@NeedhamDG no shit, seeing how slowbeef you know MADE LP's to begin with and hes seeing the ass fuckery its become when untalented annoying peices of trash like deceased crab he had to make this account and rag on this dumbasses
Wait, what's so bad about deceasedcrab? I've got no idea, other than the fact that he sometimes chooses horrible games to let's play and he hams it up. Can someone please inform me?
@DragoonBoom He picks games no one's heard of, aren't fun and aren't fun to watch, and follows it all up with incredibly boring dialogue filled with cheezy catch phrases that are just plain annoying. To top it all off he(last time I checked) prevents anyone from ever saying anything or rating any of his videos. Essentially isolating himself in an inescapable crap bubble. Although I just gathered that from videos Retsupurae have posted and have no actual opinions other than his dialogue bores me.
@pieemperor Yeah, I've gotta agree with that. I started watching his videos with the Act Raiser LP and thought his over-the-top persona complimented the game. Judging from two other select LPs of his which weren't done in his "usual" demeanor, I assumed that he acts in a different way for each video. But no, turns out that he hams it up for pretty much all of them. There's definitely good videos under his name, it's just that he does so many lps that no human should watch.
@DragoonBoom He started off as a SA lper and even had some respect, but slowly he's become more of a punchline spammer that's incredibley predictable much like most other 'youtube celebrities', and the same boring 'wacky' retro games he plays does not help.
I dunno if this Retsupurae, also coming from SA, is a light hearted slap on the back to DeceasedCrab, or they're being serious about the difficulty it is to watch a DeceasedCrab video.
I'll be honest, there are two DeceasedCrab LP's I enjoy. Namely, "Let's Make DeceasedCrab Play Deadly Towers!" and "Let's Make MadamLuna play Shadowgate!" Probably because having someone to play off of makes commentary that much better (Retsupurae wouldn't work as a one-man show, for instance, no matter who was doing it). Of course, if DC is a dick in other areas, that's another matter entirely.
It's too bad you can't get the way he alienates his fans into video form, because that seems more fit of abuse than his actual LPs. I mean, to be honest, his LPs at least made me aware of games i wouldn't have otherwise played. the guy would be okay in my book if he didn't go through his comments with a fine tooth comb making sure he tells someone when their comment isn't positive in the RIGHT WAY.
@BabbyPyro You know what's funny? Sometimes he'll remove your comment, not because it offends him, not because it's incorrectly positive, but because it is a reply to someone else, and mentioning a website he has a page on. Literally nothing to do with him at all. He didn't make the page, but he's known on it. The moment he saw TV Tropes in a comment, he deleted it, said "Just stop." and, after I poked him asking what I did wrong, blocked me, whilst calling me an idiot. I can see why he's hated.
@BabbyPyro You've not seen the responses to the comments that DIDN'T make the cut. Seriously, make a perfectly acceptable comment which references TV Tropes. Unless, of course, you like being able to comment on his videos.
I love how Slowbeef and Diabeetus can BARELY stand QueenieZ and all the others, but the combo of DeceasedCrab and this shitty game is so overwhelmingly awful that the video is only fifteen fucking seconds long before they say "fuck this" and have to stop the fucking video hahahah! I think this one's my favorite so far, along with the one of Cornshaq playing Super Mario 2 exclusively as Luigi. I simply cannot start my day without watching some retsupurae.
@Rocky183 BAAAAWWWW I PISS AND MOAN IN JEWTUBE COMMENTS WHEN SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION DIFFERS FROM MY OWN. That's my impression of you, but I'm sure you knew that already.
I wasn't whining, I just found your post very unnecessary, seen as you're stating the obvious ("the video is only fifteen fucking seconds long before they say "fuck this" and have to stop the fucking video hahahah!") and giving your opinion when nobody cares.
@Rocky183 So, because YOU personally do not care about my opinion that immediately means that everyone else doesn't either? By that logic, there'd be no point in YouTube having a comments section. Maybe if you'd lose your sociopathy and crooked logic you'd make it farther in life than trolling YouTube. However, you have clearly proven to be incapable of even the slightest show of empathy. I truly feel sorry for you, take care and I hope your struggle against your mental illness ends soon.
I'm just not sure what the problem is, since his LPs seem decent enough. Not my favorite, but there've been worse. That's why I don't really understand where this comes from.
