Tarsier Teaser

[StevieBInTheHizzie]

These things commit suicide more than depressed teenagers who spend too much time on the internet. LEAVE IT ALONE, brodawg. ;)

[DonnyWinter]

People aren't supposed to touch them during the day..

[baimudan]

this is so sad... The Tarsier is an endangered species. Irresponsible tourism will kill them off.

you are not supposed to touch them as their little bones are fragile. also while in captivity they are stressed from the daily petting and having to be awake in the day time-- these are nocturnal animals after all.

kawawa talaga.

[sickheadedfreak]

god, if i was that thing i'd attack your finger!

[TheKaTropa]

He saids to that touching thing: I'll bite you to death - hibari

[ChiYuki44]

aww its sleepy.. you are gentle enough

[hilfloram1]

PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE! YOU CAN'T KEEP TARSIERS AS PETS THEY'LL DIE! Reaseach it!

[oPaRaLyZeRx]

I want to sever it's dome piece, skin it, and make a warm coat for my scrotum.

[toenailcheeseman]

@oPaRaLyZeRx You must have a small... scrotum.

[oPaRaLyZeRx]

@toenailcheeseman Clearly that's false info. that thing is the size of the persons palm....

[misxducheszx]

Creepy... But CUTE. :D

[lea7rsi]

@misxducheszx It's creepingly cute in personal.

[gringochucha]

ISN'T IT A CUTE CUDDLY FUZZY WUZZY WITTLE ANIMAL. I think I'll go around and start petting random people's babies. And yes, I eat meat.

[squirtskidoodle]

Why is everyone getting so upset over these videos?! Because Tarsiers are so endangered there are sanctuaries in Southeast Asia (specifically Bohol) that are trying to help restore the population. These are videos from such places. Ok, they shouldn't be touched and they definitely shouldn't be kept as pets or in small enclosures but if an animal is in a place like this to help the species from extinction and is thriving then why have a conniption? Read about the sanctuaries before you judge.

[Ashenrey]

@squirtskidoodle

It's because they're nocturnal, they should be sleeping by day. Disrupting their daily cycles can stress them out, which will eventually lead them to suicide which they are very prone to whenever threatened, scared or exhausted.

[WAPTek2]

yoda! , furby! ,gremlin!  ,,,,,,call me what you weeeeeiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeelllllll­llllllll

[benjiraul]

Batman

[johnianflores]

for the idiot who thinks that tarsiers suicide tendencies can be amusing...they commit suicide by banging their head repeatedly until......

[memito1689]

Tarsiers are really cute but they are nocturnal. It is obvious that the tarsier on this vid really wants to sleep... Poor little creature.

[Candyholic000]

"wuh...who's touching me? who ARE you? what are you doing in my--ah forget it, im going back to sleep."

[HoshiChun]

lol, "you woke me up to pet me and make cooing noises at me? you bastard, go away so I can sleep."

[Jabberwockxeno]

So... cutee!

[mamacita32822]

I hope it bites you, fucker! :D

[inZaNeSc2]

holy god soo damn it cute ;o i want that thing

[TheMagnum778]

moi jen offre un ma soeur lena

[mattmanganon]

look into it's eyes, i can tell what it's trying to say

"stop that human, OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL WITH MY BARE HANDS, FEAR ME MORTALS!!!!!!!"

[themusicchap]

He's like: 'wait whaaat?'

[wrahvin]

BIGHT HIM!!! BIGHT HIM!!!!!!!

[nilla880]

man i'm tryin to sleep here

[MarshmallowMadnesss]

I thought it was about to bite.

[8906vosa]

they look like yoda! ^_^

[FedeP74]

so nice the little creature!!!!

[bizzyfingers]

you do realise they are nocturnal?

[chywawii64]

omg so cute



[decoymiata]

hes like fkr im sleeping

[jellybellyratz]

I love this little dude!!!

[berrilicious33]

THEY ARE NOCTURNAL. I BET THAT THE SUNLIGHT HURTS THEIR EYES :(

[Mrisviz]

That was David Blaine?

[jasminrhea210]

i was wondering if their soft

[jasminrhea210]

can't stop watching this video XD

[spyer100]

He's Like "WHAT THA FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH" xD

[VicJLo]

why so big eyes? Summer beach eyes

[muragungas]

leave the tarsier alone hes sleeping

[theflush]

They are not pets, they don't want your attention. They should be left alone, these are nocturnal creatures, so he/she wants to sleep during the daytime.

