Left 4 Dead 2 - Jockey

[daveyb544]

Haha he looks like a bald circus clown

[nitro836]

Goddamn, his laughing is contagious!

[XxBeastWTFxX]

Sounds like my pet monkey having sex or the first time...

[FirefoXDMedia]

Dude had fun times voicing this...

[LittleMissKatie1996]

The jockey is a head raper....

[HexCaliber20]

4:40 hes at a strip club jackin off his weaner XDDDDD

[freaskydoodle999]

you forgot one thing IT FUCKS YOU IN THE FACE!

[AmayaHosokawa]

@freaskydoodle999 yes. yes it does.

[doggirlLOLZ]

4:35 scared the crap out of me LOL XD

[s16penser]

@PurpleNebula69 reading your commit then listening to the jockey this was the funnest thing I've ever come across thanks for making me laugh ass off lol

[AmayaHosokawa]

so cute<3

[TheSweetiepie1235]

@AmayaHosokawa how is a jockey cute?

[AmayaHosokawa]

@TheSweetiepie1235 how is a jockey zombie NOT cute? it is mah future husband<3

aww i just wanna pinch those little cheeks of his XD

[kelseybug924]

@AmayaHosokawa you'llget blood all over your hands... and, imagine him trying to kiss you! he'll end up biting your face off!

he's still adorable though :3

[AmayaHosokawa]

@kelseybug924 yes, yes he is. but the male boomer is more adorable. its so cute when he burps.

hahah burp is a funny word.

[kelseybug924]

@AmayaHosokawa so i'm not quite as crazy... and if you actually look at the hunter and are able so ignore the gauged-out eyes, he's pretty damn hot ;3

[AmayaHosokawa]

@kelseybug924 i know right XD

[snowbieofawsomeness]

@AmayaHosokawa your creepy

[AmayaHosokawa]

@snowbieofawsomeness no YOU creepy! jokes.

[molly1002]

@AmayaHosokawa Future husband? You want your future husband to hump your head!? o_o

[ReptilianParty]

Sounds like someone needs their inhaler with all that wheezing while laughing...

[XxEpicHearts]

His face D:

[aFinnsTheory]

When the Jockey sound effects started, I thought it was the narrator making the retarded sounds for a second there O_o

[MrBenandabby]

omg it's justin beiber!!!

[lv5creep]

Ellis!...Is that you!?...What the hell!?

[TheFoxStyler]

or 7

[TheFoxStyler]

press 9 often :)

[Pivotboi1997]

3:15 to 5:05 = orgasm!!!

[thisisjec]

laughing undead clown

[8Dj0e8D]

4:36 xD

[Tomhetted]

Everybody LOVES JOCKEY!

[clairebear2461]

when he luaghs he sounds sycho

[shade179]

4:36 is crazy it would be really obvious if he yells like that across the map surviors can hear that

[shade179]

4.36 WTF!?!?!

[Croisantti]

i somehow lol'd to that mike patton has made some of these voices

[aclipes]

I hate Jockeys! One killed me after hours of trying to survive a whole campaign.I was gonna make it to the helicopter

[heston0213]

It's like I can smell his breath through the speakers, it smells disgusting...

[autumn82697]

you guys, the Jockey just makes me laugh every time. XD

[frostyguy1989]

FOOTBALL! Damn!

[heston0213]

@frostyguy1989 He doesn't say damn, he says yeah.

[Dragonfly23456]

He sounds like a fucking mental patient! XD

[CosplayGorillaz]

@Dragonfly23456

LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT LOL I AM DIEING SO HARD RIGHT NOW LOL

[sporeman1331]

4:36 LMFAO XD

[ShaDHP23]

Big hand for Dee Bradly Baker

[PurpleNebula69]

3:16 / 5:06 is me eating a Mcdonalds pie right away without letting it cool down at all

[RampagedSD]

3:10 the lady sounds different

[phayulperson]

jockey thinks he's human and he sees a survivor as a horse

[sporeman1331]

@phayulperson tecnicly he is a human... just mutated

[Sticklord42]

Backstory: The jokey was a horse rider who lost his race and everything he wanted. Sad about this while he left the racing arena he was bitten and when he was bitten he used his powers of riding horses to use upon humans

[aftershock242]

i think the jockey is having an orgasm :)

[antruler12]

death hug yey:D

[NemesisProducts]

Goddamn the sounds creep me out. ._____. Some of them I never heard...