You mean the ones where he whined and complained constantly in his nasally little voice about how terrible the game/plot was and how much of an imposition it was for him to LP it, ending in him heavily moderating his comments (as he does all his videos) bashing and blocking anyone that isn't saying anything remotely sycophantic about him?
Yeah, for an obstinate, delusional d-bag, he isn't all that bad I suppose!
I meant the one where he LPed a game in which his typical vocabulary provided a lighter side to the somewhat depressing game, easpecialy through 6 Days. You could've also checked the LP instead of just pressing your hands to your keyboard and making regurgitating noises. He only complained with the sex-scene, he blocks only who deserves it, and retsupurae fans are nothing better when it comes to bashing for critique. If your opinion is flawed, so be it, but then at least keep it to yourself.
@BackgroundBailey Yup. And I bet if I did an LP they'd hate me too. Cuz, I don't wanna buy a capture card. No seriously, all retsupurae does is bitch and wine about deceasedcrab. If they hate him so much, why watch his vids?
@BakuMamX Because its funny as fuck when they make fun of him if you watch one of his other videos they say they dont even watch him except for retsupuraes and also you seem to be defeating your own logic you say "if you dont like him why watch him" and "all he does is bitch and wine.." well if you dont like retsupuraes then why are you watching this video and why are you bitching and whining about it?
@EponymousKid Well...it depends. Normally, no, an LP on a broken game would normally suck no matter who does it. But then again, Slowbeeft did an LP on both Dead to Rights and Dead to Rights: Retribution and both were great LPs, funny and entertaining. So I'll at least say it kinda depends on how bad the game really is and who's doing the LP.
That being said, I've tried to watch a DC LP in order to be fair and I just don't see the appeal.
@SonikFan80 Yeah, it was a worse version of New Super Mario for the DS. Which, and this is coming from a dude who did new game plus in the original SMB, was so bad I couldn't finish; I think I got like to world 3.
2 toads in 4 player is enough for it to be a bad game, just fucking by itself. No excuse for that.
But the point is not in that the game is bad, it's how the player treat it; it's was a "bad game" LP.
Go watch blip . tv/demoniasanctus/episode-3417230, and the rest of the LP.
@loldude83 Not going to diss your opinions of New Super Mario Bros, but lots of people really like that game, and lots of people agree with them. Just be careful who you say such opinions around, unless you want a few more thousand word essays in your comment box.
@loldude83 out of curiosity I've watched the LP's you've mentioned, and seen some of the shittiest LP's on the internet. This is where it REALLY comes down to personal preference to the point where you can only vaguely tell somebody what goes on in each LP.
@lich109 I'm confused, are you saying the ones I mentioned are shitty?
If not then I really don't know what you're talking about, because obviously it's comedy and comes down to personal preference, but that said, pretty much everyone who I know of who watched the Sonic 2006 or NSMB, thought it was hilarious. And captain Novolin, shit that's in my top 10 funniest things I've ever seen.
You can have your opinions, but I was just responding to BackgroundBailey's statement.
@loldude83 My statement was that, yes it does come down to personal preference to the point where you can't tell somebody what they'll like beforehand. I saide SOME of the LP's, for example, the sonic 2006 one sucked, it was barely an LP, and something anybody could have RP'd, the NSMB was decent, Captain Novolin (which I knew about beforehand) was awesome, comedy for people is almost entirely subjective.
.....Now I have to play this game. It's like the time I went to blockbuster in TX, asking for super man sixty four, and they had the BOX but not the game. I asked why and they said who ever had it last never brought it back. I asked around and found out why, they burned the cartridge, and I found out why they burned it. I've yet to play the game, and I know it's terrible but I HAVE this urge to play it myself just to understand how truly bad it is. Is it wrong to want that, knowing it sucks ass?
UltraJMan is trash, he is just some little punk kid, saying bad words and being bad at games, DC though, is pretty good. watch his plays of 'Cave Story' or 'Iji" his newest one before judging. He had LP'ed a lot of crap games though...
DC called me stupid, 'cos i told him he was LPing the John DeFoe Quadrology out of chronological order; he said your supposed to play them in the order they were made and not chrono. WTF "supposed"?!?!!?!? >O
The games shouldn't go out of order. They all contain spoilers for the ones before them except for the first one, which in fact, doesn't have a game before it.
The first time you played the series? In chrono-order? Because that would be full of spoilers, and ruin certain parts of the series, which I find to be stupid. You probably just saw the numbers in the titles of the game and figured they were in order.
and he said your supposed to play it in his order, like there's a disclaimer at the begining of each game that says " u hav no freewill. play that game before this."