[SkidVixen]

OMGGG <3 I Love Tarsiers ;_; fucking adorable lil critters!

[Jabberwockxeno]

Where was this?

PM me with answer.

[0Nikeenarutolover0]

@Jabberwockxeno Bohol, Philippines.

Bohol is the home of Tarsiers and the famous Chocolate Hills!

[jimg1971]

Fake

[bigbowlowrong]

@jimg1971 shut the fuck up

[TristanYockell]

Its almost impossible to keep them in captivity for any length of time, they become deeply depressed and end up dying from stress or they commit suicide.

Because they are social and nocturnal animals, the constant bombardment of touching and noises from watchers drives them insane.

Very cool little critters, but keeping them like this is very detrimental to their well being.

[MKShaggy1985]

@TristanYockell

Commit suicide how? Overdose? Self inflicted gunshot to the head? How?

[johnianflores]

@MKShaggy1985 for the idiot who thinks that tarsiers suicide tendencies can be amusing...they commit suicide by banging their head repeatedly until......blood oozes out of their head and they drop dead..

[MKShaggy1985]

@johnianflores

For the idiot who doesn't have a sense of humour, save your stupid replies for people as mentally deficient as yourself.

[johnianflores]

@MKShaggy1985 for the idiot with a SEVERE mental disorder who also thinks that suicides can be funny, please try committing it yourself, have someone post it on youtube and maybe get at least 3 views in three years?

[MKShaggy1985]

@johnianflores

You being a sick pathetic piece of human scum who has a SEVERE mental disorder who tries to make something out of nothing please commit suicide and film it for YouTube. The less of you sub-human morons who try to start fights on YouTube animal videos for no reason the better.

You cretins have no clue how to interact with humans or animals and are best terminating your own miserable existence for the betterment of everyone else on the planet.

[johnianflores]

@MKShaggy1985 hmm...judging from your reaction..not only am I dealing with a patient of mild downs syndrome, you are obviously suffering from multiple psychosis adjacent to pathetic delusions of grandeur and probably into bestiality but only probably able to do so with lemurs like the tarsier because of you small dick.. so tell me boy....exactly what kind of animals have u come to interract with , other than urself and cockroaches?

[MKShaggy1985]

@johnianflores

Judging from your pathetic, deranged, moronic psycho-babble and gibbering inarticulate rambling it's pretty obvious you're just another YouTube warrior stereotype who spends his time posting the same lunatic crap on every animal video to satisfy his lunatic low IQ mentality. No doubt you spend your spare time torturing small animals and do this to over-compensate. Your obsession with small dicks probably means you're a child abuser too.

You're a disgrace to the human race.

[MKShaggy1985]

@johnianflores

YT really needs to clamp down on these PETA e-terrorists like johnianflores who use the pretence of caring about animals to go round attacking people.

You are not an animal lover - you are a sad, sick, pathetic, deranged little YT warrior who thinks putting a hat on a cat amounts to torture. Coats should be made out of YOUR skin, except no one would wear them because who wants to wear a coat covered in pimples and boils?

People like yuo should be cut off from the human race.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

EATS YOU FACE¬!!!!!

[Jmakina]

he looks like yoda

[peopleoftheworld009]

That's the way they look like. Scared. I couldn't help but wonder, with their very harmless look, what do y'all suppose the look of these primates if they were mad? Lol. I bet they'd still look cute:)

[GTILOUD]

wtf? for real real

[asylumteddybear]

"... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­at?!?!"

[face2facechick]

Did you see the way the tarsier looked up...so sad and depressing...damn this just brought down my day

[TheJegres]

love this one!

[MICKMYMICK1]

he looks scared.....

[ineedajoint]

@keatonwenzel how do they commit suicide?

[OdinsGuard1]

@ineedajoint well i red that they're running against the cage until they're dead =/

[RosaRojaRW24]

lo amo +_+ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ILikePancakes666]

omg i really watnt a tarsier

[0Nikeenarutolover0]

lol so cute and friendly

[caparas14]

dnt touch it they will get depress they will suicide

[lexmark136]

id put it in my pocket and walk out

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

YES!

[Gcole200]

@lexmark136

Couldn't it just climb out your pocket?

[lexmark136]

@Gcole200 it could but i'd have grubs in my pocket so it would stay in, lol.

