Christian Ice - Atheists Kill People (Jon Lajoie Remix)

[subnoize123]

The internet is weird

[xanthic14]

Christian non capisco questa tua maniacale fissazione con i religiosi. Credo che la religione dia solo una buona opportunità all'uomo di essere ciò che sarebbe comunque.

[Plausiblesarge]

hurry up and post the link at the end

[rabbercio]

Christian dopo questa diventi il mio idolo... e te lo dice uno che non lo dice mai a nessuno... ma se mi ci metti Lajoie... lo diventi di diritto

[UcIhAaSasukeWolf696]

Bravo christian ice!! :)

[ELBRUCOITA]

@christianIce sei tu a 1.00?

[ELBRUCOITA]

@christianIce 1:00 sei tu?

[guitarzeroh]

@:16

'lookahdat...'

what a dolt chump; i do slang too but.. for myth's sake c'mon yo that's just toy shit ~

Greydon Square will decimate u

[RacoonCH]

Christian assomiglia a Charles Manson xD

[pulp7theman]

Oh, come on! let's not be so serious love it!

[gigipggd2]

All right comes from God! lol

[FrankLightheart]

That was beautiful!

Just a compilation of all the stupid things people say about atheists set to a smooth beat I can dance to.

[greenrage247]

lulz

[ImmortalNaraku]

@Falcor097 No sir. But you should google "what trolls want you to believe" It's so true sir.

[Trauncher]

@Falcor097 The non belief in something mythological is NOT a religion. but go on thinking what you want. if it makes you feel better.

[ImmortalNaraku]

Bill's part was my favorite part. And the guy's reactions

[ImmortalNaraku]

@Falcor097 Not believing in Odin is also a religion. Your argument is retarded, sir.

[infernoboi92]

wait, we kill people??? woah...so the way i've been eating them all along is doing it wrong =(

[cyxgun]

@Falcor097 You've revealed yourself to be ignorant by claiming that atheism is a religion. Your argument is invalid, douchebag.

[CaptJiggles]

0:41

[Noidhole88]

Anyone know what the video of the mom yelling at the kid to be christian is called?

[thissailorja]

@Noidhole88 Pissed Catholic Mother is the name of the video and i found it in 3 seconds on youtube

[TheWildbetta]

@Noidhole88 watch?v=3YSXKlO7qjA ;)

[ORNITORI8]

eeeiiiii li metti i sottotitoli?

[gunnerfan87]

This deserve a 1000X more views

[Plausiblesarge]

I have an anus up my rectum. What do I do?

[youryes]

@Plausiblesarge pray dude...just pray for it to go away

[GummoNZ]

Love the forward roll at 1:54

[EveryBodySucks100]

this song sounds like FL studio made, i'm i wrong?

[1TheLoneWolf1]

Best parody on youtube. I love this lol

[1TheLoneWolf1]

@ 1:24 "Homo-sex is sin. It''s evil to have an anus up your rectum. It's EEEVIL!" Lmao!

[MartianSanta]

Americans are so dumb

[Laitharex]

@MartianSanta Fuck you, man.

I'm Canadian, and the Americans are AWWRIGHT!

[1TheLoneWolf1]

@Laitharex

And I'm English, and I like Americans too.

Radical christian Americans are dumb, but then again so are radical christians in the UK annd everywhere else.

[MartianSanta]

@Laitharex how could a bunch of imperialistic religious loonies who believe their sky daddy made them from dirt to destroy the earth, how can they be alright?

your lucky to have been born a Canadian and not an ignorant redneck hillbilly baboon.

maybe only in places like Pakistan or Iran you may find religious fruit cakes like the one you find in the Fascist States of America.

[Laitharex]

@MartianSanta Yea, it's not that bad, in fact, Almost every "American" Is an alright person, except for the Hillbillys, of course.

I like the US, Hell even citizens there can buy (and use) guns in self defense and not go to prison for life.

I think in all honesty that the laws there are some of, if not the best civil codes on the Earth today.

Add to that more freedoms than many other countries like NOT BEING WATCHED BY A CAMERA everywhere you go, for instance and you have yourself a win.

[ShinjukuHH]

Atheism: The new gay.

[Laitharex]

@ShinjukuHH HAY!

