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  • is it just me or is the gay guy really cuter? o.o

  • FREE PORN FUCKING RULES! (I wish i had a larger and/or more dramatic font for that statement.)

  • I salute the creators of xnxx, xvideos, pornhub and youporn.

  • @4795623 And Tube8. That one's good.

  • he should try pornhub....

  • 'are you sure you wona leave me?' LOL

  • How teh hell did that kid convince his parents to let him act in that???

  • @freestyle6100 he could be older than he looks

  • @ImaJosha truuue....

  • where's all the low-quality good stuff??

  • xvids!

  • damn pop ups...

  • whats the "are you sure you wanna leave me?" from and the balloon one?

  • @klreeveswms pop ups

  • @klreeveswms The "are you sure you wanna leave me" is a pop up, and I think the balloon one is the 'weird' porn

  • im luving how now these days lots of things are a dollar and are free and when we see something that we know we can get free we are always like WTF GET THE FUDGE OUTTA HERE LOL

  • Are you sure you wanna leave me?

    :FOREVER ALONE:

  • "Are you sure you wanna leave me?" HAHAHAHAH

  • Looked like Lady Gaga who gave the free lap dance...

  • Are you sure you wanna leave me?

  • Bouncer: Whoa whoa whoa: How old are you?

    Kid: Uhhh...my birthday is January 1st, 1900...

    Bouncer: Okay, enjoy!

  • Weres 1:49 ????

  • thumbs up if you no how real this is and feel good

  • where are all the viruses? also did anyone else notice the guy popping balloons looked like he was having trouble?

  • 0:54 it sounds like batman watches porn :)

  • Where are all the free penis enlargment ads?

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx That guy works for Dave Chappell lol

  • @JohnNiner8 Who?

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx The penis enlargement ad guy. Search "What if the internet was a real place? | Chappelle's Show" and he's at 0:40 and few times later in disguise lol

  • @JohnNiner8 Oh yes, I've watched that show one million and one times.

    It's all natural, bro!

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx we like this cause we all watch porn haha

  • 1:17

    She has a nice booty

  • you sure u wanna leave me? lol

  • Omegle, the porn site that features only and all men masturbating into a webcam!

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  • And that's why I stopped going to porn sites...

  • So xvideos is like a bootycall??

  • hmmmm my birthday is also 01/01/1900

  • I just got a stripes ad on the side of my screen that can be considered porn

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  • anyone else laugh their asses off with the way that guy was describing amateur porn at :51?! I was...

  • Half this shit don't make sense.

  • are you sure you wana leave meh?

  • That face at the end. Priceless.

  • I watch porn on a mac. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • January 1st 1900

  • that lapdancer looks like one of my teachers.

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  • @brenard23455 Oh my god she does too! Id recognized that ass anywhere!!!

  • So glad for Adblock Plus. Makes xvideos so much more tolerable.

  • @daftrok xvideos has ads?

  • @Spec0pleader I honestly didn't know either until one day I was curious and turned off Adblock. It's a nightmare.

  • @daftrok am so glad i installed adblock before i set on my quest for porn lmao

  • @Spec0pleader Are you sure you wanna leave him?

  • @DexwardCuxann who?

  • @DexwardCuxann oh right lol

  • I hate it when you're on a porn site and the chat box pops up. AND IT'S A REAL PERSON! All I want to do is jerk it, I don't want to hook up with some diseased bitch.

  • "Are you sure you want to leave me?"

  • God damn, I lost it at the age thing fifteen seconds in.

  • This is more like pre-YouPorn times

  • @Saufm genau

  • do you want to leave me?

  • Pornhub

    xvideos

    youjizz

    Go knock yourselves out.

  • @lordskyller you forgot fapdu.com

  • @wtfsaywat thats a good site

  • Who still pays for porn?

  • @wtfsaywat people that want 1080p porn

  • @eleckolocote hahahah..lol rofl

  • @wtfsaywat because some of us just arent contempt with the average porn, some of us want that extra kinky stuff ^^

  • @masterbenjamin They have the extra kinky stuff on free porn sites too.

  • @wtfsaywat yeah but soime of us are, extremely kinky, and we want it high def :>

  • @masterbenjamin why? How much of a difference does high def actually make. I can still see the bitches tits and nipples so im good

  • @wtfsaywat well, again as this is youtube i cant really go into details but some of the more kinky stuff that were a bit more specific about is hard 2 find, such as a certain actress dooing something that were into, its not all available on redtube

  • @wtfsaywat ikr. They don't realize there are things called torrents and non-HD.

  • @itachi999987 finally someone who actually gets it

  • @wtfsaywat Paying for porn is the highest stage of porn addiction.

    So... people who are addicted to porn pay for it.

  • @wtfsaywat I use to pay for porn but then i took a arrow to the knee

  • No Rule 34 reference?

  • 111 people wanted to see the gay porn

  • @TheJoeboyjr and those 111 people are gay and u sir have 111 broken bones

  • @TheJoeboyjr gay porn is still porn you homophobe

  • are you sure you wanna leave me?

  • I learnt so much.

  • thats why you use pornhub

  • @NikoLiberty1000 pfft pornhub is for noobs redtube is extreme

  • @martinki11 xnxx is where its at, free cartoon everyday lol

  • There's lots of free porn, people! Of course, it usually sucks.

