Tom Green - 25 - Butter Madness

[eatm3dry]

butter! butter! butter! 

[RottenAppleSeeds]

alpha male douches.

[ChimairaGod]

He does it to himself all the time.

[deadpinez]

they're just made cause they didnt get any butter... they didnt get any butter put on them... thats why there just mad cause they didnt have any butter on them rubbed on them... no butter thats why... cause butter wasnt rubbed on them

[hollywood1199]

U MAD about the butter?

[memohavok]

jose is a great guy he knows how to have fun! fuck yea!

[xgmb45]

YEA, I'M SO TOUGH, STICKIN UP FOR GUYS WHO GOT BUTTER PUT ON THEM!

[JiggaJames4]

Fuck those guys lol 

[azz75sl]

assault with a condiment :D

[BeastMode08]

only fucking tom green could get people to chant butter lol

[nicky120791]

2:44 Tom should have put some butter on her

[nimrodius]

"You're really mad aren't you?"

[dalamar927]

Maybe it was a salted butter lol

[MisterBroski]

they were on a boat rite?!?

[nnamrob]

2:46 she's HAWT!

[PunkRockerJ7]

That's assault! That's fucking assault. Actually you're an uneducated fuck.

[666MetalFuck]

only tom green can make a lot of people scream BUTTER!!!!!

[herbish90]

girl at 2.48 looks like kate from lost

[ontariobuds]

Why should Tom apoligize? He wasn't the one who dumped their drinks on the guy. It's their own faul for listening to Tom. they could of not done it.

[tripperthe]

I don't even think that the guy complaining got any butter on him... What a bitch.

[MrModigg]

assault my ass, what an ass

[Geniune1]

"do armies use butter as weapons?"

[MrSlayer42]

this is brilliant !

[Dennan]

that babe is hot

[GiddyWafffles]

That actually looks fun

[Scruffroc]

ASSAULT AND BUTTERY

*laugh track*

[niallio77]

I think this was the first time i ever saw Tom Green..idk wtf was going on LOL

[harley22x]

@niallio77 BASICLY..... he goes around and fucks with people... thats about it HA! =P its GREAT!

[christower50]

Some people are so lame lol It would be awesome if i was on the tom green show

[JedSkates]

The power of suggestion....... IS OSSIM

[Jester1069]

in the golf war were they using butter as a weapon? hahahaha

[DORUKOZKAN]

i wish i was there at that cruise man damn

and i cant believe its not butter!

[xLordOfNothingx]

Tom Green is the best dealing with angry people, he mocks 'em and they dont even notice

[Pokemonboy1337]

They can't belive its not not butter.

[ohilikeyou]

That's not a salt. That's butter.

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

Everyone looked like they were having fun, and no one got hurt...those two douchebags just wanted to feel like they were doing something important for once in their lives.

[Marsdevilsvolta]

what is that guy with the goatee doing on a spring break cruise anyway? and towel girl is hot.

[bennyvega100]

"by law that's assault" LOL thank you counselor...what an idiot.

that short little fuck was the guy who freaked out at Tom in the chest hair sandwich bit. No surprise there...he's obviously a jealous asshole. Tom's got 2 feet on that little prick lol

[superdude1452]

people will do whatever they hear on an intercom wont they? lmao

[braducsb2]

Tom Green's fucking hilarious. I wish his show was still on.

[rbiren08]

AHAHAHASH sooo amazing

[gregory06]

2:20 why u cryin brah

[Casarzino]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!!

[pjc50007]

the dude in the black tank top is such a dumbass

[pjc50007]

"I'm hiding in this little room, I have some butter and we're gonna make some announcements." hilarious

[radiogaga1991]

i loved how everyone else, including jose, had a great time. those two sucked!

[N37BU6]

Tom knows how to make people laugh, that's for sure.

[AartyMc]

lol these are complete faggots

[Coozyviews]

lmao 4:13 i started cracking up.