[WitchHunter93]

DARK SIDED

[LimesNorrlandicus]

"anus to the rectum" explain to me how?!

"is eeeevil"

"tide goes in tide goes out"

HAHAHA

[0800dickheads]

this is the fourth time i have watched this vid. Classic

[joeyt5000]

Pow!

[justinvengeance]

this is an excellent video lol

[Kariakas]

This is well done, I would have slightly preferred a chorus made from mixing comments also but great job none the less. The spirit of truth is epic, the FOX commentators are beyond abnoxious, the crazy woman yelling at her son about christmas is hopelessly indoctrinated to the point of hating her children (christmas wasn't originally christian rofl @ the ignorance) and the fat ugly chick preaching is a fine example of nonsense giving an idiot power over others(religion in a nutshell).

[klimoz23]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL

[sandorhn]

Id like someone to upload a 10hour loop of oreilly with tide goes in tide goes out 2:33-2:49 fav part

[mjlgaard]

This is quality entertainment the whole family can enjoy. Well done, sir.

[anthonyjfuchs19]

Except that atheists don't kill people. If they did, they would represent more than 0.2% of the prison population in this country. Unless you're suggesting that atheists who kill people almost always get away with it because of their superior intellects.

[LucasI3434]

@anthonyjfuchs19 cough cough

Satire

cough cough

[SorryStamin]

@anthonyjfuchs19 ITS A CONSPIRACY BY OBAMA. TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS.

[anarimus]

@MrJerryTodd1960 Please provide falsifiable evidence that said "god" exists until you can there is no reason whatsoever to believe.

[DocReasonable]

@MrJerryTodd1960

This person is a dangerous psychopath who has repeatedly threatened me with physical violence simply because I accept evolution as a fact.

He's been reported to YouTube and the relevant authorities, so we won't have to put up his abuse for much longer.

[ScottiGrt]

@MrJerryTodd1960 Prove it.

[TheRedWarden]

@MrJerryTodd1960 You may be taken a bit more seriously if you don't use caps

[themediocrenontheist]

"Gods don't kill people; people with gods kill people." - anonymous

[gauravpandeyamu]

I love the "Tide goes in tide goes out" part. Bill O' Reilly,you are always a fun to watch.

[Trauncher]

100% of children are born atheists.. until they are taught to be mythologists.

[MrFalangist]

@Trauncher

thats not true !

[rodok777]

@Trauncher No, 100% of children are born without religion. Atheism is a religious belief against divinity. The dictionary describes it as "a doctrine or belief that there is no God". Children are born without any knowledge of religion, including atheism.

[Trauncher]

@rodok777 I am not an atheist. I am a non theist.  I am also a Non Astrologer, a Non Superman Believe, an Non PeterPanist...

Atheism is YOUR label for me. I need no label... You need the label so that you have something to persecute me over.

[rodok777]

@Trauncher Good for you. You are seeking to not be labeled just like all the other rebellious children that these modern times have produced (and please don't tell me your actual age, I don't care to know you or your life story). I never said what I believe, nor do I care what you believe, that is irrelevant. I was correcting your use of language, because you said "100% of children are born atheists", I was correcting you saying that 100% of children are born without belief, atheism is a belief.

[Trauncher]

@rodok777 Atheism is a non belief. its not a belief. It's based on evidence. not the lack of it. This is where you are completely confused. Its also the tired argument that religionists use... hence the assumption.

The best advice... Evolve.

[Trauncher]

@rodok777 BTW: its 54. rebellion has absolutely nothing to do with anything. but if that makes you feel superior, then believe what you want. your mind is obviously closed, and you are painfully misinformed. rationalization is the symptom of an underlying doubt.

[rodok777]

@Trauncher If you are trying to troll, have fun. I simply posted that to remind the 82 people that liked your comment to check the dictionary and do study before agreeing with you.

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@rodok777 You have your definition of atheism all wrong, atheism is a reservement of judgement until the religious side meets their subordinal burden of proof, it's the null hypothesis, the starting point. So he was right, 100% of all kids are born atheists.

[rodok777]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE I'm sorry but I believe you are confused. That is closer to the definition of being agnostic. What source did you get that definition from?

