The Kindle 3

[TheCtotheT]

as always josh is hilarious

[TheDeadlyShotz]

1:10

YOU DONT SAY?

[snoopybrown007]

press 9 for the whole video in a nutshell

[chinook208]

"Reads movies instead of books." Just to clear up all the confusion.

[coolcatkim22]

@chinook208 I would read movies but I don't like subtitles.

[BLazelikeMadness]

@coolcatkim22 Wait, some movies dont have subtitles?! Blasphemy!

[ignacio64al57]

@rofllolwtfomg me 2

[elenaki9zou]

no shit sherlock

[bobert995]

hahaha



[TheVerandaguy]

Yes, but...

Will it blend?

[rofllolwtfomg]

It's funny because I'm watching this on my kindle fire

[0oPerson]

Was that Wuthering Heights at 0:19?

[airnbobo]

Of course she's gonna "read" the worst version of Romeo and Juliet.

[drakhares]

You guys should sue. Amazon totally stole your idea.

[SlipAllCityToy]

The last line made me explode

[imreadydoctor]

totally called the kindle fire!!! lolz

[CrAzYTech3000]

lol

[IpodTech18]

No matter what you say about him explaining the joke, admit it, it still make laugh the way he blatantly says it!

[Skatesfy]

lol there was a kindle ad next to the video XD

[NateSean]

I'd love to be able to read Youtube videos, blip.TV reviews and Agents of Cracked.

[TimpBizkit]

It plays movies instead of books.. lol don't explain a joke man

[10throwfilms]

Bizarrely prophetic.

[huskerfrisbie]

u guys were almost right

[ExcelerateTheGreat]

My book is getting low frame rates again.

[baseballmanrg]

It's funny that they are mocking what the future will become like, but the kindle 3 actually does this

[mickeymouse12678]

What?! Oh, sorry, I can't hear you! I'm READING!!!

[FunkadimaReloaded]

I want that kid's headphones...

[desaimaa]

0:21 NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM?!

[anishannayya1]

Kindle Fire anyone?

[Codeman90]

I c what u did thar

[MegaE25]

A ken doll i have one of those! *whisper* What? Kindle...Oh... I dont have one.

[160moebius2]

Transformers he'll ya

[xXPS3EnergyXx]

Mike myers is a horrible author haha

[Phodie56]

NO! We've been reading at movie theaters this whole time. It's all a lie...

[iruleandyoudont371]

theres no 1:16

[JoachimderZweite]

Why can't intelligent readers be used to make ads for Kindle instead of these bozos.

[LOGIESPZ]

@JoachimderZweite are you fucking joking me? its a parody you retard.

[GTFOVevo]

@LOGIESPZ Are you fucking joking me? He's kidding you retard.

[NeatWilliam]

HAHA!

Little did they know about the upcoming kindle fire.

[YepX]

was 1:11 really necessary -_-

[tomherlik]

Yeah, this would be a great ad for new Fire :D

[HeliumTunes]

Its funny because this is what the kindle fire is like!

[MrYSJ2010]

If my Kindle 3 can plays movies .  i will eat it！：（

[michaelodubhthaigh]

I read the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in 9 hours!!

[NLnerdland]

THE KINDLE FIRE :O

[themeloninc]

It's called Kindle "Fire"

[dong2512]

This is true now that new Kindle came out with Movie and Game support.

It's called Kindle "Fire"

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you read Fahrenheit 451.

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

I have a kindle 3, it doesn't play movies.

[thesarge1307]

i want that!

[PCthesecond]

Iv just read this video :) and I really enjoyed watching your comments :D

[rachelakaa]

Omg i had to read beowulf for english lit! :o

[kurtrockzz]

4028 people are technophobes, 328 people tried to buy this

[thebigKM20]

I like how he spells it out at the end in case you dont get it

[TzeffNL]

Yawnnn....

[woofielove1970]

anyone who buys this is a corporate bitch. books rule, screens suck. anyone you see with this deserves a book across the head

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@woofielove1970 you sound like a hippie douchebag

[woofielove1970]

@TheoneandonlyGTA you will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes

[FunnEz]

me want

[TzeffNL]

@FunnEz Why? it just plays movies! The 'books" are MOVIES!

[screenwriterjohn]

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[ARandomProductionsTT]

They better do this

[rasenganedchidori]

Isnt the 3rd guy also from that reading book club :O? the illiterate one :O. Wow i have to get this book

[OmagaMinion]

they better not do this

[codgamersity]

the question is: will it blend?

[LemmonLizard]

@codgamersity well they blended an ipad. so i think this will blend

[SuperSUCKcess]

Yes Josh, we know it plays movies, instead of books

[girlstorm09]

oh! they have a name i think whats it called again??? oh i think its called a video:P lol!

