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  • truly disgusting. i totally hate turtles, i do not hate any living being except turtles, but i really hate them they are so UTTERLY disgusting, everything about them totally disgusts me their faces, especially their necks and their shitty shells... now seeing this video im sick to my stomach

  • Svi mi koji smo ovo videli u Ami G Show :D

  • so cute! but... how the hell did i get here

  • This sounds like brewster

    

  • lol turtle porn

  • please tell me that was his tail.

  • why does this video have 100,000 views?

  • Poor turtle 8(

  • I like turtles!

  • Turtle has a shoe fetish.

  • 0:30 Please tell me thats not his dick.

  • @jma25able1 what else should it be? his fifth leg?

  • giv the poor little horny tirtle a fuckin other girl to fuck its tryin to mate for fak sake  lol :-\

  • how did i get here?

  • Cutest O Face!

  • Easily One of my Favorite Videos of All Time!!! Turtle Power!

  • OMG thats so cute!!! O.O

  • cute and kinky...didn't know turtlies make noises..too cute

  • is it wrong if this makes me laugh?

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHHA

    a mother fucking turtle having an orgasm LOL

  • WOW, LOL

  • That is actually a Russian Tortoise.

  • this should be on youporn

  • cant exactly use his hands can he lmaooo

  • That shoe is such a whore...

  • Get some little guy!!! ^_^

  • Turtle is being dumb and !things! the old shoe is a girl-turtle, well, he decides to get this chick and takes it in the ***!

    your the dumb *thinks*

  • Arh please get him a lady turtle, made me feel sad.

  • thats.... just wrong o.o

  • I came.

  • AW! that was too adorable!

  • Lucky you didnt give some Pizza he would've kick your ass for that lol!!!!

  • Wtf xD

  • he has nice performances there ever more from some people..

  • LMAO

  • thats the same sound i make

    ahhh

    aaaaahhhh yes

  • AHHHHH TURTLE PENIS!

  • cute turtle lol the sounds he make sounds real cute but he fuckin a shoe

  • My friend has a turtle that fucking jizzed! :O

  • HI 5 SON!!

  • Why do these damn shoes get arround?

  • 128 likes 5 dislikes ? they are maybe the turtles past humpers... they are jealous

  • Lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    he making sucha cute sounds xD

  • Penis Goes Where?

  • You can see his little penis :O

  • So..is a turtle dick just their tail?

  • what can i say, this Turtle is a fucking horny...

    he could have a socks and do a successful gang-bang...HA HA HA HAAAAA....

  • actuly this is not very rare for tortoises to try to have sex with round objects..

  • omg that is the funniest video i have ever seen no joke!

  • what the fuck . thats so dumb

  • omg im crying from laughter!! WTH

  • Too cute!! A little weird but cute.

    I used to call turtles frogs and frogs turtles when I was really little. Maybe he did too and is being funny.

  • lol, poor confused bastard

  • Ahahahahahaha dirty turtle

  • its the most adorable sound ive ever fuckin hear!!!!

    its just mind numbing n______n

    DO WANT!

  • YEEY Gothic 3 in the Background

  • LOL

  • wtf :-D thats fuckin holarius :-D

  • hahahaha Franklin grew up!

  • seriously its a sign its the fking end of the time

  • Now thats what I call slow sex.

  • I didn't even know turtles made sounds!

    o.0

  • awkward but adorable

  • haha thats so cute!! :D

  • Thats the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Mad noise out of him.

  • Cute Turtle

  • He's a freaking pimp dude. Hahah get some. I like the little noise he makes XD

  • i came

  • @DudefulShait this aint no frog... (face palm)

  • @DudefulShait frog??????

  • @DudefulShait i really hope you are either kidding or 3 years old

  • fail

  • win

  • lol dat is funny... *sees a shoe* *squeak*

  • Aha! It could be a viral of shoe brand.

    Fantastic!

  • i want that turtle LOL

  • awesome

  • the funniest soud ever!

  • lo impresionante de esta basura, es el hecho de escuchar el sonido que hacen las tortugas o.o

    segun yo,.. no emitian ninguno.

    o.o

  • ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDXDXD

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  • hah

  • I wonder if turtles actually make that sound when mating with others...

  • ROFL

  • HAHAHAAA .

  • GET SOME!!!!!!!

  • lol thats so fuckin funny

  • LOL

  • This is alot like life.

  • nice shoes

  • not any more ;)

  • ROLF XD

  • hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    eaaaa

    eaaaa....

    eaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

  • o lollolololollololololololololo­lollololoolloloolololololololo­lo

  • epic ammounts of win detected

  • Wow...

  • uuulaa laa <3

  • me like it

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • well hes really tryin.

  • I always thought turtles were somewhat mute, until I hear this cute sound XD

    Poor and funny turtle~

  • Man thats one horny turtle

  • Ahaha that voice will stick in my mind sooo much. I first thought it was someone else, but then realized it was that turtle. xD

  • i hope that was his tail :/

  • Dude,

    I wish I could be that indiscriminant over what I banged. I'd be nailing all kinds of shit- stop signs, microwave ovens. You name it.

  • that was the funniest shit i have ever seen

  • Fuck!!! his dick don't touch the shoes XD really funny !! lol

  • LOL thats the best shit i ever seen

  • so sad...this is why I'm against domesticating wild animals...they end up fucking shoes....ROFL

  • Oh, poor turtle.

    It's funny, though.

  • lol hahahah

  • Poor Turtle.... He has some

  • Christ, it's that fucking noise. It haunts my dreams.

  • i laughed SO much a little bit of wee came out, true story

  • hahahha. look at his mouth

  • Lolz jos heb je dit filmpje gejat of is dit jouw schildpad? xD

  • :))

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