[goldenkro]

@lexmark136 hahah thats funny thmbs up

[dice1331]

@lexmark136 lol dude..im from the philippines and i know the fact that once you removed it away from its home it would commit suicide. yes, it will kill itself instantly thats why you can't see these creatures on other countries. you will walk out with a dead tarsier on your pocket LOL

[issareign]

toothpick to the eye!

[riokosan]

so cute

[nucky6]

rofl i thought the thing was gonna bite his finger off

[Fr0stBlade]

Omg so cute!!

[yarkosh]

so cute

[yarkosh]

cute

[BoredRandomnimity]

omg! is this vid in the philippines? finally something from my mom's country!

[CrystalJupiter]

I think it wants to kill you now. xD

[chickendance345]

aw i lurve tarsiers they r so cute

[bullet4mv93]

ok that ladies' humming is really pissing me off.

[fervetboy]

amen the voice is annoying

[Leyuann]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[TheVirusOddball]

0:11 Tarsier: What... the hell... are you doing?

Human: Hello!

Tarsier: Oh youre miiineeeee.

Human: Ouuuhhmmm

Tarsier: Gasp! Another day perhaps.. but you're still miiiiineee! Gasp.

[Imajinx1001]

hes like leave me alone im trying to sleep here

[Pianapapalo]

Ammazza che schifezza!

[FluffyXardas09]

I love them, best animals over the hole world. But it also makes me very sad to see them beeing caged ... =(

[Systemofadownfan112]

0:21 it's like "What did I miss?" xD

those things are cute :D

[chevkoch]

The usual egoistic idiocy, how about letting it sleep?

[Wargrin]

Probably incredibly sleep deprived by now.

[behevolent45]

man are you stupid?

he's sleeping.

and i'm just suspecting you would LOVE to be woken up from a good sleep wouldn't you?

[EliteShroom6377557]

he is thinking " IM GONA KILL YOU YOU MOTHER FUCK!"

[pkpgpk]

lol gremlins anyone? XP

[namdor11]

BENJAMIN LINUS

[ian8206]

LOL that's so random i had to give you a thumbs up

[namdor11]

They share the same eyes

[cell8235829]

OMFG that things going to bite the shit out of you!!! Kill it!!

[Sesmery]

Oh my god ! So adorableeee !! They could invade Earth and kill everyone but no one'd do anything : they are too cute !

[noelleganda28]

did you know that you are stressing the tarsier..tarsiers are nocturnal animals..you should not disturb their sleep during the day..

[TheFractured]

Wtf!!! that things is bloody small and cute!!

How dare you wake it up

[farouqleftback]

for godsake stop touching it dam it

[Bibberkat]

it looks so cute! but please leave the poor thing alone... i believe you just woke it up :(

[TerraCLyn]

Goodness, a tiny ball of fur wrapped with a load of cuteness and two larger than life eyes. Nothing comes close to being cuter than tarsiers.

[ryu8888]

DRAMATIC LEMUR SAYS GTFO DX

[DryBONESreborn]

I want one!

[S1K3CH1L4]

♥♥♥♥♥ cute^^

[ZopZe]

Looks like a little hairball with eyes, sooooo cuuuuuteee :D

[juhlo]

Why you have to touch them!?! Idiots!!

[theflush]

Aw I feel sorry for him/her, they are nocturnal animals. He just wants to sleep. These animals get stressed very easily, it's not a pet, people should leave them alone.

[skizoooooo]

szegények...bezárva.. baszogatják őket...

[jcxjeff]

it's not a pet, idiots

[kawaiiTeru4]

Tarsiers are definitely my favorite animal!!

It's a shame they're endangered. :(

[Why are all the cool animals always endangered...]

[Ashenrey]

they're not yet endangered but they are already nearly threatened.

[NacodaLupine]

Aw, how adorable! Such big eyes, on such a little body!

[qscgugcsq1]

He is so cute!!!

A little furball!!

[holycraptheskyisred]

just another furball. i eat them for lunch.

[pookie67]

Poor fella' just wants to be left alone.

Tarsiers are actually extremely vicious and dangerous, they can attack at a moments notice and have been known to blind humans by attacking the eyes

[munchskinman]

LOL!!! pookie67

[winterwinwin]

They're such sweet little babies.

[dxnxnx]

scary and cute ♥

[inspireshope]

oh my goodness, this has to be the cutest creature known to man...sooo cute!

[MOSHxFUCKA]

aww so small:) they look cute except for when theyre eating .lol. but so do most humans

[JNETRose]

Cute!!! Let it try to grab on your hands, they will be terrified and you as well.

