Unlikely Small Ads - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[Boycini9]

A comment about a comment from a person who decided to try to be smart by making a shit joke about the video regarding a quote from the video.

[OccasionallyEpic]

Someone being smart and saying something about people saying something about quotes from the video they just watched.

[kjevo]

The same quote from the video you just watched but spelled wrong.

[WispyHauntySpirit]

the first one, frankie said Cromwell road... thats where i catch the bus to get to college.

[AJKnair6]

it's like a brit version of whose line is it anyway

[BonesAndYouKnowIt]

@AJKnair6 there are significant differences but yeah, sorta.

[sazag]

@AJKnair6 Whose line is it anyway was originally a British Program, but mock the week is made by the same people.

[schulze3]

Always find myself most of the time hating the right hand team cause they mic block

[thewalkingpotofjam]

play the vid and press 6 for hugh dennis remix

[Cifrinable]

Bloody sick of the same "Quote from the video" comment on all these mock the week videos.

[000FunGirl000]

Russell's face at 0:55 :')

[BonesAndYouKnowIt]

@000FunGirl000 holy shit....

[samsoncooper1]

Are you struggling to get out of the bath....Its pretty much game over for you then! hahah!!

[adambelfast1]

@samsoncooper1 yep, heard it in the video thank you

[samsoncooper1]

@adambelfast1 It was just in case you were death....

[samsoncooper1]

@samsoncooper1 Deaf* Whoops

[Cardien18]

aaaa why is there ba video about a big hairy spider in the top right corner??? :(

[pilchard96]

I miss Frankie Boyle...

[MsAbixxx]

I knew there was someone in my garden last night...

[TheChucky4664]

i never got why frankie allways put on that english accent during scenes we'd like to see

[ellenmelon771]

Can't believe Russell didn't say anything!!! :( xXx

[XTheDarkShadowX]

I didn't even need to watch the video, I just read all the jokes from the comments.

[gothen1234]

Joe Fritzl likes women like his Wine, home grown and locked in the basement for 20 years

[CloverCATOREE]

who's the comedian at 1:16 and the one right before him? they're both hilarious xD

[Darkullx93]

@CloverCATOREE Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrne

[MrKoiking1]

@CloverCATOREE irish one is ed bryne, and the other one is hugh denis

[Gordinak2]

Unlkely Small Ads -- "Blacks penis"

[Nukethelotofthem1]

He might be a bit near the knuckle but you have o admit he is shit hot.

[liftwell]

I can't stand people posting comments about the fact that they don't like people posting quotes straight from the video.

[SpaztasticSheep]

-facepalms- I don't know how many people watching this are British, but it's clear most people have no idea what they're talking about. BRITAIN = Scotland, Wales and England. The UK includes N. Ireland. As in 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. FFS, guys! Get your facts straight before you go shouting about what's right and what's not.

[badtjandkris]

Legs, Bums and Tums..

Wanted by Cannibal

[leppyweppy]

pres 5 repeatedly russel howard ;)

[LauraForeverable]

I hate it when people just post quotes and then it spoils it for you if your looking at the comments :'(

[annabelSPNlover]

@LauraForeverable SO DON'T LOOK AT COMMENTS UNTIL AFTER. Duh.

[MrSideSwipes]

A quote from the video you just watched.

[LiquidPlays]

@MrSideSwipes A thumbs whore.

[LIVERPOOLGIANT]

@MrSideSwipes I know! That's my favourite bit too!

[PrimaIScream]

I saw someone hit on Cromwell road last night walking home.

[iFROS7]

i just heard them no need to post a comment

[kitaarmes]

House Prices Falling? Debts Rising? Feel Like You Can't Quite Cope? PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!

[samtheman485]

Parents, worried about unruly teenagers ruining your house? You need my book My House My Rules by Josef Fritzl! haha

[Sodgez123]

Are you in drunk, depressed and in no state to apply for a job? Don't bother.

