This Isn't Hogwarts by Hank Green - Video LP

[timetravellingowl]

I'm doing my maths homework while listening to this =D

[Crai600]

I love nerdfighters. I have the second top post for this, and i keep getting comments on who the eff is hank. I love this. :D

[rainabraina]

Slytherin has all of you guys beat!!!!!!

[Shadows1203]

Theme song for Steve Smith.

[42monstermunch]

...the story of my life...

[fashiongurl37]

@42monstermunch same here bro

[Nimrast]

@CrazedAuthor Go Ravenclaw!!!

[ohsnapitzizzii]

okaayy, so apparently (according to pottermore) i'm a hufflepuff, but I'm definitely some kind of RavenPuff...

[CrazedAuthor]

Let's just get this straight: Ravenclaws have EPIC brains, and we OWN the sky, the Gryffindor Rally Cry got it wrong, RAVENCLAWS own the sky!!!!!!!!!! It's all about strategy, so that's when geniuses come in hand.

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@CrazedAuthor HAZZAH! *spills pumpkin juice on self*

Maybe I don't belong in Ravenclaw..........

[rethinkOURreality]

The only thing that sucks is that they have exams and homework too... D:

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

I'd be wearing robes or Blue and Bronze.

[Pixiestix123321]

Robes with gold and red? Respect lost; we all know that Hufflepuff is where it's at. :D

[Rixtm27]

Listening to this while writing legendary BORING essay on non-moving pictures...

If it weren't for this song I swear I would've drowned it its notsome-ness D:

[parvanaturalia]

@Rixtm27 Oh, you poor thing. I just got the most awesome essay topic ever - I'm supposed to explain, through an analysis of Batman, why comic books ought to be regarded as art.

[Rixtm27]

@parvanaturalia best. topic. EVER. <3

[parvanaturalia]

@Rixtm27 I know, right? But the thing that has me most happy about it is that my professor wants to publish our works (if they're good enough, at any rate) in the collegiate newspaper. Because he adores comics and feels they're not appreciated enough. It gives me hope for the future of the comic book industry in my tiny part of Europe.

[hayhay509]

I think if I looked into the mirror of Erised I'd be wearing wizard robes with deep blue thread

[thetimelady42]

"Hey Dumbledore, show me a magic trick"

From that day forward, Voldemort swore revenge against Dumbledore for taking his nose.

[CustardStig]

If my school has a talent show this year, I would want to sing this. I'm not even that great a singer. But if it made more people Nerdfighters, it would be worth it!

[iDiiNOALLY]

My Hogwarts letter just came late this year... yeah, that's it... they're too busy celebrating Voldemort's demise...

oh lord... school...

[sighcantthinkofaname]

-Sigh- School starts again tomorrow.

[Cthlhu4President]

Ravenclaw ftw

[lotsoflaughs45]

@Cthlhu4President dude TOTESSS!!!!!.

[jilloplo]

Hufflepuff: The "We Had To Put You Somewhere" House.

[CustardStig]

@jilloplo Or rather the "And everyone else can go where ever the hell they want" House. Or both.

[BenGriffithsReviews]

Who hangs out in the owlery?

[rockyrigby]

@BenGriffithsReviews I would. Nobody would be there. Getting some *privacy* for the romancing.

[jelbertie]

@BenGriffithsReviews Owls

[sheleftmalfoy]

@BenGriffithsReviews Obviously not you. Who wouldn't want to hang in the owlery? With the owl shit and dead rodents. So much fun.

[Evimarie08]

Does anyone have chords for this?

[Patriciamcb]

my profile in 'your pants' has a reference to this song <3

[99WasteofTime]

john tells ENGORGIO at 1:00 :D

[FantasyMadeline]

I can relate so much with this song! Well, actually, I bet we all can. Harry Potter nerds win at life! DFTBA!

[Wman621]

I dont like how they don't put peeves in the movies.

[HPfanGirl19]

Im a Hufflepuff...*sigh*

[thelastfigrole]

This song is totally awesome

[Crai600]

Who the eff is Hank?

[Geekrockify]

@Crai600 Hank was a  planet at the other end of our solar system.

but alas Hank was too small to be a planet and was therefore repurposed as a big rock ,

Hank shall remain a planet in my heart!

