JANUARY SALES RANT!

[thehamsterhelperxox]

your the funniest person ever! :L:L

[cathy0384]

ha so true!!! You make it all so much clearer by stabbing the desk at the beginning!!

[nwadiqn]

I'm surprised you even got to work that early with the strike! Love the dramatic recap of your day. Lol!

[TheDanalyzer]

I watch your videos because you remind me of Penny from lost.

[victoriaindigo]

Girl you honestly saved that child! So nice of you to pick it up while it's Mum ignored it!

[PedroGriffinoify]

Are you sure it's legal to be THIS cute?

[TheSecreTreaSure]

The reason why I never go to the sales..

[serahlouisex]

Actually cannot believe people act like this in public!

[glitterandmanliness]

jesus christ, i'd hate to work in next when there's sales on.

[izzzzzzzzzzyb]

Haha this is so true... I work in New Look and the worse thing is kids playing on the escalator hanging on to the outside of the moving hand rail!

[MissNewbie2010]

Hope your employers don't see this :p

[SuperMaggot250893]

I decided it would be a good idea to look in the new look sale, and women were like growling at you if you touched something they wanted!

[sgllry]

you remind me of Michael Macintyre!!

[westwoodxo]

I hear you! I work at boots and worked boxing day. At our next people were queuing from like 2 am it's mad x

[katelouise91]

You don't hate people until you've worked in retail!

[IzLoves]

YES Lillie!!!!

[bethanyd1000]

hahahaha you're the best, new i was gonna love this video as soon as i saw it

[LauraJane332]

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

you're booootiful!<3 xx

[MeganxxAnn]

My boyfriend loves sales then me haha :l

[SuperBeautyNerd]

Oh my days, that sounds horrific!

[RebandLeo]

I worked in Next for a year, used to start at 5.30am on the boxing day sales!! Trust me I know your pain xxx

[thievesofourhearts]

You're absolutely brilliant, this video made me laugh so much! :D

[yazzycat]

Hahahha I thought you wee just going to complain about the crowds but then you said you worked in next and I just LOL'ed! The line for next were dirty and the bags people were coming out with tempted me to try and forge through but hell no it's not worth it :/

[Nuron666]

Happy New Year Lillie

[Oliviajaneloves]

i feel your pain!

[primarfacie89]

Proper made me laugh!

[7897james]

@katiejosiexX lol calm down dear

[natalielread]

Omg I work in Next too and I had to start at 6am on boxing day. Was definitely an experience to say the least! PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. There were about 200 people waiting outside when I got there at half 5am, I could've cried? SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS VIDEO.

[8888Erica]

little extreme!

[lillieloves]

@8888Erica na

[8888Erica]

@lillieloves i think so ..

[lillieloves]

@8888Erica its all banter really

[8888Erica]

@lillieloves yeahh ii know .. i find it funny still. just saying

[bandana85]

I actually find it hilarious watching men on a shopping trip with their girlfriends/wives/women...thay look so out of place:P:)

[lillieloves]

@bandana85 the best part is when the men are dragged to the lingerie department, now that is awkwardly hilarious to watch. they dont know where to look incase they look like perverts!

[PEACE95LUV]

ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah­aaa

the funniest thing is that it's true....

[curiouscookie]

Oh, Lillie.

I never go to the Boxing Day or January sales, I'd much rather keep all of my limbs attached to my torso, thank you very much.

I have in the past, though, been mistaken as a Sales Assistant, because I often hang up clothes I see lying on the floor, or folding jumpers that have been strewn across tables out of sympathy for you poor folk.

[AngelDee81]

your so funny!

[Hamstercheeks100]

Love you, your HILARIOUS! Cheered me up before work & to be honest, i was pretty grumpy! x

[MissCelery16]

More please. 

[ABintroSPECTOR1]

I couldn't agree with you more. I love when woman ram you with their baby buggies. I quote Russell Brand in my mind when these consumer-driven atrocities happen, " sometimes you'll find a Louis Vuitton item, and you'll think, ah I love it so much, maybe now I'm immortal- but you can not buy your way out of the grave baby!"

[portlandjetaime]

8 am is nothing! I used to work at H&M and we had 4/5am sales shifts! RIDICULOUS!

[popaw666]

We used to pass out Valium in Macys Atlanta...

[popaw666]

Lillie you so craaazzyy.

[Txjane]

You have good reason to rant girly ,,shopping can be dangerous...lol

[rocktheroller1]

I FREAKING LOOOVEEE THIS VIDEO! I FEEL YOUR PAIN BROTHA!

[TheMarmite09]

hahahaha I love you lillyyy, wish i knew you in real life we would be bbfs :D

[blueheaven226]

hehehe :) you are so funny!! :)

[Emmasian4]

I feel your pain! I worked there over Christmas too!

[MsRoadrunner1990]

That mother..... What an idiotic bitch!!

[sparklesandlipgloss]

I used to work in River Island, and it was the exact same, I've spent the whole video nodding in agreement haha :) x

[xXxkandjmadworldxXx]

yeah i worked on boxing day at Next too! in my sexy red t shirtt! haha the thing that annoyed me was, you know they get given the clear plastic bags to put their stuff in? when they decide that they actually dont want it and just dump thr whole bag in thr middle of the store! im like,, whats that about then?'!! jeese! xx

[miceandcats]

you so fabulous babes.

[NinaLuvsFriedChicken]

u look like 'Paperlillies' older sister :)

[Atlantadb1]

Made my day lol =]

[bethlol7]

I was in hysterics watching this hahaha

[Alis70s]

your so good!

[conniescarlett7]

BAAAAAAAAANGLES!!

[EmsBeauty1]

Made my day.. I totally agree with you!!

[TwinckleX]

I know the feeling! I work in Primark and oh my days it's awful when sales are on! It looked like someone had picked the shop up, shaken it and put it back down again! I was not impressed.

No children with bangles though thank the lord! Annoying customers however - yes!

And breathe :D

[maevey88]

hahahahaha so so funny i love it

[GraceLuvin]

hhahahhahahhahahhahahah i was in hysterics when you were talking about the child. You're so funny!! xxxx

[7897james]

the "Next" thing that got to me... cheeky pun

[lillieloves]

@7897james very cheeky

[7897james]

@lillieloves no, cheeky would have been saying "cheeky punt" lololol.

[BeautyStartsWithin]

Oh, your videos Lillie... right now, i'm in stitches!

[FayBurmingham]

I am laughing so hard right now Lillie.. you make everything so hilarious!! x

[katiejosiexX]

Hhdf

[7897james]

@katiejosiexX  what does hhdf mean?!

[TheFluffyOwl]

I feel your pain Lillie! I really don't know why people turn into animals and their politeness goes out the window with sales - I work in Paperchase, which isn't the biggest of shops so parents with all their friggin' prams getting in the way is a NIGHTMERE and we have exactly the same problem, except stationary is being tossed on the floor instead of clothes, haha. I can't wait for it to be over!! Most of the time, the adults are worse than the kids too! Grrr :(

[7897james]

@katiejosiexX think you meant could not be more right

[lillieloves]

@7897james what does hhdf even mean??!? i feel exposed

[7897james]

@lillieloves lol i can only think it stands for "ha ha dick face" or more likely a typo of "yyer"

[snitchmia]

I work at NEXT! The boxing day sales were horrendous! Starting at 6am means im not the happiest person in the world let alone when people are causing carnage! We had woman spend over 900 quid! And then someone fainted..standard next..xx

[MissRebeccaHignett]

i also worked in the next sales on boxing day ... i feel your pain!!

[sweetwindfall]

same here girly! It was crazy working during the sales. I was too tired to shop!