Man vs. Wild - Homemade Vehicle

[BassDownLow513]

It's a huge coincidence that there were 3 wheels, a parachute, and enough pieces to tie it together to make a buggy.

[Chineseboypride]

1:11 woo were off.... ._.

[yourma40]

9GAG is here

[The21stGuy]

Where the fuck do you find a buggy and a parachute in the desert if you are lost

[samjanis1]

BEAR HAS A 2 INCH DICK AND IS A PUSSY.

[The21stGuy]

@samjanis1 Thats twice the size of your penis

[jurassicpark4ever]

@samjanis1 oh so I guess you are a bit jelly huh?.. Though I agree with The21stGuy that hes penis is it twice the size of your penis... You wouldn't last a second out there...

[samjanis1]

@jurassicpark4ever jelly? looks like someones a fag!

[jurassicpark4ever]

@samjanis1 No I am not a "fag" I just wish I could do all that stuff Bear does, and visit all of those places, and I said jelly, caus it is easier to spell than jealous, which I all ways misspell.. Oh, btw I am interested to know if you were trolling or you have something against Bear for real? Because i never go around videos and post stuff like you posted if those people have nothing to do with me.. :)

[samjanis1]

@jurassicpark4ever um no i just have a problem with fags like urself and bear because he is of the white race. so long as there is white man on this earth, there will be war. fuck the crackers and fuck the fags! go niggers and mexicans and mongolians

[jurassicpark4ever]

@samjanis1 Actually I am not a fag, and I am not a white as well.. But I really don't see why we all couldn't get along. I am not on their nor your side. I am against violence, caus we had enough of it in the past centuries.. But I do agree with you on one point, I am also against gayism, because that is just gross... Think of it this way. We (humans) are alone on this planet, there is not much of us, only like 7billion, and we can't get along. I mean wtf? seriously..

[samjanis1]

@jurassicpark4ever ur such an idiot! u dont understand the laws of physics and u dont ever take some pork in ur ass.. that makes u ignorant!

[jurassicpark4ever]

@samjanis1 I am starting to think you are dumb, one moment you are being racist, and now you are talking about laws of physics and taking pork in the ass(?really that is gross)

Tell me, like just explain why you hate people so much? If you hate everyone on the planet why don't you commit suicide? World would be a much better place without your sorry ass..

[samjanis1]

@jurassicpark4ever haha clearly u dont understand atronomical instertations of the potential that pork meat holds. if only u knew how fun it really is

[jurassicpark4ever]

@samjanis1 you are getting weird man.. gtfo of here..

[TehFlopp]

What if your arm gets tired -_-

[ADyingFetus]

@TehFlopp Switch arms.

[FMJKIA]

whats with people and piss jokes. it annoying



[AdonJaguarFang]

would you people stop with the piss jokes!!! its not funny anymore!!!

[Docprepper]

O.O why does he have a parachute???

[MisterMarcoX]

@Docprepper He probably arrived there with it :D

[zRenz96]

TOO MANY PISS JOKES !!!! better drink my own piss.

[Igotrapebyadog]

must remember to bring parachute nex time im lost

[StraightUpBadass]

Bear: You want a ride?

Cameraman: We have a Jeep, Mr. Grylls...

[Cortorize]

Oh so if I am lost in the desert. I will have a parachute and a bike thing with 3 wheels. :)

[adrielle088]

thank you bear grylls you just thought me how to make a vehicle when im lost out of nowhere without anything.

[JimmyCM123]

2:00 jackass with the golf cart

[johannisco]

soo many pee jokes, after all this time.. the number of pee jokes is just too damn high

[MuslamicRayGunGuy]

that thing runs on piss

[PeterRellim]

Since when do people just come across a few metal bars, wheels and a parachute when in a desert?

[Zavesa13]

Wan't this Ultimate Survival , Not Man vs Wild?

[Geo6125]

he was going better w/out the buggy hahaha

[bomboof]

anyone else want to slay that guy that talks about claymore ETFs on every god dam video ad?

[brandonma21]

camera man: oh fuck i gotta shit

bear grylls: PROTEIN

[BlueVenemProductions]

this is nothing new, i do this everyday to get to school!

[camwow13]

Awesome, so next time I'm lost in a desert I'll improvise with that parachute and buggy I have in my backpack

[SodaDrowned]

after he wheels across the desert hes going to drink his own piss

[xEliteVegetax]

because everyone would find a parachute in the middle of the desert.

[Con2288]

@xEliteVegetax thats usually how he gets in is by parachute

[ONExxTWO]

thats the real fuckin chuck norris

[beyblade123451000]

looks fun



[PmMidnight]

Thia ant homemade its desert made

[staticxmr]

Using the wind to pull a metal buggy across the desert...just like my ancestors...

[Vinator04]

I feel like a king in my buggy...

