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  • "Face" now back too the good part!

  • NOW BACK TO THE G0:00D PART!!

  • 0:28 dirty teets :D

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  • Michael Bolton's got style. He's like 59 and hes still got it.

  • " I have this big sexy hook i think you guys will dig "

  • "listen girl cuz i aint your mr.nice guy, more like 'meet you take you homer and fuck you twice guy' haha

  • Oh GOOD!!! Michael Bolton looks exactly like Sarah Jessica Parker 2:21

  • I'm Michael Bolton bish ;p

  • HAHAHAH "Now back to the good part!" That made me laugh so hard.

  • What the hell is the second movie Bolton sings about. Before Scarface and after Forrest Gump?

  • @Whoopvideo1 Erin Brokovich

  • whats a cenafile?

  • @madhoude74dude Someone with a severe passion for movies.

  • i think bolton should star in every movie he sang about as a paraody

  • I just need to press all the time'' replay'' button. :D

  • '' Whaat? ''

  • this whole town's a pussy, waiting to get fucked

  • Best... song... EVER!!!! :D

  • the guy really can sing...but they boys look gay

  • This is quite possibly the best Lonelyisland video yet......

  • 0:58 & 1:38 "for the good part lol

  • NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART! 1:35

  • now back to the g0:00d Part!

  • me before video:

    "who the fuck is michael bolton"

    me after video:

    "AMG I LOVE MICHAEL BOLTON XXXX <3 "

  • Man, I would have really enjoyed a real "sexy hook" from Bolton.. =(

  • Now back to the good part. lol

  • that was kinda weird but we are back in the club lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "You either get stuffed, get cut, or get shot..."

    "THIS IS THE TALE! OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!"

  • watching pirates of the caribbean the curse of the black pearl!

  • BACK TOT HE GOOD PART

  • NOw back to the good part !!!

  • Replay butt0:00n

  • Who is this person named "Feat" i've seen him in alot of music videos titles :S

  • michael should leave the wayling to the chicks

  • Micheal Bolton look so damn sexy still!!!!!!!

  • @zackweb123 alone by hearts the chorus tune x

  • what song is this tune origonally from

  • life is too short song starts at 0:25

  • That was downright hilarious.

  • 7,778 people have never watched pirates of the caribbean

  • Who is the brunette/black haired girl in the middle at 0:41 ?

  • cockwoaches wanna pway wuff 2:31

  • thumbs up for the jack sparrow part

  • "there's whole tons of pussy, just waiting to get fuuuucked"

  • Now back to G0:00D part :-)

  • michael is wearing lipstick, but is still a great singer

    luv the song.

  • ye that was kinda weird but were back in the club

  • Now back to the good part!

  • This is absolutely fantastic. Bolton KILLS IT, and nice job on the "her womb is polluted" line!

  • Now back to the good part :D

  • hahaha ! enjoy !

  • I used to be a Captain Jack like you, but then I took a Sparrow to the knee...

  • @iTouchPreviews Retard.

  • @TheMartinGiles LOL! Someone has a poor sense of humour xD!

  • I love jack sparow :D

  • epic song :) i realy love it :)

  • What is the name of the song at the beginning ( from 0:00 to 0:05 ) ?

  • @airsoftOS It's off the Lonely Island Turtleneck and Chain : Trouble on Dookie Island

  • You know it's a good video, when there are 7 777 dislikes, and you can only just see the dislike bar...

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  • You know i get it.The Jack Sparow part was good...but the Scarface part was insainly close to the real thing o.O

  • A Noobtube that shoots flames? I call hax.!

  • @Kairo4x4 Its called a flamethrower.

  • Davy Jones! Giant Squid!

  • Can the whole song<'33

  • i like how Bolton sung about like 3 awesome movies,LIKE A BOUS!

  • @TheBoksera631 LIKE A BOSS!*

    

  • @TheBoksera631 *boss

  • it turns out michael bolten is a majour ceno-file, 'you complete me', yup, yup

  • is that Sarah Jessica Parker at 2:18 or a horse?

  • You complete me

  • Now back to the G0:00D part

  • Captain Jack Johnny Depp... Davy Jones Giant Squid!!

  • @TheJKlman2000 and?