  • my birthday is on 19100? :D

  • "Are you sure you want to leave me -.- "

  • I don't get this :( college humour is usually funnier than this. I laughed at the "free" lap dancer, but... yeah... That sucked.

  • @xatnu guilty?

  • @razgriz7 of what D=

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  • 0:53 Ah Jesus Christ, food & porn: the combination that I hate. Literally makes me sick. @xatnu It didn't suck, it lap-danced. (I'm sorry, I know it's lame but it was stronger than me).

  • @TheRacistsMustDie Oh, I agree. Food & Porn - fuck that shit.

  • Omg, that Steve guy is like a mini Mike Gallagher, LOL.

  • Was that pedobear?

  • I'd prefer to make a mistake then a joke.

  • he desperation in his voice when he says "are you sure you wanna leave me?" is priceless

  • lolcats

  • beggy gales early years!

  • that guy is hot

  • the asain is a man

  • hooray for pornhub and xnxx

  • If you laugh at this video... you'd probably visited a lot of porn site.....

  • @stanleytungteeth hell yeah. I have made it my lifes' goal to prove rule 34 once and for all.

  • @stanleytungteeth

    Or you just know how the internet works! DUH!

  • @stanleytungteeth if you laugh at this video, you've been to one porn site. they're all the same.. lol but nice, trying to hide the fact that your a porn freak... looking up the word "porn" on youtube.. shame on you stanley.

  • @stanleytungteeth Yep, I'm surry I am not as cool of a person as you and too honest to admit I have visited porn sites. I was a born a man and all I know is all men have a need :).

    I won't speak for women, even if it is the same as men.

  • @stanleytungteeth

    yeah, thats the whole fucking point you dumb ass... It's called college humor for a dam reason.

  • @stanleytungteeth You've*

  • @stanleytungteeth Dam....you got me

  • anyone else try to click the free preview ?

  • Dancing Bear?

  • "Was it a joke or a mistake.?

    " Yea! I know right" *walks away*

    XD!

  • And that kids is why you should never watch internet porn.......just buy it on DVD and none of those things will happen!

  • they forgot to mention seriously fucked up porn

  • That blonde stripper actually looks like the chick Tilly Devine from Underbelly

  • that stripper was soooo hotttttt

  • i wonder how many people were born on January 1, 1900?

  • Most accurate description of online porn sites i've ever seen.

  • @Roronoa2zoro seriously just go to Xvideos. perfectly good free porn.

  • @TheWaluigiman1 lol that's what I was thinking...there are plenty of free porn sites that don't spam you with pop ups are charge anything

  • i like the asian stripper =)

  • Thumbs if you think Steve looks Like nathan from misfits :D

  • @ProductsFromTheBrain yeah. ish.

  • STEVE EXITS THE GAY PORN SECTON

  • @mynamemaycontainAtoZ YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

  • thus happens to me all the time, free lap dances my ass, I WANT THE "you sure you wanna leave me" guy, i mean girl

  • @TheMulletOfFury don't get it?

  • @TheMulletOfFury Stop copying face book like sites.

  • Does anyone else feel sad when the video ends?

  • Gotta love IE 6

  • This is why i look up FREE PORN HERE!

  • hiiiiii...hi..hi (hi)

  • Does anybody know the name of that blonde chick with the "free lapdance"???

  • I hope everyone who thumbs up comments taken straight from the video gets their balls smeared in honey then chewed off slowly by a ravenous mountain bear!

  • i want a free lap dance.....

  • *insert quote from video*

  • @MoralRapist fuck off, you're just as bad as the people that actually quote stuff

  • @paintballmon135 i was trying to be witty. chill man.

  • @paintballmon135 No. He's not, he's not actually quoting something and ruining it for people. You and I though? We're the annoying buggers that start dumb arguements that have nothing to do with the video.

  • If only it were so easy in real life...

  • @pb19111

    Huh? It wasn't easy in the video at all.

  • im surprised there were no p*nis enlagment advertisement jokes :)

  • I actually know a Steve and he really is gay. What a coincidence.

  • rofl it's funny 2 see that kid come out of the gay porn area when last time we saw him as a bully.

  • that's awkward because i know that blonde kid.

  • Itss NIGGA

  • Lane Merified: this vid getting banned on Youtube And ur Ip addres and Club Penguin :d -Club Penguin

  • Man this nigga needs to head to the PornHub....FREE PORN 24/7

  • What about him walking into a room and its all hardcore porn then the room slowly turns white and some broad walks up to him and says "Welcome to adult friend finder..."

  • The Steve and gay porn made me laugh the most xD

  • Free Preview :D

  • in moments like that. BRING A KNIFE OR A PISTOL!

  • @bethuneboy the joke went way over you

  • Porn site is cancer it self

    believe me all of you

    the porn sites well destroy you 

  • @MrRustyDust nuh uh, you should see how buff my left arm is!!! although now im left arm dominant :/

  • January 1, 1900 is my Birthday on YouTube.

  • @rafay40 Happy birthday!

  • The lapdance girl is fucking hot.

  • this is why from now on im only gonna have sex with girls instead of porn......