[mszbehr]

its like mcgyver...but shit



[H3llZ0n3]

oh lol well i didnt know those buggies grew out of the desertground.

[mrbigmacchomper]

i know it MAY be fake but that idea is "like a boss"

[ComplexHiiro]

Poor camera man has to walk. D:

[leafblade113]

where did he got all those equipment

[MissYukiri]

And where the fuck do you obtain a buggy in the middle of the desert?

[ninjakid09]

@MissYukiri found it from a broken glider from someone else who crashed and he made it

[FunKYsnOOpyXd]

He forgot seatbelts.

[Mazsk]

The future.

[bangbangkyle]

where did he get metal andd wheels from in the lake bed?

[wojakov]

this must be very painful for arm lol.

[mapc920730]

interesting...

[TatankaOhitika1]

I about shit myself laughing at this

[IceyJ4lyf]

Oh ohhh the buggy broke, better drink my own piss

[patron618]

@IceyJ4lyf fag

[TheNakedQuack]

@IceyJ4lyf Old meme is fucking old

[laptopmaster2]

@IceyJ4lyf i cant stop laughing at this LOL

[Chiefsplayr17]

Crew: Um, Bear? We're still back here...

[thelaheyshow]

chuck norris is a hunter

[ChopyChopy]

Darth vader, is that you??

[ImJustinSane69]

speed 1 m/h

[Terrakinetic]

I have seen so many of those wind driven land vehicles and they always end the same way.

[manz92]

bear grylls took a arrow to the knee, oh sorry! i meant a arrow took a bear grylls to the face!

[TheLlamaPie]

@manz92 ...

*tumbleweed*

[manz92]

@TheLlamaPie Its gettting old, worth a shot, i myself am annoyed but people kept on doing it so i said why not.

[BennyDACHO]

@manz92

News flash: Those jokes died a couple of days ago.

[manz92]

@BennyDACHO That comment was posted days ago aswell, what are you talking about?

[BennyDACHO]

@manz92

That comment was also posted a few days ago.

[manz92]

@BennyDACHO it says 5 hours ago under your previous comment.

[y890x]

I NEED THE BUGGY

[JustStayDown90]

Next time I find myself in a desert with a parachute and a set of wheels, I'll know just what to do with them.

[Blueninjas20]

I made a buggy....better drink my own piss

[seriousman99]

lol at his fail

[seabury]

I love comments on these videos.

[Vinckotek]

its funny because every time they cut and go for a new angle you can see the parachute going down.

[davidtheguitarman]

bear: oh i need the buggy!!!!

cameraman: I don't give a fuck...

[eiremax]

Bear Grylls .. you sir are a penis

[doodadamlol]

homemade vehicle. . . better drink my own piss

[ontariowolfe]

more like stuck in dessert drink own piss

[Spartan0057]

Guys, he parachuted into the desert, so he kept the parachute. that's why he has it

[TryHardProductions1]

How the fuck are you gonna make a parachute and a buggy in the middle of a desert?

[Cytrome]

SNUG FIT!

[fishzillaguy]

i think sliding on his feat was faster :|

[Moreiritas]

after that he drank his own piss

[dasudosomia]

stuck in the dessert>make a car

[TooFlyForMoney]

lmfao I LAUGHED SO HARD when he busted ass.

[soulessnessD]

bear is trolling nature

[ERRORBOYable]

reading comments while ad is on huh

[SpyengoEen]

@ERRORBOYable

Or just getting Adblock plus -.-

[undisputed4life]

@ERRORBOYable Ad block plus. Nuff said.

[severuxtrololo]

@undisputed4life ABP ftw

[JordanGuitar11]

@ERRORBOYable download firefox, get the addon "adblock", and you will never have to watch and or see another youtube ad or any ad for that matter again, best thing ive ever done

[manuel16janica]

@ERRORBOYable jokes on you i have adblocker

[needfbsponsers]

@manuel16janica ikr lol me 2

[2boring4U]

@ERRORBOYable

just download adblocker ...

google is ur friend

[liljagsa]

@ERRORBOYable nope, firefox adblock

[xEliteVegetax]

@ERRORBOYable lmao you're god for that one

[Ashanmaril]

Most people don't know it, but in the desert, 1 in 5 cactuses have metal rods, wheels, and a parachute in it.

[insanebeatjunkie]

@Ashanmaril so you agree if we'd die in the dessert than whose really making technolgy in the world it cant be us

[lKOKOLIZO]

He wasted more proteins using this thing, rather than using his legs

[TheExecel]

@lKOKOLIZO No,He didn't...He didn't even do movements really.

[radioslave2233]

I still cant believe he drank his own piss.....