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@rodok777 Agnostic definition is: One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God. b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism, that is not what I said at all. Atheism is the null hypothesis, it's the lack of belief in a God, not a belief or a belief system as some religious people like to say.

[rodok777]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE That is why I said closer to Agnosticism, not that it was. As I said though, the definition of Atheism in most text books and web sites that I have seen (and even the one given by an Atheist acquaintance of mine) is that it is an opposition to the belief of deities, not a simple non-belief. What you are describing I see best described as Apatheism. To be specific, Apathic Agnosticism. But even still, children are not born with one belief or another, so they are not even Apatheist

[ChristianIce]

@rodok777

We use labels to describe people in a generic way.

Atheists describe themselves as people who don't believe in deities.

When somebody says that "children are born atheists" it simply means that without the religious propaganda and the indoctrination, they would, as grownups, laugh at those superstitions exactly as atheists do.

Who doesn't believe is called an Atheist, if you want to know more about himself you have to talk with him, and to me ... Agnostics are just pussies :)

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@rodok777 That is just semantics, every child is born an atheist which is the rejection rather than opposition of God, the same way every child is born not believing in bigfoot, or the flying spaghetti monster. Atheism is the null hypothesis, the starting point, for someone to be agnostic they have to be first aware of the possible existence of God, which kids are not.

[rodok777]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE To be atheist you must be aware as well. Here let me give you another dictionary description: "rejecting: to refuse to have, take, recognize, etc.". The rejection of a deity is the refusal. If you have no idea you are being offered chicken then you are not rejecting it by not eating some. Same thing applies here. If a child has no idea they are being offered religious option or even what the options are, they cannot reject an option.

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@rodok777 Yes but children do not believe in a God until they are taught by their parents about one. An atheist is someone who does not believe in God, therefore kids are atheists, "

The theory or belief that God does not exist.", children do not believe God exists, therefore they are atheists, because atheist is the starting point and is the null hypothesis, where EVERYONE starts.

[rodok777]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE Yes, but they also have not been taught to NOT believe in God. Therefore, they are not atheists. If you read what you just said, you would understand that.

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@rodok777 You don't have to be taught to not believe in God...Atheism isn't like christianity, it is the NULL hypothesis, nobody believes in him until they are brainwashed into doing so.

[rodok777]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE I see that you understand the concepts correctly, you just don't understand the application of words. I am not going to continue to argue if you just refuse to see what I am trying to inform you of. I just hope that you look through an English book and see if that helps you.

[rodok777]

@rodok777 And quite frankly, the word "Brainwashed" is awfully one sided and offensive, I would suggest not using it if you expect anyone to take you seriously.

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@rodok777 So you end with an ad hominem and retreat, stay classy good sir, and yes I shall say brainwash, because that is exactly what it is and is exactly what the majority of christians say muslims do to their kids and fail to realize they are guilty of the same crime, they shouldn't fill an impressionable child's head with fairy tales and instead let them decide themselves when they are capable of logical reasoning instead of hardwiring it into their brains.

[MichaelPAUSA]

LOL Fauxed News, Neo-Cons, Crazy Evangelicals, ect. Nothing new here (laughs). Coming from a Catholic these so called Christians make me sick to my stomach. They embrace EVERYTHING Christ stood against with a passion. My apologies to the rest of the world for being the home of these American self serving morons.

[Tommyr]

Wow, religious nuts are really stretching things with this video. This is just flat out PATHETIC! 

[ZC0W]

2,000 people are atheists 500 don't understand the vid and 50 are Christian

[wooddabers]

I've had an anus in my rectum for so long now, they're virtually indistinguishable from eachother :D

[jlc012]

Love It!!

[euroman32589]

fuckin awsome video mix

[ostbagen]

Atheism don't kill people, people kill people.

[juuonse]

This is too awsum!

[somekindofpie]

Whos that fat retarded screecher bitch with 5 teeth and sever mental retardation?

[somekindofpie]

@somekindofpie To be more specific, the one that was like "HES NOT A CHIRRRRISTITITIANANANA PFFT BLGUGHGH HAHGHGH UHUH HH UHHH *drools and flails arms around"

[thirdleftturn]

@somekindofpie Her name is Marguerite Perrin, aka 'The God Warrior'. The clip is from the reality TV show Trading Spouses, after she had spent time with a pagan family.

