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  • No matter what kind of culture you travel to, you can't leave yourself behind. If you don't like your life here, are you going to be different there?

    I found out something interesting a while back. Many Japanese (as well as other parts of the world) are told that the french are the epitome of high culture of the world and after moving for a different life, actually have a Japanese hotline for those suffering from the cultural shock of destroyed expectations.

  • watashi wa boku hanjin! haha!

  • What's with these whities who are convinced they can learn japanese and live in japan in some sort of magical world? I mean, shit, they have a recession, and the work week sucks.

  • @demonicspire1 it's really funny

    99% of weeaboos who talk about how they want to live in Japan and talk about how it's such a wonderful place probably wouldn't last 5 minutes outside of Shibuya

    they just don't recognize that the Japanese don't care for disgusting 3D fucks like them ;/

  • 3:08 man... I raged harder than I should have.

  • baka video creator is full baka gaijin get back to nippon kokujin

  • Oh goddammit. Confession time: I was the one who added 2:24, and it was a few years back. Thankfully, I've since moved far beyond that.

  • I never understood "This Troper"

    What exactly is Troper Tales?

  • @marcster1994 It's a section of the site where people shared events from their life that applied to certain Tropes. Most of these would often miss the point of the trope itself and use it in an incorrect manner. It was removed, and the videos remain, giving us a good idea of why.

  • kill me now

  • Baka ne... That's it we can internalize this one.

    You know it just occured to me. I think most of these guys are not even really doing it in real life. They're just trying to find who's cooler and more innovative in their ideas. In other word they are fucking full of themselves and attention whores.I can't believe they haven' t been killed at sight yet if they actually did it.

  • I knew this was going to be the worst thing ever when I clicked on it, and I was not disappointed.

  • >raises paw.

    You are a human fucking being.

    A lot of these dumbfucks would make shitty translators and localization workers.

    Come at me bro!

  • Dear Japan,

    On behalf of the western world, I am terribly sorry. It appears there are a select few of us who believe that the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren't atrocious enough and have thus taken it upon themselves to inadvertently disrespect you and your culture by shallowly fawning over it. Let us put our differences aside and focus on one common enemy: the unproductive, self-congratulating and most likely overweight sacks of shit that threaten the well-being of both of our nations.

  • 2:36 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFU­CKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCK­YOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYO­UFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUF­UCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

  • >wants to learn the language and go to japan because of anime

    >not a weeaboo guys

  • "A few years ago, this troper wach Boco no-" AW HELL NAW

  • baka gaijin desu etc

  • doushio

  • Japanese is probably the worst language to mix with English.

  • Just wanna say, if any of you commenters happen to meet me in real life, and you catch me doing this, you have permission to punch me in the stomach.

  • SANKYUUUU

  • Meowing is not something socially well-adjusted people just randomly do in public, regardless of age you goddamn "baka" lunatics.

  • I'm not a native speaker, but isn't the English word for "tsundere" something along the lines of "mood-swinging bitch"?

  • @HToTheRMX

    pretty much

  • @HToTheRMX:

    It's better than what I had, Hard Candy Girl.

    ...don't ask.

  • Ha, even the responses on the page didn't abide by 3:13's shit

  • I'm Japanese and I think it's cute when anime fans use Japanese words in their speech but uh, to each their own.

  • Unless you have a reasonable grasp of the language and are speaking full freaking sentences DON'T USE IT.

  • @yuoaman I dunno, a lot of the more fked-up troper tales give me a certain sense of schadenfreude… you could almost have sehnsucht for when they were easily found on the wiki

  • Son, disappoint desu.

  • I want to poke everyone of those tropers and tell them Omae wa mou shindeiru!

  • Hahaha, what the hell is "Japanese font"?

    Going by that logic, Times New Roman is a carefully preserved Ancient Roman calligraphy system, and Jokerman was invented by the super-villain.

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  • If the Japanese hated Gratuitous Japanese so much, one would think they would not use Gratuitous English/Russian/German as much as they do. Hm.

    And I'm probably the only person here worried more about the abuse of the English language by those who speak it, than the abuse of another language by those who don't.

