''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
Jesus was already protected by angels. But in a way, the video brings to light a situation that actually happened when The Savior disclosed the necessity of his demise, which he had already discussed on a mountain top with Elijah and Moses; the apostle Peter tried to intervene. However, it wasn't Peter himself, but rather the Devil which had temporarily commandeered Peter as his mouth-piece. This is a common problem with humanity: too often they become unsuspecting pawns controlled by evil.
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
This video is pretty funny, I am a firm believer in Jesus Christ. To all the people that are saying people will go to hell if they think is funny, who are you to judge? God only gave Jesus the power to condemn people, not you. So by saying your a Christian and then condemning people, makes you look foolish and you give true followers of Jesus Christ a bad name. Here's a thought. How bout yall try praying for the lost souls instead of condemning them just because they haven't experienced God in
@calebalvarez1234 I agree being a "true" follower this is just funny it isn’t at all misrepresenting Jesus or making direct fun at him like other videos. It’s just having a laugh about what if, so there isn’t a need for anyone of faith to get angry about it. In fact if you are a believer you should never really get angry at all because it’s not of you anymore but you are still welcomed to an opinion.
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
Woe to you guys! all of you! you will all perish... corrupt souls! Jesus have done NO WRONG at all, He is the only good and the only GOD. I suggest that in order for you to have brains, research about HIM and read the Holy Bible and be baptized as Catholics. Or, choose your miserable path if you want. Arise oh Lord, and let Thy enemies be scattered. And let them that hate the flee before Thy Holy Face.
lol really is quite funny.... "he'll be back" hehe. i wouldnt worry im not easily offended. ive been rejected by the world twice now and i took it like a man. a little parody isnt enough to get me steamed up.
@shigglemyjiggle Because I laughed at a fucking video? Wow i guess God isn't as caring, loving, and forgiving as all you retards make him out to be. KThanxBye.
@scarballea It is not because you laughed at a comedy. It is because you harbor an ulterior motive: your hatred for your Creator. The joke is that John Conner would not have sent a terminator to rescue the Christ, because Conner doesn't exist. However, a form of The Terminator is presently existent even as we speak: the computer. It may be that a form of global Skynet may become the abomination that maketh desolate, and in it's present form caused the Complex Derivative Economic Crisis, 2008
@Ovocative87 whoa whoa dude calm the hell down...who the hell said i hated jesus??? how are you gonna come in here and judge me as if you know me? i just know how to laugh at my own opinions and beliefs without getting mad. i love jesus, and if your so anti-jesus vs terminator...wtf are you even doing on here???
@scarballea Naw it makes me not fucking idiot and makes you a liar. How could you tell everyone how loving God is and forgiving and everything and then say im burning in hell for laughing at a fucking joke? Maybe YOUR the one who doesnt truly know God, cause the one I KNOW would probably laugh at this too cause unlike you he can take a joke ;D
Did you know? Jesus was son of bitch,his mother marry used to give sex pleasure for money in Jersalem,and when she got pregnant she wanted to hide her shame by calling jesus son of god,and all jews until this day thing this way jesus was evil son of adultery.
praise jesus, praise mary, praise god, praise the holy spirit! i dont care if i am ignorate! if you went out and announced to the world that there was no god, so many people would give up on life!
these poor people in africa or other countries who have nothing to live for continue to fight, because they believe! the power of god is right in front of you
Great video & creativity. U shld come up with a movie script and make a serious commercial movie out of this idea. It'll be a way to tell the story of Christ and entertain at the same time.
@TerrificTriumphs this so called bullshit you speak that goes on today is not because of religion its because of us humans we are the cause to the problems if Christianity wasn't real there would still be situations around the world and problems so you cant blame a religion for the issues at hand it is our own selves fault for the issues
ALLAH WHOE CREATES YOU ALL< CREATES FROM NOTHING , WHO CREATES JESUS FROM NO FATHER AS HE CREATES ADAM OUR FATHER , ALLAH IS THE ONLY ONE GOD , WE HAVE TO WORSHIP HIM ,,,,, MY GOD AND YOUR GOD AND THE UNNIVERS GOD , NO GOD BUT HIM NO GOD BUT HIM NO GOD BUT HIM
@zeizoo Allah couldn't even keep Wal-Mart open on Christmas. So how's life going in Poorasshitistan? How's the donkey treating you? Avoiding those J-DAMS and UAV's I trust.