[rotcivzag]

@thirdleftturn it was fun because the pagan family designated the money given at the end of the show to get her the operation she desperately needed (guess which one was that ¬¬)... she took the money any ways XD.

[shadesters]

I own a gun but I don't go around gunning down christards, I must fail at the atheismum too!

[deanosumo]

She's not a ChrisTIAAAAN!!!



[Egag642]

Wow, I thought this video was really funny until I seen the "mother" yelling at her kid for thinking differently. Then I just got angry. Fuck her.

[leeroy4022]

wow i hate christains

[Verac1ty]

@leeroy4022 I hate religious people in general!

[JGvisions]

oh my, the mom with the blonde hair is so intense,lol. i wonder what was going on in that kids mind when his mom was in his face like that?

[ag7g]

So is this video on the side of reason or religion? The message is not clear.

[shadesters]

@ag7g Watch his "All religions are stupid" video and you will get the picture, it's a funny video

[1212JackJohnson]

@ag7g You're joking - right?

[stiimuli]

very creative, very catchy. Well done =)

[TheStoicPoet]

Bill O'reilley doesnt know bout dem tides HAHA must be an act of got and not the gravity and rotation of celestial bodies.. that would be crazy atheist talk! might as well start burning scientist and doctors for practicing witchcraft

[tubetib]

Great mix! Thank you a lot.

[finalfansix]

lol



[baxtar2012]

Love the video. Thanks for putting all of the religious fucktards together in one clip it really points out how stupid religion can be.

[BdrLenny]

@:18 the fool has said in his heart there is no God...

For wise men say it aloud...

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

this should have more views

[UnluckyGambler]

rofl the tides part cracked me up. i love that interview.

[jesusshaves]

Gretchen Carlson is so fucking stupid.

[Jaymaul009]

BUT WHERE DO THE RIGHTS COME FROM!?!

[leejs]

@Jaymaul009 The government and the constitution.

[Jaymaul009]

@leejs Well not quite...

[leejs]

@Jaymaul009 Then where do they come from? All the rights Americans enjoy come from the constitution and rulings by the various courts since the right of said constitution. As a Canadian my rights come from British legal history and the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. This is why it is always important to fight for your rights. Because they are granted by the government they can be taken away at any time unless you're willing to stand up and fight.

[leejs]

@leejs More specifically, as a Canadian I have freedom of speech, but only up to the point it infringes on hate speech. But as a Canadian living in Korea, my free speech is significantly curtailed, ie I can't participate in political protests. Moreover, I cannot get a second job, I can only work where I currently am employed. Those are the some of the rights and restrictions placed on me by the Korean government. Many people have fought for increased rights, but it is gvt that grants them

[TigerAnusStew]

@Jaymaul009 by virtue of being alive. 

[OkamsRazer]

So part of their argument that if 85% believe something it means something?....its easy it means an "ad populum fallacy". 50% of the Country used to believe slavery was okay too doesnt make it true.

[themediocrenontheist]

@OkamsRazer Bandwagon fallacy/appeal to popularity is indeed often used to say, "Hey, the majority of people believe what I believe, so it must have something to it." Of course, Christians, Muslim, Mormons, et cetera seem to forget that they began with only twelve men, a man praying in a cave, and a man with some golden plates, respectively. These truths couldn't be "more" true today, just because more people believe. No correlation there, as you've stated.

[megaszx08]

Bread goes in, toast come out! You can't explain that atheist!

[iRiggers]

Does anyone know where I can get black frozen babies please?

I'm so tired of Filipino babies, they're way too bony.. cheap but bony

I fancy some fat black babies, yummy!

[dave474c]

I'm an atheist and the voice in my head is telling me to only kill creationists.

Are they people?

[Michale26]

jesus christ.....



[baldieman64]

Arrrrh. MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING!

Damn that was bad.

I kinda like the sentiment but the last thing we need is an atheist answer to "Christian rock".

As to the rap, I'll stick with the mighty "Goldie lookin chain" and "Guns don't kill people"

[Wrath0fKhan]

Did you see that biceps? Must be the work of Jebus!