[TicksterxX]

slightly used condoms for sale... no weirdos. XD

house prices falling? debts rising? feeling you cant quite cope?

PULL YOUR SELF TOGETHER!!! O_o

[lSparto1]

@SammiiOmen your only saying that to get thumbs up anyways

[jennadancer7]

@SammiiOmen you must be a lot of fun at parties.

[ThatBritishChris]

@SammiiOmen ohhh u mad

[RebeIRebeI]

I'm dissapointed that no one used the "Second hand toilet rolls for sale" joke :(

[CHRISIDDON17]

@RebeIRebeI lame lol



[daveemo1]

how can u watch this if u dont get jokes?

[alisxxTW]

Why does hugh always do jokes about pervs?

[Chompy1804]

i love hugh dennis' smile after he tells his jokes

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@Chompy1804 *nod* :)

[danelletakarai]

please bring Frankie back....

[popazz1]

Hahahahaha,the look on Andy Parson's face when he says something 'controvertial'!

[basscann0n]

frankie wins, every time..

[VenomousNinja]

Does anyone understand that Gardening Done joke?

[tehf00n]

@VenomousNinja yes

[VenomousNinja]

@tehf00n Mind explaining it to me?

[tehf00n]

@VenomousNinja the usual statement "gardening done" in a small ad would imply that the person placing the ad was offering a gardening service. ie. "gardening done. £5/hour". This also implies a future tense. Instead he used it as a past tense statement to say "the gardening has been done" and what made it work was following up with "think i'll put my feet up now". His tonality when he said "gardening done" ruined it for me as it setup the punchline in an obvious way and made the joke droll.

[Schmophiee]

i love how the top comments are both Frankies quotes. He was the Legend of MTW.

[imerk69]

Parents; Are you worried about unruly teenagers wrecking your house? Why not buy this book "My House, My Rules" by Joseph Fritzel

[tehn00bpwn3r]

Half hour of Things We'd Like To See would be awesome!

[Kop360]

how can the two highest comments have a combined thumbs up of 144 when they both just recited a joke from the clip!?

[spacecowboy5000]

@Kop360 Well, that just means they were the favorite jokes from the clip.

[AlexGTAgamer]

"Garden ho wanted, no not that kind of garden hoe."

[BoboTheMushroom]

*Funny quote from the video you've just watched*

[GGMckayGG]

frankie boyle is epic!!!!!

[RandomGurl365]

House prices falling,debts rising,feel like u cant quite cope....PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! LMAO xD

[BlackAssassinBlade]

You should be an individualist, EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!

[blockheadface]

It's 2am. I really should go to bed, but I can't stop watching these...

[2010EoinMurphy]

@blockheadface same

[nielsf]

0:55 russel does a nipple rub XD

[PICKyourSELFupTV]

slightly used condoms for sale... no weirdos looooool

[stokeowen]

my house my rules

[BrainyHufflepuff]

@geckohead135

Yes, you ARE the retard. They mean THE SAME THING!

[munichmouse]

... slightly used condoms on sale! No weirdos! - B_R_I_L_L_I_A_N_T LOL

[sarah24394]

So suddenly Russell Howard's nipple is halfway down his stomach? I don't think so! He was probably more likely scratching an itch, watch more closely next time

[deanbrickland]

lol. trouble getting out of the bath? then its game over for you then

[deanbrickland]

why did bbc block everybody in ireland? i love there vids

[punkmetal11]

Haha "Don't ring before noon!"

[needleeater1]

I live in Cromwell road, and on Tuesday there was a hit and run!

[ThePinkPerson]

i find that good stand up people like michael mcintyre, ed byrne, sarah milcane, etc. are kinda crap on mock the week things like this...

[skaryfaerie]

Thumbs up if you were waiting for the condom joke to see Russell rub his nipple?

