but he's kind of one sided...
clemep 8 months ago
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destinymagician12 8 months ago
@clemep The difference is that those on the right are often dead set against these things in public, whilst they do them in private. The left generally have a much more live and let live ideal.
It's not the sex that's bad, it's the incredible hypocrisy.
Parrotguy1999 8 months ago 5
@clemep
Most of the "family values" politicians tend to be republicans. That's what Roy is pointing out, their hypocrisy.
sapph920 7 months ago 2
@clemep It's not a sex crime to me a homosexual.
It's just hilarious to think it is, while being gay, getting caught, and denying it.
That's something the left doesn't do.
JustAnotherHumanist 1 month ago
leviticus sounds so great in this song xD
Yahweigh 9 months ago
"Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual" was catchier.
Greatkingrat88 11 months ago 11
Ha this song never gets old! It's fresh ever 2 weeks.
Ormaaj 11 months ago 4
Why is this unlisted?
Sylocat 1 year ago
16 dislikes...
16 people are completely heterosexual.
Sylocat 1 year ago 4
@Sylocat ya beat me to it.
rlrsk8r1 1 year ago
Lyrics please!
decanido 1 year ago
jerry falwell is completely deaderosexual.
TheAngryarchangel 1 year ago 7
Dude. xD
This is fuckin legendary, nice job :D
OcularPolitics 1 year ago
GLORY HOLE
*pauses* Le ulya!
AboyNAmEDsued 1 year ago
Looks like it isn't just Ted Haggard that Roy has his eyes on.
You're such a tease Roy. Just pick one of them and commit.
MichaelFondledMe 1 year ago
'Cause he denied it in such detail and before he'd been accused!'
That line is so great.
Hamhark98 1 year ago 5
How about , "Martin Ssempa is Completely Heterosexual."
ChavoMysterio 1 year ago
Read 3:25 Craig-Foley-Allen-West-Schrock-Huffington & Haggard- ALL 7 REPUBLICUNTS WHO DON'T LIKE IT....(CUNT)
cadu1995 1 year ago
I think I'm in love with Roy zimmerman....
Hereticbooks 1 year ago 4
Let's NOT forget Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.
ChavoMysterio 1 year ago 9
Here is another list to go by: Roy Cohn, Jim Bakker, Paul Crouch, Richard Curtis.
ChavoMysterio 1 year ago
XD It's like Sesame Street or Fred Penner for adults! You rock!
UnderlordZ 1 year ago 2
He really does like these "Completely Heterosexual" songs doesn't he?
Burinnu 1 year ago 5
You remind me of Tom Lehrer, I don't know if that was on purpose but it makes you awesome.
mrbobmanbob 1 year ago 2
@mrbobmanbob
If you like Zimmerman and Lehrer, you'll like these guys also, me thinks ^_^
Jonathan Coulton and Tim Minchin
Great freaking artists.
sakar181 1 year ago 3
@mrbobmanbob agree.... Roy is the heir to Professor Tom Lehrer.... another topical intelligent musical satirist from the 60's and 70's. the rhyming schemes are almost identical... Tom did his on piano tho.
JerichoDitch2 1 year ago
The same melody as for Ted Haggard...
1RadicalOne 1 year ago
I think when Larry said "Bill Clinton is a naughty boy" he was thinking " and I wanna spank him."
devanaire 1 year ago 7
@devanaire lol
Jane659 1 year ago
Glory hole eiluiah
m3talmilitia15 1 year ago
I LOVE this. It's brilliant! :)
looneyngilo2 1 year ago
Very good again.
ooglebydoogleby 1 year ago
george rekers is completely heterosexual
neomp5 1 year ago 4
What kind of tuning are you using, Roy? It's not the standard E-A-D-G-B-E, is it?
clouser67 1 year ago
I think I'm getting a clue! Oh yeah me too.
newcoyote 1 year ago
Another name for you Ray! Roy Ashburn.