    @RecklessInternetting I'm an American that doesn't speak loudly,hate foreigners, or tote guns. We can be the best together.

  • I've bared through every one of the ones I watched before these, but this one has defeated me.

  • DOMO ARIGATO MISTER ROBOTO.

  • A FEW YEARS AGO, THE TROPER WATCHED BOKU NO PI-

  • Doesn't "nakama" literally mean "comrades?"

  • @CrossedCelt

    "Shipmates." It's different. That's what Navy guys call each other.

  • @IRUKANJI No, "nakama" means "the other members of the group I'm currently talking about". If you're a sailor, it means your shipmates, if you're talking about work, it means your colleagues, if you're just talking about your personal life in general, it means the friends you normally hang out with, etc.

    There's no real direct English equivalent, but there's always some English word you can use in its place, so feel free to punch every dumbass who uses the Japanese word for whatever reason.

  • anto baka? lol these douches, i can't even

  • "Sometimes, if the seniors spam the white board, I DO respond with some kinda insult, either in Japanese or in Lolspeak"

    *Vomit*

  • 2:35 laughed out loud at this one

  • weeaboostories.

  • "Weaboo? I'm part Japanese B*TCH!" LOL!!!!

  • LMFAO A few years ago, this troper watched Boku No Pi-

  • The more I watch of these videos, the more I want to hang myself.

  • A few years ago, this troper watched Boku no Pi-

  • Knowing Japanese? Excellent.

    Using it with the appropriate company, for appropriate reasons? Great.

    Inserting stock phrases from Anime because you think Japanese animation (and thereby culture) is the best thing ever? You fail at appreciation.

  • As annoyed it can be with people not bothering to pronounce the words correctly, in this video it's surprisingly fitting.

  • YOU ARE NOT FUCKING JAPANESE. YOU DO NOT LIVE IN JAPAN. STOP IT.

  • Gackt fucking sucks.

  • Excellent background music.

  • "-raises p-"

    Fuck it, not watching this one

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  • Hakuchi coochy coo!

  • I'm actually studying the Japanese language for the hell of it, and now I want to shove a dirk in my throat.

  • @tehloop do it faget

  • Send all the weeaboos to Japan so Godzilla can fucking annihilate them. Either that or kindly ask the Japanese government to have some Samurai come over and slice their throats.

  • I can't be angry at these, because I know(and hope) that most of these tropers are underage and will grow out of it, right?

    Right?

  • @tonby NEVAR

  • Also, there is really only one word in Japanese that these tropers need to know:

    "イタイ" - they'll be hearing it a lot IF they ever visit Japan.

    ("itai" - pitiful, painful to watch; cf. douchechills)

  • @kinggilgamesh76:

    It's little boys with horsecocks that crossdress in-between buttsex sessions.

  • Okay, honestly, I understand knowing Japanese if you plan to visit/live there for reasons unrelated to Anime/Manga. Beautiful country, rich history. But if you're just learning the language to geek out, or to watch an anime, you need to cool your heels. And you definitely shouldn't be speaking it in your day-to-day routine. If I meet someone who spoke Japanese who isn't Japanese and didn't have any sort of direct tie to the country, I'll have to resist punching them in the face.

  • I hate it when these guys try to rationalize or justify their gratuitous Japanese, like they've studied or listened to it so much that they just can't help themselves and will involuntarily slip into Japanese. I never, ever, ever accidentally use English or Japanese no matter how much I'm exposed to them all day long. I never mix languages.

    "There is no English equivalent" is also a great excuse when there is in fact an equivalent. Fansubbers are guilty of this too.

  • I'm a Japanese Australian and have made a habit of punching people using gratuitous Japanese. That's how Japanese people feel about it.

    I also hate anime. I'm the best Japanese guy ever.

  • @RecklessInternetting

    internet tough guy much

  • @RomZomCom Bouncer.

  • @RecklessInternetting

    Wait, there's a difference?

  • @RomZomCom

    if you're such a fucking sissy that you think that's being a tough guy, please join the US Marine Corps.

  • @tehloop Is it better than claiming to be a bouncer who trashes people on a daily basis?