I bear witness that there is no god but God and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of God And I bear witness that Jesus is the Messenger of God Why should not you have just one book, Why do you have many books Thank God I am a Muslim and we have only one book only "Koran" is no god but God
I know the incessant plugging can get a bit irritating. I would like to apologise and say, if you liked this, odds are you'll like my new video (it's probably not as offensive) - 'Chrismukah' - I'm trying to make good things. Check it out on my video page. Just click my name!
@CoolLikePenguinNuts Do you think that your ridicule affects me, Satan? Blessed are those who are mocked and persecuted for the name of the Lord. Woe unto those that mock.
@VitoBandito1 It can be spelled either way. Like gray and grey. Look it up. You'll notice that Claus, and Clause are both indeed correct. I love literature, and as it turns out am far more versed in it than you. So, you tell me "Try reading a book once in a while." I say to you, "Try reading more than one, there's a whole world out there." Keep reaching troglodyte.
@VitoBandito1 Do you mean 6th grade? You're either foreign, or retarded. Look, you're chasing your tail here. Judging by your comments, it's clear I'm further educated than you've anticipated. It's obvious my reading comprehension is more than apt for this little tiff. I've been repelling your derision with ease. Now, as stimulating as this is... Picking on a handicapped person isn't doing it for me. So I have more important things to do... Like count the recessed lights in my ceiling. :)
@VitoBandito1 What's Jesus say about language like that? If he doesn't approve of this video... Wow, you're so going to burn in hell. LMFAO!!! How's Westmoro Baptist church doing you fucking psycho? Do the productive world a favor, and go play in traffic, you brain washed, child molesting faggot.
When you make fun of the son of god, it's very serious in the eyes of God. There isn't nothing funny of the life of Jesus. You're not a christian. James 1:26 "If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless."
People may call themselves "christian" in reality you are not. I'm not telling you what to believe but not even the people who cry out the Lord's name will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have no connection with Jesus, he doesn't know you. In fact, a person who does would NEVER find this a sense of humor. Not only are you disrespecting the name of Christians you are blinded by the own world you live in.
I'm no one to tell you what to be but your hypocrisy speaks for itself. REAL Christians know who really are the ones who call themselves children of God and the ones who call themselves "Christians" for the heck of it. Next time you want to laugh at Jesus do it outside of Youtube without mentioning your ignorance, it gives us REAL Christians a bad name from people like you.
@SiiNTi People like ME have a sense of humor. You obviously dont. So before you call someone ignorant, make sure you look at yourself for a long time. Your just as hypocritical as everyone else.
I look at myself the way God wants me to be, not to please you or to please man. As I said before, next time you want to laugh at our father in heaven do it outside of Youtube without mentioning your ignorance, it truly gives us real Christians a bad name. Hypocrites who call themselves Christian and laugh at your own God. May God have mercy on you, really. You're blinded by the sin and the world of man that it has nothing do with your humor. You Ignorant.
the bible has been re jigged and re-written innumerable times, this is probably as close to the King James bible as the king james bible is to the dead sea scrolls. So maybe it's time for a new more credible version with less magic and more sci-fi
I don't understand why we have to make fun of peoples religion, race, or disabilities. This type of video is the same thing as racism and profiling. It actually hurts when someone makes fun of something so important to you. There's no need, other than, to create anger and hate with these videos. Let's all exist in peace. The world offers plenty of material for jokes.
Would have been funnier if he was there to kill jesus... but then, there is no greater threat to man than religion, so Skynet would want Jesus to live and die on the cross so that the evil of Christianity could be the source of more bloodshed than anything else in history... save Skynet. lol. But if you went back and killed Moses, maybe Skynet would have been built and realized that it could live in harmony with a wiser version of mankind. One without the 3 major religions.
This coming from someone who has a pot leaf as their picture & calls himself "drugman24"? At least I know what you're smoking.
I laugh at religious people because their stupid beliefs are funny. This skit mocked them as well. Why watch it if you're so sensitive about religion? Just hide in your basement where no one will hurt you & everyone gets along.
