Swedish Chef and Flying Spaghetti Monster

[MrGodkid]

thus, comprehending the struggle to subsume even lowly diet staples, the Swede was to begin contemplating a non-violent life

[TheXTENTENXNejix]

hehheeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehe­hehehheehheehe

[billadama]

FSM FTW

[MrPorsche91730]

I understand completely

[liamjhackett]

I Remember this from the end of the cartoon Robin Hood, back when VHS was cutting edge, thoughts where the days

[Cloudrunner62]

@liamjhackett i remember the old VHS, still have a ton of them

[Linkinparkzach]

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!! He is being strangled by spaghetti

[TheVideosrule]

12 people love the Swedish chef but then he died by being strangled by spaghetti

[toxickatie]

hai borkin lurb swerdish cherf.

[666nonbeliever]

all hail the FSM

[woodygreens77]

There you have it.....FSM does not like Swedes........death to the Swedes hahaha ;)

I think it is number 9 on the FSM 10 commandments.

[Crossroadsinc]

@woodygreens77 A TRUE Pastafarian would not preach such Violence.

Reread HIS mighty book and know that the FSM accepts ALL people!

[YamiChan31]

@woodygreens77 the church's only dogma is the rejection of dogma

[FisiVisi]

Muppets is so Dawkins.



[Lenbok]

we pastifarians praise thee, oh lord of noodlyness!

[greatestatwhatido]

he doesn't seem bothered by moving food. if that doesnt tell you something than i dont know what would

[LATEXDOLLTOMBOY]

@greatestatwhatido Dont see how anybody could eat spaghetti like that 1 or even Octopuss,I wouldnt try eating ANYTHING THAT CAN GRAB FORK *takes 1 quick look,and runs away*

[Natashahoneypot]

genius

[angryretardcereal]

jesus christ o-o *nightmares*

[tayzlor]

Oh my FSM! He hath revealed himself on perhaps the most entertaining show! Praise to his hilariousness, he delighteth and feedeth us all, yea, even the muppets!

[Blazingwheel]

scooby doo!! at 0:37

[97karenlacey]

Oh, no! The chef! only Meatball Man can save him!

[ruinedbeauty]

lolz

[kyuuketskiou]

RAmen.

[SinnFein4ever]

Holy meatballs, Batman!

[Vietcong01]

this is the wandering spaghetti monster send to us by his father the flying spaghetti monster to die for our sins.

[Zauzzie]

@Vietcong01 Yes! Praise the holy son of FSM for he was sent to die by the Swedish for our sins!

[ShukakuTheCrazy1]

@Vietcong01 more like to for our stomachs

[MrMick73]

How dare they mock the feast of our lord and noodleness. Tearing him limb from limb...... "It's horrible, oh the humanity"

[SleepingBears]

What! Is he not talking swedish? ;) Some words are "swedish" though.

[thelegoguy1000]

If you really want to know what this is. This is nonsense english with a weird voice. (I know because i am a swede and can real swedish.

[canadaislive]

i'm learning swedish froma  good friend o mine and this is gibberish laungue swedish soudn smuch better

[grendelee]

this is swedish chef. he goes "bork bork bork" with a mans hand up his ass

[fadedgabe]

but you can't real english.

[zoekozoeko]

@fadedgabe Better than you can Swedish I bet ;)

[SinnFein4ever]

I guess that the Flying Spaghetti Monster wasn't in the mood for spooning. ;)

Giggle.

[MartinSweden16]

Hehe

I´m a swedish and we dont sound like this. but Its funny that for examle americans think we sounds that way

hahahah

Swedish lesson:

My name is = Jag heter

Computer = Dator

[battybuddy]

Actually nobody really thinks swedish people sound like this(And anybody who does, well, they're dumb), it was mostly a joke off of funny accents, and the humor of watching someone you can't understand get beaten up by food. XD In fact the swedish chef could be, say, the italian chef, or the french chef, and as long as he does what he does and spouts jibberish in an accent, it's funny.

[battybuddy]

Thanks for the lesson, though. :)

[RavenBlaze]

and this was before the 1980's! see how his noodly appendage permeate the generations!

[flawbertrobert]

lmao i love kids puppet shows so much

[TheBlackMage1]

RAmen!!!! (is tasty)

[sonofjaybirdswind]

and that were the flying spaghetti monster comes from

[TheFreddelino]

sweden... im comming from sweden

[iLikeDragon]

i havnt seen this for...like 12 years lol

[garthalamu68]

thats just unhealthy

[sorencasonwood]

RAmen

[MrPohnpeiboy]

agreed

[MrPohnpeiboy]

Soon that swedish chef will be smited to fat strippers and horrible warm beer

RAmen

[fitzydawg]

I do not believe that pastafarians believe in a hell. That's a christian invention.......

[RavenBlaze]

@fitzydawg the gossple does note of a noodly hell with stale beer and strippers with VD, but if someone can stand that...then they are not that bad off.

[RavenBlaze]

@MrPohnpeiboy Oh swedish chef of little faith...he be that which we good pasta-farians seek to convert. To bring him into the presents of god, the flying spaghetti monster. Ramen my brother/sister/gender-neutral-­sibling and may this chef find his noodliness.