[areposo]

that is why i carry a parachute and a shopping cart for emergencies like this

[maddog9506]

Fuck the police

[hjalmarBuoi]

yeah, i guess the desert is full of parachutes just lying around lol

[Albinomilksnake1999]

2:00 LOLOLOLOL i couldnt stop laughing

[xNobl3x]

I NEED THE BUGGY

[imprinceful]

-_- wtf its nonsence he will blown in no where

[MrLaser77]

Truth is, i dont really know if this is gonna work. Better drink my own piss.

[moonkick360]

I made a vehicle,better drink my own piss

[Yakiller69]

was it just me or did it seem like he was moving way faster when he wasnt in the buggy?

[evewhittenbury]

Is it me or was there no 0:14 there before 0:15 seconds comment if you did see there was not a 0:14 befor 0:15 and tell me you saw it to

lol i mean between 2:14 & 2:15

[evewhittenbury]

Is it me or was there no 0:14 there before 0:15 seconds comment if you did see there was not a 0:14 befor 0:15 and tell me you saw it to

[KaiKudo]

WTF was he wearing fish in the end o_o

[lillekurder]

@KaiKudo it was a skin from a seal xD

[KaiKudo]

@lillekurder D:

[sidorlaxkid]

Dear Santa...

[Vibical]

hella ghetto.

[falcondown126]

Can I just make a point.... Where would you find one of those buggy's in the dessert if you were lost out there?

[lolppq223]

@falcondown126 people race with them there for sport but it is illegal

[TheRealHazard94]

*lets go of parachute*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[phester061594452]

ran out of piss....had to drink from the river... #BearGrylls

[bossofpi]

Did anyone else notice that there was a plastic cup stuck to the wheel?

[earthwormjah]

Rollin' like a boss!

[xxxhoneybunnyxxx1000]

who the fuck is chuck norris?



[lolers24]

@xxxhoneybunnyxxx1000 chuck norris is a god like human because of him we can use computer and internet,technology,knowledge lastly he's the reason why we all live here on earth

[Sursion7]

@lolers24 Wow, what a queer. Do you suck some dicks while you type that?

[toxicfart49]

the chance of the person having a pole is the chance he could magically crap one out

[aslacuentayya]

I don't have a parachute in my home ...

[MultiFroge]

Dear Santa!

[kaaneregor]

I'm stranded in the desert. time to make a fucking vehicle.

[ninja3782]

Can Somone Turn the Hacks Off?

[CHRISIDDON17]

i need the buggiieeeeee

[plopnod]

He made the parachute by stretching an elephants' scrotum. He later killed a lizard...because it was there

[callum6549]

and were would I find a parachute in the desert?

[Mephi1995]

does he really has a SCOUT badge on his left arm ? O.o

[Karas033]

Lol! press this: 0:37

[rdac32]

BSF Rocks!

[lollerthere2]

To all "drink my own piss" jokers, I hope you get a near death experience where you survive by drinking your own piss. I honestly do.

[TheBrokenToast]

@lollerthere2 Guy threatens "drink my own piss" jokers... Better drink my milk in the fridge!

[pipercolt1963]

This guy is a true survivor and when u're out there u have to use everything because life is precious.

[iamjamesm]

i reckon it would be less effort to walk

[polarlarve]

@iamjamesm I kinda agree!

[MONTI439]

quite lame....i agreee

[InjexDnB]

The cameraman had to walk.

[TheKaratyChicken]

@InjexDnB the cameraman had water n' stuff he won't share I'd let him walk too!

[12345JJBB]

@InjexDnB The cameraman had to walk, therefore... Survivorman is better, because it's just him

[ericky1979]

Better drink water from elephant shit

[cutiee7899]

The "better drink my own piss" Is getting lame.

[XionixZTV]

Then man rode into the bright sun on a three wheeled chariot pulled by white horses as they drank yellow fluid from his sack made of hydra.

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

He is not too far away from saying"I have here tow rocks & a stick out of which I will attempt to make a M-169 machine gun for hunting small rabbits"

The guy is a joke

[Laszczka]

I dont think ill ever find some sticks, rope, tape and wheels in a desert .

[chocolateh0td0g]

no Bear, i actually think you don't need the buggy

lol if he tripped over that bush "I NEED THE BUUGGiiEE!!!!" faceplant ^^

[TheKeyToTheBeat]

how original another piss joke in the top comment -.-

[mcrettable]

this guy's pro

[k1ller2one]

i think you lose more power holding that thing than actually walking...

[timothy81593]

Well this is going to be a new thing... I will call it Paracarting.

[GryfoN9000]

I wasnt expectating that seal skin at the end ahahahhah

[coolman784]

chuck norris painted on the wall of sound, Bear Grylls ate it

[MrSkytops]

1:10 my new background picture

[thekillerofcod]

i DONT find this hard to masterbate to

[lonewolf86471]

rewinded to 1:56 just to see him fail

[Pandemic81]

This show is soooo fake inoticed the fucking mcdonalds frie box on the wheel, this guy probably cant survive for shit

[LAD170]

@Pandemic81 wow ur blind and dumb XD