[anitec19]

Tom green Is the best!!! MTV now licks balls jackass aint shit

[oggmonster89]

When José (not sure if thats how you write it) said that he "liked it also" it really did make me smile and somewhat restore my faith in humanity. Nice to see some people can take a joke.

[ArtfulDawdger]

why are there so many young attractive people on this boat? I thought cruises were fill of old people?

[Nazrat84]

"theres that?"

[magnacore11]

goddamn yankees!

[jgq85]

I pulled a stick of butter out on a cop once.

Got me 20 years in the slammer.

[NotIkeman]

@jgq85 Damn, 20 years! Must've been hard time, I bet at least one dude in the yard ran up on you with a stick of butter.

[weefek]

hahahahah

[nc88]

Girl in the towel is sexy.

[240warheads]

To be fair that butter was salted

[GoatsGo2Hell88]

Does anybody notice there are 2 dislikes? I think we know who they are, lol

[JiggaJames4]

@GoatsGo2Hell88 HAHAHAHAHA

[igetmoney013]

Lets have à hand jose

[unfortunatebeam]

"it was assault!!" haha what a dope

[ozonepizza3562]

assault with a condiment? lmao

[Robstailey]

obey tom

[cdrdd]

Thats the coolest cruise ever

[VinnDiddy]

Jose has got to be the coolest guy ever.

[DeekyDicawdo]

he just has that voice and says things in a way that make you want to do what he says

[batterez]

I'm sticking up for people getting treated wrong, mahhhhhn! What a douche.

[StalkingRainbow]

The biggest mistake MTV ever made was pulling his show off air.

[m22frogger]

@StalkingRainbow "The biggest mistake MTV ever made was pulling his show off the air." You couldn't be anymore right! *Thumbs up comment*

[sacredpotion24]

@StalkingRainbow  i fully AGREE MAN!!!!

[Sheepydavis]

@StalkingRainbow MTV kinda sucks now.

[etp222]

@StalkingRainbow Why did they pull it? like was it for a reason? did he do something to cross the line or was it a ratings thing

[StalkingRainbow]

@etp222 MTV didn't like the direction it was going in they said.

[CrazyHermit]

2 dislikes are from the guys that walked out on the show

[linkin0007]

Butter, butter, butter..yeahhh !

[neo1mantra]

That asshole in the goatee an the white polo shirt is a douche

[ricosuavable]

I wish i was on that cruise

[jvasquez311]

Jose was pretty cool

[Vulturefood]

Yup Butter is an assault unless its un-salted Bahahahaha

[tally24th]

hehe he hugged butter boy :)

[schemaia]

Wow if i were Tom Green i would rub other things on the Hot Chick that open the door rather then Peanut Butter

[volkscom]

im with the top comment!

[aubney1]

rob a bank with butter

[GantonioG]

I think that he can fuck any girl in the world

[flairmonkey]

Tom Green may be silly, but he's a nice guy, i mean, people are dicks to him, but he's always kind, even in other videos where people are screaming at him, he always gives them a hug ahaha, thats class.

[zakzero123]

wow those guys are idiots.

[flairmonkey]

Is that that short little fag from before?

[Underdogpiano]

Its Butter ?? That is asault man! LMAO!

[Skycrusher]

what a bunch of butthurt bitchasses

[36180817]

jajaja, wath´s wrong wiht tom green?,,

he is a sic freak!

[lastdragon55]

Assault with a deadly butter. Imagine how dangerous it would've been if he used yogurt? Oh...THE HORROR!!!!!

[Paiste402]

1:55, fucking fun police am i rite?? haha

[ABFUG]

Chick in 2085 is hottt

[megamatt53]

that is assault...that is assault !!!! lol

[MsASL76]

I was totally there!! In the dining room I was the one who told the camera man to chase after the pissed off guy because he didn't notice him at first. LOL You can see me in the white tshirt laughing at the end at 3:51 3:57 & 4:12. hahahaha

[johnnymac497]

I think the butter was unsalted

[Wizarrdd]

I like that Jose has a good time too. :)

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

3:00 "Mistreated?" I'd be screaming "FUCK YEAH!!! PARTY TIME!!!" if I was on a cruise ship and people were pouring beer on me.

