porky's

[lilshorty0869]

BEST SCENE IN HISTORY!!!!!!! I FELL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!

[MrWelch313]

who was the guy in the pic?

[loqutor]

@MrWelch313 Dwight D. Eisenhower, I believe.

[MrWelch313]

@loqutor thanks

[Johnracerx]

I love this part lmao

[899robinson]

I can NOT keep a straight face while watching this, even if someone BET ME TO! HA HA HA!!! This was one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen period! Awesome!>D

[SNola70]

this is by far the funniest scene I have ever seen in any movie.

[loqutor]

It is with no hyperbole that I say I thought I was gonna die laughing the first time I saw this.

[amiinabdulahi38]

i was born in mid 80's and i've seen this movie the first time at 99 and I can't stop laughing at this scene over 12 years hahahahahaa... ONE OF THE BESTTTTTTT SCENES EVER IN THE MOVIE HISTORY!!!!! PORKYS all the way

[swwatson1]

One of the best scenes! Ahhhh

[oboshredder2]

26 people have a mole on there tallywhackers

[jamcrane3]

@oboshredder2

Well, 27, but I didn't hit the dislike button.

[Vyselink]

thumbs up if you agree: quite possibly the funniest four minutes in all of movie history.

[8quart]

the capper is when the principal cracks up

[simolui]

timing and acting (the all 6 actors) just perfect!!!!

[Vyselink]

@simolui 5



[baked4211]

a real monty python moment

[KEYSERSOZE1965]

Rest In Peace Wyatt, your tallywhacker gave us the most hilarious 4 minutes we've ever laughed at in film.

[MrCherryCola]

Those guys's guts must be hurting after that.

[loqutor]

@MrCherryCola Mine certainly were.

[edjr672]

RIP Tommy Turner. Very sad you took your own life.

[JimHadar1]

@edjr672 Wyatt Knight (Tommy) put up a long and painful fight against non-Hodgkins lymphoma, one of the worst kinds of cancer imaginable. Finally he reached his endurance limit.

[estyle40]

@JimHadar1 I heard about that last night. Wont look at this movie the same again. This scene is STILL hilarious tho.

[vlcupper]

@edjr672 He was in pain from cancer treatment; I totally respect his decision to end it on his own terms. I'd probably do the same if I was in that much pain.

[djbaconbitzinc]

this scene scene was so freakin hilarious when i saw this for the first time. i laughed so hard that i could taste blood. but it was worth it.

[steelbreeze420]

One of the funniest moments in movies ever...thnx

[abiola93]

Enorme! - Great!

[YourGuardianWolf]

I was eating cereal while watching this. That cereal just about ended up all over the table after watching this. xD

[gphoenix51]

This is the funniest scene in the whole movie, I laugh for hours after watching this.

[yagopsouza]

this is the scene I most laugh ever, just fucking hilarious...

[80fulgore]

When I'm depressed and I watch this scene, I feel immediately better

[GadQ]

The funniest laugh in the movies EVER!

[iron666priest]

OMG the guys in the back is trying so hard not to Lose his shit.

This is the greatest moment in movie history.

[xeroweapon]

Oh crap, every time I see this I cant stop laughing.

[Kryptonian250]

I actually believe the actors are not faking it, they had to be laughing for real.

[KEYSERSOZE1965]

@Kryptonian250 could YOU FAKE THAT?!?

[TheRogerWarren]

This might actually be the funniest moment in movie history...

[bobgrantsbus]

Lassie!Owwwwwww!

[Scorpion1054]

I know some people who saw this in the theater and they said the entire place was in the floor on this scene. TOO funny.

[12hkelly]

THIS IS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT

[MrThodgin]

Miss BallBricker thinks Tommy turner is a little pervert.....

[Nolabelbaby39]

i would give away a paycheck the first one that doesnt laugh at this shit im glad i lived through the 80s to see this movie epic!!! every time i see this movie. as a female i die laughing at this XD....

[newfiemale25]

Guy in the back is blood red trying to hold in his laugh

[BlackOpLego]

I think i know a way out if this,

we call the police have them send one of there

sketch artists and mrs balbricker can give a desciption

have you seen this prick as it is armed and dangerous

it was last seen at angel beach high school lol lol lol

[lilmizc1]

Please, Please can we call it a Tallywhacker?! Lmfao!!

[dudewheresmycar206]

anyone wonder how many attempts it took for her to have a straight face for the scene

[MrSkooty5]

I remember this movie when I was in high school.. It was funny then....AND it is still funny now!!! I STILL ROFL!!!! Thx for posting!!