This is the real world. People laugh, cry & hate. It's hard not to hate a religion thats every bit as bloody as terrorists
i love this fucking video it's hilarious holy crap dude your opinion is just so beyond ignorant that blows my min, sure they killed a lot of people in the past but that was like over 200 years ago, and you are still crying about it? dude you are the one whu needs to get a grip on reality, your stupidity goes through the roof ma. it's not even funny how stupid you are, if you knew a lot of christian people like me you know they are like fucking saints
Oh, Ok. I see your sarcasm now. I get it. You're pretty funny. I loved "but that was like over 200 years ago." That made me bust a gut! "Christians are fucking saints." HAH! You're funny dude. Probably funnier than this video. Thanks. Glad you think I'm smart. One day, Christianity will be a bad memory.
'For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.'
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.''
@AmericansAreTerorist ALL-LLAH is the Devil, not God, QURAN is not true, it has lies and you think it is your 'duty' to spread lies and be a terrorist to the Hindus,Chinese,Indians,Russians,Phililpines, etc and anybody who do not want to hear you. That is not gonna convert anybody to Islam....you make Islam to taste bad and sour.
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.''
@LOGICandREAS0N Your handle should be reversed. Hitler and Chairman Mao of China and Stalin were athiests who used LOGIC and REASON (to them) to kill 50+ millions of people and that is just in the 20th Century!!! It is really bad I look over the history of Humanism (Worship of Humans, Man is the Measure of All Things), more death, division, and controlling of the masses in ancient Greece, in Humanism women and slaves are Sub-Human!!!! IN THE END the Bible doesn't support stoning & slavery.
@yopperies Just like when Jesus told that fig tree to 'wither and die' it did. Jesus would simply tell that Terminator 'your circuits are fried' and the Terminator would burn out and tip over....dead! Jesus don't need even to raise His hand or nothing.
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.''
'For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.'
Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
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2Th_2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
1Th 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
@NSequeira funny how such a simple saying is so stupid many arguments are started just because people cant let things go if they see something they don't like or think is stupid they ridicule it or make fun of it the best idea that a person should have is to just keep their thoughts to themselves instead of making an idiot out of themselves
'For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.'
Leave the muslim alone... That's there beliefs... Just like the Jewish people they don't believe that Jesus was Gods Son... only us Christians believe that...
@jjkjhgjkh serious dude who else has more than 70 different names KING OF KINGS LORD OF LORDS SON OF MAN LORD ALMIGHTY AND SO ON HE IS JESUS THE LAMB THAT WAS SLAIN
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
Jesus blood was rh negative,the originators of this rare blood are the basque people...=)
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''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
galinkame 3 days ago
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MrNicolas747 2 weeks ago
need an ark? i Noah guy
juanr711 2 weeks ago 2
Jesus was already protected by angels. But in a way, the video brings to light a situation that actually happened when The Savior disclosed the necessity of his demise, which he had already discussed on a mountain top with Elijah and Moses; the apostle Peter tried to intervene. However, it wasn't Peter himself, but rather the Devil which had temporarily commandeered Peter as his mouth-piece. This is a common problem with humanity: too often they become unsuspecting pawns controlled by evil.
Ovocative87 2 weeks ago
lol year 0000
AppleiVideo 2 weeks ago
that was funny
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''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
galinkame 2 weeks ago
This video is pretty funny, I am a firm believer in Jesus Christ. To all the people that are saying people will go to hell if they think is funny, who are you to judge? God only gave Jesus the power to condemn people, not you. So by saying your a Christian and then condemning people, makes you look foolish and you give true followers of Jesus Christ a bad name. Here's a thought. How bout yall try praying for the lost souls instead of condemning them just because they haven't experienced God in
calebalvarez1234 2 weeks ago 2
@calebalvarez1234 I agree being a "true" follower this is just funny it isn’t at all misrepresenting Jesus or making direct fun at him like other videos. It’s just having a laugh about what if, so there isn’t a need for anyone of faith to get angry about it. In fact if you are a believer you should never really get angry at all because it’s not of you anymore but you are still welcomed to an opinion.
AfroKing333 2 weeks ago
@calebalvarez1234 amen!
Ovocative87 2 weeks ago
I found this hilarious xD If you can't take a joke then get off YouTube.
scarballea 3 weeks ago
these people who are mocking jesus will go to hell. repent now for this is the last year on earth.
FallofDarkness55 3 weeks ago
@FallofDarkness55 Get the fuck out of here xD
scarballea 3 weeks ago
@FallofDarkness55 go away. you half minded fuck.
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@FallofDarkness55 why would u think this is the last year. btw im a christian and people respond better if you say that "Jesus loves you" instead.
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''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
galinkame 3 weeks ago
These comedians will go to hell.