It doesn't matter how many times it happens, it's still funny :D
plevyman 1 year ago
This song does never get old, at first I was hesitent but then I realized it's just good old Ted Haggard is Completly Heterosexual with a spin on it. Great Job!
TheScienceguy77 2 years ago 8
Kirk and Ray are completly heterosexual! Everybody!
Cuythulu 2 years ago 149
I think they're completely heterosexual together.
Paradox3121 2 years ago 134
@Cuythulu Oh my ... what a nice banana you have
It fits perfectly in my mouth
TheStrayCross 1 year ago
@TheStrayCross Just the way the Lord meant it!
Cuythulu 1 year ago
@Cuythulu Kirk?
Zeldarulah 1 year ago
@Zeldarulah Cameron
Cuythulu 1 year ago
@Cuythulu Ah, Cumfart and Cameron, I see.
Zeldarulah 1 year ago
It just never gets old.
ErichoTTA 2 years ago 7
I vote for a how to play video. Please?
ArianneHermida 2 years ago 2
NICE
TousVous 2 years ago 4
I like this one better than the Haggard version.
christian32482 2 years ago 4
I think it's the list of the guilty that makes it (although it helps that every time I hear 'Larry Craig' there's a Daily Show skit I'm reminded of...)
DrunkenScribbler 2 years ago
The Haggard version is better musically, but you take your favorite song and sing about something completely different. The list at the end of this song is the best part. All but Ted Haggard are listed as Republican.
rlrsk8r1 2 years ago 5
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Thanks to all you glorious 'christian' Republican closet cases, who did so much to discredit Conservatism with your gay-hating and hypocrisy. If not for you, we might never have discovered that yes, it IS possible to have a President even worse than Baby Bush. The Larry Craig and Ted Haggard scandals did much to turn the voting public against the Republican Party. Thanks, Guys! You helped kill America. Hope you're proud!
megaswenson 2 years ago
Yeah, probably, but I doubt that John Mcain would have had serious policy differences. His views on the economy were just disgusting to me. I personally think America would've died either way.
darebear42 2 years ago
I hear what you're saying, darebear42. In any case, I was so nauseated by all the choices, this time I could not bring myself to vote for McCain, or for that other one (who, from the moment I first saw him on film, struck me as being exactly the same person as Baby Bush). And the independents were a joke. Anyway, America's gone and will never return. It's over.
megaswenson 2 years ago
I don't believe that all the independents were a joke. Green party for change! Legalize it! Lol, just kidding, you may want to look into ron paul though, I agree with most of his views on the economy, I think he could probably get us out of this mess with the support of congress and senate.
darebear42 2 years ago
You're probably right, darebear42. My information source about the independents was public radio, which obviously was doing everything it could to discredit everyone but the one who won. Just heard a Ron Paul interview and was impressed.
megaswenson 2 years ago
The only thing that could be potentially damaging to any campaign he runs would be that some people are trying to smear him by calling him a racist. I've looked into it myself, and he hasn't really done anything to lead me to believe that's true and I think the people propagating those lies are acting scandalously and *niggardly.
*Note to troll dumbasses
niggardness - meanness: extreme stinginess
It has nothing to do with the racial slur.
darebear42 2 years ago
Simply failing to pander, these days, can get a politician labeled as racist.
megaswenson 2 years ago
@darebear42 It's still a racial slur no matter how YOU define it. Period. You can't have that word so just leave it alone and stop trying to 'bring it back' or what ever. You simply look like a racist using it.
SFspaceboy 1 year ago
@SFspaceboy Niggardly is not a racial slur. Nigger is a racial slur. Niggardly is a totally different word, with a totally different origin. It is (or should be) 100% acceptable in our society. The only reason it would not be, is because there are dumbasses like you who have yet to grasp the subtle eccentricities of the English language. Yes, there are words that sound similar and mean totally different things. Type in "origins of niggardly" into google, and bask in the glow of actual knowledge.
darebear42 1 year ago
@darebear42
Dude, it doesn't matter where the word originally came from or that it has no relation to the word 'nigger.' Politicians have lost their jobs due to the use of the word. No matter how badly you want to sound cool using a big word you still come off sounding like a bigoted racist using it.
