Ellen's chicken monologue

[1BubblesPPG]

this was definitely before she was vegan

[johnlinshu8L]

"All you have to do is wash it, rub it, pat it, slap it, and bon appetit." ahhh i just love you Ellen.

[lovelonelinesss]

she is vegan now right?

[navya0108]

@lovelonelinesss yeap, for 3 years, so at the time when this show was shot she wasn't a vegan yet

[vbwx]

You don't have to but I like the sound :D

[amandaETW]

Vegetarians hate to eat meat, most of the time because of their love for animals. But why are they stealing food from the herbivores and omnivores? How's that showing love? Just quoting some comedian who said this.

[greenday2themax]

@amandaETW Well, answering that comedian, veggies are infinate as long as humans don't pollute the earth where they grow.Even then, if it happened, the grass and leaves and veggies will grow for a long time.

Animals, are not infinate because humans kill off the cows young and many other animals. Since they are killed so young and in a huge ammount of numbers, there aren't as many.

And, leopards, ocelets, bears ect, are killed for their fur as rugs.

I am not a vegetarian. Just stating facts.

[batboobut]

lol this is really funny!

[babyvlova09]

i was watching this wen i was eating chicken lmao

[KerstinB1971]

"love to massage those sweet meet" looool

so georgious - look at her face at that moment

[schubertlauren]

bird on bird HAHAH

[carrotjuice2008]

this was in 2007 she became vegan like a yr ago or a bit more!!

[ternitamas]

dim the lights and put on some ENYA! hahahaha

[BroadwayKidNamedJosh]

Ellen is vegan now I think!

[lellersrox]

hahaha "I told you to put the chicken on the spit not spit on the chicken" lol she cracks me up hahaha

[poldi911]

I don't understand why she is talking about cooking chicken herself. Isn't she vegan?

And about the discussion going on here: I myself have decided not to eat any animals except of fish. And I don't have a problem with people eating meat. It's everyone's own decision. And I think most people say they'd never eat dog meat, or cat, or something else. So what's wrong with saying 'I don't want to eat cows or pigs'?

[missraw]

There was a certain time in her life when she quit, so this is probably the point in her life when she stop being a vegan. I think right after that, she became a vegan again.

[Hotique]

@poldi911 Well, dogs and cats are household pets. That idea disturbs many people.

[poldi911]

@Hotique Exactly. And I like cows and pigs (and chickens and turkey and horses etc.) just as much as any pet. I have "met" them on farms where they are pretty domesticated, too. And their only pupose in life is to be killed and eaten. That's pretty sad. Of course they don't know that, but often they don't even have a happy life. So I guess that's what we have to fight against, farms where animals are being held in poor conditions.

But as I've said, I don't care if people eat meat. I just won't.

[sugarychocobot]

@poldi911 She wasn't a vegan or vegetarian here

[Chelsea69Chaotic]

my personal opinion is,

its a dog eat dog world

but the whole vegetarian thing,if it works out.

great!

[MUSTSEEVID]

did she say loofa. she is so hilarious

[stephzii1011]

she doesnt seem lyk a lesbian .... shez soo funny though

[MUSTSEEVID]

how does a lesbian seem.lmao

[LexCooBukaba]

"Massage those sweet meats." xD FUNNY AS HELL lol

[arockystart]

Ha Ha Ellen likes to spank the chicken

[marti828]

loool

[MUSTSEEVID]

lmao...perv

[janistonbest]

HAAAAA!!! im crying, im actually crying! is there anything in this world that she cant make hilarious? "you dont have to slap it, but i like the sound" hahah, reminds me of when i was on holiday, and we didn't have all inclusive that time (bad decision) and so that we wouldn't have to go to the restaurant or cook, we'd just go round the corner, and they had this spit there wit the chickens.

[nicholasyudichak]

Eating meat is murder, but eating plants isn't? Plants aren't alive? That's news to me.

[angusMCjamison]

thank you! my point exactly: that is the precise reason why i think vegetarianism and veganism (?!) just don't make sense!!! plus i love meat :)

[bballnash13]

what is the difference between vegetarianism and veganism?

[angusMCjamison]

bballnash13, if you're a vegetarian, you can eat anything except meat. if you're a vegan, you can't even have milk or eggs or anything that originates from the animals- including the animals themselves (ei. torture and extra torure), either way you get to be angry and self rightuous at anyone who hurts and/or offends animals in any way, as well as live an arguably healthier and longer but certainly guilt free life :D

[bballnash13]

oh, i see now, thanks

[MUSTSEEVID]

plants dont walk around talke and breathe iam not a vegeterian but i understand that logic. plants dont have eyes and are not looking at you as you about to bash its head in to make din din.

[mrsdalloway89]

and then I put up some Enya LMAO

[rocamericansweethart]

haha, funny!

[anyusernamewilldonot]

if we didn't eat meat there wouldn't be cows? that's one of the stupidest things i've ever heard,

[wrathofworm]

Actually its true...scientifically, it's been proven that cows would most likely be extinct if we didn't cultivate them like we do. So nyuh

[anyusernamewilldonot]

you couln't prove that. that's the vaguest assertion i've ever read, you can't even reference it so nyuh

[MUSTSEEVID]

exactly....my point.

[MUSTSEEVID]

how would cows become extinct.

[MUSTSEEVID]

lol i know .

[shipdancer2]

you know, if we didn't eat beef, there would be no cows...

[dachickenlady]

I don't agree that eating meat is murder, and I believe Ellen is no longer a vegetarian. I don't think she would have done this routine if she were still a vegetarian. She has much more integrity than that.

All that aside, big thanks to you, yellowbirdflyin, for posting this and other Ellen videos.

Most of us are here, reading these comments, because we like Ellen.

[thegreenspot]

yeah i cant help it! i cant imagine life w/o eating meat. but just thinking about how the meat got there IS pretty gross.

[15junior15]

Ellen is actually a vegetarian if you didn't know.

And eating meat IS murder DoctorWhoFan67. Read up on it sometime. =]

[DoctorWhoFan67]

No it's not murder. Murder is senseless killing of another individual. Poaching is murder. Hunting an elephant for its tusks is murder. Killing a chicken for food is not murder. And what about other animals? Carnivores. They're murderers? No. It's called nature. Read and think up on it some time. C=

[DoctorWhoFan67]

hilarious. no you're not a murderer, you're a fool

[ameghanfillier09]

all you have to do is

wash it, rub it, pat it, slap it, and bon à petite!

haha i love ellen she is halirous! <3

[MrsFrisk]

it's "bon appetit" actually...

but yeah, you're right : she is hilarious

[Endivisual]

hahaha slap the chicken "i like the sound" she is so hilarious!!!!!!!!

[44371213]

bird on bird, lol. was she suggesting summat?

[badriah1987]

If eating meat is murder, what do you call animals that eat other animals?

[graphic8189]

That is too funny. but eating meat is not murder. Give me a break. I LOVE MY MEAT!!

[ryrycalguy]

Animals have the right to remain delicious!!!

[gnet1987]

i thought she was a vegetarian??

[1234yam]

its really fun to watch her being excited about something just like a little kid. love u ellen

[inuyasha2756]

LOL AWSOME VIDEO

[jingie]

hahhaha, too funny!!! Thanks for all the vids! =D