im luving how now these days lots of things are a dollar and are free and when we see something that we know we can get free we are always like WTF GET THE FUDGE OUTTA HERE LOL
@xXMapleVodkaXx The penis enlargement ad guy. Search "What if the internet was a real place? | Chappelle's Show" and he's at 0:40 and few times later in disguise lol
I hate it when you're on a porn site and the chat box pops up. AND IT'S A REAL PERSON! All I want to do is jerk it, I don't want to hook up with some diseased bitch.
@wtfsaywat well, again as this is youtube i cant really go into details but some of the more kinky stuff that were a bit more specific about is hard 2 find, such as a certain actress dooing something that were into, its not all available on redtube
0:53 Ah Jesus Christ, food & porn: the combination that I hate. Literally makes me sick. @xatnu It didn't suck, it lap-danced. (I'm sorry, I know it's lame but it was stronger than me).
@stanleytungteeth if you laugh at this video, you've been to one porn site. they're all the same.. lol but nice, trying to hide the fact that your a porn freak... looking up the word "porn" on youtube.. shame on you stanley.
@stanleytungteeth Yep, I'm surry I am not as cool of a person as you and too honest to admit I have visited porn sites. I was a born a man and all I know is all men have a need :).
I won't speak for women, even if it is the same as men.
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don"t even theink about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance i get Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes! Girl: Darling!! ♥ After marriage Read It backwards!! ♥
I hope everyone who thumbs up comments taken straight from the video gets their balls smeared in honey then chewed off slowly by a ravenous mountain bear!
@paintballmon135 No. He's not, he's not actually quoting something and ruining it for people. You and I though? We're the annoying buggers that start dumb arguements that have nothing to do with the video.
What about him walking into a room and its all hardcore porn then the room slowly turns white and some broad walks up to him and says "Welcome to adult friend finder..."
is it just me or is the gay guy really cuter? o.o
pumperentchen 1 day ago 2
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asdf1noob 3 days ago
FREE PORN FUCKING RULES! (I wish i had a larger and/or more dramatic font for that statement.)
WhistlePigZILLA 4 days ago
I salute the creators of xnxx, xvideos, pornhub and youporn.
4795623 6 days ago 6
@4795623 And Tube8. That one's good.
EmberQZ912995 1 day ago
he should try pornhub....
coleisawesome532 1 week ago
'are you sure you wona leave me?' LOL
skaterbalty 1 week ago
How teh hell did that kid convince his parents to let him act in that???
freestyle6100 1 week ago 4
@freestyle6100 he could be older than he looks
ImaJosha 6 days ago
@ImaJosha truuue....
freestyle6100 6 days ago
where's all the low-quality good stuff??
MrWaddefak 1 week ago
xvids!
AlfieWilRus 1 week ago
damn pop ups...
b74k3 1 month ago
whats the "are you sure you wanna leave me?" from and the balloon one?
klreeveswms 1 month ago
@klreeveswms pop ups
farahhumaira 1 month ago
@klreeveswms The "are you sure you wanna leave me" is a pop up, and I think the balloon one is the 'weird' porn
Mr2010Jamie 1 month ago
im luving how now these days lots of things are a dollar and are free and when we see something that we know we can get free we are always like WTF GET THE FUDGE OUTTA HERE LOL
angelshadow3593 1 month ago
Are you sure you wanna leave me?
:FOREVER ALONE:
theartfever 2 months ago 2
"Are you sure you wanna leave me?" HAHAHAHAH
KeitaroWolf 2 months ago 2
Looked like Lady Gaga who gave the free lap dance...
xmenfan07 2 months ago 6
Are you sure you wanna leave me?
softgat 2 months ago 2
Bouncer: Whoa whoa whoa: How old are you?
Kid: Uhhh...my birthday is January 1st, 1900...
Bouncer: Okay, enjoy!
EdenForPresident 3 months ago 121
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roses are red
violets are blue
pornhub is down
but dubstep will do :)
shipuddenshaq 3 months ago
Weres 1:49 ????
Benergi 3 months ago
thumbs up if you no how real this is and feel good
myfatassdick 3 months ago
where are all the viruses? also did anyone else notice the guy popping balloons looked like he was having trouble?