[AwesomeVideos40]

It took me a minute to realize this was a joke...

[ematter100]

Nice

[MegaGuy123123]

Are u mental?

[tamifah1212]

is this real?

[sociopathicregret]

FUCK GARNIER FRUCTIS ANTI DANDRUFF SHAMPOO

[rpantaleonm1]

i dont get it that transformers movie was the 3rd 1 it wasnt even out at that time o-o U USED 4-D

[soeasylang]

who's the guy who reads in 3D??? he's so hot..... anyone knows who that guy is?

[undisputed4life]

Now I can read porn!

[6footerspeaks]

Lol... If it really happens... iPad2 is nothing...

[KaiUchiha15]

The kindle is the reason why Borders is going out of business

[omgitzmetiya]

this HAS to b a joke

[aFerociousBenji]

@omgitzmetiya way to go junior

[FractalBolt]

Oh man, that last line was pure gold!!

[tut1587]

oh no! i dropped my kindle! i jst bought it! oops, i dropped my book... still works bitch!

[yekky22]

@tut1587 :D......i hate reading though

[Fire8Films11]

0:21 Is that Nevile Longbottom in the future?

[parejj]

i dont nderstand

[rania3830]

i was against the kindle because i prefer pages. but the kindle really is covenant. because instead of carrying books around when i travel they are all on my kindle.

[Dustbin1149Jr]

0:30 Can anyone tell me the actress name?

[TheWajay4199]

@Dustbin1149Jr John Leguizamo :]

[Dustbin1149Jr]

@TheWajay4199

He's looking well.

[CaptainPommby]

Nigga technology

[reka10]

meh star trek did this even before kindle ever existed.

[Kerns0Phoegon]

.. .this makes me want to cry, because I know people actually would go for this.

Funny concept though X}

[TickleMeElmo55]

I use my Kindle when I travel on a plane or when I find myself in waiting periods (waiting for a flight, doctor's appointment, riding the train). When I I'm home I usually have the book itself unless it's a book I decided to read when it comes to travel.

[thesteffie]

Freakin hilarious.

I have so many books...stacked in my room, in boxes, everywhere...and I love it. I always considered having a sh*t load of books to be marks of honor. I think e-readers are good for magazines but I would never be sold on them being good for books. Gimmie a good old fashioned, musty-smelling library book any day.

[SuperDynamite4]

Mike Myers is a terrible author.

[farshnuke]

This is too stupid for words and I write stories about millipedes from mars taking over the earth. The kindle is not a book, just a reader, this is crap. Also as the kindle is eink it can't even support movies, so go remake this for all iphone ipad users who pretend they use them for reading. So much nerdrage.

[JeremiahCrow]

@farshnuke Hilarious. 

[Bacchanalian45]

@farshnuke u mad, bro?

[farshnuke]

@Bacchanalian45 No bro, I'm like able to contemplate the higher consequences of an eink screen bro, I like see that since eink currently cannot match led, lcd, or plasma screen technology in terms of its refresh rate then it is hardly likely to support video playback, which is like the point of this entire video bro and so therefore more suitable targets would be the Iphone and Ipad since they like support video yet still advertise the ability to read books, bro.

[chicoandnibbles]

@farshnuke You have a good point, but its just a joke. Besides, if it were real, it would just be a tablet screen.

[farshnuke]

@chicoandnibbles I know it's just a joke, but it's joke someone went to a lot of effort to put across. If you're going to put effort into something, at least make sure the punchline of the joke (reader for ebooks plays movies) works.

If I was to make a comedy skit inspired by an advert of an ebook reader, I would at least make sure the punchline stood up to the facts, rather than being needlessly lazy and making the whole affair pointless for messing one thing up. Nuances sell the reality.

[chicoandnibbles]

@farshnuke The whole punchline is how people are becoming stupider and lazier, to the point that they wont even read. In my opinion, the punchline came across perfectly well.

[houtexjr]

i got a pop up for a kindle at a 25% discount... Is this strange..?

[ToothpasteCannon]

part of me just died inside:(

[skinbourne]

317 people wish they could read books in 3d

[SergeantNugget]

What about erotic books?

[MrBlackwings12]

@SergeantNugget They do its called porn

[sizzle9000]

That last line was for anybody who didn't get the joke up until then. See, College Humor does care about the mentally retarded.

[hmnhntr]

wait....wouldn't it take longer to watch beowulf than read it? its like a 12 page book...

[PeterRoeder31]

It´s not comedy. It´s a serious commercial.

[imarealgoonie]

is the fast and the furious really a book hmmm i wonder but you know what else was a book before a movie NAPOLEON DYNAMITE it is so much funnier than the movie...