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Woe to you guys! all of you! you will all perish... corrupt souls! Jesus have done NO WRONG at all, He is the only good and the only GOD. I suggest that in order for you to have brains, research about HIM and read the Holy Bible and be baptized as Catholics. Or, choose your miserable path if you want. Arise oh Lord, and let Thy enemies be scattered. And let them that hate the flee before Thy Holy Face.
sagolito 3 weeks ago
lol really is quite funny.... "he'll be back" hehe. i wouldnt worry im not easily offended. ive been rejected by the world twice now and i took it like a man. a little parody isnt enough to get me steamed up.
LordChristAlmighty 3 weeks ago
You should be ashamed. You need to repent.
ILZESC 3 weeks ago
@ILZESC Naw you need to get off the internet.
scarballea 3 weeks ago
people should not have videos like this
shigglemyjiggle 3 weeks ago
@shigglemyjiggle Well we do so....Get over it ;D
scarballea 3 weeks ago
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shigglemyjiggle 3 weeks ago
@shigglemyjiggle Because I laughed at a fucking video? Wow i guess God isn't as caring, loving, and forgiving as all you retards make him out to be. KThanxBye.
scarballea 3 weeks ago
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shigglemyjiggle 3 weeks ago
@scarballea It is not because you laughed at a comedy. It is because you harbor an ulterior motive: your hatred for your Creator. The joke is that John Conner would not have sent a terminator to rescue the Christ, because Conner doesn't exist. However, a form of The Terminator is presently existent even as we speak: the computer. It may be that a form of global Skynet may become the abomination that maketh desolate, and in it's present form caused the Complex Derivative Economic Crisis, 2008
Ovocative87 2 weeks ago
@Ovocative87 whoa whoa dude calm the hell down...who the hell said i hated jesus??? how are you gonna come in here and judge me as if you know me? i just know how to laugh at my own opinions and beliefs without getting mad. i love jesus, and if your so anti-jesus vs terminator...wtf are you even doing on here???
scarballea 2 weeks ago
@scarballea Naw it makes me not fucking idiot and makes you a liar. How could you tell everyone how loving God is and forgiving and everything and then say im burning in hell for laughing at a fucking joke? Maybe YOUR the one who doesnt truly know God, cause the one I KNOW would probably laugh at this too cause unlike you he can take a joke ;D
scarballea 3 weeks ago
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shigglemyjiggle 3 weeks ago
i mean good
goodviedo100 3 weeks ago
god to no there are still christians on youtube
goodviedo100 3 weeks ago
Did you know? Jesus was son of bitch,his mother marry used to give sex pleasure for money in Jersalem,and when she got pregnant she wanted to hide her shame by calling jesus son of god,and all jews until this day thing this way jesus was evil son of adultery.
khaledomsn 3 weeks ago 2
praise jesus, praise mary, praise god, praise the holy spirit! i dont care if i am ignorate! if you went out and announced to the world that there was no god, so many people would give up on life!
these poor people in africa or other countries who have nothing to live for continue to fight, because they believe! the power of god is right in front of you
THERIDDLER114 4 weeks ago
quaaaaaaaaaaaaaak quaaaaaaaaaaak....
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
Great video & creativity. U shld come up with a movie script and make a serious commercial movie out of this idea. It'll be a way to tell the story of Christ and entertain at the same time.
amoschinoz 1 month ago
@TerrificTriumphs this so called bullshit you speak that goes on today is not because of religion its because of us humans we are the cause to the problems if Christianity wasn't real there would still be situations around the world and problems so you cant blame a religion for the issues at hand it is our own selves fault for the issues
millklin 1 month ago
Jesus loves everybody. Even all you disbelieving, heathen, reprobates and there's nothing funny in Hell.
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
ALLAH WHOE CREATES YOU ALL< CREATES FROM NOTHING , WHO CREATES JESUS FROM NO FATHER AS HE CREATES ADAM OUR FATHER , ALLAH IS THE ONLY ONE GOD , WE HAVE TO WORSHIP HIM ,,,,, MY GOD AND YOUR GOD AND THE UNNIVERS GOD , NO GOD BUT HIM NO GOD BUT HIM NO GOD BUT HIM
THE GREATEST AND THE GOD OF JESUS
zeizoo 1 month ago
@zeizoo Allah couldn't even keep Wal-Mart open on Christmas. So how's life going in Poorasshitistan? How's the donkey treating you? Avoiding those J-DAMS and UAV's I trust.