SFspaceboy 1 year ago
@SFspaceboy Actually, it does matter interestingly enough. Because you see, no matter how I come across using a word, it doesn't matter. I'm right. No matter how many ignorant people think I'm a bigoted racist, I'm still right.
darebear42 1 year ago
@SFspaceboy
Dude, it's not his fault if you don't know what words mean.
blackplatypus 1 year ago 2
@darebear42 Thank you for reminding me of that word. Too bad fools have to stigmatize that word because they are too ignorant to make the distinction between niggard and nigger. I will try to find a way to use "niggard" daily. And with all the Jews that I cross in my travels I should not have any trouble. Kudos to you. Thanks for not being niggardly with your verbal prowess and thank you for your insightful contribution to this otherwise angry, stupid and uneducated forum.
clouser67 1 year ago
@darebear42 I think we took it from Africa.
acr08807 1 year ago
lol. I don't know why everyone gave you a thumbs down. I'm pretty anti-republican but you are right. Bush and company were not true conservatives. They are radicals. Just like the gay baiting fundamentalist Christians who make a mockery of their own religion.
I can say that, because I'm gay and Christian. Having said that, what's Obama done for gay rights? Absolutely nothing. Don't know who I'll vote for in 2012 but I wont make the same mistake twice with Obama.
pop0it0rocket 2 years ago 3
errrr, that was addressed to megaswenson's getting 12 thumbs down so far. Dang.
pop0it0rocket 2 years ago
I dunno, pop0it0rocket.... But somebody really is upset. Can't remember what I said. Had no Idea all this 'voting' was going on over here. And didn't BO sell out his gay supporters within weeks of taking office? I forget what he did, but it was to be expected. Clinton did the same thing with the 'Family Protection Act'.
megaswenson 2 years ago
Yep.The justice department, under Obama's watch, filed a brief in support of DOMA. They compared gay marriage to pedophilia.Nice, huh?
Then there is the Dont Ask Don't Tell (DODT) policy. Dozens of qualified military personell have been booted out since Obama was elected. Obama could halt enforcement of DODT with the stroke of a pen, though he can't technically change the law. BUT The law itself allows for the president to suspend its implementation.
What a sleaze bag.
pop0it0rocket 2 years ago
I had no idea DODT was still being enforced. So stupid, if only from an economic standpoint. After all, gay soldiers generally don't leave dependents for the government to support. And gays seem to be a good source of high-IQ career military.
But this is turning into a third-world dictatorship, and Homophobia is a part of that third-world mentality...
megaswenson 2 years ago 3
Um I'm not American, but just a note:
DODT was originally proposed (by Clinton??) to protect gays and lesbians, was it not? The problem was that gays could be rejected as soldiers from the army arbitrarily and could also be discriminated against when in the army, just for being gay. DODT was to protect them.
Let's just hope America is ready to embrace the gays openly .. without DODT.
So the problem is not stopping DODT, but putting something else in its place and making that POLICY.
8DX 2 years ago 6
*Creationist impersonation* . . . :
"Yew arnt' n amurican? WHY THE HELL r YEW ON MY YOUTUBES, GET OFF FAG ENALBLBELR? !? ?! !?!? yeah I BET you wanna embrace some gays openly. . . I think don't ass don't tell is thuh onliest thing keepin our boys in afghanistan safe from bein buttraped by their feller soldiers! I mean if I was over theer and I knew that there was gay guys in the cervis I wud bend that faggy over and show him what its' all about11! wait . . . "
aqwiz 2 years ago
alot of right-wingers presured him to do it
TheDcrat 2 years ago
@8DX, the solution is ENDA.
