Starburst Contradiction Commercial #2

[311mavrickac]

I love that commercial

[ArnoldJChon]

I love that they're not actually half korean have scottish but rather koreans with mutton chops and accents haha

[marymaryshack]

I'm actually half Korean and half Scottish. When I first saw this commercial, I was convinced that Starburst marketing staff was stalking me somehow.  Cracks me up all the time.

[MrWerehog23]

I'm Autistic with a personality. THAT'S a contradiction.

[julzie493]

im actually a scottish asian....

[Deathclok]

Biggest contradiction since the Demoman

[lonestarw0lf]

the new demoman LOLOL

[Queenie4rl]

This commercial cracks me up.

[sk8terkid4life]

My name is Timmy.

[AzneseGuy]

im 50% korean and 25% scottish, does that make me a contradiction?! :(

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

@AzneseGuy The joke is that a 100% Korean person being Scottish doesn't make any sense...because it doesn't.

[lephong]

@TheUnluckyEverydude it's called immigration.

[TheUnluckyEverydude]

@lephong But no. Those guys had obviously been in Scotand for generations. Long enough to pick up the accent, culture, and tradition. It's a contradiction.

[lephong]

@TheUnluckyEverydude how? their ethnicity can be korean and still be scottish as a nationality.

[Korea4Me]

@AzneseGuy No, you're lovely! ^__^

[TheSeansdad]

Scots not scotch. Scotch is whisky.

[poopybooyah]

it's like a father like son in spending quality time :)

[kaarajaggerjack]

hugs timmy the albino life guard

[meradragon]

And if he was japanese with a stronger Scotch accent that would be my boyfriend xD

[hamacidilvalo74]

what does it mean by Albino lifeguard?

[darkheart9668]

@hamacidilvalo74 Since albinos have have little to no pigmentation, or melanin, in their skin, they have are extremely sensitive to the sun and can get sun burn, potentially skin cancer, more easily.

[hamacidilvalo74]

@darkheart9668 Thanks

[taylorxoxosays]

hahahahahahaIts timmy the albino life gaurd

[Frankman725]

They should have gotten someone more mixed looking, not just a Korean guy in traditional Scottish clothing.

[ACTIVEDEVICE]

I cant get over this guy's laugh. or the way he runs to the kid when he asks "what do you mean?" XD

[DrazharX]

Fifteen people are Scotch-Korean.

[trev4ev2]

chewy lika solid...YET JUICY LIKE A LIQUID!

[plppker]

I don't get it why cant there be a Scotch Korean? (sorry if this is a stupid question)

[bloodwatch]

@plppker It's not impossible, it's just very strange to see a Korean person talking with a Scottish accent. Not sure why you couldn't figure that one out yourself...

[plppker]

@bloodwatch Well thank you.

[kateworth]

@bloodwatch what about the girl who plays Cho Chang in the Harry Potter movies? She's chinese but she has a really scottish accent ^___^

[Locuravamp]

@kateworth Oh, there are lots of those. Immigrants or decedents of them.

[Onyx0Mango]

"You don't make a wee bit of sense" LOL

[RoninRen]

too bad Timmy couldn't get his own Starburst Contradiction Commercial with David Hasselhoff, & Timmy saves the day

[MegaSobi]

I would've thought it was because albinism can come with being visually im-...nah, shouldn't explain the joke..

[Brianmaitland]

I look like the boy in this advert

[klumzee30]

Well the contradiction with Timmy is lifeguards should be tan being under the sun all day......

[studystrike]

The contradiction for Timmy the Lifeguard is not that he's an albino lifeguard, but he's riding a bike in his swim suit in the middle of winter.

[BigDogJang0]

@studystrike

But the fact that he's albino makes him susceptible to the sun, and, as a life guard, you had to sit on a stool on a hot beach all day. You do you even know it's winter in this commercial?

[studystrike]

@BigDogJang0 The tree.

[BigDogJang0]

@studystrike

No leaves, it could be Autumn.

[Sharkblock]

Being an Asian who often wears a kilt, can't tell you how many times this commercial's been referenced. Still awesome though.

[4MinuteMania]

This Scot-Korean actor needs to be famous

[tanksmallcape]

This is the greatest commercial in existence. No argument.

