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  • banana benders?

  • Bris needs to get its game and i live here!!!....LOVE the tat!!!

  • By saying that you out yourself as someone not from Australia. So ummmmm...

    If I ask you a question here in a response, will you answer it?

    (yes, that is my first question)

  • Yes, but this time Woody is voiced by Hugh Jackman.

  • I smell a Trekky.

    Next thing you know you will be "trying" to tell me that Batman doesn't kill bad guys.

    Sure, I admit that he wouldn't choose to kill anybody in this day and age without Frank Miller.

    I'm just saying that he has without a doubt killed people on purpose in the past.

    And one must learn the past so they may not repeat the same mistake in the future.

  • I'm sure that you're talking about the perineum... but who could be certain?

    Not me, I'm just a sweet little innocent girl from Brisbane with about fifteen dicks in my mouth.

    None of which are yours sorry.

  • Here I am. I've got to reply. I obliged as I have replied to every comment EVER on my channel.

    Yes, I am a dick. I will insert myself into you. That does not bother me. It is obvious that I am funnier than you are. I refuse to "laugh out loud". You may have a short temper... but I have a long one.

    Dick that is.

    So you may take your time as you eat it.

    This isn't a challenge, it is a limit.

  • we love you too

  • Awesome. Glad to know it and glad that you know it!

    Everyone's a WINNER!

  • Ha, I love the end, and the limp cock logo. I'm still laughing lol.

  • Yeah, and everyone is making out as if I'm making Brisbane look bad!

    I'm not the one with flaccid cocks all over me!

    Or am I?

  • been fun watching, u shuld honeymoon more often :P

  • I hear you loud and clear.

    All I need is a second wife!

  • Language course:

    In German, the @ is called an "a" with a monkeys tail.

    In Danish, it's called an "a" with an elephant's trunk.

    In Strine, it's called an "a" with Queenslanders penis.

  • Hahahaha... you never cease to amaze.

    In NSW it's still an asterisk.

    It represents Amanda (of course), the relation to my own signature (my g looks like an asterisk) and most certainly it represents an asterisk. One of the most important symbols come internerd play... and I just love the interweb!

  • Im sad to see the honeymoon end, its been so fun to watch. Now I know where to go and where not to go if I ever visit Australia. Thats such a catchy little tune at the end of this vid, I had to look it up. Thanks for introducing me to Tism, good stuff!

    Cheers!

  • Holy crap!

    TISM are the fucking SHIT!

    They disbanded a few years ago but that shouldn't put you off.

    I recommend finding the box set of the White Album. It has the best Live performance ever filmed since Stop Making Sense by Talking Heads.

    Plus the album is shit hot!

    Unfortunately it appears as though you're not Australian... I don't mean that in a bad way. I mention it as TISM are just chock full of Australian references. So much so that even I don't get a lot of the jokes!

  • I'll make you a deal though... if you can get your hands on some TISM, I promise to help translate the hilarity!

    If you find my humour funny you certainly wont struggle with TISM!

  • ..and thank you for filming it.

  • That's what she said!

    I think it was the cash incentive.

  • Search "Flaming Anonymous" in the YT search engine... It's a true story.

    In the past I have been a shitty youtuber. By which I mean, burning users HARD!

    I'm trying to be a better person. I'm trying not to flame people, but sometimes I just can't help myself. Take everything I say with a grain of salt as I know better than anyone that I am full of shit and dicks... and I love it.

  • Yes, the cock is great. I have one, it is awesome. Men from Queensland need guns to compensate for their lack of culture.

    Don't get me started Dave, you're lighting my eternal flame. Remember, this isn't about you, this is about Queensland!

    Hahahaha... all is good. Thanks for staying tubed in and hope you got a few laughs outta my vids when I wasn't ragging out QLD or talking about dicks!

  • The Gold Coast/Surfers should feel extremely embarrassed to be a part if that disfigured-dorito-shaped shit pile that is QLD. Mmmm fuck that's not salsa!

    And they dare to call themselves The Queens Land! Keep yer nasty weather and yer ugly buildings up there out of our way queensland, or we'll slice you off and dunk you in the pool of shit with Tasi!

  • Hahahaha... You KNOW Queensland.

    And how funny, the most tourist driven part of the state is the friendliest and most fun. No wonder no prick wants to go see the rest of it.

    We're now thinking about moving south (we're already in NSW) just to get further away from it!

    The other idea we have is that we move right next door to the border line so we can dig our sewage pipe into QLD. That way every time we shit we know it's going somewhere that it will feel accepted.

  • jesus, why are you spending so much time in Brisbane. It's the ugliest capital city in Australia, no beaches, no architecture no culture. It sure as fuck isn't a tourist city.

  • It was where we ended up after three weeks of constant driving. We thought that it would be a nice place to spend our final week relaxing.

    We were wrong.

    We know better now and hopefully others will learn from our mistakes.

  • Punches to both your mouths you kwazy kids!

  • My New Years resolution is to first drink you under a table. Once there, I will proceed to punch you in the mouth with 12 reindeer.

  • Try it!

  • Brisbane..fuck em

  • Seriously, all jokes aside.

    What a bunch of fucking cunts.

  • I feel like i watched the end of a great series. Great work.

  • Imagine how you would fell HAD you watched the end of a great series!

    Hahahaha... I get it and I feel the same way. How many people get to go on their own honeymoon and get some good work done at the same time!?

    It was a blast and I'm sure that it shows. Thanks for joining us!

  • Awesome @ tattoo boss! Thanks for all these videos, they've been fantastic. Enjoy married life you two.

  • We will, and you know it!

    As if being married to Jeff Goldblum wouldn't be awesome.

    Imagine what he could do with those hands!

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