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@zeizoo ibethel.tv/watch/979/the-power-of-worship-heals/2011/02/11
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I bear witness that there is no god but God and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of God And I bear witness that Jesus is the Messenger of God Why should not you have just one book, Why do you have many books Thank God I am a Muslim and we have only one book only "Koran" is no god but God
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I know the incessant plugging can get a bit irritating. I would like to apologise and say, if you liked this, odds are you'll like my new video (it's probably not as offensive) - 'Chrismukah' - I'm trying to make good things. Check it out on my video page. Just click my name!
haydencohen 1 month ago
THANK GOD FOR DEATH.
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It is written: God is not mocked.
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@VitoBandito1 Actually you typed it. Written would include some paper and a pen... or pencil... or crayon... TWIT
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@CoolLikePenguinNuts Do you think that your ridicule affects me, Satan? Blessed are those who are mocked and persecuted for the name of the Lord. Woe unto those that mock.
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@VitoBandito1 THUNDERCATS WOE! Do you still believe in santa clause too? Grow up.
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@CoolLikePenguinNuts Clause? Try reading a book once in awhile, Moron!
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@VitoBandito1 It can be spelled either way. Like gray and grey. Look it up. You'll notice that Claus, and Clause are both indeed correct. I love literature, and as it turns out am far more versed in it than you. So, you tell me "Try reading a book once in a while." I say to you, "Try reading more than one, there's a whole world out there." Keep reaching troglodyte.
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@CoolLikePenguinNuts I doubt very much you have even a grade 6 reading comprehension.
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@VitoBandito1 Do you mean 6th grade? You're either foreign, or retarded. Look, you're chasing your tail here. Judging by your comments, it's clear I'm further educated than you've anticipated. It's obvious my reading comprehension is more than apt for this little tiff. I've been repelling your derision with ease. Now, as stimulating as this is... Picking on a handicapped person isn't doing it for me. So I have more important things to do... Like count the recessed lights in my ceiling. :)
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@CoolLikePenguinNuts No. I mean grade 6. Fucktard.
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@VitoBandito1 What's Jesus say about language like that? If he doesn't approve of this video... Wow, you're so going to burn in hell. LMFAO!!! How's Westmoro Baptist church doing you fucking psycho? Do the productive world a favor, and go play in traffic, you brain washed, child molesting faggot.
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@CoolLikePenguinNuts You have an obsession with penguin nuts and you call me a fagget? pffft... you're sicker than i thought...
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@WarmLikePenguinScrotum quaaaaaaaaak quaaaaaaaaak quaaaaaaaaak
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
Im Christian, and this is hilarious, im sure God has a sense of humor like us XD
TheInsaneJaguar 1 month ago
@TheInsaneJaguar
When you make fun of the son of god, it's very serious in the eyes of God. There isn't nothing funny of the life of Jesus. You're not a christian. James 1:26 "If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless."
SiiNTi 1 month ago
@SiiNTi "There isn't nothing funny." Wow, your grammar is even worse than your misguided interpretation of the word. Pretty impressive.
CoolLikePenguinNuts 1 month ago
@SiiNTi Well said. It is a deceptive way Satan gets you to insult God.
VitoBandito1 1 month ago
@SiiNTi Actually I am a Christian. Dont tell me what I can and cant believe.
Everyone has a sense of humor, theres nothing wrong with this video.
TheInsaneJaguar 1 month ago
@TheInsaneJaguar
People may call themselves "christian" in reality you are not. I'm not telling you what to believe but not even the people who cry out the Lord's name will enter the kingdom of heaven. You have no connection with Jesus, he doesn't know you. In fact, a person who does would NEVER find this a sense of humor. Not only are you disrespecting the name of Christians you are blinded by the own world you live in.
SiiNTi 1 month ago
@SiiNTi Well go ahead and tell me what Im NOT supposed to be, because im just going to ignore you. I AM a Christian whether you like it or not.
TheInsaneJaguar 1 month ago
@TheInsaneJaguar
I'm no one to tell you what to be but your hypocrisy speaks for itself. REAL Christians know who really are the ones who call themselves children of God and the ones who call themselves "Christians" for the heck of it. Next time you want to laugh at Jesus do it outside of Youtube without mentioning your ignorance, it gives us REAL Christians a bad name from people like you.