[Epocseer]

@Crai600 Hank is an small Eastern Eurasia country who's main economic exports are corndogs and anglerfish.

[scaryguy004]

@Crai600 the guy who sings this songs

[uiruu]

@scaryguy004 Know your inside jokes, man.

[fashiongurl37]

@Crai600 hank is awesome

[mirosango14]

@Crai600 Hank is a fictional material from the Superman mythos —the ore form of a radioactive element from Superman's home planet. he is famous for being the ultimate natural weakness of Superman, and has since become synonymous with an Achilles' heel —the one weakness of an otherwise invulnerable hero.

don't forget to be awesome ;)

[largerthanlifeus]

@Crai600 Hank is the secret setting on most commonly bought blenders.

[achen621]

@Crai600 John Green's brother who are both made of awesome

[themadscientistIT]

Can i get a music only version of this song? :P

[ReflectionsInMyIris]

I woke up with this song stuck in my head..

[RockStarShikaShika]

It's okay, all you're missing here at Hogwarts is how the Gryffindor team is going to destroy Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Jigglypuff.

[uiruu]

@RockStarShikaShika I would love to be in Jigglypuff house.

[zoemonkim]

@RockStarShikaShika Jigglypuff might have a chance though, they are very good finders

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@RockStarShikaShika NO! Ravenclaw will TOTALLY beat Gryffindor at our next match!

[parvanaturalia]

@xxTeamxHarryxx Great. Then all we have to do is defeat you Ravenclaw weaklings. *scheming*

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@parvanaturalia Nah. Wait until we kick your butt!! I am the best Chaser Ravenclaw's had since 1962!

[Wafflepal]

@xxTeamxHarryxx

Well, I think my house, Hufflepuff is taking Gryffindor AND Ravenclaw down! *hufflepride*

[peerieweirdo]

@RockStarShikaShika I doubt that, Jigglypuff can FIND the snitch before you've even kicked off the ground!

[achen621]

@RockStarShikaShika Hey Hufflepuff matters we have hufflepuff loyalty and a hardworking nature so give us some hufflepuff respect

[animefangirl1233]

fyi if i stop going to school it's all hank's fault ;)

[emvln92]

i say we change the words to "muggle school" instead of public school, because I, as a witch, most definitely don't belong at my private school either!

[jtburney]

The most magical thing we have is WiFi.

[teddysdrop]

@jtburney i respect you because of this

[jtburney]

@teddysdrop thanks, DFTBA

[marus815]

I´d be wearing wizard robes with gold and red?

more like blue and bronze....

[Mistiewell]

Ravenclaw! <3

[themagicludicolo]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A HUFFLEPUFF (SARCASM FTW)

[randomeese]

pff silly people arguing about who's the best house, if those amazing seven books have taught us anything it's that we have to work together for the greater good! *cheesy music*

[Gvf77x]

@randomeese Boooo! Gryffindor rulez!! xD jk jk

[KongKegso2]

this song finnaly made me know how to pronounce poltergeist

[percyslilsister]

@KongKegso2 lol me too

[KidCoda]

RAVENCLAWS FTW!!!



[xaveir14]

I WOULD HAVE STARTED THE ALBUM WITH THIS!

[Butterflypants]

This is one of Hanks songs that you actually can sing along to XD

-DFTBA

[Expandablez]

Anthem of my life.

[musicalpony]

I'M A PROUD HUFFLEPUFF

[violafreak114]

Um, no. The most magical thing at our school is an internet connection, and a one-and-a-half-hour study hall to exploit it :)

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

My life summed up into one AWESOME song

[whateverisright48]

Jigglypuff for life! We're particularly good FINDers.

[livvyandlove]

@whateverisright48  YES.

[MegaAppless]

you know...um computers are more magical...and picture can talk(audio chips/ipad)

[JandKgaming]

@MegaAppless Hahaha, guess what? SHUT UP.

[MegaAppless]

@JandKgaming well thats not very nice...

[ArentWeInAPickle]

@JandKgaming Dude, calm down.

[supersonickk]

@MegaAppless, You guys forget that when Hank was in High School, he didn't have the technology we take for granted.