[lennon4567]

NEW left 4 tree friends

[Murfz0rz]

@doomtouilas

there is, search on the left4dead wiki for 'the flu', and read the article about special infected.

[jameseastick]

o_O

[mdbabyoh123]

the jockey turns me on

[DerekGaming]

what did the jockey say to the spitter? You better swallow that shit, bitch.

[Shmaaaaa]

never really looked at jockey's face closely, but.. damn that's some scary looking shit

[Lomabine527]

Near the end it sounds like a pedobear attacked XD

[jonthezomby]

O.O

[bmxmyth166]

3:14  HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

[FormerlyMrBean667]

Go Patton!

[Wcburg1]

Jockey: EAHHAHAHAAHAHERHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAH

Hunter: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE, THEYRE GONNA FUCKIN HEAR US?

[AnimeAki]

@Wcburg1 Smoker: -hack- Like they don't hear you screaming halfway across town? What are you yelling at him for? Hypocrite.

Witch: -loud sobbing-

[genrator8]

Notice how most of the jockey's are ginger?

[JessTheGirlGizmo]

"Its one of 'them humpers!"

[lance23418]

i want a big deadley hug it sounds nice

[shanesasha1]

haha hahha hfjvhagrhah grrrhahgrrrrgrgrgrghahahherrhe­rrr

[thesideboobgodfather]

he needs tp for his bung hole

[SPARTAN9999999991]

Obviously the Jockey was a child Malester while he was human and tries to get you away from everyone else so he can......

[MusicDinosaur45]

Reminds me of Nutty from Happy Tree Friends o.O

[nixedmuts]

@MusicDinosaur45 Ha Ha Your right! he does sound like Nutty from HTF.

[SubteraScorpion]

jockey ginger wearing blue undies and wearing a t charger hibily wearing over alls who jerked off alot spitter hooker who sucked cock and got mouth herpieis hunter dude playing in duck tape wearing a hoodie boober fat guy who had cancer and smoker uh do really have to explain this one

[Soneekdude]

Must have been an akward day at the studio...

[MrSuperawesome774]

i wish there were some kind of i dunno a book about survivors and their life and how they met up and the infected too and how the apoclyapse started?

[zoeyclaireluver]

IT SOUNDS LIKE HES HAVIN SEX OUT OF CONTROL.

[halloweenfan92]

the mutations have put mania in the Jockey, causing the Jockey to laugh  when your temp goes high enoguh cuz of the virus (based off of the rabies virus) high fevers can make you act like this

[MrDanny007x]

Couch: FOOTBALL (Hits the Jockey)

Yeah(Left 4 speed 2)

[kakuzu458]

wth where the jockey laughs they took some on the screamer's laugh at the begining

[DCI3234]

imagin tht staring t u when sleep O_O

[HaveUSeenMahLight]

you know what?

I'm just glad he's wearing pants.

[mrsmileyface543211]

O.o now I cant sleep...

[powderdoughnuts]

He sounds like a sheep/horse/defective person mix.

[TheParkerlion]

well with some zombies by lookin but most r hard to tell wat dey r

[OngallaWolf]

I thought when the Jockey noises started it was her.... Or is it.. XD

[firelied]

Once had a friend who laughed exactly like that. Was friends with him too long.

[CorreaLang]

It's zombified joker

[wolfessmoon]

@CorreaLang OMG IT IS.

O: Looks like Batman's out of a job.