I have the freewill to shoot myself in the face, but I don't do it just because. They were meant to be played out of order, (5,7,6) because there are spoilers to the plot involved. Why would you want to deny yourself of that enjoyment?
@A6YHUTYFITTUYV7 You don't even have an account, do you? His threads are oft highly rated, and all of them are on the LP recommended reading list. Why am I even talking to a troll like you? And what the fuck is with that username, anyway? Fuck off back to UltraGayMan, cocksucker.
It works out better that way. No spam accounts, no GANGSTAS 4 LYFE bullshit, seriously why don't you consider it and just see how much greener the grass is over here?
And it's not that you not joining pisses me off, it's that you go off and actually think there is a better place on the Internet. Which obviously means you haven't been around them parts.
I'm actually subbed to deceased crab.
Majorasword64 2 weeks ago
DeceasedCrab is pretty cool..
raocowology 3 weeks ago
What have you got against DeceasedCrab? I think he's pretty funny. :3
fanofmessiaen 4 weeks ago
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... Wow that was a waste of seconds. Your channel is based on crying about other LPers? Someone has to, I gueessss??...
NeedhamDG 4 weeks ago
@NeedhamDG no shit, seeing how slowbeef you know MADE LP's to begin with and hes seeing the ass fuckery its become when untalented annoying peices of trash like deceased crab he had to make this account and rag on this dumbasses
jsh020 3 weeks ago
@jsh020 Look what happened to Minecraft. It,s painful just to think about it DX
Anzariel 3 weeks ago 2
@Anzariel yes exactly, slowbeef is trying to make it up to the world for creating these assfuckery
jsh020 3 weeks ago
@NeedhamDG Comedy is not crying. I barely even watch LPs, and love these guys.
kaz3kag3gaara 2 weeks ago
Youtube's very first Let's Not!
MrAPT1 1 month ago 10
Wait, what's so bad about deceasedcrab? I've got no idea, other than the fact that he sometimes chooses horrible games to let's play and he hams it up. Can someone please inform me?
DragoonBoom 1 month ago
@DragoonBoom He picks games no one's heard of, aren't fun and aren't fun to watch, and follows it all up with incredibly boring dialogue filled with cheezy catch phrases that are just plain annoying. To top it all off he(last time I checked) prevents anyone from ever saying anything or rating any of his videos. Essentially isolating himself in an inescapable crap bubble. Although I just gathered that from videos Retsupurae have posted and have no actual opinions other than his dialogue bores me.
pieemperor 1 month ago
@pieemperor Yeah, I've gotta agree with that. I started watching his videos with the Act Raiser LP and thought his over-the-top persona complimented the game. Judging from two other select LPs of his which weren't done in his "usual" demeanor, I assumed that he acts in a different way for each video. But no, turns out that he hams it up for pretty much all of them. There's definitely good videos under his name, it's just that he does so many lps that no human should watch.
DragoonBoom 1 month ago
@DragoonBoom He started off as a SA lper and even had some respect, but slowly he's become more of a punchline spammer that's incredibley predictable much like most other 'youtube celebrities', and the same boring 'wacky' retro games he plays does not help.
I dunno if this Retsupurae, also coming from SA, is a light hearted slap on the back to DeceasedCrab, or they're being serious about the difficulty it is to watch a DeceasedCrab video.
PowerfrogsBeotch 1 month ago 3
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can't post comments on any of his videos without approval now lol
Andyisnotgood 1 month ago
can't post comments on any of his videos without approval now lol
Andyisnotgood 1 month ago
5 seconds, that's a new record for "fastest RP".
Goldbloodeddragon 1 month ago
I'll be honest, there are two DeceasedCrab LP's I enjoy. Namely, "Let's Make DeceasedCrab Play Deadly Towers!" and "Let's Make MadamLuna play Shadowgate!" Probably because having someone to play off of makes commentary that much better (Retsupurae wouldn't work as a one-man show, for instance, no matter who was doing it). Of course, if DC is a dick in other areas, that's another matter entirely.
divcotta 6 months ago
@divcotta Diabetes did it alone, worked out pretty damn good if you ask me. It all comes down to preparation and talent.
F3tusRape 2 months ago in playlist RPing the LPs 3
@F3tusRape No such thing as talent. There's typecasting, being born into good families and luck ofc, but hard work rules over all.