[CarolineTheAwesome]

It doesn't matter what the sentence meant. It mattered what was implied. He implied that Hufflepuffs aren't cool. Haha you're thinking too hard and missing the point:P

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

Gryffindor for life <3

Hufflepuffs are awesome too!!

[babaloga139]

as a loyal Hufflepuff, i am glad that hank agrees that we are cool. LOLjk we're not cool but we are bumblebees

[archerofyail]

to everyone saying that hank is calling hufflepuffs uncool:

he's using a double negative in the line so he's saying that hufflepuffs ARE cool

[19sasukelover]

he says they don't put you in hufflepuff if your not cool

He knows hufflepuffs are cool

[rhall2413]

Im glad this is based on the books not the movies



[ArentWeInAPickle]

Silly Hank, Hufflepuffs are way cooler than Gryffindors! (Though Ravenclaws are best by far)

[Gvf77x]

@ArentWeInAPickle Afraid I'll have to disagree, my friend ;-)

Gryffindor's are the coolest. Why? Because we're AWESOME. That's why =D

(But Hufflepuff is okay too ;) )

[ArentWeInAPickle]

@Gvf77x Ehh, not really. Ravenclaws are better.

[diegocicero5]

SLYTHERIN FTW! yeah thats right im Slytherin got a problem with that? well i dont care, im proud of it :)

[x0ShYgIrL0x]

Oh my God, all the AVPM references in the comments are just amazing. So damn proud to be a Nerdfighter.

[darkgirlAAA]

GRIFFINDOR FTW xD

[BiggerThanChris]

Hey Guys :)

Were an Iris Pop Punk band :P

We just uploaded our new original - I Love You Anyway :)

So check us out and tell us what you think :P

P.s Great Job Hank ;)

love the LP :)

Thumbs up?:)

[k4386]

I'm a Slytherine. I am very rich. I'll go on a date with whoever gets the snitch. <3 (except I'm not rich xD)

[crazylizer27]

@PeaceEnmityLove If you're not cool, instead of putting you into hufflepuff you get sorted in the parking lot. He's saying that's what happens when you a loser. Beat up instead of THE BEST HOUSE EVER.

[bethanytheravenclaw]

RAVENCLAW FTW!

[bigguy1028]

Ravenclaw FTW!

[501SpaishImposters]

Don't try? Why would you not try at school? School is so much fun!!! (Is it really obvious that I'm a Ravenclaw?)

[zeitfreiheitlicht]

Haha, greatest song I've heard in a long time!

Go Ravenclaw!!

[PJSproductions97]

This song was all I could think about today in social studies.

[blackzabbathfan]

chords please

[ObscureOwls]

7 people are in hufflepuff and not proud.

[coexistandmusic]

What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!

[lunitaarrabalera]

@coexistandmusic hufflepuffs are particularly good finders

[patie9]

@lunitaarrabalera What the HELL is a hufflepuff?

[brawlfighter56]

@coexistandmusic hufflepuff is a house in hogwarts

[ddoglvr96]

@brawlfighter56 its a joke from avpm/s

[brawlfighter56]

@ddoglvr96 sorry...

[ddoglvr96]

@brawlfighter56 dont worry about it ;) you should watch it though, i FIND that its TOTALLY AWESOME

[Tatterdemarian]

@coexistandmusic I was going to include a link but apparently youtube doesn't let you comment youtube links -_- youtube "HOGWARTS: Which House Are You?" there you will find your answer.

[EmbryzImprint]

@coexistandmusic ?

[AClockworkStrawberry]

I, being a Slytherin, actually FIND Hufflepuff to be a pretty cool house.

[JanistheGiant]

@AClockworkStrawberry

HEEEELL YES!!

[UsefulAppendix]

I always hufflepuff with slytherin when I sing along to this song. :)

[Ashtar94]

...or is it "douchey"?  Damn.

[Ashtar94]

Okay, from xSobhan's comments, it's pretty clear either that he's being intentionally douchy just to get a rise out of people, or that he's irretrievably stupid. Either way, why bother engaging him? Maybe if we stop asking him to defend his homophobia, he'll go away.

