Lars Ulrich - The Inevitable Blast Beat Massacre

[jesusmouth]

People who bag Lars can't play drum themsves and enjoy listening to gay bands like Mötley Crüe.

[DrWoodbineSimms]

@jesusmouth People who think he is the best drummer in the world love listening to gay bands...like what Metallica is now.

[gibbsies]

rofl god that was awesome

[Cr0wnedAAM]

I thought this was fucking hilarious

[whythatsahugebitch]

bring me the horizon is almost as good as this

[Abhishrut47]

Fap beat massacre

[88isuskrist88]

still better then Metallica

[Metallicbott69]

Yeahh..just lke listen all metallica Albums..

[sugimura135]

How can this have so many dislikes, its hilarious!

[fuckbrinpageaccounts]

i'd rather listen to this than ulrich

[Calbenmike]

One of the more easier videos to hit the thumbs down to.

[deathcoregod6]

WTF

[gustavourschei]

@deathcoregod6 WTF?²

[rockrenegade]

Reminds me of when I was bored and pressed an inflated balloon against a laptop mic and tapped on it.

[frontbum666]

This sound like a session drummer to me, lars can't play like that... However I did find it quite easy to masterbate to...cheers

[Turnbeutelvergesser]

genius!

[firstmusic00]

You know....after hearing this...Lars is actually better than I though.

[hydrokarbun]

I laughed so hard. Thanks.

[thsdrkndheartxxx]

Lars is gay!!!

[Metalcoredie4]

@thsdrkndheartxxx

So are you my friend...when will you people learn that metal is like union,or it should be..okay,there is black,trash,death and more,but we should respect each other ...i really don't get it.!!!

[justinoakley999]

FUCK LARS! 

[wegonnaownyanoob]

fucking laughed my ass of at the end !!! XD

[saymore183]

sounds great

[garethc83]

BRUTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigSerg80]

Yesssssss!!!!!

[legofilms4fun]

I lol'd.

[koldslaw]

Sad but true

[blackshadowbass]

@koldslaw I see what you did there.

[penguin69613]

what the fuck

[fLATCHULATOr]

This is so stupid..

[FurbyParade226]

Better sound quality than St. Anger.

[Kruschpack]

sucks as well as Lars do.

[probassistNOT]

Sounds like Lars...

[COBfan1996]

-.-

[Vaginaattori]

thx to you i just slaughtered my whole family !

[cholickcholick]

i came three times not just twice this time!! well done!!! true art and i think we all got the message you were trying to get out!!

[gaiseric666king]

"me trying to do a video"

[almelootje]

well done lars hahahahahahahaha

[Damienelite]

That was one of his most technical beats, I forget which one though? Well done! LOL!

[SonicFanChannel]

Sounds like Lars everytime he sits at a kit

[rafalonero]

LarsUlrich963 your video is pure poetry. thank you man

[metallopaido]

if you put to watch this video only to press the dislike button,THUMBS UP :P!!!

[4thcivilization]

you made my day!!!lol :)))

[vampirex09]

lars is getting better!!! XD

[Grindfucker69]

awesome!!

[ArchEnemySlayer]

I had never seen Lars doing a beat blast .... so he is the last one on my list of " Infamy Metal Drummers "  LOL

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

Noise start at 0:14 hahaha what

[Premdus]

fap fap fap

[stelderhaiderman]

So much better than Lars Ulrich

[devouredbyzombies]

Gremlin rape.

[MoonZeru]

Hhahahahah hilarious

[Black616Flesh]

Step One: Pause the video.

Step Two: Hit Dislike button.

Step Three: LEAVE.

It's simple.

[ericblacklabel84]

just another stupid ass posting pointless videos on you tube, get a life asshole

[nicolhaidi]

Lars just... just looks hot here.

[BajaFreddy]

Gremlins fucking here?

[Tanvir378]

What the fuck did I just watch? :S

[Zodiark77777]

i think its a troll vid, i really cant tell....

[mefBurp]

WTF?

[nickoo2nickoo2]

im so hard

[Mrswolepants]

I find this difficult to masturbate to

[Metal1998]

@Mrswolepants like all 10000000 people

[AntiPirateSquad]

@Mrswolepants Really?

[stevieray345]

it's a wooden doll fapping

[maco123123123]

que porqueria, de verguenza ajena

[celicniopanak]

"Me trying to cover Cannibal Corpse."

hahahah



[Wadim4891]

AHAHAHAHAAAHAAAA love the this

way better than Lars

[MCCrev]

Ha ha! That's better than any Lars beat. He sucks ass!

[GRIM029]

lmao im so confused

[LOGasm14]

I think I just got colon cancer

[PickleThatOnion]

FAVOURITED.