[LucidDream]

Those two guys take life too seriously...it seemed like everyone was having fun to me. Except for those two meatheads.

[Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

How the fuck does Tom do it?????

He can push anyone over the edge, And he can get a entire unit of people on his side and get away with it.

He is Legendary.

[KatrinaCabrera]

WOOOOO TOM GREEN!!!!!!!! <33 "You're really mad about the butter?"

[MrRoebs]

aaaaaaawing butter

[Beeza2996]

In my economics class, we talked about the relative production of goods in times of war and peace. Guns represented the former, and butter the latter. Mmmm... Butter, a soft, smooth and tasty consumer item, and yellow like Big Bird. Probably good lube for lovemaking, too. Hardly an assault weapon, methinks.

[sciencemile]

@Beeza2996 They've been updating it to Robots and Pizza now :S

[Beeza2996]

@sciencemile You mean they're using robots to represent war production now? Maybe there's some truth to I, Robot after all! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!!!

[sciencemile]

@Beeza2996 More of a shift from "War Production" as a means of generating a larger production potential, to "Industrial Production", or capital accumulation. My economics professor said something along the lines of "but if you produce more robots, that's going to allow you to have a greater potential to produce pizza in the future, since there are more robots to make the pizzas".

Or something like that -.-;

[Beeza2996]

@sciencemile It's been a while since I took [macro]economics, so I barely remember the fundamentals. That sounds pretty simple, though. Are you in introductory econ?

[sciencemile]

@Beeza2996 Probably, they were 2nd year classes but they covered a lot of ground over those 10 weeks. Macroeconomics and Microeconomics being two separate classes.

Macro had the unemployment, GDP (figuring both Income-based and Consumption-based), Types of Money, etc.

Micro was individual markets, types of market conditions, R&D, a little Games Theory, etc.

[natronski]

Ohhh...butter...how scary!

[jjmann19]

hahaha its just soooooo funny cause hes latterly not afraid to push the envelope

[BuddaChong]

sued for rubbing butter on someone? ha ha ha...Americans..*shakes head*

[cammy78]

those two who walked out, pure fools

[manlykblaze]

@cammy78 the blonde kid was always in the background getting jealous since they started if u look closely 

[IainND]

@manlykblaze The guy with the beard is the same dick who had a cry in the Chest Hair Sandwich video.

[manlykblaze]

@IainND oooo yerr it is....makes it worse....bunch of pri*ks

[christower50]

@cammy78 Agreed!

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol do armies use butter as weapons tom green, (even though i agree with him) is the worst debater ever

[TBBPCproductions]

Hahaha I want to rob a bank with butter!!!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

thats the same fat faggot whinging about the chest hair sandwich bit. God that guy is fucking boring. He is so divided about whether he is gay or straight. Someone should have finally gave him some male ass on that boat. He is so hardcore, he has hardcore gay sex.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

hahahahaha

butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter butter!

[mjndblain]

saulted butter lol....

[PunkInDrublic77]

I love Jose!!!!

[armethos]

"I guess it's a butter thing."

[cooleo0]

omg 3:10 "it wasn't assault it was butter"

"that's assault, man"

[elementbeaver]

who the fuck would let him on a boat?

[Gi1BrO]

I would

[elementbeaver]

while you're on the boat too? there's no escape man, no escape

[mjndblain]

i would if u got his hepatitace a 'n' b shots

[f1forrest]

Hey, Tom Green. Butter is dangerous, it is an epidemic that needs to be controlled =)

[supasole72]

lol fail at the guy who said "swing butta"