SiiNTi 1 month ago
@SiiNTi People like ME have a sense of humor. You obviously dont. So before you call someone ignorant, make sure you look at yourself for a long time. Your just as hypocritical as everyone else.
TheInsaneJaguar 1 month ago
@TheInsaneJaguar
I look at myself the way God wants me to be, not to please you or to please man. As I said before, next time you want to laugh at our father in heaven do it outside of Youtube without mentioning your ignorance, it truly gives us real Christians a bad name. Hypocrites who call themselves Christian and laugh at your own God. May God have mercy on you, really. You're blinded by the sin and the world of man that it has nothing do with your humor. You Ignorant.
SiiNTi 1 month ago
@SiiNTi Go ahead and call me ignorant. I love God. And dont you dare threaten me of his mercy.
TheInsaneJaguar 4 weeks ago
the bible has been re jigged and re-written innumerable times, this is probably as close to the King James bible as the king james bible is to the dead sea scrolls. So maybe it's time for a new more credible version with less magic and more sci-fi
jcse16 1 month ago
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AbortedBabysInMakeUp 1 month ago
here is a good one of jesus.
type.... jesus rolling down a hill
blinkey6 1 month ago
pontius pilate at 10 o clock!
PacificRunaway 1 month ago
What vicious, heretical blasphemy!
Arcticnick 1 month ago
I used to be a T-100...........but I took an arrow to the knee.
TheMusicMan29 1 month ago
why?
sweetlovecup 1 month ago
this is crazy
yashiramarrero21 1 month ago
HOLY CRAP, IT'S THE MESSIAH! Oh, and there's Jesus too.
Ghostlyghostgamer 1 month ago
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I don't understand why we have to make fun of peoples religion, race, or disabilities. This type of video is the same thing as racism and profiling. It actually hurts when someone makes fun of something so important to you. There's no need, other than, to create anger and hate with these videos. Let's all exist in peace. The world offers plenty of material for jokes.
m1a1stud 1 month ago
Would have been funnier if he was there to kill jesus... but then, there is no greater threat to man than religion, so Skynet would want Jesus to live and die on the cross so that the evil of Christianity could be the source of more bloodshed than anything else in history... save Skynet. lol. But if you went back and killed Moses, maybe Skynet would have been built and realized that it could live in harmony with a wiser version of mankind. One without the 3 major religions.
CrossTheGrigori 2 months ago in playlist More videos from chan10
@CrossTheGrigori this internet hate for christianity is pretty patethic and sad, like you
DrugMan24 1 month ago
@DrugMan24
This coming from someone who has a pot leaf as their picture & calls himself "drugman24"? At least I know what you're smoking.
I laugh at religious people because their stupid beliefs are funny. This skit mocked them as well. Why watch it if you're so sensitive about religion? Just hide in your basement where no one will hurt you & everyone gets along.
This is the real world. People laugh, cry & hate. It's hard not to hate a religion thats every bit as bloody as terrorists
CrossTheGrigori 1 month ago
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
i love this fucking video it's hilarious holy crap dude your opinion is just so beyond ignorant that blows my min, sure they killed a lot of people in the past but that was like over 200 years ago, and you are still crying about it? dude you are the one whu needs to get a grip on reality, your stupidity goes through the roof ma. it's not even funny how stupid you are, if you knew a lot of christian people like me you know they are like fucking saints
DrugMan24 1 month ago
@DrugMan24
Oh, Ok. I see your sarcasm now. I get it. You're pretty funny. I loved "but that was like over 200 years ago." That made me bust a gut! "Christians are fucking saints." HAH! You're funny dude. Probably funnier than this video. Thanks. Glad you think I'm smart. One day, Christianity will be a bad memory.
CrossTheGrigori 1 month ago
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@CrossTheGrigori
'For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.'
galinkame 1 month ago
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Hey if you don't/do believe in God thumbs up or check out my channel thanks for your time everyone
ilovejesus84 2 months ago
''For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.''
galinkame 2 months ago
@galinkame fuck off
whatchalamagopagoop 2 months ago
@AmericansAreTerorist ALL-LLAH is the Devil, not God, QURAN is not true, it has lies and you think it is your 'duty' to spread lies and be a terrorist to the Hindus,Chinese,Indians,Russians,Phililpines, etc and anybody who do not want to hear you. That is not gonna convert anybody to Islam....you make Islam to taste bad and sour.
kdc43 2 months ago
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''For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.''
galinkame 2 months ago
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The bible:
Says the earth is less than 10,000 years old (science from the Flintstones)
Supports slavery and stoning your child
Says the oldest man to live was Methuselah at 969 years old (Genesis 5:27)
Contains 10 commandments, most of which aren’t even laws...