[werewolfhunter2011]

he looks like abit like chuck norris

[werewolfhunter2011]

look its justin bieber father

[jonasdrejerjensen]

zombie tea bagger

[41274002]

O.o HEAD HUMPA

[frogsroxmysoxalot]

Jockeys are sexy beasts.

[LPSgal10]

dee bradley baker can make pretty much any voice lol. he makes that weird clittering noise by perry on phineas and ferb XDDD

[Vizzard27]

Spaz.......

[DeadSkullFace]

at the very end jockey fart turn volume up

[zinx43267]

skip to 3:15 to get to the sounds

[thejacobjohnson]

Transcribe audio. Who the fuck is Marion?

[TheMegalaser]

ingame the jockey sounds are different from tyhe first few sounds and last few

[zinx43267]

4:37 - 4:40 scaried me

[chuckyfreak]

@zinx43267

I was doing all the voices it made, but when it comes to THOSE spazzing yells...I'm too afraid. XD

Agreed.

We never get to hear those in the game either.

[zinx43267]

@chuckyfreak you were the jockey's voice actor

[chuckyfreak]

@zinx43267

Oh no no no...I did not mean to say that. I only meant to say that I CAN make those laughs and giggles.

Quite Frankly. I scare myself.

[Trans4mers8456]

-Insert meth joke here-

[2001matty]

Close you eyes when the jockey sounds come on. What does it sound like?

[Trans4mers8456]

@2001matty The Joker having lunch with Glenn Beck.

[Trans4mers8456]

@2001matty The Joker having lsex with a chimpanzee

[2001matty]

what?

[zinx43267]

@2001matty a guy in a straightjacket and in a padded room that is crazy as fuck

[2001matty]

nice

[Andrews685]

i was carring a real puppy while watching this

[chuckyfreak]

I can laugh like this freak .A. I am not proud.

[ElitexxxSaiyan]

How many times was this guy wearing the white jacket in the crazy house????

[Sonicxsnow1245]

This is what i hear: a crazy pshyco clown having sex with a porcupine.

[Sonicxsnow1245]

I bet it was awkward for the voice actor.....

[popthedragon1]

:)

[Shadikun1]

i want a pet jockey so he can fetch me some stuff when im too lazy to do it my self lol

[theweirdrobot]

@Shadikun1 I'd want one so he could go jump on someone's back and scare the you-know-what out of them. Jockey is my favorite special.

[Shadikun1]

@theweirdrobot my fav is the hunter

[PrinceDman1]

@Shadikun1 heck yeah

[2kewl2stay]

@Shadikun1 A jockey is just a mutated person so thats basically a slave..... racist

[Shadikun1]

@2kewl2stay not really -_-

[AnimeAki]

@2kewl2stay Slavery and racism are two totally different things. There are plenty of people who've had same-race slaves. Idiot.

[smokemaster33]

I i heard this at night... i'de freak out

[Doomtouilas]

I wish there were some kind of backstory to the infected..To why and how they became what they are.

[Sonicxsnow1245]

@Doomtouilas lol funny thing. im making up my own back story to them. i'll let you know when im done.

[00117234]

@Sonicxsnow1245 hey let me know when your done also plz :)

[gunslinger175]

@Doomtouilas i know what you mean dude

[Dannymyfave]

@Doomtouilas If you go to L4D wiki, and type in Green Flu, it will explain everything to you. :3

[RevengeofGothzilla]

@Dannymyfave No, he means like why does the jockey have no lips? Why is his shirt all tore up? Why does he have massive hands? Who was he before he got infected? That kinda shit.

[dragonsammy1]

@Doomtouilas ya i know but i tihnk ill do it for ya Boomer-Fat guy who ate alot Jockey-An Athletic person who did track spitter-an old lady that ate acid charger-dude who jerked off alot

[jin54363]

@Doomtouilas

or probably a story on how does the mutation happens.

[Whippenberg]

@Doomtouilas there is somewhat of an story :P l4d wiki is your friend

[XMIKEX0]

@Doomtouilas i'm good at stories. you want me to try?