[max2right]

Good job.

[gamepro94z]

fucking loved it!!! Yeah explain the tides!!! AKA GOD and the moon might help a little

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

I love being from Europe

[feralaesthetic]

Notice how none of the news clips are from accredited media outlets. By that I mean they're all from Fox. Lmao

[feralaesthetic]

I lol'd at the troll.

[joakeimmcgrath]

1:31 I used to be a Christian like her. Then i took an anus to the rectum.

[deanosumo]

Thumbs up if you hate Gretchen Carlson!

[Eric1251]

this actually made me laugh.

[Holdxmyxbusterxblade]

Atheists always have way more fun ;D

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

ITS NOT CHRISTIANEH

[tiamat1296]

wow!atheists are parasites??lmao!thats complete fear from all the religions!!!!

[teapotagnostic96]

You know its funny, religious people say their rights come from god but the whole idea of god is a monarchy.

[bopp9]

Having an anus up your rectum, is much more painful, than having a dick up your penis.

[MatawanBullShark]

Just go done raping and my first 3 goats for the day, I'll get to drinking their blood in a moment; MAN I LOVE BEING AN ATHIEST!!!!!

[peredebeeste]

hilarious! how many where killed in the name in of religion? bilions! how many have been killed in the name of atheism? 0!!!!

[odenwalt]

Seriously???? all religious people are a joke, they can't prove thier deity exsists yet they claim victory. As much of a joke as the video.

[1TheLoneWolf1]

"It's evil to have an anus up your rectum. It's evil!"

[irtehpwn09]

this was so funny :D , it also illustrates the hysteria some creationists believe, rather than actually looking at how atheists conduct themselfs :).

[1TheLoneWolf1]

I'd say the woman at 00:42 was possessed by the devil, if I didn't know any better and was a christian, lmao.

[weskos]

I can't seem to get my babies properly eviscerated. I keep accidentally loving and nurturing them instead. I fail at teh atheismum.

[elspoko]

@weskos I tried eating my kids. They turned into productive citizens.

We fail.

[Tommyr]

@weskos I eat mine with Gold's horseradish. Puts an extra Zing to them!

[odenwalt]

Classic work for an unemployed douchebag. My appologies we live in a throw away society, I meant disposable douche. Not gonna give Jon Lajoie the option of being reused. Really? Get a job. Move out of your parent's basement. Come to terms the crap you are doing isn't going to get you an after life. I am sure jesus has a use for you in heaven like a disposable douche.

[hiorka]

@odenwalt RAWR! I'm Christian and I can't take a joke, face facts, or humbly accept defeat! RAWR!

Sorry, figured I'd translate the rage. XD

[SmallFries01]

@odenwalt Jesus in heaven?! who is that, some bartender in a club in Ibiza? sounds like fun where do I sign up!

[kelbykross1]

check out yale college's open courses if you want to arm yourselves with the historical account of how Judaism came into being, and what the cultural tradition meant to them.

So are we supposed to go out and get guns now? as long as i get a cool shirt like jon

[RealFreak69]

The world makes more sense with Christianity? Funny that the world makes even more sense with "Shit happens".

[GreenyFool]

Sacrifician is an entirely religious tradition. Abraham was the one willing to murder his son for Yahweh, and in Judges Jephthah sacrificed his daughter. Remind me, who is it who sacrifices babies?

[fatouche99]

Just kicked a puppy. TGIF, bitches.

[AtheistExplains]

Time to have my bar-b-qued baby sandwich.

[queentrissa]

LMAO Very cleverly put together. I had a lot of laughs.

[420gma]

 Good video !

[SkepticalBliss]

This is so "F-ing" funny - almost as funny as having an anus up your rectum...

[KyuubiDragon4]

Almost didn't catch what that hat woman said at 1:30; "to have an anus up your rectum". AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[75egcg]

This is awesome, but I can't remember if i came here because of jon lajoie or thunderf00t

[darkmater4tm]

Shut up atheists. Tide goes in, tide goes out. You know it in your heart that it does.

[LilProveInn]

this needs a 10 hours version, is fucking hilarious!

[LilProveInn]

lets all relax and play Forza 4 :D

[LOGIC42369]

@LilProveInn FUCK YEA!