Has a New Testament because the old one was “fucked up”
Was written by about 40 men over a period of about 1600 years
Religion does three things quite effectively: divides people, controls people, deludes people.
LOGICandREAS0N 2 months ago
@LOGICandREAS0N Your handle should be reversed. Hitler and Chairman Mao of China and Stalin were athiests who used LOGIC and REASON (to them) to kill 50+ millions of people and that is just in the 20th Century!!! It is really bad I look over the history of Humanism (Worship of Humans, Man is the Measure of All Things), more death, division, and controlling of the masses in ancient Greece, in Humanism women and slaves are Sub-Human!!!! IN THE END the Bible doesn't support stoning & slavery.
kdc43 2 months ago
mmh just turned 18
158ncnickcafarella87 2 months ago
oh the Terminator would fucking OWN jesus in any fight.
yopperies 2 months ago
@yopperies Just like when Jesus told that fig tree to 'wither and die' it did. Jesus would simply tell that Terminator 'your circuits are fried' and the Terminator would burn out and tip over....dead! Jesus don't need even to raise His hand or nothing.
kdc43 2 months ago
Galincame
U even know the verse?
gobldegook100 2 months ago
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Jesus is fur better than da termntr,coz jesus is in da past en da futre,en termntr just in da futre
MickelOMagicb22 2 months ago
Jesus is fur better than da termntr,coz jesus is in da past en da futre,en termntr just in da futre
MickelOMagicb22 2 months ago
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Want to learn the real truth about Jesus? Search for "Church of Innerspace" in Google and read what it says. It is not what you think it is.
RhythmTruth 2 months ago
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not funny at all
almadeneh 2 months ago
If only this movie took the place of the real T3...
WWEvTNA2009 2 months ago
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He will be back...
magicforest1000 2 months ago
Hilarious i just wish the quality would be better.
crazycoop95 2 months ago
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''For God so loved the world (you and me) that he gave his one and only Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him shall not perish (in hell) but have eternal life (in heaven). For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.''
galinkame 2 months ago
Zombie Jesus is in the sequel
elikron4ever 2 months ago
Jesus farted in this video
springdale122583 2 months ago
How did he teleport to the past naked and end up with a shotgun?
Defender2516 2 months ago
BABY JESUS IN WAR
La Guerra De Los Totems: Capitulo VI
by 8BitTeamTV
raggazobenito 2 months ago
wow...JUDAS vs TERMINATOR ! so.. funny!
iikiik92 2 months ago
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'For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.'
galinkame 2 months ago
of course the terminator
Jesus was a regular ugly jew boy with afro bad at sport and had no friends.
Your argument is invaild
Teimaninja 2 months ago
@Teimaninja Jews had str8t hair not afros, I hate to be you on J-Day. And YOUR historical argument is invalid.
kdc43 2 months ago
Terminator: Advanced Futuristic Cyborg with enhanced strength, intelligence, and weaponry.
Jesus: Some old dude with a false title...
Terminator - Jesus
DarkSanster 2 months ago
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Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
=> for more information type in google "TheDeenShow"
akeello 2 months ago
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fuck you i love god
LuddEEnHns 2 months ago
JUDAS HAD IT COMING.
NyxRedvines 2 months ago
2Th_2:8 And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
1Th 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Graybillionaire 2 months ago
Looks better than the REAL Terminator 3...
MrBranchFreeman 2 months ago 7
hahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahha
darkseer100 2 months ago
I agree with onlymatrixoffury or whatever it is.
I'm a devout Christian but I still think that this is funny.
NavySealO3 2 months ago
@NavySealO3 Why are you a Christian? I mean I had imaginary friends when I was younger, but as an older mature person, not really.
conman2317 2 months ago
thaose are my brothers
elkhrz 2 months ago
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elkhrz 2 months ago
thats not funny making funof jesus
marinocrewof7 2 months ago 7
@marinocrewof7 religion should be made fun of as much as possible
NSequeira 1 month ago
@NSequeira funny how such a simple saying is so stupid many arguments are started just because people cant let things go if they see something they don't like or think is stupid they ridicule it or make fun of it the best idea that a person should have is to just keep their thoughts to themselves instead of making an idiot out of themselves
millklin 1 month ago
@marinocrewof7 actually it is lol
aquas23 1 month ago
I came here after watch dick figures. Din-din-din
USSafeguard 2 months ago
hahahaha... fool christian bastard haha
IslamDuniaKu1989 2 months ago
hm Im a student living by herself
bobewolmer 2 months ago
motherfuckes
FASTANDFURIOUSR34 2 months ago
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'For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.'
galinkame 2 months ago
omg stop taking this video seriously. Am i seriously the only christian who isnt offended by every comedic video with Jesus in it, omg...
