Raleigh Soliloquy Pt. 1

[nickrock96]

can someone explain to me who he was

[0000AllFitness0000]

if she can't do it, I'll try ten

[ChrisToTheTopher]

the man had intelligence

this is an advanced form of art

[brad5191]

Alright I'm pretty sure everyone needs to understand that in all of his soliloquoys, he is talking as if he is "the man" or the fucking government agency that locked him up... including the supreme court and other forms of higher government that captured him.

So before you judge because of drug use or whatever, think about what he is actually saying (at the beginning.. not the end haha)

[hoghash78]

On a quantam level , he makes sense, ...sometimes. Would love to have spoken with this magical motherfucker.

[williamb0215]

"...If she can't do it; I'll try ten. If she can't do that I'll try five but...that's it..." LOL

[SoJSg]

Classic! Raliegh at his greatest... "I'm in your room, Raliegh.." BACK OUT!

Thanks!

[timonthy926]

She's my zombie I captured that motherfu@*er and she's my cassette. LMFAO!!! This was great back then and great now.

[MakingSure2Laugh]

One of the funniest things I've ever heard in life.

[fawkthescene666]

shes the cunt that thought she was god but thats ok i dont give a shit, as long as she sucks me off when i tell her... cause shes my zombie i captured that mother fucker and shes my cassette!

[sikboy0007]

all aboard 4 changing this to our national anthem...no one thinks this shitt is as funny as me and i cant figgre out y except im as crazy f ing brilliant as this nutjob.yeaboy!

[SMOORE180]

i constructed you, fuck you hahaha

[GADawg0422]

you're semantic blockage. thats what made you up. you're a computer programmer named christing gontarez.

[littlesk8erB3]

2  concerned parents of a little boy watched this

[theprimeform]

I knew this guy was real when I noticed the music in the background. That's the music they play in every insane asylum.

[branofnamebran]

...she was LOCKED IN...she'll never pass go, she'll never fuckin win...

[evanfity]

does anyboday know the story to what the fuck is he doing?

[Darkestone46and2]

Needless to say, this is GREAT!! =D

[AlanAyazyam]

you can't even see us, how in the fuck can you do anything about it?

[j5ize]

Guard: You either cool it down right now or...

Releigh: OR YOU'RE GONNA F****N' DIE!

lol classic

[icehocky1]

this is definitely the FUNNIEST thing i have heard in a long time...

[realbeefboy]

The who is Raleigh story from sublime is so much bullshit! Mental Patient! Bullshit! This guy is also on Bucketheads album "Giant Robot" the song "Post Office Buddy".

[roach894]

@realbeefboy ur retarded thats not him i just listened to it

[JohnKreeseCobraKai]

@realbeefboy Liar.

[gugaLiuzzi]

I'm searching for the background music on this recording!!! No way to find out

[enotdetcelfer]

$50,000 dollars bitch

[nbrigmon]

"I constructed you, fuck you."

[Fluffy8778]

It sounds as someone is givin him head while he said "She sucked my cock"

[Jnoz55]

cuz shes my zombie, i want that cock sucker

[davidrocks1223]

now accepting people for the church of RALEIGH!!!

[dfresh0114]

"Fell in love....she was LOCKED IN. She's gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again."

[JerzEjuice]

SHE SUCKED MY COCK!

[brian8793]

"Your just a FUCKING errand boy"LOL

[SouthJerseyMatt]

Raleigh is fucking gold. I used to listen to this back in the late 90's all the time just fucking cracking up, its brilliant.

[MapleJunkie]

i constructed you... fuck you!

[5tonyvvvv]

so brilliant!!!!!!!!

[broperry71]

You know playing with yourself is much nicer than holding down a female and making her suck you cock.I don't know. Kill your self. Hey do you feel suicidal. You Know... O.K . hows this, I'l pay you 10,000, NO 50,000 USD, but first you have to call the police . You know to turn yourself in.

HAHAHA!! Is that illegal to say to someone? I mean he may actually be suicidal . I was just joking ... I was just joking. Mr. Todd from Louisiana

[mambo217]

lol

[Fishsticks666]

he had paranoid schizophrenia or maybe he was just on dust, but i would go with the former

[Systemkid07]

wikipedia?

[Fishsticks666]

yup..well about the schizo part. if not that i figured he was on pcp and just never came down lol

[Systemkid07]

haha

[edge0087]

Poor Christine Gontariff

[pizzle7]

WE'RE THE FILTERING SYSTEM OF GOD. your biological product of the cosmological universe i constructed you fuck you. your FUCKING SEMANTIC BLOCKAGE!!! brilliant just brilliant next time someone displeases greatly im going to say this to them

[32jview]

if she cant do that ill try 5, but thats it

[Dslater417]

I made you fuck you

[dalton1011]

shes gonna get her second chance to suck my cock again if she shuts me down she will go straight to hell she will never fuckin win lmfao

[Homieg89]

LMAO WTF "you know what you are? youre a fuckin programer christine gontariff!!!" OUT of nowhere

[bluescommander]

You're fuckin' semantic blockage.

[oxrjbizzle1984y]

sounds like charlie manson!

[dbushta]

Classic. Always loved how he started bargaining at $50K and went straight to $10. LMAO. "I constructed you, FAAAHK YOU"

[RobWein83]

he meant 10,000

[trogdorrules]

this is so awesome, i love raleigh

[xMASdestructionx]

Classic stuff man

[badfishtooo]

damn hes brilliant

[imkiknurazz]

"She Sucked my Cock" WTF??!?!?!

[longlostlove86]

"I want that cocksucker to send me at least.. fifty thousand fuckin dollars; if she can't do it, I'll try ten... if she can't do that, I'll try five, but that's it."

[atoughpunk]

hes awesome!

[cali805couple]

I love this shit..Raliegh was the men!

[dmr617]

I looked it up on wikipideia. He is a guy that was in the same mental hospital as one of the bands friends brother. Rollie died in 2000 in van nuys

[kimboslicesucksdick]

Wrong!

He died in Inglewood, 2000.

[RaleighTSakers]

You owe me 50,000 dollars! Pay up cocksuckers!

[mayallb13]

well the recording were done during the STP days

and raleigh i think was just a tweaker!

[xrtgx22]

anyone know the story behind where sublime got these recordings and why?

[Hitamaru]

they recorded him talking to hisself in a half way house. he's mentally ill,and intelligent tho but insane. he looks like he sell cars. also racist too.

[cyanic11]

i think he's aiiiight

[Hitamaru]

nah...

[cyanic11]

Why? America would categorize him as legally insane or something of the sort, I sure wouldn't. He's more aware than most could imagine. There's a fine line between genious and "insanity". Notice the quotations. ;)

[Hitamaru]

He was Legally Insane :I

[mrhoodie24]

or was he illegally genious? BAM blew your mind

[SublimeCake800]

this guy is real. I thought Sublime(best band) made him up.

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

I posted the full Raleigh recording on my channel.

[Monchi2006]

you'll probably wind up as crazy as he was!

[40oztahfreedom]

sublime kicks ass man

[hunclemike]

Sakers for President! His Vice-Prez? Cristina Gontarick of course!