[F1sh9811]

@1:10

No fucking kidding!

[Gibbelton]

"it plays movies instead of books" made laugh so hard

[SamLuvsTheFunny13]

"Im sorry, I cant hear you, im reading!"

[vgneus]

@LooseJepardy yeah but we read it as one.

[mullent169]

lol

[davis432jordan]

@weiyu643 okay , thanks for telling me . I didn't know it was for comedy ! Lol

[davis432jordan]

this is NOT the kindle 3 people ..... i have NO clue where they got this frommm ! just know its not the kindle 3 . the real kindle 3 dosent have anything with putting movies in it or stuff . so pleaseee dont believe what this video says ! thankyouu (:

[weiyu643]

@davis432jordan yes we know, this is just a comedy sketch and it's meant to be funny. thanks for the heads up though...

[ColdSkin11]

@davis432jordan i dont think anyone is that stupid as to think that this is the real thing

[davis432jordan]

@ColdSkin11 yeaah , this video is superr stupidd . i really dont see the comdey in it .

[iLiKeCeRe]

@davis432jordan you a superr stupidd! you cant even spell "super stupid"!

[davis432jordan]

@iLiKeCeRe where in any of my comments did i spell something wrong . and when i said super . i meant to put 2 R'S .as well with the two d's in "stupid . so dont get on my case . i am going to the 8th grade , dont do me booboo . soo , little cece? you should go somewhere if you wanna correct somebody . thanksss (:

[davis432jordan]

@ColdSkin11 yeaah , this video is superr stupidd . i really dont see the comedy in it

[33rosyposy]

@LooseJepardy Thanks Cap'n Obvious.

[Oblivion4pcand360]

@LooseJepardy thats the point.....

[soso104]

@LooseJepardy Well people still read Shakespeare, don't they.

[rahagbab]

The Chinese have won.

[rapidspit]

ipad?

[casshorse11]

it plays movies instead of books

[TenaciousAces]

@casshorse11 Really? I couldnt tell, Gee whats next? Blue sky? Green ground?

[michigander47]

@casshorse11 NO. WAY.

[JonsTechStuff]

@casshorse11 Can't tell if trolling, or just stupid

[cnewell16]

@LooseJepardy they did make a book out of it though. do some research before commenting.

[saladin92]

@LooseJepardy you are right, it is a play. still, is a script

[erietigers91]

@LooseJepardy .....are you serious?

[Nintendo3DSUK2011]

this is fake. whats the point?

[eatcarpet]

Looks like an actual Apple ad.

[Utahduck75]

I weep for our future....

[sunnydale22]

I LOVE THIS! ahaahahhh

[Peltar100]

Im'm proud to be an American who stll actually reads.

[aaronavidon]

@Peltar100 me 2

[mrpg2000]

awesome so funny

[hritzbitz16]

i didnt laugh until the very last statement.

ROFL

[darkryu38]

this wasnt funny. and if their point is that theyre not books anymore, thats bullshit cause you still read it with the exception that you can listen if you want which is superior anyway.

any why make fun of the kindle when theres tablets like the ipad that you actually can watch fucking videos on.

[omnomnomHH]

@LooseJepardy ...sarcasm?

[f3l0ny33]

"Nah...I can't hear you....I'm Reading...."

[Spotook]

@LooseJepardy yes, but the manuscript is in print form and is very popular. How EXACTLY do you think English classes study it?

[bluesmokeglamour]

@Spotook Well perhaps, but the point still stands - on the Kindle, it is technically no longer a book. It's a play, primarily, and was written to be watched (or more accurately, listened to), not read.

[rigaljoseph]

So..movies is the new reading....shocker. xD

[MrRatedRRockstar]

Yes its made on my birthday

[CutieTheGP]

@MrRatedRRockstar Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a really really great day!!!

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@CutieTheGP Thanks : )

[gabsofsteel07]

I totally didn't realize this was a parody at first.

[vontafeijos]

Dude... cut the line at the end. Ruined the whole thing.

[Ouranman]

But you know you need it

[theZinator]

I didn't know Michael Bay was an author!

[Cmoetell]

that guy was wearing his grados backwards

[Arjahn767]

The LOTR movies are 11 hours and 16 minutes WIKIPEDIA POWNAGE!

[samvanzeeland]

the dude at the end ruins the whole concept of this skit

[reptarthegreat666]

i like how the guy at the end had to explain it for some people

[Frost1758]

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[ExcitedNonetheless]

@LooseJepardy You're right, its a play. But many people read it as a book. I read shakespeare in my english class all the time. It isn't like we act it out...

[kittykat0807]

fast and furious is a book?! I thought it was a movie!

[Carlinhosviolao]

What is a book?

[w00dsta]

you guys, you are sooooo crazee !!