  • @RecklessInternetting Your comment = WIN

  • @RecklessInternetting

    Indeed you are. You get a sweetie

  • @RecklessInternetting They get out of their flying robots and gay high schools long enough to talk with dirty Westerners?

  • vomit-chanは関係ないだろ!いい加減にしろ!

  • watch?v=mNIK4X6EkgY Here, this girl right here. Note her OWN MOTHER SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF HER because SHE WON'T STOP SAYING IT. Now imagine that, only a full-grown woman that should know better, and no one is hitting her. This is the sound of weeaboo. This is the sound of TV Tropes. On loop. FOREVER.

  • Oh for fucking shit's sake. The "uu~" tic mentioned from Umineko no Naku no Koro Ni? The character who has it is a FUCKING EIGHT-YEAR-OLD, and one that's implied to have some kind of mental disorder as well, as she makes that noise instead of articulating herself, thought it's not clear whether she won't or she can't. Congratulations, you officially think that emulating a small possibly-brain-damaged child makes you a cool, intelligent adult. This is a success story.

  • @Delcat42 So some reason, I thought it came from haruhi-chan fanfic having something to do with a particularly eccentric character's undying love for smoked cheese...

  • @Delcat42 - Also, Maria is psychotic and kills her mother in a million different ways at one point in the series. Of course, that Troper probably thinks it's a badge of honor.

  • @Delcat42 Uu~!

  • A few years ago this troper watched Boku no Pi-

    *change*

    Oh you.

  • @TheLeafhopper any idea what boku no pico is? Is it one of those loli animes?

  • @kinggilgamesh76 If you're going to Google it, Jesus Christ put safesearch on.

  • I think I'm turning diabetic from eating too much Pocky

  • I love how 1:48 doesn't even try

  • "How dare those Chinese screw up a word that isn't their own!!11"

    On a side note, I am half Chinese and we have a rich history ourselves like every other Asian country yet some people think Japan is the cream of the crop. Funny, isn't that what the Japanese Empire thought during WWII?

  • These people would be the fucking worst irl.

  • @secretkeeperzish I don't think it's got a name. I think it's just one of those random comics made by drawfags and uploaded to 4chan, though if you Google image 'reverse weaboo' then you'll find a permenant backup of it quickly enough.

  • I hope everyone featured in this vid gets sodomized by tentacle beasts.

  • 2:04: Better stock up on oh-so-kawaii verbal tics, then I can have a self-diagnosis of Tourette's Syndrome.

  • Wow, I insulted someone in Japanese and LOLspeak and the sucker don't even realise it! Crowning Moment of Awesome!

  • tag: why japan hates us

  • I bet half of these peeps pretned they have sweat drop when they sigh... and try to act out moe angry face or some shit

  • half of the humor here is listening to the speakers mispronounce the incorrectly spelled japanese

  • anime sandler

  • Well, at least there isn't a Furry page in Troper Tales.

  • So when did the narrator give up reading it in advance to see if it is a boy or a girl?

  • "I'm not a weeaboo. I just want to learn Japanese so I can go to Japan one day where I'll have tons of friends because I watch their cartoons."

  • @Cerealbowl36

    That reminds me of a comic I found with the roles reversed: A Japanese guy got hooked onto Nicktoons, said he'd never waste his time watching Japanese animation, and that he only watches cartoons in their original "American" language. In the last panel, he grumbled about how HIS tastes (Spongebob and Fairly Oddparents) were superior to everyone else's and that he couldn't wait to go to America where he'd fit in for enjoying their cartoons. Picture that for a moment.

  • @lera980 I love that comic, my favorite part is the silk screened Spongebob shirt

  • @lera980 Yeah, that was daily dosed on /co/ for a while, I remember that.

    But, like I said before, I can't get enough of reverse weeaboos, so I totally would hang out with that guy. I'm fascinated by people fascinated by my culture. That comic's an exaggeration, but there is a niche fandom for American cartoons and comics over there; just the other day I saw a piece on Pixiv about the new Alpha Flight series, for Christ's sake. Seriously, Alpha Flight.

  • @EponymousKid

    Reverse Weeaboo makes me think of whiny comics fans who bitch and moan about anything vaguely Japanese (and therefore WEEABOO! WEEABOO!) No, not to levels where you can rightfully declare weeaboo/animesque, I mean extremely minor crap. Oh, and all anime is tentacles, hurr.