[welovenatnalex]

@Ashtar94 yeah that would be a good idea... xD

[TheHoertz]

wait, why would he be partying in a place where owls crap?

[Mistiewell]

Brain of a Ravenclaw, heart of a Gryffendor! <3

[ciaramusicislifeTSS]

I love this song...listening to it made me realise that my school is actually kinda like Hogwarts. Except without the cool classes.

[miharuhattori]

until now I didn´t know, that you say "poltergeist" in English too^^...weird

[Deuteronomy213]

should've just ended the song at 1:37 its still awesome but I think it would work a lot better like a Ramones short song

[xSobhan]

@Deuteronomy213 the more the merrier

[kimthepersonwholoves]

in my dreams i am the wizard its me!

[MattIsSoBeastlyLike]

Only put u in hufflepuff if ur cool? Rriigghhttt

[uiruu]

@MattIsSoBeastlyLike the opposite

[TheHijackreaper]

After just recently reading through the entire seven-book series in less than a month, I find this song absolutely... uhhh, awfuckin'sowonderful.

[xSobhan]

:D

[evolvingboard]

@aloula97 yay I thought i was the only ravenclaw.

[AFIrock13]

@evolvingboard RAVENCLAW FTW!!!!

[TheCococoke]

BEST. SONG. EVER!!!!!!

[Wizbash]

Wow, reading these comments made me realise there are more Hufflepuffs than I thought. :D Go Hufflepuff!

[wwerick87]

sounds a little like old-school Greenday, I like it!

[cho474chang]

Harry Potter usernames unite!

[purplexcoke]

You've written the anthem for all us wizards. i applaud you.

[camoblackhawk]

does everybody agree this is made of awesome

[Ihopeformorehope]

This is my ringtone.

[KidCoda]

Ravenclaws ftw!

[uiruu]

vaguely punkish. LOVE IT.

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

Don't take this wrong, I love hank, but I'm getting a Hufflepuff vibe, not Gryffindor.

[turkolicious]

@IWishIWasHermioneG Hufflepuff is the best house. I feel like Nerdfighteria is full of Hufflepuffs.

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

@turkolicious Hufflepuffs for the win!!

[aloula97]

@turkolicious no way. RAVENCLAWS FTW.

[turkolicious]

@aloula97 I've always felt that Ravenclaws kind of toe the Slytherin line...

[thedeadman333]

I would love robes of green. just saying

[valloir]

When I sing along with this song, I always sing "this is not Hogwarts, This is a *cardboard* box" :s

Oops :)

[MrMountweazel]

Most people think that March is my favorite month because my birthday is the fourth. NAY NAY- I always love July because I can always count on a new Harry Potter song by Hank Green. Keep it up, Hank!

DFTBA!

[crazylizer27]

Hufflepuffs AREN'T cool? This is depressing. I'm a proud Hufflepuff.

[tenatopps]

@crazylizer27 what the hell is a Hufflepuff ?

[darkgirlAAA]

@tenatopps LOL xD

[br3sh33]

@tenatopps please tell me your kidding. Hufflepuff as in HARRY POTTER!!! If you don't know Harry Potter you are a poor deprived child. I pity you

[EmmyBea]

@br3sh33 It was referencing A Very Potter Musical. The correct answer is "Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDERS" (you would get it if you watched AVPM)

[tenatopps]

@br3sh33 Allusion to A Very Potter Musical anyone ?

[br3sh33]

@tenatopps Never heard of it, but I'll check it out

[MegaPower124]

you need to release the instrumentals, i'd love to do a slight adaptation for my camp!

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

This always reminds me of bowling for soup...

[evolvingboard]

Best. Studying. Album. Ever. Seriously 100x more efficient than when I was listening to pandora

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

@evolvingboard agreed.

[musicalmedli]

This is so funny :) If only I understood all of the HP jokes :/

[liveforlaughsx]

'And they don't put you in Hufflepuff if you're not cool...'

The hufflepuff in the room is slightly offended.

[MrChickenZombie]

@liveforlaughsx Indeed.

[aloula97]

"And I think if I looked into the Mirror of Erised

I'd be wearing wizard robes with gold and red"

Naa, i'd be wearing green and silver xD