[tyfe1994]

how is an albino life guard a contradiction?

[mrsarg777]

IT'S THE LAND OF THE CONTRADICTIONS

[Zaydifyify]

LIKE A LIQUID! there is no need for this guy 2 be screaming for no reason

[Zaydifyify]

You Don't Make a Wee Bit of sense HAHAHAHAHAH XD

[Zaydifyify]

LOLOLOLL

[DACynderTheDragoness]

lol sometimes it's better to be Scottish-Korean, I'm Irish-Korean :P

[ILoveFolkMusic]

hahahah fuck this is awesome

[Sweetongeeks]

This is so offensive. I'm a parent of a child with Albinism. 

[soulleskill]

@Sweetongeeks AND YOU DON'T MAKE A WEE BIT O' SENCE!

[sxtycn]

@Sweetongeeks What the fuck you talking about Im Albino and I thought it was funny as hell because he's right. Stop being so damn sensitive.

[iamrichlol]

@Sweetongeeks isn't offensive in the slightest.

[haylkaos]

Another contradiction: sound proof hearing aids and jumbo shrimp

[Huhmasta]

Next contradiction: a Ginger with a soul

[btheman11]

rofl its funny when hes like. Starburst is a solid yet juscy LIKE A LIQUID!

[dardieboyz]

btw intae 7777 is actually the actor hes not bullshittin i no himin real life

[larsbonner]

Love that Scott-Korean. Does anybody know who the actor is?

[intae7777]

@larsbonner me

[oxPYROxo]

my brother

[HoundofOdin]

They should have made the life guard a ginger instead.

[ChaosVonGin]

@HoundofOdin Albino is more of a contradiction because they have no skin pigmentation and thus burn easier than gingers do.

[dlordtemplar]

i did not understand the first one. this one was well due.

[kazumahazeuzumaki]

"Yet juicy, LIKE A LIQUID!"

[riotpoliec]

poor timmy... being used as a contradiction. ( i feel his pain)

[Adrian5670566]

the albino-lifegaurd is a joke because there is no such thing as an albino-lifegaurd. cause lifegaurds stay in the sun all day n get tans.

[MrLockewilliams]

@Adrian5670566 hes a contradiction

[LKxxROXSTAR15]

lol albino lifeguard!!!

this commercial is not racist btw -.-

[blade9350]

It's Timmy the albino lifeguard. If I'm ever a lifeguard I'm gonna get a tape recorder and play it all the time

[pastaofdoom]

LIKE A LIQUID!

[jogarule]

"you don't make a wee bit of sense" lol

[Gormaoul]

I don't get the albino lifeguard one.. RACIST!!! O . O

[xEmiriNekox]

@Gormaoul usually lifeguards are tanned as hell... but someone who's albino is really pale.

[blade9350]

@Gormaoul Oh come off it, maybe the guy is albino

[vxphsycoxv]

thats quite racist because i know some scotch korean.

[seka1986]

@vxphsycoxv how is it racist?

[jumangee6]

"juicey, LIKE A LIQUID!!!"

[p3erf80g4949]

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[tmntsplinterdude]

I've got two more contradictions:

military intelligence

political sanity

[RunDMBproductions]

Timmy the albino life guard may go on to inspire millions to the thrill of lifeguarding Timmy I salute thee

[Deathclok]

@RunDMBproductions you could easily be an albino lifeguard in Scotland.

[steelcity51]

a vegan eating meat, lol

[joemomma1729]

"its a solid, but juicey LIKE A LIQUID!"

[xbumrushx]

Anyone who finds that Scottish-Korean commercial funny proves how fucking retarded Americans are and why that commercial worked for the dumber populace (the majority) of television viewers.

God help America.

[SAKUTO10000]

@xbumrushx You just have no sense of humor.

[Stauffer37]

@xbumrushx holy crap calm down. no need for pms. jeez. get a sense of humor killjoy

[xbumrushx]

@Stauffer37 It's buzz killington, #1...