DragoonBoom 1 month ago
@DragoonBoom By that logic, HCBailly would be the best LP'er on YT.
Nidair 1 month ago
Best Retsupurae ever!
Killershadow666999 6 months ago
Fucking brilliant.
salvo711 7 months ago
Thank you both for ending it like that. My eyes are bad enough
mardar18 7 months ago 17
.................................ugh
Leoofmoon 8 months ago
Why is this video so long?
CommanderMantis 8 months ago
What's wrong with deceasedcrab, why won't they do him? lol
Redtrooper2 9 months ago
He blocked me for spelling "response" wrong when I sent him an apology note for sending the wrong response video to him.
gamingguy12 9 months ago
@gamingguy12 That sounds like DeceasedCrab.
UmbreonMessiah 1 month ago
@UmbreonMessiah That's because it is.
NightKev 1 month ago 2
I love the way that you have the ability to make Gaddafi feel bad. Good job Sirs
AlphaKennyOneHard 9 months ago
He blocked me because I said I liked the widescreen feature that Youtube added a couple years ago.
OneWithTheNight 9 months ago 9
im deceased crab and ive never played this game before
chafenhimer 10 months ago 5
Wow, just wow. I tried watching the actual video, and my Flash Player plugin crashed.
Sneep29 10 months ago 115
More views than the LP, I love it.
Atma505 11 months ago 108
I actually like DC.....
thedrumbeaterguy 11 months ago
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@thedrumbeaterguy
you nigger
Zenotwapal 11 months ago
@BackgroundBailey Eh, true. Slowbeef's done some pretty sick LPs on bad games (Sprung is another one, without going into the Retsufrash LPs).
EponymousKid 1 year ago
has anyone in history manged to make the retsupurae guys after 5 sec's say no way, thats too shitty to even comment on
redakdal 1 year ago
Couldn't last 6 seconds?xD
4tailedNaruto777 1 year ago
There's like one video where Diabetus and DC Lets Play together.
yillow1 1 year ago
While I idolize DeceasedCrab, I understand why they wouldn't want to sit through his videos.
jellywillreturn 1 year ago
@jellywillreturn He was an irritating dick who closed his own threads and refused to take polite advice.
Slowbeef just threatens to permaban me all the time.
Slaanash 1 year ago
@Slaanash
Over here on 4chan, the only problem is the lack of mods here.
vitralizer 1 year ago
@youtubuser10 How so? I only asked because I tried watching one of his videos and I passed out from the boredom.
BackgroundBailey 1 year ago
these guys are hilarious
twistedzombie5 1 year ago
haha :)
forlvadell 1 year ago
It's too bad you can't get the way he alienates his fans into video form, because that seems more fit of abuse than his actual LPs. I mean, to be honest, his LPs at least made me aware of games i wouldn't have otherwise played. the guy would be okay in my book if he didn't go through his comments with a fine tooth comb making sure he tells someone when their comment isn't positive in the RIGHT WAY.
BabbyPyro 1 year ago 6
@BabbyPyro You know what's funny? Sometimes he'll remove your comment, not because it offends him, not because it's incorrectly positive, but because it is a reply to someone else, and mentioning a website he has a page on. Literally nothing to do with him at all. He didn't make the page, but he's known on it. The moment he saw TV Tropes in a comment, he deleted it, said "Just stop." and, after I poked him asking what I did wrong, blocked me, whilst calling me an idiot. I can see why he's hated.
MrSmegheneghan 1 year ago
@MrSmegheneghan to be honest, he's done nothing to me, but I've seen his responses to some comments.
BabbyPyro 1 year ago
@BabbyPyro You've not seen the responses to the comments that DIDN'T make the cut. Seriously, make a perfectly acceptable comment which references TV Tropes. Unless, of course, you like being able to comment on his videos.
MrSmegheneghan 1 year ago
Flawless critique gentlemen.
DeimionWolf 1 year ago
I don't like DeceasedCrab either. His Singing Ninja Tank song was funny though.
gaminggoddess85 1 year ago
Charisma burns them. It BUUUUURNS them!
inferno232 1 year ago 3
Best retsuprae ever. XD
BrokenLuck 1 year ago
Thankfully, I've forgotten every experience with Deceased Crab.
... It's probably because none of his videos are memorable. At all.
Crazygamer6 1 year ago
The second I heard his voice, I literally yelped "OH GOD NO!!!" XD
To me, his voice is like the sound of gunfire to a veteran.