001THERev 3 months ago
0:54 it sounds like batman watches porn :)
LisaSwagner2 3 months ago 10
Where are all the free penis enlargment ads?
xXMapleVodkaXx 3 months ago 229
@xXMapleVodkaXx That guy works for Dave Chappell lol
JohnNiner8 1 month ago
@JohnNiner8 Who?
xXMapleVodkaXx 1 month ago
@xXMapleVodkaXx The penis enlargement ad guy. Search "What if the internet was a real place? | Chappelle's Show" and he's at 0:40 and few times later in disguise lol
JohnNiner8 1 month ago
@JohnNiner8 Oh yes, I've watched that show one million and one times.
It's all natural, bro!
xXMapleVodkaXx 1 month ago
@xXMapleVodkaXx we like this cause we all watch porn haha
DCK1NNG 5 days ago
1:17
She has a nice booty
PRINCEMISHKEN 3 months ago
you sure u wanna leave me? lol
JayAnAye 3 months ago
Omegle, the porn site that features only and all men masturbating into a webcam!
Darvilicious 3 months ago
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Snowflakeify98 3 months ago
And that's why I stopped going to porn sites...
Audi134 3 months ago
So xvideos is like a bootycall??
krunkaintdead69 3 months ago
hmmmm my birthday is also 01/01/1900
frickthat1 3 months ago
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No matter how curious...
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And if you do...
Please...
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heresmypal 3 months ago
I just got a stripes ad on the side of my screen that can be considered porn
zeldafreak000 3 months ago
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Lenoxuss 3 months ago
anyone else laugh their asses off with the way that guy was describing amateur porn at :51?! I was...
icepic21 3 months ago
Half this shit don't make sense.
EmperorOfMars 3 months ago
are you sure you wana leave meh?
mongolianape 3 months ago
That face at the end. Priceless.
OfficialFraggedHD 3 months ago
I watch porn on a mac. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1ntothefray 3 months ago
January 1st 1900
JarretJarrey 3 months ago
that lapdancer looks like one of my teachers.
brenard23455 3 months ago
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14597ojai 3 months ago
@brenard23455 Oh my god she does too! Id recognized that ass anywhere!!!
14597ojai 3 months ago
So glad for Adblock Plus. Makes xvideos so much more tolerable.
daftrok 3 months ago
@daftrok xvideos has ads?
Spec0pleader 3 months ago
@Spec0pleader I honestly didn't know either until one day I was curious and turned off Adblock. It's a nightmare.
daftrok 3 months ago
@daftrok am so glad i installed adblock before i set on my quest for porn lmao
Spec0pleader 3 months ago
@Spec0pleader Are you sure you wanna leave him?
DexwardCuxann 3 months ago
@DexwardCuxann who?
Spec0pleader 3 months ago
@Spec0pleader 1:45
DexwardCuxann 3 months ago
@DexwardCuxann oh right lol
Spec0pleader 3 months ago
I hate it when you're on a porn site and the chat box pops up. AND IT'S A REAL PERSON! All I want to do is jerk it, I don't want to hook up with some diseased bitch.
mvn1997 3 months ago 9
"Are you sure you want to leave me?"
LurkerVixen 3 months ago 5
God damn, I lost it at the age thing fifteen seconds in.
Oldenheimer1913 3 months ago
This is more like pre-YouPorn times
Saufm 3 months ago 3
@Saufm genau
braemstabraemsta 3 months ago
do you want to leave me?
garytang182 3 months ago
Pornhub
xvideos
youjizz
Go knock yourselves out.
lordskyller 3 months ago
@lordskyller you forgot fapdu.com
wtfsaywat 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat thats a good site
wtfsaywat 1 month ago
Who still pays for porn?
wtfsaywat 3 months ago 419
@wtfsaywat people that want 1080p porn
eleckolocote 3 months ago
@eleckolocote hahahah..lol rofl
wtfsaywat 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat because some of us just arent contempt with the average porn, some of us want that extra kinky stuff ^^
masterbenjamin 3 months ago
@masterbenjamin They have the extra kinky stuff on free porn sites too.
wtfsaywat 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat yeah but soime of us are, extremely kinky, and we want it high def :>
masterbenjamin 3 months ago
@masterbenjamin why? How much of a difference does high def actually make. I can still see the bitches tits and nipples so im good
wtfsaywat 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat well, again as this is youtube i cant really go into details but some of the more kinky stuff that were a bit more specific about is hard 2 find, such as a certain actress dooing something that were into, its not all available on redtube
masterbenjamin 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat ikr. They don't realize there are things called torrents and non-HD.
itachi999987 3 months ago
@itachi999987 finally someone who actually gets it
wtfsaywat 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat Paying for porn is the highest stage of porn addiction.