How 'bout that for a sense of humor? ;)

It's not funny, btw. Maybe you should google how unfunny it is. :(

[LordVeldrin]

"ya don't make a wee bit o' sense." this is so much better then the other version without that line

[SaffAcey]

lol albino

[MITTW3R]

I GOT ANOTHER CONTRADICTION......a one legged bicycle rider

[seekerperson7]

As an albino i must say im happy with the media exposure lol

[kht777]

hahahaha, My friend's name is tim, and he IS a pale lifeguard, no joke! lol

[chris200999]

Juicy like a LIQUID!

[bosnianharis123]

Hey Timmy!!!

[timmi59]

Me too

[RYANL22]

I love this commercial.

[TuahShinguru]

What if Timmy were Scottish-Korean and eating Starburst? o.o

[thebieberlovers123]

hahahaha this is my favorite commercial its so hilarious although it doesn't make a wee bit of sense hahaha LMFAO!

[20wtube]

One of the funniest commercials EVER! LOVE IT though it doesn't make a wee bit of sense!

[rayquezaEXD]

@20wtube albinos come from black people and he a lifeguard.....black people cant swim yet he a lifeguard. the contradiction.

[paccplayer11]

@rayquezaEXD noo thats wrong

[pakk82]

@rayquezaEXD nonononononononononono nonononono  bad ray!

[WeirdEl27]

I'm Korean and Scottish! I'm basically just blindingly pale, redheaded, and look like I'm squinting sometimes. Story of my life. I also fancy that I don't make a wee bit o' sense.

[kimvallejo]

That is just goddam hilarious!

[MultiArmageddon]

lmao its a solid yet juicy like a liquid that what makes me laugh on every single one XD p.s. tha guy probbaly hasnt seen a white person b4 so thats why he said timmy the albino life gaurd look at the albino alligaotr my goodness people love hating on a funny commercial so if u hate FUCK OFF

[20plus1]

i don't get it, whats wrong with an albino lifeguard.

[KhMErTRiAd]

@20plus1 i guess cause he should be tanned

[20plus1]

@KhMErTRiAd Cool another khmer brother. I don't run into many cambodian people, so this is like a treat in a wierd way lol. Khmer Pride!

[KhMErTRiAd]

@20plus1 lol

[hippiebutnot]

@20plus1 Albinos have no melanin in their skin, so sunlight burns them very easily. Lifeguards sit in the sun all day. Timmy would pretty much burst into flames at some point. =0p

[Ollie7707]

i LOVE these commercials..

"Ya don't make a wee bit o' sense."

[TheMonkeyKingX88]

@Kenpolady7 well im FULL 100% AZN and i think this is fuckin hilarious dude, if anything there needs to be more azn actors doin funny shit like this instead of the typical Fresh off the boat Azn that barely knows english and knows fung fu and is very smart for no reason. and this is a contradiction bc he's FULL korean thats acts like a stereotypical Scottmen wit a freakin bag pipe...and if it was a black guy instead,it wouldnt be as funny.

[20plus1]

@Kenpolady7 that's right brother, but i find this kinda funny though. try not to take it too seriously though. 

[rollin48]

@Kenpolady7

wow

its a commercial

and if we had to use that politically correct "race card" that your talkin about

there would never be funny commercials like this on air cause of people like you who for somereason get affended over pointless shit

lighten up

its humorous

its a commercial

[logisysmax20]

@Kenpolady7 unless your half Korean and half Scottish

[GoregeousLey]

I know how it's a contradiction being korean and scottish, but how is Timmy being the albino lifeguard a contradiction?

[tuxedomoroboshi]

@GoregeousLey Because lifegaurds have to be out in the sun... and albinos can't be out in the sun.

[TheMonkeyKingX88]

@GoregeousLey becuz he cant get a tan...

[ChristyLuvsYew27]

Hahaha!

Scot-Korean (:

[MortalKombat773]

"Yet juicy, LIKE A LIQUID!" I love how he practically yells that in his face XD!!

[joshyman12312]

Hell yeah

[omgitzruffles]

who didlikes these videos?

[nicholasmcdowell]

What about Scot-Italians?

[TheMonkeyKingX88]

@nicholasmcdowell noboday cares its all bout scott-koreans...why do u think starburst had this guy instead,like duhhh dude

[Zallomallo0]

Lol! To the offended ppl it's nt saying Scott Koreans are bad, just rare.