TheReasonWhyGuy 1 year ago
DC is awesome
jeremyplusharleah34 1 year ago
@jeremyplusharleah34 i know, the batman series is genius!
pyramidheadkitten9 1 year ago
@pyramidheadkitten9 yes it is!
jeremyplusharleah34 1 year ago
OMIGOD EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M GETTING A HEADACHE. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
pantslesswrock 1 year ago
PUSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!!!!!
DarkOmegaMK2 1 year ago
I love how Slowbeef and Diabeetus can BARELY stand QueenieZ and all the others, but the combo of DeceasedCrab and this shitty game is so overwhelmingly awful that the video is only fifteen fucking seconds long before they say "fuck this" and have to stop the fucking video hahahah! I think this one's my favorite so far, along with the one of Cornshaq playing Super Mario 2 exclusively as Luigi. I simply cannot start my day without watching some retsupurae.
ZedekOfLP101 1 year ago 4
@ZedekOfLP101
I hope you're being sarcastically unfunny.
Rocky183 1 year ago
@Rocky183 BAAAAWWWW I PISS AND MOAN IN JEWTUBE COMMENTS WHEN SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION DIFFERS FROM MY OWN. That's my impression of you, but I'm sure you knew that already.
ZedekOfLP101 1 year ago 2
@ZedekOfLP101
I wasn't whining, I just found your post very unnecessary, seen as you're stating the obvious ("the video is only fifteen fucking seconds long before they say "fuck this" and have to stop the fucking video hahahah!") and giving your opinion when nobody cares.
Rocky183 1 year ago
@Rocky183 So, because YOU personally do not care about my opinion that immediately means that everyone else doesn't either? By that logic, there'd be no point in YouTube having a comments section. Maybe if you'd lose your sociopathy and crooked logic you'd make it farther in life than trolling YouTube. However, you have clearly proven to be incapable of even the slightest show of empathy. I truly feel sorry for you, take care and I hope your struggle against your mental illness ends soon.
ZedekOfLP101 1 year ago 5
@ZedekOfLP101
Ok, let's stop this then. Won't get us anywhere.
Rocky183 1 year ago
@Rocky183 That would have been a good thing to do in the first place. But yes, I agree, let's cut the shit.
ZedekOfLP101 1 year ago
Woulda been a tiny bit funnier if you cut him off right in the middle of his "HUZZAH!"
FinalGamerJames 1 year ago 2
The voice...it has returned!
deathmarkforever 1 year ago
DC: Huzzah!... Oh god someone kill me ;(
NeverForgetWizet 1 year ago
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everyone here saying gay over used memes in the comments are gay
DunduhBadge 1 year ago
@DunduhBadge
You're comment is gonna be voted down over 9000 times..
This. Is RETSUPURAE
steveharley0345 1 year ago
@DunduhBadge
FUCKIN' COMMENTING, HOW DOES IT WORK?
BartS4177 1 year ago
lol you guys are epic
The0ptimus 1 year ago
All right you ready to uh, watch this one?
Yeah let's do it.
Okay, in three... two... one... go.
I'M DECEASED CRAB AND LET'S PLAY JACKIE CHA-
No, fuck this.
I can't I'm sorry no way
originosity 1 year ago
epic win is epic.
firetamer102 1 year ago
No, Fuck This is Epic Winzzzzzzzzzzzz
rivalnightmare 1 year ago
Does Retsupurae do their own stunts, too?
rocablockrocafella 1 year ago
No, fuck this LOL
Headbanger142 1 year ago
It's kinda funny, since Diabetus did commentary with Deceased Crab on Little Nemo back in the day.
ISpearedJesus 1 year ago 3
He blocked me for telling him he could avoid spoilers by disabling comments.
Dranahan 2 years ago 110
deceased crab
the herpes of lets play
p3ngu1n48 2 years ago 9
I got blocked for expressing a semi-postive opinion on 6 days a sacrifice. DC is a dick.
Myrmidon51 2 years ago 9
@Myrmidon51 So true.
Battlefrank8 2 years ago
@Myrmidon51 HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION!
musicmanz15 1 year ago
Guess the SA community doesn't like DeceasedCrab...?
psychosiris 2 years ago
From what I can tell, most of SA seem to be rational, sensible human beings. So of course they don't fucking like DeceasedCrab.