  • This series incurs repeated facepalms everytime I watch it.

    Seriously, people: WHAT THE FUCK?

    (Says the guy who wastes his time watching this shit...)

  • the way these people take in words is like primitives picking up on modern words; like they only understand it in the context said, almost like it's some kind of magic

  • Suddenly I want to punch babies now.

  • DID SOMEONE JUST SAY WEEABOO?

  • It's funny yet sad that they utterly fail to fully learn the difficult yet important language they claim to love, and they have the nerve to say they understand it completely. A shamefurr dispray.

  • *raises paw*

  • @JisakuJ

    My "Nekomimi" are perked

  • @fslpoon

    nekomimi buruma~

  • hey look on the bright side, at least these people make it obvious how terribly broken they are so they're easy to ignore and avoid. Like furries that wear tails and shit in public, or people who post on SA that have those emoticon lapel pins

  • nakama = "close friends"

    tsundere = "housewife"

    There, now TVTropes can stop talking like a fucking nerd.

  • Dpn't you love it when weeaboo insists that their incantations have no English equivalents?

    Nakama = friends

    Tsundere = batshit insane bitch

    Kawaii = cute

  • And as a bonus: Moe = pedophilic

  • Whoever thinks nakama doesn't have an English word for it is a moron. Just because friendship has more meaning in Japan doesn't make it different from friendship. It just means that in Japanese culture, friendship is more sacred. They should go to Japan and be in a school where they will get their asses kicked by the bullies there. You know what, bullies aren't just going to get them, everyone will too.

  • I'm not Japanese but I'm still offended by this.

  • I don't overdo gratuity.

  • If I watch another of these videos today, I might have an aneurism.

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  • And I thought "paws up" meant some Lady GaGa thing..

  • What's more annoying, people who use internet memes in real life or people who think they can speak Japanese because they watch subtitled anime?

  • @holditnow Two guys walk up to you in the corridor. One says to you 'Kawaii no Desu' and the other guy asks what he's saying. You tell him he's talking in gratiuitous Japansese because he's an anime fanboy. The second guy then calls the first guy MA BOI and refers to him as a dinner fanboy from then on and the first guy swears at the second guy in Japanese and uses a Dragonball Z move on him. Which of these people do you punch first?

  • @Protectorett

    trick question you punch yourself so you drive your ethmoid into your brain and die

  • @Protectorett Pop quiz, hotshot. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

  • @Protectorett "Which of these people do you punch first?"

    Neither: they'll both freeze in silence when they see me with my badass longcoat and fedora. Then I shoot a Death Glare in their direction and let out a MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. They'll explode like Hokuto no Ken.

  • @fslpoon You win the prize.

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

    Fuck it, I'm not watching the last 20 seconds.

  • This is literally the hardest episode for me to watch.

    Fuuuuuuck these fuuuuuuucking people.

  • If Japan was so great they would be China! 大便!操!

  • YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GAIJINS~!

  • @sqwrrlta31stest

    YAH I KNOW JAPANESE WORDS

    SEPPUKU, BABY

  • @EdmacZ I was able to read this comment despite it being in English.

  • @sqwrrlta31stest I'm sorry, I wasn't able to read this comment. I refuse to read anything that doesn't contain at least 50 Japanese words.

  • funny Japanese people think Americans are cocks 

  • @bikegirl2 >implying anyone in the video said anything about being American

    There's only two countries in the world, right?

  • @EponymousKid well one of the quotes involved the word high school, also and much of the terminology clearly demonstrates that most of the posters were from the USA, but no doubt a few were from other countries...

  • I feel like I shouldn't hate Japan because of people like this, but I'll be damned if it's not really, really hard to avoid putting the blame on Japan for letting these creatures become so common.

  • @SpecterM91

    Oh no, you're right in laying some of it on the Japanese. Despite what a lot of commentators here seem to assume, the Japanese in general love it when foreigners speak their language, no matter how butchered and awful it sounds. It's an affection that comes from both a great sense of pride in the Japanese tongue and a long-standing respect for trying hard, even if it always results in pitiful failure.