  • Andy is hot :D

  • The truly funny thing about this is that millions of clowns thought it was the cool thing to do to look at Michael Bolton's singing as "gay" (because he's done some power ballads? Really? He gets more pussy on his way to the bathroom than most guys get in a year, I'm sure)...and now that he's done something the "cool crowd" is into, they're suddenly turning a 180 and reevaluating their view of him and calling him awesome. Oh well. At least he's made people realize he's a cool guy.

  • i love this song hahahahah

  • for once i though that was really Jessica Parker

  • @McLovinFm uhh it wasnt suppose to look like sara jessica parker...if thats who you were referring to. just sayin

  • Epic face at 2:15

  • Now back to the G0:00D part!

  • I heard the "perverts" of the caribbean at 0:09

  • Is that lip gloss?

  • my fav songs

  • Cinephiles unite!!

  • i would so buy there album!

  • lol and my name is forign scott

    1 and i'll give johnny depp all me love! lol

  • i'm a cinaphile too!

  • Anybody read the Ponies version of this? :D

  • 2:26 is the best part

  • It's funny, because this rap does sum up Pirates of the Caribbean in a couple lines.

  • how is this related to minecraft?

  • Lmfao! i luv it

  • Yo ho :))))

  • like if you got here after watching "I just had sex"

  • @enisday u copied me

  • 3:06 that is one long sword.

  • 2:22 Sarah Jessica Parker makes an appearance

  • thumbs up if you watched this over 100 times!

  • 2:58 Creepiest. Face. Ever.

  • @orionisnotdead i am so glad im not the only one with that thought processssssss.!!!

  • Man i wish they decided to turn both of those into full songs.

  • Lol i like how when micheal boton started singing they were like no

  • one does not simply

    go back to the club

  • XD ROFL

  • I hope I look as good as Micheal Bolton does when I'm that old!!

  • after watching this, I went on iTunes and watched Forrest Gump

  • Beat the system! Thumb me up!

  • someone has a pirate fetish.

  • I like that dog that jumping around! Oh wait wrong video

  • You cockroaches wanna play rough? *cocks shotgun*

  • @Advisorbuggy That's not even a shotgun, but okay...

  • @Advisorbuggy

    you tololololol

    

  • 2:47: Perfect Al Pacino imitation.

  • i wish bolton had white hairs

  • Michael Bolton just told me I complete him....

  • HER WOMB IS POLLUTED!

  • No i'm listening to this in 400 B.C on my iStone.

  • forgot to put captian ,captian Jack Sparrow!

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  • Thumbs up for the creep

  • EPIC!!!!!!

  • i love yhe lonley island

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  • the best song

  • Now back to the good part!

  • Close enough XD

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  • - This is the tale, of capten Jack Sparrow, a pirate so brave, on the seven seas.

    -what?!

    thums up if you laughed when you saw the middle guys facial expressions ;D

  • @overheadcarab ANDY MOTHERFUCKER, LEARN YOUR LONELY ISLAND.

  • @overheadcarab Thats Andy Samburg, and its CAPTAIN! lol Im not a troll

  • @overheadcarab He has a name, he's one of the band members. He's also the one who SAID "what!?" so why would we not be looking at him? Youtubers are so FUCKING STUPID

  • @JamesVck People in general are stupid.

  • @overheadcarab his name is Andy.

  • @overheadcarab That "middle guy" is Andy Samberg.

  • Tee Hee... THIS WHOLE TOWNS A PUSSIE WAITING TO GET FUCKED 2:52 lol:)

  • great song

    

  • super troll lol

  • This is the tale of Jack Sparrow!

    What? O.o

  • I just want a top comment :(

  • @TheWhiteCocktail NOPE, CHUCK TESTA

  • It is soo cool

  • I swear Michael Bolton has ADD

  • nice

  • Push 9!

  • sup

    

  • @badblake1 go away -.-

  • sup

     peeps wat yah doin watch my videos

  • 2:56 D'OH GOD

  • ahhh, so they haven't done anything new because one of them is in the new Adam Sandler movie, woop

  • Ahaha.

  • boltons wearing lipstick n earring, luv it

    

  • this whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked!

  • Trololo

  • R.I.P.  2:04

  • 3:16 does not exist :D