[Shayd93]

Cute ^^

[RosaRojaRW24]

me lo como +.+

[dugongyogurt]

poor baby! put him back in the woods.. he needs to sleep :(

[energeez]

im going to make a tiny hand sized blanket for him so he can keep warm teehee

[AenigmaVitae]

I adore 'em!

I think they are the sweetest creatures in this world!

[SageofSorrow]

These things scare the SHIT out of me. I would not touch those things.

[soulflower84]

that is so fuckng cute. i want oooooooone NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[energeez]

its veruca salt

[bunnichuktube]

i'm just waiting for it to bite the person the whole time. it's what i'd do.

[rodriges170686]

Kavai

[vanillasnowbaby]

omg how kaaa-ute!

[BretagneShrew]

I WANT ONE!!!

[ILikePancakes666]

they look so cute

[justendo511]

you cruel bastards.... tarsiers have never been successfully bread in captivity, and have been known to injure and even kill themselves because of the stress... indonesians don't give a shit about the environment

[RevengeVirus]

THAT'S RACIST!

[kommounistria]

it is like a bat!

[glitchez]

you would have to be fucked up to hurt one of these

[3XPERIMANTAL]

Its like: 'What the FUCK do you think youre doing?'

[RogerGilmour08]

i fucken hate you. tarsiers are nocturnal. what if some cunt came into your bedroom at night and started poking you ya fuckwit. free the tarsier!

[RevengeVirus]

yes, because it's easy to compare humans to animals.

[RogerGilmour08]

i dont remember what your replying to but yeah it is.

[RevengeVirus]

like when peta shows pictures from the holocaust next to pictures of chickens in cages? bullshit. Eat a million monkey dicks.

[haitang]

"yu mother fucker, stop poking me"

[Invictus011]

"You are touching me". "why"?

[bengalisch]

i would love to date one of them and go to a party with it on my shoulder :D

[Imralu]

Date one of them? WTF?

[lnlyJ]

LMAO

[Crazednutt]

hmmm ... because I always carry my girlfriend around on my shoulder :p

[FSdC]

racist PUTA!!!! im filo

fuk u all

[bodymekanix808]

What an adorable little thing...omg. I'm smitten :)

[Pallot]

HAHAHAH what's up with the fucking sounds

[waywardson770]

haa i love these things.

[armmani2001]

omg I love this animal so cute ..

[cesarkeneza]

lokks like phlilipines people small..and silly...

[Existantia]

i laughed so hard everytime th guy hmmed.

[andyKanerva]

the largest contributor to the dwindling primate populations is the pet industry.

[lilphil828]

these r soo cuute. i want 1

[XmodditE3]

I'm currently finishing a report on them; it'd be illegal in the US for sure.

They're pretty endangered and only found in some Philippine islands (mainly Bohol).

[misteremilio22]

"Many tarsiers seized from the wilds and placed in captivity survive only for two to five years. Some tarsiers captured and placed in enclosures have even been reported to commit suicide by smashing their heads against objects."

Philippine Daily Inquirer, May 31, 1991.

[Lp78Ch]

"Get your dirty finger off me!"

"Get your dirty finger off me, NOW!!!"

Poor animal...

[Flyborg]

It's trying to eat your soul. Don't piss them off.

[aisling35]

you guys are mean, you woke it up... poor thing

[Forensicsguy28]

Stupid Cunts leave these animals alone!

[shortpotato26]

I was watching these videos and I was like, wow, what an amazing animal! Then it occured to me that these little guys look rather...harassed. They are mostly nocturnal, and they are put on display to be poked and touched by people all day long. Makes me angry, and ashamed to share the same earth as the people who do this to these poor animals.

[r2d2rx]

Are you vegetarian ? (I am) Otherwise your statement wouldnt make any logical sense ;)

[dollyisblue]

hum to cute things!

[PaniLusia]

this is THE most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life!!!

[sweetcaremami76]

he was trying to sleep

[dominokat07]

Be funny if it suddenly screeched like a banshee and launched itself at her face, tearing out her hair and biting at her eyes with razor-sharp fangs ^.^

[mrlowdangle]

I agree,and they'd probably fricking deserve it

especially as its nocturnal,very shy and sensitive and they shouldnt be bothering it,these beautiful animals belong in the wild FFS

Another beautiful cute animal that'll disapear in no time thanks to the exotic pet trade and idiots who respect nothing but money