[miss4getful]

1:11 - OMG Hugh Dennis sounded like Jeremy Kyle!!! :O

he could be his double! LOL

[broon8CFC]

Ed Byrne is so shittttt

[tasteofcoda]

For once a video whose top comments aren't quotes...

[GamerInari]

@tasteofcoda but one was a thumbs up if comment :(

[cheekysquiggle]

@tasteofcoda mabye not :)

[RSAwakend]

the 21 dislikes wre the weirdos hu wanted slighttly used condoms

[KT926]

I'd say: "Want to help save the environment? Try and pass something on; second hand toilet paper"

: )

[cheapshotdrummer]

My book, my house, my rules!

By Josef Fritzl.

[The343Player]

"House prices falling? Debts rising? Feel like you cant quite cope?

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!"

[yo1659]

i love hughs faces after his jokes

[WhiteTiger225]

Am I the only one kinda creeped out by the Russel Howard Fangirls and Faboys.. And the Frankie Boyle cult memebers? XD

[Gn00bie]

0:56, fake from a diff episode. the guy laughing. exact same video clip

[Jackass23311]

stuart should be a regular

[MegaBlahBlahBlah93]

SHIWADDYWADDY <3 :D.

[Vekoma1261]

What does it mean when they get buzzed after they tell a joke?

[Arzaker]

@Vekoma1261

that means next joke

[TheMsEleanor]

@Vekoma1261 it just mean they are dismissed it kinda tells you when their joke finishes

[littlepeves]

repeatedly press 5 and watch Russell Howard rub his nipple ;)

[AllHailVenom]

@littlepeves XD his face

[LichfiendRazool]

are you looking for a plumer whod do a good job at a rezinable price...

YOU GOT NO CHANCE! lol franky is awsome

[MeganPepper96]

Are you struggeling to get out of the bath? Its pretty much game over for you then :)

[PowerTheQwerty]

@MeganPepper96 STOP RUINING IT FOR ME!!!!

[KirstySpencer1991]

@PowerTheQwerty Don't read the comments before watching and it won't be ruined. People are going to discuss the video, that's what comments are for.

[PowerTheQwerty]

@KirstySpencer1991 My comment was meant as a joke, but i admit it is frustrating reading the top comments and seeing the joke before it is said. It does detract from the entertainment, i know many other people get frustrated by this too. Sorry if i upset you.

[TheLaceratedSky]

@MeganPepper96 Game over why?XD

[YeshMaytee]

my house. my rules.by joseph fritzl.

OH MY GOD. I LAUGHED SO HARD.

[Nyckid64]

Are you a alcoholic? There's a sale at Oddbins!

[TheSkatingTJ]

pause at 0:56 after the used condom joke , russell howards face looks like a peido , he obviously does that :)

[1231bert]

frankie boyle is a legend

[Kaynas1988]

Angermanagement CD's for sale

Don't ring before noon

[Kaynas1988]

Hi I'm Ashley Cole and I don't use condoms, would you like to sleep with me and have sex with me.

[obsessivefriendsfan]

russels face at 0.56 :D

[tazag8rocks88]

<3 

[smurph1123]

Joseph Fritzel is a man who done things to his daughter that i will not mention.He was a horrible man and kept his daughter locked in his house for 24 years and she had 7 children. . . .he was disgusting!!!!!:(:(:(

[Leekduck]

@smurph1123 this is the internet, we don't need your emotions

[smurph1123]

@Leekduck I'm not really showing my emotions I'm just saying who joseph fritzel actually was. . . I answered someones question!!!and he is disgusting!!!!

[GersFan1Connor]

@smurph1123 i think by pointing out she had 7 children gave away what he done :/ and he is a fuckin sicko

[TheFallenangelme]

who's josef fritzel ?

[WyrmSaint]

Who else saw the thumbnail and assumed ADS said ASS?

[g3l0o]

@WyrmSaint lol just you mate

[BraddersMoore]

Are you struggling to get out of the bath,well it's pretty much game over for you then !