  • Couldn't finish this video. Sorry. I have withstood everything else up to this point, but Weabooism is where I draw the line.

  • @Redirukod im making my self watch it as i did some thing nasty to some one for no reason to day... i just puked

  • @bikegirl2 I like the way you think.

  • sorry cant do it im out

  • "Raises paw guiltily"

    I turned it off after that.

  • @CenturionRyan Dunno. I've watched some of the cartoons and it does mean I've heard the japanese language quite a bit more than I did before I started watching some of them. I do think the japanese language is very beautiful and it has a similar feel as spanish to me in some ways. It also wouldn't bother me if people used phrases they heard in latin music; actually, it used to be "hip" to say "que pasa?" as a greeting.

    The point about the cowboy hat is well taken, however.

  • This is like if a Japanese person came over to America wearing a cowboy outfit, ate exclusively at McDonalds and said "Dude" and "Yo" every other word.

  • @Krauserowns

    I would hang out with that guy for the novelty of it

  • @CaptainHusky As would I.

  • I don't think using words and phrases from other languages is that bad. :/ I've heard people do that with spanish (I'm from a spanish speaking family although I'm not very good at spanish myself). Although I guess they do it with people who actually know spanish and don't just yell "oye!" at taxis.

  • @ioaqw There's your problem. The people who do this have absolutely no connection to Japanese culture beyond watching shitty cartoons.

  • NEKO DESU KAWAII SUGOI SAYONARA NYAN RAWR

  • I'M PART JAPANESE BITCH THE PURE DIVINE BLOOD OF MY ANIME GODS FLOWETH IN MY VEINS. I AM LIKE UNTO THE JAPANESE HEROES OF OLD, LIKE HERCULES-SAMA AND ATHENYAA-CHAN, INFUSED BY THE DIVINE ESSENCE, FEASTING UPON POCKY, THE TRUE FOOD OF DIVINITY.

    YE NON-WEEABOOS, WHO HAVE SERIOUSLY LEARNED NIPPONESE MAY COME SIT UPON MY MIGHTY AHIKABARAN THRONE; ALL OTHERS MAY ROT IN ANIME HELL.

    SAYNOARA, BAKA NERDS~~~~

  • "raises paw guiltily"

    NOPE

  • No equivalent English word to nakama? How about comrade? You giant fucking pile of aspergers.

  • @samuraikarasu

    That's not really an equivalent. Quite sperging yourself. It's not more becoming just because it's being turned on weeaboo pillocks.

  • @samuraikarasu Just to clarify, not all aspies are like this. These bastards do not represent me in the slightest.

  • This troper could actually develop a real skill and be bilingual, but the only reason he even knows a bit of Japanese is because of his infatuation with anime. Sigh~

  • I thought it was impossible to actually curse in Japanese.

  • That said, I think using words that don't have an English equivalent isn't exactly gratuitous, especially when they're established fan terms.

    I'd just like to point out that I have a Pixiv account and I'm a major weeaboo and these people still piss me off.

    "I'm not a weeaboo, I just want to be Japanese!" I can't even begin to even.

  • @EponymousKid

    Nothing shameful about a Pixiv account, since they made the menu into English anyway. 'Sides, it's more or less deviantArt, just, er, Japanese and with no photogs.

  • @RomZomCom Well, I use Chrome so it translates the pages anyway. I CAN read kana but that's about it. And honestly I mostly look at fanart of US comics and cartoons, because I never get tired of reverse weeaboo shit.

  • "LOOK AT ALL THE JAPANESE I LEARNED FROM MY ANIMESSSSSSSSSS"

    What the fuck is wrong with these people, what possible reason do they have for doing this?

  • I actually give a bit of credit to whoever is underneath the "raises paw guiltily" guy. Their case is that people who do that are annoying and for once I can agree with a troper tale. Broken clock is right once every 6,000 days I guess.

  • some of the voice actors sound so depressed

    i would be depressed too

  • I feel like tearing my face off.

  • I was born in Tokyo. I want all of these people to die. A lot. A LOT. A LOOTTTTTTT.

  • >raises paw guiltily

    OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

  • @EponymousKid Fucking furries.