Employment Non-Discrimination Act.
hardinmichael1981 2 years ago 2
@8DX You are correct that President Clinton proposed DADT. I think there is some truth to the idea that openly gay members of the military would have faced discrimination; as did women over the last several years. It is unfortunate, but DADT was probably the necessary first step. It would be nice if we could all get along and be nice, but we do not. I hope one day this country figures out that equal rights means everyone. We do better than most, but need more work. We haven't gotten it right yet
L571J 1 year ago
Would you rather be living under McCain/Palin right now? Honestly, the man has been in office since January, he was handed a nation that happens to be at war, in severe financial problems, and in the midst of a healthcare problem which is compounded by all the exotic strains of Flu the third world seems to always invent. Beyond that, he's had to deal with the racist professor and he sighing cop, and whiny republicans. YOU reform gay rights while simultaneously dealing with that.
rlrsk8r1 2 years ago 9
I'm all for gay rights, I have lots and lots of gay friends, but I think there's more important things to deal with right now, wars, healthcare, poverty, disease, education, etc.
all these things effect the entire country not simply a small minority of it.
chaoszieg 2 years ago
and why are you a Christian anyway, the bible says you should be stoned to death, or maybe it was burned to death, just for... well... living.
chaoszieg 2 years ago
I always remeber Sodom and Gomorrah from the part of the bible I read.
But then a city with closed walls where a mob of orgaistic revellers run about town randomly raping anything that breathes, whatever the sex or species... that deserves some smiting.
But you're right.. it's in there - stoning fags.
And I think stoning people is BAD.
Just like raping them.
Or lying to them.
Be nice people. We are small people. We likee no rapee or stonee.
8DX 2 years ago 4
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Maybe that's why so many of the people in sodom and gemmorah were gay, was cause they were told if the buttraped eachother they would get stoned. . . badum *CHING*
aqwiz 2 years ago
remember my fellow gay superstitious, once you go barack no never going back.
you should know this better than anybody.
nestorrfortuna 2 years ago
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Larry Craig should be killed for his faggot life
but thats just what I think
Splangy1 2 years ago
Didn't the Singing Senators do a version of this song?
acr08807 2 years ago
Acr08807,
I don't think the Singing Senators would do a cover of this song. If they did, I would eat a hat.
ArianneHermida 2 years ago
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gristleberry 2 years ago
I want to love who I am
Splangy1 2 years ago 2
Roy! you are freakin awesome!! Zimmerman for president!! maybe finally we could get a white man into office!!
Psychkid90 2 years ago 17
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What the fuck do you mean by that?
Hereticbooks 2 years ago
lol its called sarcasm man.. dont pop a blood vessel..
Psychkid90 2 years ago 14
My favorite line is
"Choose to be a hetero and seven-foot-two"
You know, because gay people "choose" to be that way, Hah! Silly dumb conservatives....
CentralMo50 2 years ago 29
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Splangy1 2 years ago
this guy is hilarious!!!!!
ftpolkman 2 years ago 5
Roy. You rock. Thanks for this video...and the bit at the end is almost as good as your song;)
choralbliss 3 years ago 9
'He tried to deny it, but he had us all confused--
'Cause he denied it in such detail and before he'd been accused!'
Best line!
PiecesofEternity 3 years ago 17
I like the Ted Haggard version better. This one isn't bad though.
jvondd 3 years ago 17
Yeah that tops this one. xD
daddyleon 3 years ago 2
"I like the Ted Haggard version better. This one isn't bad though."-
Maybe that's because Haggard and Coke went so well together - It's the re-al thing.
luerwulf 2 years ago
A Tom Lehrer for this generation. 'Nuff said.
moldboy 3 years ago 12
You can tell Roy loves singing this song. A good old bit of bawdy innuendo, but with a point.
plevyman 3 years ago 19
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U dont need gay dar to tell hes gay. I had sex when I was 19 with Larry Criag in DC. Belive what u want. I fucked him he fucked me.. he paid me to lick his ass.. fuckin gross..but ya thats whay happend..
trippyfatt 3 years ago
The bit at the end is fantastic.
mejdrich 3 years ago 14
I love him, he's so awesome
Feminist2002 3 years ago 11
I love this guy.