[MrKoP112]

Ownage rofl kickass meng

[BloodBrawlin]

I'm sick of seeing this every time I'm watching Gojira videos, fuck off!

[QnlyMe]

Son Of My Dick....

[ModernZeuhl]

You are great, dude. LMAO.

[Miarhell]

kill yourself slowly!

[AnalEvisceration88]

haha top comment...

[Thepastermaster]

@AnalEvisceration88 oops.

[DeadmansServant]

What the fuck is this!!!!!!!?????

[cristianriutort1]

Commit sucide please

[KristianH1986]

lmfao!!!!

[mag00050005]

....I just slaughtered my entire family....THANKS TO YOU!!......

[theGuyYouHate01]

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

The bar tender says" wow! where did you get that?"

" Nigeria" says the parrot

[brickceo]

@theGuyYouHate01 The wrong joke in the wrong forum, But it made me smile.

[MegaCarlos1211]

happens to them, lars ulrich is one of the best drummers in the world, this proved

[brickceo]

@MegaCarlos1211 OH? When you get back from your interplanetary travel you might want to let NASA know where that world is and how you got there. Lars is a bunch of jokes with the same punchline, hi playing has not improved in 20+ years

[12luiguti]

o.O

[surenopimp]

thats what it sounds like when i masturbate

[Byron599GTB]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jaj Lars Ulrich Sucks!!!!!

[MrThrash3d]

I FUCKING SUCK I GOT DICK IN MY ASS I LOVE SCAT PORN TOO

[MorkaGraven]

Someone obviously has to target something they dislike and advertise it as less superior to something they like in order to convince and/or lie to people that his favourite musicians are somehow more superior.

[HyporiZ]

@MorkaGraven i pity all u fanboys, so blind, so ignorant :(

[MorkaGraven]

@HyporiZ Fanboys? I'm not a fanboy of either of the above, I just find that people who make bad humour towards the subject based on what their own ears are hearing is a pretty low joke when it should be more open to a wider audience in order to attract more positive attention.

[HyporiZ]

@MorkaGraven "based on what their own ears are hearing" so u either didnt read what i said at all, or u dont know shit about music or talent. why the fuck are u even talking on this video when u dont even know wtf ur talking about? lars ulrich being a bad drummer is FACT, okay? if u did infact know ANYTHING about drums, u would know this. this has got NOTHING to do with what i feel about him. why even open ur mouth and start arguing when u dont even know what ur talking about? sigh

[MorkaGraven]

@HyporiZ I'm aware he's a terrible drummer. I was making a point towards the "cannibal corpse cover" part of the video, as mentioned in the comments, I thought this was a joke directed at the "terribleness" of extreme metal in general.

[Chocolatedeluca]

looks like someone has not listened to vitek's drumming...

[morganix007]

Lars Urbitch

[TheOzzyT]

o my god, u are sooo goood, youve got a band?

xD

[Pitwulf]

i agree with this guy

[avenged7fold1000]

i hate you, metallicas awesome. and lars is a good drummer idk why people always say hes not...

[HyporiZ]

@avenged7fold1000 because hes not ... the people who are defending him are either fanboys who are too ignorant to admit/see it, or, in most peoples cases, they just dont know shit about drums or music, or talent for that matter.

[avenged7fold1000]

@HyporiZ i'd say im a fanboy. i love metallica, and lars is a good drummer. im not ignorant, you play drums for metallica see good you are...and i am a musician, i play guitar, bass but mostly drums, so i think i know what im talking about esspecialy the talent part.... He's nothing crazy and intense, but he's the frickin drummer for metallica, and he gets the job done.

[HyporiZ]

@avenged7fold1000 you are ignorant. you're clearly just a big metallica fanboy. "hes the fricking drummer for metallica" that is totally irrelevant. being famous does not equal being talented. u may like lars ulrich because he is the drummer of ur favourite band, but no matter how much u like him or how famous he is, FACT is that he is, at best, a mediocre drummer.

[TheRockaholic1993]

@HyporiZ WTF are you talkin about? YOU probably dont know shit about drums, music OR talent. So fuck off!!

[TheRockaholic1993]

@avenged7fold1000 Thats exactly what I'm sayin.

[HyporiZ]

@TheRockaholic1993 oh great another fanboy, instantly rushing to the aid of metallica with totally random insults. "OMG U INSULTED MY FAVOURITE BAND!!!!! U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC STFU!!" :DDD hilarious

[TheRockaholic1993]

@HyporiZ Is that all you can say dumbass? is fanboy? Come back to me when you learn some better comebacks. And no, i was NOT rushing to the aid of metallica. CUNT STAINS!!!