So... people who are addicted to porn pay for it.
InuYashafanboyee 3 months ago 7
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@InuYashafanboyee They don't know that you can get it free?
wtfsaywat 3 months ago
@wtfsaywat I use to pay for porn but then i took a arrow to the knee
idle309 2 months ago
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funny because is all true
op10004 3 months ago
No Rule 34 reference?
1337lolguyman 3 months ago 5
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why is the black guy the bouncer???
chipmunktrackz 3 months ago
111 people wanted to see the gay porn
TheJoeboyjr 3 months ago
@TheJoeboyjr and those 111 people are gay and u sir have 111 broken bones
redfatcrystal11 3 months ago
@TheJoeboyjr gay porn is still porn you homophobe
zuevaxcy23 3 months ago
are you sure you wanna leave me?
ChibiPawszz 3 months ago 4
I learnt so much.
TheManDownTheRoad 3 months ago
thats why you use pornhub
NikoLiberty1000 3 months ago 146
@NikoLiberty1000 pfft pornhub is for noobs redtube is extreme
martinki11 2 months ago
@martinki11 xnxx is where its at, free cartoon everyday lol
HustlerMitch 2 months ago
There's lots of free porn, people! Of course, it usually sucks.
squamish4244 3 months ago
my birthday is on 19100? :D
TheSeePC 4 months ago
"Are you sure you want to leave me -.- "
Donkiiieee 4 months ago
I don't get this :( college humour is usually funnier than this. I laughed at the "free" lap dancer, but... yeah... That sucked.
xatnu 4 months ago
@xatnu guilty?
razgriz7 4 months ago
@razgriz7 of what D=
xatnu 4 months ago
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razgriz7 3 months ago
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@xatnu of free lap dances? :)
razgriz7 3 months ago
0:53 Ah Jesus Christ, food & porn: the combination that I hate. Literally makes me sick. @xatnu It didn't suck, it lap-danced. (I'm sorry, I know it's lame but it was stronger than me).
TheRacistsMustDie 3 months ago
@TheRacistsMustDie Oh, I agree. Food & Porn - fuck that shit.
SincereCreature 3 months ago
Omg, that Steve guy is like a mini Mike Gallagher, LOL.
HabNews101 4 months ago
Was that pedobear?
youronlinesniper 4 months ago 2
I'd prefer to make a mistake then a joke.
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autumntree2011 4 months ago
he desperation in his voice when he says "are you sure you wanna leave me?" is priceless
daniel4dum 4 months ago 13
lolcats
MacMachineMan 4 months ago
beggy gales early years!
noregrets92 4 months ago
that guy is hot
ninjaninja246 4 months ago
the asain is a man
MrBackwardssdrawkcab 4 months ago
hooray for pornhub and xnxx
1111krol 4 months ago
If you laugh at this video... you'd probably visited a lot of porn site.....
stanleytungteeth 4 months ago 393
@stanleytungteeth hell yeah. I have made it my lifes' goal to prove rule 34 once and for all.
gso619 4 months ago
@stanleytungteeth
Or you just know how the internet works! DUH!
4400seriesFAN 4 months ago
@stanleytungteeth if you laugh at this video, you've been to one porn site. they're all the same.. lol but nice, trying to hide the fact that your a porn freak... looking up the word "porn" on youtube.. shame on you stanley.
papastiffy 4 months ago
@stanleytungteeth Yep, I'm surry I am not as cool of a person as you and too honest to admit I have visited porn sites. I was a born a man and all I know is all men have a need :).
I won't speak for women, even if it is the same as men.
heroineadict 4 months ago
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@stanleytungteeth you bet your ass i have.
redefiningsk8ing 3 months ago
@stanleytungteeth
yeah, thats the whole fucking point you dumb ass... It's called college humor for a dam reason.
retardsos 3 months ago
@stanleytungteeth You've*
klaridon 3 months ago
@stanleytungteeth Dam....you got me
siracabacajr 3 months ago
anyone else try to click the free preview ?
LaughLotsVideos 4 months ago
Dancing Bear?
HooverTV 4 months ago
"Was it a joke or a mistake.?
" Yea! I know right" *walks away*
XD!
Angelbaby7041 4 months ago 7
And that kids is why you should never watch internet porn.......just buy it on DVD and none of those things will happen!