[TheSparkle7]

Fucking funny as hell, a classic this film is way better than american pie which was just a rip off of porkys

[TheSparkle7]

Fucking funny as hell, a classic this film is way better than american pie which was just a rip off of porkys

[elmsreetlover]

I got all 3 of these movies i lmao with these movies

[Solemei2010]

This movie was hilarious! I still love this scene! Ms. Beulah Ballbreaker! LOL!

[TheSolarisCorp]

I swear to God, first time I saw this scene, I couldn't draw breath. Honestly, easily one of the funniest moments in movie history. Even know, knowing what to expect, I'm still in stitches!

[jaleach123]

I saw this back on cable as a kid in the early 1980s and NO ONE warned me about this scene. An absolute classic that had me lying on the floor!

[carograh]

gotta be one of the most hilarious scenes! I can't stop laughing at it ever!

[dragonfly8486]

Never seen this scene before today......I guess I should have been warned not to eat anything while it was playing cause I laughed so hard I damn near choked on my food. XD

[PhenomBlueprint]

Funniest scene in the movie

[boxerdogs11]

The first time I saw this movie I was 8 1/2 months pregnant with our first child. When this part played I laughed so hard I thought I was going to go into labor. Havent laughed that hard at any part in any movie since. This is classic!!

[movieaddict19]

23 people had their tallywackers identified

[movieaddict19]

Tallywacker, fuckin priceless

[movieaddict19]

One of the funniest fuckin things I've ever seen on a movie, gets me every time LOL

[achubb080487]

THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER SEEN ... I would laugh harder over a double tapered turd than I would for this Canadian garbage ... tallywhacker? seriously? har har har

[Tigermoon1950]

@achubb080487 Show us your tallywacker, Chubby! Ahahahahahahahaha

[aliquippawill]

"I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers".........That's the point where everything simply went to hell for me. I never stopped laughing after that! Without debate.....1 of the funniest scenes, in 1 of THE FUNNIEST MOVIES in cinematic history.

[ashenzaw]

The guy in the Yellow shirt and brown jacket is an excellent actor.

[Metallicasince90]

i was born n '90 so i diddnt get to grow up watching this but i watched it for the first time n 2007 my dad had all of em on vhs for yrs and he never let me watch it and on my 17th bday he bouth all 3 of em on dvd and him and i stayed up until 4 am watching em hahahah good times especially this scene

[Metallicasince90]

this scene is good but i still think the mole scene in austin powers goldmember is still da best

[hodswhoopenheimer]

Hey, i got one too!!! This is the funniest scene ever filmed in history....I have watched this thing for what...25 YEARS and it still makes my stomach ache....I have been told that if you turn 30 and still think Porkys is funny you are diseased....I am 61! and i never mentally got beyond 18...

[Farscryer0]

@hodswhoopenheimer Young in mind, young in spirit. Who cares what anyone else thinks? You're 61... fuck 'em!

[dearno12]

Too DAMN funny lmao!!!!!!

[shurdi3]

I would kill to be in that room then

[solja19k]

I couldn't stop laughing through this whole scene. Fricken epic!!! XD

[xenodee027]

This is the best scene in the whole movie!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLF!!

[spenceweeks]

I would think I would get tired of this and quit laughing but it never happens.

[simolui]

i'm so glad i've lived my youth through the 80's bcause i got to watch great movies like this!!!!

[studmail0]

i last without laughing until ' we call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists' after that i lose it

[limegreen581]

lol i keep on replaying this over and over its so funny

[JTHM2011]

ok im offering a challange if you can find anyone who can watch this scene without watching i will give them my first guitar

winner gets a epiphone sg special edtion

there must be a reaction vid for the prize

[darthvader43609]

21 people dont have tallywackers. damn thats whack.

[MovieBrainac]

this crap almost gave me a heart attack- LMAO

[amusedbygod]

Penis is so persofer...LMAO

[aliquippawill]

There's simply something about this scene..........it's only human nature to laugh when you witness others carrying on like this. Porky's came out what seems like a century ago.............and I STILL get tears in my eyes when I watch this scene! Think whatever you may about the movie itself, but this particular scene was PURE COMEDIC TREASURE!

[Jiddy12345]

that....tallywacker

[yankeesrocks396]

This movie is so perverted but also so hilarious! This is probably the funniest scene in the whole movie and it makes me laugh so har every time i watch it. Thanks for posting and can you post the full movie please? Thankyou.

[JanniFrost16]

Helps me laugh every time ;)!