[curvyfemale]

HAHAHAHA! albino lifeguard. how random =^_^=

[thewilderfire]

orientalism at its best... thanks starburst for continuing to divide the world into us vs. them.

[JokieeBoi]

how about the pretty ugly girl?

[xlovx23]

man i love this Commercial Scottish Korean ! ! ! LMFAO ! ! !

[moomoocowsieco]

I'm half Taiwanese, half Scottish, and I love this commercial.

[JDBW]

In all realism as gloomy as Scottland can be, I could imagine there being an albino life guard there, no sun rays

[nickkellie]

Scotch Korean ? hahaha

[FinalGamerJames]

XD AHAHAH! Scot Korean! I love this guy.

[22fr6]

Timmy the Albino life gaurd. that never gets old.

[ponyo234]

omg so frikan funny couldnt stop laughin till i broke my leg lol

[maladjustedflute]

"you're scoth-korean. ya don't make a wee bit o' sense." XD

[babiluv1216]

@maladjustedflute omg that is my fav part i play it over and over lol

[izick3]

haha timmy

random

[imagamerchick]

Haha I'm scott Irish Mexican (a contradiction in itself XD ) and dated an Irish Korean, we always text eachother when we see this commercial "contradictions taste good!" lol XD

[123namegoeshere]

LIKE A LIQUID!

[3uc1id]

this is hilarious. i AM an adopted korean by scottish parents in the usa.

[michadeau]

@3uc1id Right on!

[thenotification]

TIMMY!

[xxxjessicacoolxxx]

There is is another contradiction! It's Timmy the albino life guard!

[xxxjessicacoolxxx]

Ahah my life!

[Froopular]

bahahah this is so my life.....being half chinese and half scottish. =)

[jasontman36]

What will they think of next? Tiger Woods is cured of his sex addiction?

[forstthesnom]

I <333333333333333333 how he says "LIKE A LIQUID!"

lol and theres timmy the albino life guard <33

[77777computerperson]

haha this is my favorite commercial after the geiko comercials of course.....LOL

[cmmbesties4ever]

@77777computerperson ummm this isnt geiko

[77777computerperson]

@cmmbesties4ever ummm, i did not say it was. i said " its my favorite commercial "AFTER" the geiko commercials"

[forstthesnom]

I <3333333 this

[glamourgirl16ify]

Is thare really such thing as a scotch korian?

[CaptainJeanLPicard]

@glamourgirl16ify

The UK has 40,000 Koreans, so probably so. Some of the UK Asian population was born there and have the local accent, just like Asians born in the US.

[Awesomo5000]

Ya don't make a wee bit o' sense.

[HackedGlitch265]

Timmy the albino lifeguard

What will they think of next?

[DarkShadowRage2]

LOOK! ITS TIMMY! THE ALBINO LIFE GUARD!

lawl love this commercial.

[YUFRNTN600]

thats

fuckin hilarious

[miSzSashii]

WOW! The lifeguard and I were altar servers at Church together growing up!!

[paulduwon]

haha I'm Korean and this commercial makes me laugh so hard. xD

[RAINBOWHORSES]

I will yell this to every Korean friend I have. Starburst is a solid, yet juicy, LAHK AH LICKQUID!

[3821serp]

I love it!! lmfao

"it's timmy, the Albino life guard"

"you don't make a wee bit of sense"

lmao xD

[ShinjiteFlorana]

Ah, TImmy! Come have a Starburst!

[game7girl]

Wow. Starburst and Skittles commercials are always the best. :D

[VindicoMorte]

@game7girl

I like the Stride Gum commercials as well!

[linkiscool06]

haha this commercial is funny from :01 to :30 :D

[MyNameISBenOrme]

Once I saw this on TV I had to find it. You don't see a lot of real funny commercials like this one.

[na337]

lmao this would make awesome sitcom

[Souulboarder]

Look, its TIMMY the albino lifeguard..LMAOOOOOOO!

[GCXtremeBoomboxUnit]

lol

[wildmagic91]

Lmao albino life gaurd!

[Pawpaw14RS]

ya dont make a wee bit-a sense

favorite part lol

[firetong1]

lol, that was the best commercial ever.

[eddiebmx]

"starburst is a solid yet juicy, LIKE A LIQUID!!! "

[wildmagic91]

XD best part