GeneralChi 3 years ago 6
roy is great, he is like a new age tom lehrer.
bigflatfish 3 years ago 11
bigflatfish
i hate to admit this, roy is BETTER than tom lehrer. both great with lyrics, but roy is a much better musician.
lushlars 3 years ago 4
lushlars, I think "standing on the shoulders of giants" can also be applied here.
Cafeeine 3 years ago 2
cafeeine, fair enough. i still love tom lehrer. he was revolutionary to my mind.
lushlars 3 years ago
No argument there.
Cafeeine 3 years ago
Fan-effen-tastic! Thank you very much.
LS57 3 years ago 3
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This is SO much bigger than you think.
Craig was up to his eyeballs in the "Gay sex escort in the
White House scandal" in the 80's.
Google : CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE.
It's both Parties.
Google :"Jeff Gannon".."Matt Sanchez"..."Victor Ashe" - W's roommate, cheerleading partner and S&B bro. at Yale.
Did you ever wonder what W's pet name for Karl Rove "turdblossom" means?
These deviants are destroying OUR Country!
z8it 3 years ago
He should bring all the versions of this song together and make a super-song! I'd listen to it! VOTE DEM!!!
ZachValkyrie 3 years ago 10
absoultely brilliant.
gwynvyd 4 years ago 7
Hello from Idaho! Great song. At least Larry Craig landed the state on the map. Another conservative politician in ID recently said in an interview that he'd disguised himself and gone to a secret communist meeting and communists are taking over the US via feminism and the gay agenda. BEWARE!! Yeah, ID politicians are nutcases.
angryyoungwoman 4 years ago 28
It IS the same song as "Ted Haggard is comepleetly heteroseksual", this is the last song of a series (I think). They all sound alike, and you can see the list in the end of this video.
781228XX 4 years ago 7
You, sir, are a genius.
IWBF 4 years ago 7
wow... what a list of self hate. way to zing it to them Roy!
GreenGoofball 4 years ago 6
Gay or 'strait' should be a non issue ,But it sure makes a funny song.
red3red3 4 years ago 7
You're a genius.
Rasengan2323 4 years ago 7
Roy Zimmerman is completely brilliant.
timboytx 4 years ago 9
Hey, this sounds alot like your Ted Haggard song! :)
sisterberthabangers1 4 years ago
It's a different take on the same idea of self hating Republicans whom speak out against gays and yet commit homosexual acts. Larry Craig is just still in the stall as opposed to the closet
Malcolmreynolds99 4 years ago 5
love your work, I haaatteee so much how someone could stand so strongly versus anything that's not heterosexual (when it's natural for everyone to have feelings for both sexes in one way or another)... then turn around and be a pervert to the same sex
Fayejealousy 4 years ago 2
Roy is da bomb!
SabuPtolemy 4 years ago 2
Larry Craig is Completely Heterosexual but his penis is gay.
vonerotateca 4 years ago 6
Up until his former lovers came forward, I thought maybe Larry Craig was just a very desperate pleasure-seeking straight guy, not a closet case. But yeah, obviously this is not the first time this has happened.
As for how these people often fight gay rights, it's baffling to see how superhomophobic self-hating closet cases act.
Edengoth 4 years ago
recycled tune, but still very witty! Good job Roy!
kilometriko87 4 years ago
Fuck you people who take this seriosly it's comedy and you should just take it as that instead of being all worked up over it, if anyone wants to argue, come fight!
shuzfan 4 years ago 4
Sweetie -- Comedy is a very important tool to help us all put life in perspective. Roy's very funny helps me laugh.