[Antlaw24]

best scene ever

[jbbizzle828]

This funny shit gives me a fuckn ulcer to my guts!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

[tehBLAX]

AHH FUCK this is like the best acting in movie history LOL! hahaha fucking so sick!!!

[Prankaplegic]

This movie is 29 yrs old and still cracks me up. 23 people have no sense of humor.

[matzpimp]

olny funny the first time

[rubendabe]

the most better comedy scene..!

[FavreianVengeance]

R.I.P. Bob Clark (Writer of the classics Porky's movies and A Christmas Story) and son - They were killed by an f'ing drunk illegal immigrant driver.

[Ben19905141]

Weiner...

[djwolf12]

Bonergate

[Staciegirlify]

Weiner was probably in grade school when this movie first came out - no doubt he even watched it, at say, 11 or 12 yrs. old. ..... my oh my!

[peaveyandsmolski]

I was just thinking of this scene the other day. I was a freshman in high school and was ecstatic that I had gotten into an R-rated film. Being a freshman the film's material was right up my alley...Puberty and all. As I got older the movie became more and more Puerile to me. BUT, this scene always makes me laugh, and the Lassie scene. Just watch the coach in the background, you just laugh at him laughing.

I'll end with these words:

"You know my motto...Give me pussy, or give me death."

[klinkratface]

Ode to Rep Weiner.

[BuckRogers357]

Anthony Weiner - The Early Years

[666FrankBooth666]

This scene is a classic, one of my all time favourite movies! Thanks for the upload.

I hate critics that blow this movie off as 'trash'. Huh! trash for pete's sakes?! Not only is it hilarious it also has important messages about bullying and racism. An all time classic no question.

[Monty1994]

Anthony Weiner, we're going to prove it was you

[ivegottaheadache]

Watching Porky's 3 right now; Encore having an 80's weekend.

[LEALEA0299]

This is from the First Porky's....It is still so hilarious!! "The Lassie scene is priceless":)

[Henssis1]

I think this is from the thrid Porky's...

[meter1]

@Henssis1 actually..this was the very first one..i remember it all too well.the same one with the "lassie' scene.

[Ben1238]

@Henssis1 The first one.

[MetalHeadbanger7]

I wonder how many times it took to do this scene before they were able to do it with a straight face?

[hatfieldd]

which porky`s is this scene from

[shadowfyst997]

best scene ever.

[intelligentlman]

By far and away, the GREATEST Canadian import in HISTORY!

[enoxib]

@intelligentlman I had no idea this movie was Canadian.

[MissMelanie2006]

Believe it or not this scene was done in exactly one take.

[alyndavies]

You gave us the wrong scene, Id prefer the shower one before this :P

[dustingtube]

I remember seeing this movie when I was eleven at the theater with my brother. I thought I was going to die from laughter then and I still lmao at it now. When is hollywood going to make movies like this again? I haven't seen a good comedy in years.

[zerko1989]

HAHAHA i am gonna piss my pants

[Elemenop79]

ROFLMFAO!

[88Badaz]

i stayed up till midnight watching this film and it was worth gettin up at 6am

[arielleorari]

hahahaha i cried oh i love this movie!!!!

[jolly704]

Hey this is my pri..pri..pri..pri...private parts!!!LOL LOL

[01042383]

Greatest film series to ever come out of Canada.

[Lupercirculus]

This is the funniest scene in Porky's!

[NeptunesJupiter]

Damn, even Ike smiled.

[ryno6040]

when i am feeling down,i put on this clip and i'm LMAO!!

[CorieFaulkner]

@ryno6040 lmao same here!

[s0uthn8tive08]

CLASSIC!!!....PURE CLASSIC COMEDY...I remember when i first watch the movie this scene had me dyin..was laughing soo hard dam neard cried...lmao

[jolly704]

Ahhh man..this was humourous holy shit!!!LMAO!!

[LVinca]

They just don't make comedy flicks this good any more...

[TheLastOfTheFinest80]

I wonder what Nancy Parsons (Ms. Ballbricker) did once she was away from the camera?

[sausalami]

Funniest scene ever, no question

[El7IncA]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....XD

[crazydrew01]

have seen this prick, priceless............lol lol lol lol lol

[crazydrew01]

have seen this dick, priceless............lol lol lol lol lol

[geetarman67]

Classic Funny Stuff..u gotta see this and i dare u to try not to laugh

[TheRecknor]

oh man when i first watched this i was eating a fab and i've got sensitive teeth. it was painfull, but it was worth it because this is one off the funniest scene's i've ever seen XD

[MasterJediDude]

22 people have a mole on their tallywhacker.

