Bleach/Dane Cook-The Heist/Monkey

[missdeathknight13579]

BUT DID THEY EVER FIND THE VAN?!?!?!?

[sporkmaster11]

Ichigo: Bleeding from the leg, but holds his arm. Lol this was real funny.

[kuddlykookie]

i lov the monkey part hahaha lol zabimaru was perfect gor this part

[4VampireKnight]

ya know this vid is excellent if it has 0 dislikes :D

[kairistrife1]

''let's kill these bitches!''monkey u here! were r u!''im in ur closet!'' holy shit u just talked!'' i tought myself to talk"this iz incredibly odd!''i know lets fight!!'OKAY!! dis waz 2 funny

[Ontarioku77]

men want 3 things

1. to be part of a heist

2. to have a monkey

3. to have badass sword fights

TELL ME I"M WRONG!

[kudorules]

@Ontarioku77 is true. My greatest dream is to have a badass swordfight with a monkey in the middle of a heist. preferably on top of a van or train

[himelrightmatthew]

i like how he grabes his arm but he was hit in the leg XD

[SuperKitty241]

I asked my brother today what his ideal day is.. He said being part of a heist

[princeofhalcyon]

Nice one.not as funny as some other of dane cooks performances but still good.I think some clips were pretty random,mightve been better to freeze the pictures during laugh sessions maybe.But thats just me.Alot of it fit nicely.

[DAlVlNATiON]

WARNING! Do not, under any circumstances, eat while watching this!

[MARIA08863]

@DAlVlNATiON I was eating

[Ball3rOnaBudg3t]

I'm glad you have the whole thing!

[Kaynahugs]

Zabimaru is so hot! ugh. Now I feel like a pedophile.

[prototypevenom777]

@Kaynahugs the girl may look hot but she has the voice of a transvestite...or tranny

[Kaynahugs]

@prototypevenom777 That's why I like her. >3

[souleater000girl]

WHERES THE VAN?! XDD

[ManaYuGiOhGX5Ds]

wow XD a fighting monkey?

[15melodygirl]

0:08

WHY can I see that happening, and ACTUALLY fitting in with the show.......

[remboy3000]

lol armour and sword. definately reminds me of bleach

[SxISxSNxH]

Bleeding from the leg

[idigtightpantsXD]

THIS IS INCREDIBLY ODD.

[odd2029]

monkey:getin we got to go

[RRR333asALWAYS]

He got that monkey thing right

[beefstuy]

men already have a monkey in there pants

[o0RLD0o]

i would love a fighting monkey

[seeman54]

LETS KILL HTESE BITCHES

[seeman54]

OK FINSIHING BLWOING ME AND WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATTER

[lemonkitty8]

Dude.......I'd rather have a Fainting Goat. Make a loud noise and BAM!

[soifonrocks]

lol ichigo is hot

[MegaDchamp]

Hahaa 'Listen,finish blowing me,then we'll talk about this' Haa perfect

[iwannagetphsyco]

if you consider the fact that orihime, matsumoto and yoruichi would probbably fuck him if he asked, he definently dosent want sex more then anything

[Elementalidiot7]

how pumped would i be knowing someplace in your house theirs a monkey you're going to battle? VERY PUMPED :D

[nickoli1993]

i want a talking, evil, battle monkey

[gaarafan10100]

i want a wolf more then anything how cool would it be to have a wolf sleep at the foot of your bed and then you take him to the dog park and the brave chiwaw yips at the sit of my wolf and it sounds like god help us

[DarkWolfBlood001]

1:33

I love it how you did that!! I laughed hard when I saw that! You, my friend, have just made my day.

[kotomimaya]

whats weird is that this was made on my birthday -_-,

[itachi6965]

dane cook, i will gladly be in a heist with you (i have a feeling there's gonna be a monkey!)

[itachi6965]

dane cook, i will gladly be in a heist with you (i have a feeling there's gonna be a monkey!)

[mrbunnylovespancake1]

this is pretty funny and true ! :)

[star67681]

that would be fucking awesome to have a monkey that would battle u :0 !!!

[satnapillowpants]

i do want a monkey but there is an animal i want even more

a liger (yes they do exist, no they dont look like the one off of napoleon dynomite)

[oh7mak]

yay an actuall monkey, most of the time girls are the monkey...lol perfectly ironic

[RealAkatsukiMember]

Awww, Byakuya doesn't like monkeys?? D:

[comhonee15]

@RealAkatsukiMember He's a sad person. smh not liking monkeys. -___-

[TheShadowPrincesss]

Why is ichigo always the dane cook? Well it fits him the most lol

[Ledgendveemon]

@TheShadowPrincesss two words: Main. Character.

[silly1202]

Pffsh, I'm a chick and I want a monkey >=D

[TheShadowPrincesss]

Na~

[AMUTO24]

O///U///O Ichigo's legs were right open

something i thought he wouldn't do till now

[vegetasuke]

ha...i dont own dane cook,funny

[ichirukirocks98]

Byakuya would definatly be that antimonkey person

[RockinChick254]

There is only one thing guys want more then sex . and that my friend is a monkey

[aelise27]

"we mgotta go, we gotta go!"

[finalfanasy987]

i want a pet monkey!!!!

[taritheleafninja13]

man i never thout ichigo was that ...... uh..... (i hope ichigo wont find my house)

unsensitive...........

some times when i wach this i forget the voice of ichigo then when i wach an episode i feel i bit weird

Wher is that van!?

[taritheleafninja13]

man i never thout ichigo was that ...... uh..... (i hope ichigo wont find my house)

unsensitive...........

[xXanimelover4ever]

i found the van!

[Bluecho4]

"Monkey! Where are you?" "I'm in your closet!" "Holy Shit you just talked!" "Aah! I taught myself to talk!" "This is incredibly odd!" "I know! Let's fight!" "Okay!"

Best use of Renji's spirit guys. They're awesome, and this is awesome! War Monkey!

[MissCryface]

It's my Renji! :D "Let's kill thoes bitches!"

[ArabellaTV]

@MissCryface He would say that too. lmao

[MissCryface]

This is awesome! :D I f*cking laugh all the timeXD

[19torento]

The visuals have very little to do with Dane Cook's skit.

If you were part of a heist, you could get lots of sex.

And I like monkeys and fighting, so what's better than a fighting monkey? Seriously.

Funniest part, though, was the girl said all guys want is sex, when she's blowing Dane Cook. Girls just think all guys want is sex, so they give it to us, so we accept them. How silly would they feel, if they found out we didn't just want sex? lmao Aww... man...

[YukiNagatoification]

Zabimaru FTW!

[Smart1dude2]

Byakuya hates monkies... but loves bananas? He must be guarding his bananas.

[19torento]

@Smart1dude2 His banana is in Rangiku's face right now...