Like comedian/Playwright Mel Brooks, said: "I was never crazy about Hitler ... If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win ... But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win. You show how crazy they are."
robertinboise 4 years ago 2
Wow, great vocie and lyrics!! I can't stop watching your videos, too funny!
bookworm393 4 years ago
As one who enjoys writing satirical parodies, I am in awe of your skills, bravissimo! *bows down*
vigwig 4 years ago
Glory-hole-lay-lu-ya! LOL. excellent.
SWSimpson 4 years ago
I don't mind him soliciting gay sex. It is the hypocrisy that disturbs me. These republican politicians act like being gay is unnatural, and they deny gays their rights, and it turns out they're in the closet themselves.
Aeinstein13 4 years ago 7
That pisses me off really, because if they are gay Republicans in the closet, voting against things that are important to gay people, then they are betraying their own people and shooting themselves in the foot. I dont want them to be gay if they are self-hating assholes.
SWSimpson 4 years ago 6
as often as necessary haha I love it
beautifulspam 4 years ago
I liked "Glory hole-eeelluuyah!" ... perfection in sature.
Letranger 4 years ago
I mean satire. Why is there not an edit button :|
Letranger 4 years ago
Greetings from Idaho. Great song and lyrics!
Sadly the people of Idaho can not deal with this issue -- they are all in denial. By doing nothing, Idaho leaves in the US Senate a pathological lying sex pervent until 2009.
As far as Craig's wife as a prop: Well Larry will use anybody to vindicate himself. I am ashamed of my state and my fellow citizens.
robertinboise 4 years ago 2
Don't be ashamed of people that chose to trust someone. Be ashamed of Larry Craig. Yes, continuing to support him is a form of denial. But denial is the way some people protect themselves from hurt. Larry Craig is a liar and he hurt people that believed in him. Shame on you Larry Craig.
kapacon 4 years ago
Now he just needs to add richard curtis to the list.
flargo 4 years ago
I feel sorry for Craig's wife--he's just used her as a prop.
kapacon 4 years ago 9
maybe she used him, maybe she agreed .... maybe he does love her very much .... we don't really know the answers to these personal things, do we? I don't think so.
SWSimpson 4 years ago
I wouldn't doubt for a second that she latched on to him as a "sugardaddy". She was a single mom and saw the chance for a "better" life for herself and her kids. Funny how this kind of materialism, and status seeking can come back to bite one in one's ass.
kapacon 4 years ago 3
If there is mutual respect and an understanding to provide for the children and to provide a home for them, then I have no objection for people marrying for that reason. It is a better reason to marry than, "I know he beats me, but I love him"! Its a terrible mess for all of them now, and all because he taps his toe when he poops.
SWSimpson 4 years ago
I loved it
hosshuckleberry 4 years ago
OH man. I knew it was coming!! Watching "The Daily Show" joke about it, I seriously thought, "I betcha Roy's got him something cooking". I don't think the guy was wrong in waht he did, but it's still funny. :]
ashotinthedark10 4 years ago
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Deny "rights" to gays? What "rights" were they denied?
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
theres not enough space to type all the things gays are denied...if you dont know...well ...find out on your own...too many to list!
rextrek 4 years ago 6
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That is a cop-out. You could list SOME, you don't have to list all. So DO THAT.
Gays aren't denied anything.
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
"Gays aren't denied anything. "
When was gay marriage legalized in Texas?
kaysandesses 4 years ago 6
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You mean "homosexual" marriage? You mean that SPECIAL RIGHT they seek which does not exist? Gays have the right to become normal and marry, but not marry each other just as there is no "animal marriage" or "tree marriage."
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
"You mean that SPECIAL RIGHT they seek which does not exist? "
My, my, my you are a clever one. By the same -ahem- "philosophy" I deny you the right to use the internet. Afterall, the internet is only intended for use by those who aren't from Texas and have more sense than a trashcan.