[Saturniaszek]

The best scene!! xD very funny

[webby2086]

this is prob the most funniest scene in the film haha obviously the 22 ppl that disliked this obviously got noooo sence of humour

[camizowner]

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

[79lindeman]

Respect to Mr Carter ang Miss Balbricker !! Try not to lough during this scene :)

[bluesboydude]

OMG MY FAV PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

[mattshsq]

Funniest scene in movie history...

[Uncrazamatic]

The people that don't like this have never watched the hole movie.Or they like all those garbage 90s teen movies most were PG13 btw.Porky's still owns!

[TheIronwarrior74]

this scene is so funny it had me in tears

[robfolcroft]

@geoffck6969 - I couldn't agree with you more.  Good post.

[KleWdSide]

I'd be snickering my ass off too. LOL!

[suburbanshicken]

"we can put wanted posters all over town"

[EmperorSanctuary]

no matter how old you are, this will be funny forever

[volcomstone0627]

but yet i doubt it was onthe first take, if it was.. holy shit. even more props.

[volcomstone0627]

It was done in one take, notice how it's a still shot of them talking. I give the actress credit though. No flinching or snickering once. Too much props.. to all of them. I love that gym teacher so much, that red ass face!

[19920307alex]

epic

[lilkuda1]

LMMFAOOOOOO

[JayHawker751]

21 people must have had moles on their tally wackers

[atakr23]

funniest scene ever!!!

[prophetbyronmotley]

How many takes did it take to finish this scene, 2 MILLION? I can see the actors, camera men, boom operators, ALL falling on the floor laughing take after take! "Incriminating mole on tallywacker scene, take 1million,394thousand,590 and action!LOL!

[avallonmist]

@prophetbyronmotley I wondering the same thing! You can see that the face of the coach in the back is beat-red; so he must have been laughing really hard. b/b)O(

[DixieDevil]

I read somewhere that this scene was done in just one take. I don't know how Nancy Parson's got thru it without laughing. Had this scene been shot over and over it would not have been so hilarious. All actors in this scene were just freaking hilarious.

[TriviaFreak]

@prophetbyronmotley Yes, I can... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[TriviaFreak]

@prophetbyronmotley Yes, I can... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[Hatch86filmer]

@prophetbyronmotley I'm pretty sure the actors were supposed to be laughing for the scene

[AppleAssassin]

@Hatch86filmer He means everyone else other than the ones meant to be laughing...

[hunter918]

@prophetbyronmotley ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Jonger81]

@prophetbyronmotley I've wondered the same thing over the years. I crack up every time I watch the scene, so I know everyone must have been laughing on the set, too.

[mtabby3]

hahah Classic

[caiti19]

if i had been one of those coaches I would have been laughing so hard!

[BlackRoseImmortal]

21 people have had it slip through their fingers

[btwall60]

Face it, the NFL let Favre slip right through their collective fingers. This is an outrage.

[prophetbyronmotley]

@btwall60 The NFL is NOT the house of saints! Brett Favre texting a photo of his TALLYWACKER, Plaxico Buress shoot himself in the leg in a New York, where firearm possession is ILLEGAL, Michael Vick staged dog fights, Ray Lewis had someone KILLED, Steven Jackson hit his wife, one St. Louis Ram's player was DUI when he hit and KILLED a woman,Randy Moss and Terell Owens are professional WHINERS, many players have FLUNKED drug tests, and hey I only have a 500 character limit yall! 

[verycoolnin]

She should have been involved in the Bret Favre Penis Gate.

[DanW900]

Wow, you are trying to compare Brazil to Portugal and Spain? Yes, Brazil may not have debt problems like Portugal and Spain, but the quality of life is much better in those countries. Brazil has a much higher poverty rate than Portugal and Spain. Wages are crap compared to Portugal and Spain. I am a Portuguese American BTW. Of course I knew that was a religious requirement for Jews and Muslims. I'm actually surprised that you know a lot about current events and the history of my country.

[geoffck6969]

You know what makes this work? It works because there were still taboo's in society back then and approaching those taboo's and breaking them was cause for excitement and giddiness...this doesn't work today because in today's society anything goes!!! Kinda sad really...

[southern04man]

BEST SCENE EVER!!!

[sescob22]

Even the old men are cracking up! Hilarious!!!!!

[c1976newfie]

AMERICAN PIE was never this funny

[newfiemale25]

Classic, soooooooooooo funny

[DanW900]

judging that he had a mole on his dick, he must be uncircumcised. i am uncircumcised too. having an intact penis is so much better! :)

@DanW900 Yeah, so much better to breed bacteria and retain horrific odors. Yeah, so much better.