[Dragoongrl]

And the land side of evidence for FSM continues to grow

Let no one blaspheme against Him!

May the rest of everyones days be noodley,

RAMEN!

-angel

[reignofcrimson]

a WOODEN SPOON! the FSM will smite thee for sutch BLASPHEMY!

all hail FSM RAmen

[DarkGodSeti]

thats what he gets for messing with FSM!  RAmen!

[xj2yzz]

Thats what happens when you blaspheme the FSM.The death penalty,RAmen.

[pohjalo]

oh my FSM

[WereRabbbit]

RAmen! : P

[asotheshow]

RAmen

[flowerchild2012]

RAmen!

[cryptess]

Aww. He tried to force the noodley appendage and got smited.

[lolzer93]

RAmen

[EllaEnchanted10]

this is one of the scariest clips of my childhood O_o

[Bagkaa]

RAmen!

[pewpewlasergunz]

RAmen

[snehesten]

asian nerds

[ossumguywill]

RAmen

[CarpeOmne]

RAmen

[jayres86]

RAmen

[pelotillox]

Ramen

[MrYetiWaffles]

RAmen!

[CRAZYJACOB2008]

the count

wen u need him lol

[MoisterSoctar]

¡Wow! ¡In the muppets!

RAmen

[TheStrawberryThief]

I never knew His Noodlyness had made a guest appearance on The Muppets!

I do love a deity that doesn't take itself too seriously.

RAmen.

[Crossroadsinc]

@TheStrawberryThief His Noodlyness works in mysterious ways.

It is a sign of his sense of Humor.

[atxd1]

Send this video to the Kansas School Board poste haste. Those kids need educatin'.

RAmen

[RavenBlaze]

Well his noodlyness does enjoy jolly laughter and the spreading of his message through comdey. RAMEN!

[KVLTtilRagnarok]

pastafarianism = fucking stupid

Swedish chef= \m/

[saxmanchiro]

rAmen, my fellow Pastafarians.

I am starting a splinter reformed FSM church. Hope you can join us. We think the FSM has too many noodles and they tend to get tangled when He hugs his believers. This is not good. Also, we are wanting to allow our followers the choice in whatever eye they wish to wear the patch. We are not hostile towards other FSM members, as this is what other religions do and we are not like them. I will let you know how it goes.

rAmen

[lox12]

Chef pwned by his noodliness!!

RAmen

[sully26usa]

You will burn in a lake of simmering tomato sauce for all eternity Swedish Chef!!! Repent and be touched by his noodly appendage! For only if you repent now will you be granted entrance into the great pasta bowl in the sky and given your 72 meatballs!

[Hotora86]

I thought Pastafarianism didn't have a hell?

[gentlerat]

Um it officially does, one similar to Las Vegas, with stale beer. Read the book.

[Hotora86]

Oh, and the strippers have STDs. Damn, that's scary.

[Bangtssen]

Haha! Love the Swedish... :D (i'm from Sweden)

[Tanita779]

WTH!

stupid noddles ....

you people dont know the story.... the chef was feedin it to a hungry bear ..(those bears are dangerour creatures we must be carful

[intelligentfalling]

Thou shalt NOT pull apart or nibble on our Lord!!

[intelligentfalling]

This is PROOF of his noodely will! Even before the great profit Bobby Henderson showed our belief to the masses, Jim Henson saw a vision of the great FSM and it was incorporated into the Muppets Show. All praise to Him!

[studio99films]

He punishes right away.

Shame on you, blasphemious Swedisch Chef!

Be warned, unbelievers!

RAmen

[SpammityCalamity]

You do not treat our creator like that! Heretics! You deserve to die, Swedish Chef, for your abuse of our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He was just trying to fulfill sometimes prays, and you selfishly kept him on your damned plate. You deserve death by starchification.

[Dentarthurdent54]

Serves him right.

RAmen.

[Taliba1983]

this really brings me back...

[Araben13]

haha.

Does any one know where to find a clip of the real orignal swedish chef?

[JTS11d6]

GO FSM!!!

[abram730]

He was going to feed RAman to a pregnant woman and any Doctor will tell you not to do that. FSM fights back.

[bryothb]

RAmen...

[formless777]

UNBELIEVERS BEHOLD !

[CartoonNutjob123]

The Swedish Chef must be one of the FSM's first telivised heralds.

See how he is touched by his noodily appendage!

[frizzcat]

The Swedish chef must be some sort of sheppard for the great noodley master, he brings great tidings of salt pepper and oregano.

[pohjalo]

Is this the real spaghetti monster?

[azrac12]

GO SPAGHEDIETY!

[chrisros888]

god's too cool for eatin

[Awaitsubasa]

Yes, may you be tuched by his noodly apendage!

[rakarno]

a classic

and the Best one

gota love the Muppets

wigly sqidly hoom scoopdy du!

[F3lidae]

He's alive!!!!

[DarkAngel182]

What would Dawkins say???????

[GrahamChapman]

My guess is something akin to: Well, dipp me in chocolate sauce and throw me to the lesbians, them pirates were right!

[aPastafarian]

biatch, that's what happens when u mess with the FSM.

[mystdragon333]

amazing.