Mysterious0Bob 2 years ago 57
Mmm, if you say so.
I'm just not sure what the problem is, since his LPs seem decent enough. Not my favorite, but there've been worse. That's why I don't really understand where this comes from.
psychosiris 2 years ago 2
no they're not. lol, thats like saying any lets play is decent. XD
williamkendrick 2 years ago
I'll take your word on this I guess XP
psychosiris 2 years ago
"most of SA seem to be rational, sensible human beings"
i don't care about this deceasedcrab bullshit but christ have you ever tried reading GBS?
RaymondoPerson 2 years ago 3
If this video was any longer than 15 seconds it would have become a serious health risk...
regalgreen 2 years ago 2
Best meta video ever.
GlennMagusHarvey 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
POOPTURTLE 2 years ago
I found myself scrambling to X out of the window the second they decided to shut it off and thought "Thank you, Retsupurae"
LeRoiSoleilLuv 2 years ago
I'm surprised they got as far as they did in the video.
SotarV2 2 years ago 35
They decided not to watch it! Huzzah!
SethTheXenocide 2 years ago
i lol'd.
Cabal901 2 years ago
dag nabbit
DogsAreCoolRight 2 years ago
slowbeef just made the best decision of all time
p3ngu1n48 2 years ago 13
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Meh. I don't think he's all that bad, actually. I liked his Chzo Mythos Let's Plays, for one.
1andonlyWojjan 2 years ago
You mean the ones where he whined and complained constantly in his nasally little voice about how terrible the game/plot was and how much of an imposition it was for him to LP it, ending in him heavily moderating his comments (as he does all his videos) bashing and blocking anyone that isn't saying anything remotely sycophantic about him?
Yeah, for an obstinate, delusional d-bag, he isn't all that bad I suppose!
Soulcorruptr 2 years ago 39
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I meant the one where he LPed a game in which his typical vocabulary provided a lighter side to the somewhat depressing game, easpecialy through 6 Days. You could've also checked the LP instead of just pressing your hands to your keyboard and making regurgitating noises. He only complained with the sex-scene, he blocks only who deserves it, and retsupurae fans are nothing better when it comes to bashing for critique. If your opinion is flawed, so be it, but then at least keep it to yourself.
1andonlyWojjan 2 years ago
An opinion can't be flawed!
pantslesswrock 2 years ago 3
>deserves it
He blocked me for asking another user a question.
LaCaemis 2 years ago 5
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@LaCaemis >Implying it wasn't deserved.
zazumage 2 years ago
I wasn't asking him a question. I was asking someone else a question that was in context with his comment. I got blocked for it.
LaCaemis 2 years ago
@LaCaemis Yeah, he moderates his comments, which makes it a pain to ask him or his other commenters questions.
People post stupid comments; deal with it. Monkey poo Vegeta Kaiba Haruhi 9001.
GlennMagusHarvey 2 years ago 12
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LOL OMG Funyy as hell HAHAHAHA
ghettopotato 2 years ago
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"No, fuck this"
You guys should stop stealing Obama's quotes.
danimal2888 2 years ago
Huzzah, you skipped it!
Urmean15 2 years ago 24
As a sage of wisdom once said,
"No, Fuck this."
roetemeteor 2 years ago 213
I take it that the Retspray guys don't like Deceased Crab very much...
BackgroundBailey 2 years ago 166
Slowbeef was actually a guest commentator on part 10 of DC's Skuljagger LP. It's just a little ribbing.
Drakzeel 2 years ago 30
@BackgroundBailey: No, what gave you that idea?
Me14986 1 year ago
@BackgroundBailey Yup. And I bet if I did an LP they'd hate me too. Cuz, I don't wanna buy a capture card. No seriously, all retsupurae does is bitch and wine about deceasedcrab. If they hate him so much, why watch his vids?
BakuMamX 1 year ago
@BakuMamX Because its funny as fuck when they make fun of him if you watch one of his other videos they say they dont even watch him except for retsupuraes and also you seem to be defeating your own logic you say "if you dont like him why watch him" and "all he does is bitch and wine.." well if you dont like retsupuraes then why are you watching this video and why are you bitching and whining about it?
ManicTheManic 1 year ago 9
@ManicTheManic Thanks, I couldn't have said it better myself.
Plus, Retsupurae has the RIGHT to complain; Slowbeef and Diabetus invented the video LP as we know it and all these YouTubers need to recognize that.