[Closterdadthegreater]

@Doomtouilas That's the beauty of it.

The Infected were either mutated from how they were when the infection hit,

(Charger = Hillbilly, Jockey = little kid) (Spitter = person who spits)

(Boomer = Fat person, or just the mutation of a normal person)

(Tank = Bodybuilder) (Hunter = Blind person with a jacket) (Smoker = Obvious)

(Normal infected = To - Be Specials, or just simpler infection strains)

[Doomtouilas]

@Doomtouilas If you read this, that means you are reading random comments for the lulz. So please do not respond to my 3 months old comment. (From now on when I posted THIS comment)

[emogta]

back humper

[iGilbirdChan]

Imagine if That was running right at you during a zombie apocalypse. Oh Man, i'd be all like; "JUST KILL ME NOW!"

[Termiculator]

why so serious?

[anth619916]

My cat got freaked the fuck out at 3:20 - 3:28

[ak1paintballer]

jockey is hunters son

[aster2200]

jockey hunter charger and smoker are capable to stop survivors from moving

besides the jockey the other 3 special infected are able to grab a survivor and attack to the death but the jockey leaves the survivor once they are downed

but those 4 infected are a good team during vs mode

just use the jockey to move one of the survivors because once they are down they are able to shoot the hunter or the smokers tounge or the charger

[LifesForgiveness]

the jockey sounds like a rapist.. im scared O.O, *burns left 4 dead 2*.. im keeping left 4 dead its safer =3

[Sonicxsnow1245]

O.o i couldn;t watch this vid looking at the pic...it scares me...is he going to rape me at night!?

[VoroRefumeee]

It's an infected leprichaun XD

[WoWMinGM]

@TabithaDurbin99 I did not vote up before i heard the sounds lawl

[justtoletyahknow1]

too...much.....cafine...

[Chase1002newaccount]

i guess the infection spread to the insane prison and a midget caught it and broke out of his straight jacket.

[sporeman1331]

3:14 -5:06 WHAT IS THIS MINI-ME GETTING LUCKY?!?

[sporeman1331]

uhh ma'am i dont think thats a hug hes giving them

[skared4life67]

HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING A GIRL !!

[TheMasterHackPro]

Oh my good the jockeys its a pervert sexual

[ryeabowser]

I have NO idea what Zombie he is replacing

[crazycorey4life]

SPACE JOCKEY!!!!!!

[Killert52]

its supposed to be biting your head which it does but looks more like a rape o.o

[drumlug13]

@Killert52 it doesn't bite their head it claws them.

[Killert52]

@drumlug13 wow yeah it does lol

[minutemuse]

Jockey takes the title of Horniest Infected (it humps the Survivors' heads, need I say more) Second place goes to the Hunter for constantly trying to rape Zoey.

[Tomhetted]

Thumbs up if u think thats the Jockey is funny

[Pyrofreak321]

4:13 - 4:38 if only valve got that on video

[disguy67]

Those aren't jockey sounds. Thats just me after i see a tank.

[mercyXmercy]

"Ready to give players a big, deadly hug--- EEHHUUEEHHEE EEEEEEY!!"

[OshSmoshBGosh]

When I'm inside a house and I see a Jockey, I lock myself in the bathroom and wait for the bots/other people to kill it. Those goddamn things is scary.

[prtypixie]

@OshSmoshBGosh i do the same thing when i spot a tank.

[OshSmoshBGosh]

@prtypixie Yeah. Or I just keep my distance and throw...actual..tanks...at it....like the little white propane things....... :) I actually lock myself in a room whenever theres a zombie chasing me, like a witch.

>:D better safe than sorry.

[Shadowtheheartbroken]

@OshSmoshBGosh Oh MY GOD IT'S THE CRAZY CHURCH DUDE!! -pulls out da shotgun and shoots da shit out of him-

[OshSmoshBGosh]

@Shadowtheheartbroken D: ow.

[godofcorndog]

Whats worse then a Jockey...? ....A Jockey on fire..