[lakerfan82k3]

@TheRockaholic1993 If he wanted his cum back he'd wipe it off your lips...

[HyporiZ]

@TheRockaholic1993 comeback? theres no comeback, im just stating facts, FACT is=IF u're saying lars ulrich is a good drummer(in comparison to other famous drummers), you either dont know shit about drumming, or you are a crying ignorant fanboy. do u understand? ANY decent drummer will tell u the same. now shush and stop arguing when u dont even know what ur talking about ....

[CapitanLawless]

WITIDE

[DimebagCFH4Life]

Metallica sucks

[waggietoo]

waggie lipsync, take a look

[DestinationBabel]

loool you killed me

[Zazquatch1]

Ha - totally briliant xD

[get2535]

he can join my band

[r0tt1ng]

That was the brutalest and bestest music that I've ever heard.

[hkja99]

tøhø det der kunne jeg også gøre Lars :-)

[owners4life51]

here's an explanation: the majority of the population sees lars ulrich as fucking terrible. now i, not to this extreme, perhaps, do think he sucks. this video is simply dogging and picking at him in a rather hilarious fashion. his "blast beats" are the clicking you hear, and then the "ahdahahaahahhhh" at the end is him dying.

[Pimpification10Croat]

ahahahahahahahahaha

[thrashmaniac59]

lars will die doing blast beats

[PureHayabusa]

i dont understand whats going on :\

[mrjujudu77]

horrible... is it really 208 people who like this shit??

[iizlandon]

@mrjujudu77

Sounds better than Metallica to me.

[bennyboi56]

i actually dont understand this video at all

[Aerethan]

This is a great approximation of what Lars sounds like. My left pinky toe can drum better than him.

[LHondrums]

the pic is cool.

[Lastu247]

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[leeroa1]

hahaha.....yeah!!! love it



[TheRiffCalendar]

But i don't understand.

[Raisetherebelflag]

that was very inevitable. there putting this on their new album. im pretty sure it was done all throughout LULU though.

[wildanS]

Geiger counter

[murderaddiction]

Is this from St. Anger?

[antihumansociety]

nice burger-bong

[Vaginaattori]

id say this is one the most peculiar thing ive ever seeen

[subconni]

my pizza is ready. it has cheese and pepperoni on it.

[peasthull]

I am gay.

[Shiggityleveler]

remember that time you guys were in metallica writing the best music ever made? oh wait that was lars

[just0a0tad]

Fuck you if you don't think this is hilarious.

[BrandonSimpson95]

Sounds like someone typing

[csehszlovakze]

I am the table...

[jideemo]

wow. im bursting with joy  -__-

[Colisholi]

Lars Ulrich used to be able to play drums, then he took an arrow to the elbows..

[mysteryrocker123]

am i the only one that laughed at this?

Good video sir!

[Xtoaster090]

haters gonna hate

[Fucklesticks]

Better than Lars Ulrich

[Rawk4Life]

What did you do, record yourself hitting the couch with drumsticks real fast and upload it?

[SWI0001]

RRRRRAAARRARARARARARARRRRRRRRR­RRAAAAAAAAAA

[darkseancedrummer]

sounds like someones fapping...

[mcard1d]

I knew this would be fake because of the words "Lars" and "blast beat" being in the same sentence.

[mistermoshpit101]

@mcard1d except when separated by 'cannot' or 'doesnt know how to'

[aeromaxmat]

Useless vid ...

[BirdyBirdDrumz]

Lars Ulrich used to be able to play drums, but then he took an arrow to the knee

[mysteryrocker123]

@BirdyBirdDrumz Lars used to be able to play drums, then he turned ultra shit and took a drum set to the face

.......then got put on guard duty

[tonymlg91]

yeah lars isnt a bad drummer tho...

[wolvenbm]

Dude, i need a new drummer in my BAND!!!!

[AliJocelyn]

Zombie

[Urtleteudede]

Sounds like someone shaking a can of aerosol paint er something

[axewound2008]

that was a facemelter!

[lifesadrumkit]

faggot



[Th3Hamm3r]

Sounds like someone masturbating.

[DrOdde86]

You sound like my grandma... And the drumming sounds like her shoes when shes walking around her home..

[WarcraftMan2008]

I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!

[pimpsonparade]

I listened to Seek and Destroy the other day, and the hi hat just seemed to be really off sync. I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but it sounded very late.

[Keplaffintech]

this is his best work by far.

[RedDoT3G]

he cant even play one correctly wtf makes you thinks he can play this....O.o

[fairlystupidjello]

Lulu bonus track?

[NICKHAM16]

Had to watch this

[juanfrap95]

fucking title...