BackgroundBailey 1 year ago
@BackgroundBailey
Does anyone?
CanadianJesus 1 year ago
@CanadianJesus
Unfortunately... I'm sure those sort of people are ignored though.
Sneep29 1 year ago
@BackgroundBailey Not many people on Something Awful do.
KingOfKatamari 1 year ago
@KingOfKatamari
Outside of the Restuprae cult, on the other hand, he is beloved. Like SirRonLionHeart.
jellywillreturn 1 year ago
@BackgroundBailey I don't think that's necessarily the case; would YOU want to watch somebody LP obvious shovelware?
EponymousKid 1 year ago
@EponymousKid Well...it depends. Normally, no, an LP on a broken game would normally suck no matter who does it. But then again, Slowbeeft did an LP on both Dead to Rights and Dead to Rights: Retribution and both were great LPs, funny and entertaining. So I'll at least say it kinda depends on how bad the game really is and who's doing the LP.
That being said, I've tried to watch a DC LP in order to be fair and I just don't see the appeal.
BackgroundBailey 1 year ago
@BackgroundBailey Don't forget the LP of Daikatana.
PvtRichardCranium 1 year ago
@BackgroundBailey "an LP on a broken game would normally suck no matter who does it."
Sonic 2006; Pokecapn and friends.
Daikatana; Proteus and suspicious.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii; Freelance Astronauts.
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand; Chip and GI.
Captain Novolin; Betus, Beef and scarboy.
Hell, even Dongs.EXE by taxidermistpasta and Ballion by Ferr.
Those are all among my favorite LPs, all terrible games, in fact, BECAUSE of that.
I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
loldude83 8 months ago
@loldude83 ...New Super Mario Bros. Wii? TERRIBLE GAME?
SonikFan80 8 months ago
@SonikFan80 Yeah, it was a worse version of New Super Mario for the DS. Which, and this is coming from a dude who did new game plus in the original SMB, was so bad I couldn't finish; I think I got like to world 3.
2 toads in 4 player is enough for it to be a bad game, just fucking by itself. No excuse for that.
But the point is not in that the game is bad, it's how the player treat it; it's was a "bad game" LP.
Go watch blip . tv/demoniasanctus/episode-3417230, and the rest of the LP.
loldude83 8 months ago
@loldude83 Not going to diss your opinions of New Super Mario Bros, but lots of people really like that game, and lots of people agree with them. Just be careful who you say such opinions around, unless you want a few more thousand word essays in your comment box.
TheToast7 8 months ago
@SonikFan80 Oh and apparently they put it up at at the internet archive too, if you want to download and watch it locally:
archive. org/details/LP_New_Super_Mario_Bros_Wii
And I should suggest you watch the bonuses AFTER watching the entire LP, as they are from the second playthrough.
I'm not really trying to plug this, I just really enjoyed it and want to share with others.
loldude83 8 months ago
@loldude83 out of curiosity I've watched the LP's you've mentioned, and seen some of the shittiest LP's on the internet. This is where it REALLY comes down to personal preference to the point where you can only vaguely tell somebody what goes on in each LP.
lich109 8 months ago
@lich109 I'm confused, are you saying the ones I mentioned are shitty?
If not then I really don't know what you're talking about, because obviously it's comedy and comes down to personal preference, but that said, pretty much everyone who I know of who watched the Sonic 2006 or NSMB, thought it was hilarious. And captain Novolin, shit that's in my top 10 funniest things I've ever seen.
You can have your opinions, but I was just responding to BackgroundBailey's statement.
loldude83 7 months ago
@loldude83 My statement was that, yes it does come down to personal preference to the point where you can't tell somebody what they'll like beforehand. I saide SOME of the LP's, for example, the sonic 2006 one sucked, it was barely an LP, and something anybody could have RP'd, the NSMB was decent, Captain Novolin (which I knew about beforehand) was awesome, comedy for people is almost entirely subjective.
lich109 7 months ago
i dont blame them i tryd to watch that video and stopped at at 40 secs his voice is so annoying lol.
Metal758 2 years ago 8
ragequitted
GETBACKTOTHEKITCHEN 3 years ago 37
did you miss the oyster one or something
SoupwithSeafood 3 years ago
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(said in a retarded voice)
I WUV DA SEAS CWAB
ShadowZidane4 3 years ago
i cant stop watching this video. I love deceased crab tho, he says it with such enthusiasm lol.