SuperUltraNinja1 4 months ago 8
they forgot to mention seriously fucked up porn
whaohdoublerainbow 4 months ago
That blonde stripper actually looks like the chick Tilly Devine from Underbelly
TheTelenation 4 months ago
that stripper was soooo hotttttt
fafinaf 4 months ago
i wonder how many people were born on January 1, 1900?
MyQw3rty2 4 months ago
Most accurate description of online porn sites i've ever seen.
Roronoa2zoro 5 months ago 15
@Roronoa2zoro seriously just go to Xvideos. perfectly good free porn.
TheWaluigiman1 4 months ago
@TheWaluigiman1 lol that's what I was thinking...there are plenty of free porn sites that don't spam you with pop ups are charge anything
beowulf500ad 4 months ago
i like the asian stripper =)
guitarhamster102 5 months ago
Thumbs if you think Steve looks Like nathan from misfits :D
ProductsFromTheBrain 5 months ago 4
@ProductsFromTheBrain yeah. ish.
axelisamuffin 5 months ago
STEVE EXITS THE GAY PORN SECTON
mynamemaycontainAtoZ 5 months ago
@mynamemaycontainAtoZ YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
SincereCreature 3 months ago
thus happens to me all the time, free lap dances my ass, I WANT THE "you sure you wanna leave me" guy, i mean girl
ZeBabyseason2 5 months ago
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TheMulletOfFury 5 months ago 44
@TheMulletOfFury don't get it?
SWEETRHYSIE10 5 months ago
@TheMulletOfFury Stop copying face book like sites.
euphoriasmoothies 4 months ago 11
Does anyone else feel sad when the video ends?
HabboStic 5 months ago
Gotta love IE 6
granturismite 5 months ago
This is why i look up FREE PORN HERE!
CuleBai 5 months ago
hiiiiii...hi..hi (hi)
fucknamenumbers 5 months ago
Does anybody know the name of that blonde chick with the "free lapdance"???
rockbar131x131 5 months ago
I hope everyone who thumbs up comments taken straight from the video gets their balls smeared in honey then chewed off slowly by a ravenous mountain bear!
JackRabbitSlim 5 months ago
i want a free lap dance.....
eukillmiguel 6 months ago
*insert quote from video*
MoralRapist 6 months ago
@MoralRapist fuck off, you're just as bad as the people that actually quote stuff
paintballmon135 5 months ago
@paintballmon135 i was trying to be witty. chill man.
MoralRapist 5 months ago
@paintballmon135 No. He's not, he's not actually quoting something and ruining it for people. You and I though? We're the annoying buggers that start dumb arguements that have nothing to do with the video.
Metal4life100 5 months ago
If only it were so easy in real life...
pb19111 6 months ago
@pb19111
Huh? It wasn't easy in the video at all.
HeyThatRhymes90 6 months ago
im surprised there were no p*nis enlagment advertisement jokes :)
pmanpt 6 months ago 290
I actually know a Steve and he really is gay. What a coincidence.
S3k710n8 6 months ago
rofl it's funny 2 see that kid come out of the gay porn area when last time we saw him as a bully.
Shuda7 6 months ago
that's awkward because i know that blonde kid.
gimpy616 10 months ago 18
Itss NIGGA
MrClubpenguingames 11 months ago
Lane Merified: this vid getting banned on Youtube And ur Ip addres and Club Penguin :d -Club Penguin
MrClubpenguingames 11 months ago
Man this nigga needs to head to the PornHub....FREE PORN 24/7
TechTeachings101 11 months ago 11
What about him walking into a room and its all hardcore porn then the room slowly turns white and some broad walks up to him and says "Welcome to adult friend finder..."
ThatUJohnWayne 1 year ago
The Steve and gay porn made me laugh the most xD
juna42kela 1 year ago 9
Free Preview :D
DrHooty911 1 year ago
in moments like that. BRING A KNIFE OR A PISTOL!
bethuneboy 1 year ago
@bethuneboy the joke went way over you
StokerOne775 1 year ago
Porn site is cancer it self
believe me all of you
the porn sites well destroy you
MrRustyDust 1 year ago
@MrRustyDust nuh uh, you should see how buff my left arm is!!! although now im left arm dominant :/
StokerOne775 1 year ago
January 1, 1900 is my Birthday on YouTube.
rafay40 1 year ago 13
@rafay40 Happy birthday!
emokid3030 1 year ago
The lapdance girl is fucking hot.
dksftwpwned 1 year ago 5
this is why from now on im only gonna have sex with girls instead of porn......
metalrocker1ful 1 year ago 6