[majlou19]

BRING BACK FRANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BangingMash]

I really dont get Ed's joke about Gardening.... =S

[Flossie710]

@BangingMash ""Gardening Done"=normally it means that someone is looking for a job as gardener. But he makes it into ï"Im fiinished with gardening,(and tired) think I'll put me feet up know"

[BangingMash]

@Flossie710 oh...oooohh! I get it now thnx =D

[Flossie710]

@Flossie710 *now

[VampireAngel1918]

oooo scarey 1,666 likes :P

[Talodie]

r u an alchoholic? there's a sale on at Oddbens! lolz i don't no how 2 spell oddbens

[Hozzas]

@Talodie It's Oddbins

[Talodie]

@Hozzas thanks. his accent got me a bit confused on the spelling

[Talodie]

1:31 joke was awesum, i almost died!

[codblackopsking14]

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!! lol

[CKNDFressay]

awww andy parsons is so cute

[LootzO]

@CKNDFressay Really??

[bleachbadass2]

what series and episode is this plzzzz



[ska2808]

Andy Parsons really isn't as funny as he thinks he is.

[theginger00]

"Legs, Bums and Tums.

Wanted by Cannibal. "

What a legend.

[KrytenMark]

"House prices falling? Debts rising?  Feel like you can't cope? PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!" X''D That was the best one!

[Danielthephenom]

ALL HAIL STEWART FRANCIS

[gillyx7]

omg how good is frankie boyle ? he wipes the floor with the rest ! lol :D

[viridismonasteriense]

a "slightly" used condom? 

[martha368]

HAHAHA the 1st one.

[na2k9na]

@dangitcarn he has a creepily dodgy lok on his face aswell :s

[LootzO]

@dangitcarn With a creepy look on his face :P

[Tommy0145]

@dangitcarn He likey!

[TheHellbred]

I don't get Ed's gardening joke.

[tempski101]

@TheHellbred

he means "the gardening has been done, i think i'll put my feet up now"

appose to "Gardening dung for sale" which people presume he'll say :)

[CrazyAboutBeyonceXD]

r u struggling to get out of the bath? its pretty much game over for u then!! LOOOL frankie is a legend! oh how i wish he was still on MTW :(

[icarus313]

Frankie Boyle has got to be one of the funniest Scotsmen in history.

[RayCathode100]

@icarus313 He is indeed but let's not forget Billy Connelly!

[azyhbeast]

@icarus313 i agree but i think daniel sloss is sooooo close tho...

[RudeandnotGinger2]

@icarus313 All scotsmen are funny to us.

[ballyros]

@icarus313 frankie boyle is the funniest british person in history

[geckohead135]

@ballyros hes scottish

[ballyros]

@geckohead135 ok your a fucking retard britain is wales england scotland and northern ireland not just england retard

[geckohead135]

@ballyros oh im the retard? britain is britain ALONE. the UK is the 3 together NOT britain. and anyway thats just stupid he comes from scotland, he is scottish just because he lives in england DOES NOT mean he was BORN in britain. wow u fail

[ActarratcA]

@geckohead135 yeah, britain is england, wales, scotland and Northern Ireland

[TheAlonzi]

@ActarratcA great britain = england, scotland and wales

united kingdom = england, scotland, wales and northern ireland

[cybink]

@geckohead135 Britain = England, Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland. United Kingdom = England, Wales & Scotland

[geckohead135]

@cybink its the other way round

[sineadmolphy]

@geckohead135 nope

[SpaztasticSheep]

@geckohead135 No...it's not. The full name for the UK is; 'The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'. This implies that you are wrong.

[TalesOfWar]

@cybink Britain is England, Scotland and Wales. United Kingdom is Northern Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales. Britain is just the name of the contiguous landmass that makes up the British Isles, hence Great Britain, which means the unification of those states as one political entity.