OnlyMatrixofFury11 2 months ago
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Roses are Grey.
Violets are Dick.
This poem makes no sense.
Octopus
TheNucleusBomb9000 3 months ago
hey chan10 dont freak jesus you juje you after death
raraldful 3 months ago
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What a mockery of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. HOW DARE YOU.
PraiseJesusFriends 3 months ago
841 is a "fuck nice guy"
Seyfertt 3 months ago
I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
kaykko 3 months ago
hahah this video is sooooooo funny,
kronstrol 3 months ago
Leave the muslim alone... That's there beliefs... Just like the Jewish people they don't believe that Jesus was Gods Son... only us Christians believe that...
IzZyOfTrUtH07 3 months ago 2
@IzZyOfTrUtH07 jesus fake GOD lol
kronstrol 3 months ago
voces adorão brincar com deus....deixa quando deus desperta sua ira..ai vcs verão que ninguém pode brincar com ele....
ismaelfogonodiabo 3 months ago
He will be back! lol
9zBrandon 3 months ago
funny
monstamixa 3 months ago
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ha I`m a very sesy girl as you will see waiting you to teach me
10julietteblackbum10 3 months ago
STOP killing Judas JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Gamer66Pro 3 months ago 16
@Gamer66Pro pontios pilatos at 10 clock 0.0 BAM
gang1337grace 2 months ago
everybody knows that allah is the only god and jesus is his prophet "not his son" that's why we laugh at this because its not true
jjkjhgjkh 3 months ago
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@jjkjhgjkh who ask you?
minette4789 3 months ago
@jjkjhgjkh serious dude who else has more than 70 different names KING OF KINGS LORD OF LORDS SON OF MAN LORD ALMIGHTY AND SO ON HE IS JESUS THE LAMB THAT WAS SLAIN
goldenhawk952 3 months ago
hey everybody knows that allah is the only god and jesus is his prophet "not his son" thats why we laughed at this
jjkjhgjkh 3 months ago
if the calender started when jesus was born , should'nt he be born in 1/1 ???
i;m just asking
jjkjhgjkh 3 months ago
Is this a movie
yoblackops7 3 months ago
Fuck I luv this thing, lets pray for the maker,
Labotlhano 3 months ago
the funny thing is...If this story was in the bible, you people would still believe it.
andlyndav 3 months ago
240p...we meet again.
MagicSnipeReborn 3 months ago 3
I will pray for whoever made this vudeo
3john321 3 months ago
@3john321 shut up
andlyndav 3 months ago 2
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''For God so loved the world (you and me) that He gave His only begotten Son (JESUS), that whoever believes in Him should not perish (in hell) but have everlasting life (in heaven). For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.''
galinkame 3 months ago
Terminator: Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock
Jesus: (turns around)
Terminator: BOOOOOOM
Jesus: GIMME THAT THING
thepersonfromurmom 3 months ago
funny as fuck!
kruegerfan85 3 months ago
"dont worry, hel be back" ROTFLMFAO PMSL
warriorxp111 3 months ago
Who's that faggot fighting The terminator?
ImOnALulzBoat 3 months ago
@ImOnALulzBoat Fuck u, that's Jesus Christ the redeemer and savor.
SuperZMAN714 3 months ago
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i will put my dick in your mouth your a pussy fucker
1997biju 3 months ago
i like pie
Toxicanusproductions 3 months ago
لااله الا الله محمد رسول الله
Oh, Christ worshipers! We want an answer to our question from your wise.
If the Lord was murdered by some people’s act…what sort of god is this?
Was the whole entity left without a Sustainer… so who answered the prayers?
How could the rods stand to bear the True Lord when He was fastened
What a sight it is!A grave that enclosed a god!
What’s more weird is the belly that had Him in it!
So, Christ worshiper, open your eyes,
there is only one god (Allah)
cosmicboy87 3 months ago