Just because that right isn't given in the bible doesn't mean that right doesn't exist. Regardless, marriage is legally certified by the state, not the church.
kaysandesses 4 years ago 6
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The reason for marriage has more to do with biology than the Bible.
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
"The reason for marriage has more to do with biology than the Bible. "
What rubbish. Marriage has nothing to do with biology, other than the physiological responses to attraction, love, and devotion.
kaysandesses 4 years ago 4
I see no biological event or act in a marriage ceremony or in signing a piece of paper. You dont even know the difference between biology and theology! I dont want or need YOUR approval of who I love, but it would be nice if you would stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina, since I don't have one, and stop supporting legislation that suppresses other people.
SWSimpson 4 years ago 4
My name is Scott and I was born in Texas, and I am not an ignorant asshole who plays with words to be in my favor so as to deny equality and fair treatment to others.
Your ignorance is what creates your irrational fear- just like the KKK hates out of fear because they know they are ignorant, whereas minorities are capable of passing them by if they are not suppressed. Like you, they hvae a "phobia."
SWSimpson 4 years ago 2
I'm not sure which of those responses was intended for me.
kaysandesses 4 years ago
We have the right to become "normal", sure, but what we lack is the medical technology. I tried to "become straight" for 3 years before I embraced myself. It ended in no progress and suicidal depression. I accepted myself, and I've never been happier. So don't tote "becoming normal". Unless you've "gone straight from gay", you have no room to assume you know why gays are gay.
Edengoth 4 years ago
Are you joking? If 2 gay men are together for 20 yrs, one dies, the family of the deceased can take everything, including the body... homeland security wants to set criteria impossible to pass for ppl w/hiv & ban them from amnesty, employment & services. In most states, gays cannot adopt, have civil unions, can be barred from property & the deathbed of a loved one, can be fired from their job. My sexuality does not affect you, yet the prejudices/ignorance of others does affect me.
SWSimpson 4 years ago 3
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Normal people can be fired from their jobs. What the Homosexual Lobby wants is for them to have special rights so that employers are too afraid to fire them the way it is with Blacks.
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
I resent that. homophobic much. those people are awsome
steelersfan210 4 years ago
OK to say all gays are awesome, but not that they are all bad? Hypocricy much?
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
No. I like all the gay people i hav ever met.
steelersfan210 4 years ago
just like all people there are good and bad though
Fayejealousy 4 years ago
Well of course, if you're gay you're just as likely to be a moron as you would be otherwise. It's nothing to do with personality or ethics.
utterlyplanetarium 4 years ago
Are you a retard? Gay marriage isn't specail rights, it's equal rights. I'm sorry that you can't live in Nazi Germany anymore, but there's always Iran; I hear that homosexuality is a capital offense. And don't try to cite Jesus, he never addressed the subject at all.
TheMonsterPatrol 4 years ago 7
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Mormons are denied the right to marry multiple women. Allowing them to marry more than one woman would be a special right. That is because marriage is one man and one woman. It isn't a man and a man and it also isn't a man and multiple women.
ScottfromTexas 4 years ago
I live in Utah, so I'm familiar with Mormonism, and I wholeheartedly disagree with the concept of polygamy (which is undisputedly a choice), but just because the public doens't like it doesn't NECESSARILY give government the right to restrict it. I find it quite unconstitutional to deny the right to polygamy. In and of itself, it harms no one, and it is not an economic matter.
Edengoth 4 years ago 3
Marriage may be piece of paper to some, it's everything to others, and there are a lot of rights that come with that piece of paper that are denied. Also I know of people who are gay being discriminated against in real estate deals and in the work place. Imagine not being able to mention your wife or husband at work. Not getting a house you love. Gay people come in all colors so maybe that makes it harder to imagine. Since it's sex not a color, it seems to make tolerance harder for some.
lakes612 4 years ago 2
srry! i accidentaly pushed thumbs down and now i cant change it! i think that that was sooo deep and i love that you put it like that
steelersfan210 4 years ago