ArtemisGlitch 3 years ago 4
wow guys really? would it have been that bad?
TonboXChocho 3 years ago
I just finished my version of the whole thing.
Trust me, now I understand.
fatman50000 3 years ago 10
.....Now I have to play this game. It's like the time I went to blockbuster in TX, asking for super man sixty four, and they had the BOX but not the game. I asked why and they said who ever had it last never brought it back. I asked around and found out why, they burned the cartridge, and I found out why they burned it. I've yet to play the game, and I know it's terrible but I HAVE this urge to play it myself just to understand how truly bad it is. Is it wrong to want that, knowing it sucks ass?
TonboXChocho 3 years ago
Watch the original video of this or the critique I made and ask yourself that question.
After watching the original I said to myself, "why did they make this game?"
fatman50000 3 years ago 2
I remember a few months ago I heard how "good" Deceased Crab was.
Fuck him and UltraJMan, they're both nails-on-chalkboard annoying.
Can't really decide which is worse though.
SqueeksoAo 3 years ago
I was beginning to wonder if I was the only person who disliked DC.
LaughingThesaurus 3 years ago 5
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UltraJMan is trash, he is just some little punk kid, saying bad words and being bad at games, DC though, is pretty good. watch his plays of 'Cave Story' or 'Iji" his newest one before judging. He had LP'ed a lot of crap games though...
outcastorange 3 years ago
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Wow! Now everyone: dare the Retsupurae troup to do this Decreased Crab person... thing.
Mikodite 3 years ago
Even though I'm not a part of the troupe...I may just take the dare.
I'm feeling my oats.
fatman50000 3 years ago
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DC called me stupid, 'cos i told him he was LPing the John DeFoe Quadrology out of chronological order; he said your supposed to play them in the order they were made and not chrono. WTF "supposed"?!?!!?!? >O
megamanpda 3 years ago
The games shouldn't go out of order. They all contain spoilers for the ones before them except for the first one, which in fact, doesn't have a game before it.
outcastorange 3 years ago 3
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that's my point:
he played them in the order they were made
i played them in the order they take place.
megamanpda 3 years ago
The first time you played the series? In chrono-order? Because that would be full of spoilers, and ruin certain parts of the series, which I find to be stupid. You probably just saw the numbers in the titles of the game and figured they were in order.
outcastorange 3 years ago 11
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and he said your supposed to play it in his order, like there's a disclaimer at the begining of each game that says " u hav no freewill. play that game before this."
megamanpda 3 years ago
I have the freewill to shoot myself in the face, but I don't do it just because. They were meant to be played out of order, (5,7,6) because there are spoilers to the plot involved. Why would you want to deny yourself of that enjoyment?
outcastorange 3 years ago 8
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HOW would i deny myself that enjoyment. i dont remeber any spoilers, that i was wondering about in one game that were explained in the prequel.
megamanpda 3 years ago
I can't listen to DeceasedCrab's commentary either.
That's how my best friend died.
weakvids 3 years ago 35
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I don't get it. do you guys like DC or dislike him, or do you have no opinion and just made this to stir up some shit.
NutNapalm 3 years ago
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they like him: if you newly subscribe it shows related channels; protonjon and DC
crudly123drawn 3 years ago
Almost everybody at SA hates him. Youtube, unfortunately, is a different story.
A6YHUTYFITTUYV7 3 years ago 5
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@A6YHUTYFITTUYV7 You don't even have an account, do you? His threads are oft highly rated, and all of them are on the LP recommended reading list. Why am I even talking to a troll like you? And what the fuck is with that username, anyway? Fuck off back to UltraGayMan, cocksucker.
BurntFrost 2 years ago
@BurntFrost
Biggest.. nerd... ever....
steveharley0345 2 years ago
I lol'd.
Coredo 3 years ago
Guys...why? Why not take the easy ones?
fatman50000 3 years ago
That actionbastardaway is the one that should be banned.
900RedYoshi 3 years ago 7
I like how a 15 second video generates a million years of flame war.
kenjikenjisons 3 years ago 27
action bastard youtube comment
peanutscontainedmay 3 years ago 46
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It works out better that way. No spam accounts, no GANGSTAS 4 LYFE bullshit, seriously why don't you consider it and just see how much greener the grass is over here?
And it's not that you not joining pisses me off, it's that you go off and actually think there is a better place on the Internet. Which obviously means you haven't been around them parts.
SZF123456 3 years ago 6
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