Portal 2: Official Turrets Trailer

[RavenBomb123]

what idiot-

[tgreyentertainment]

lol, i feel like watching toy story

[2000orangeboy]

when the fizzle comes when he is showing off the cases, PAUSE IT. See a true behind the science amazement!

[8o8inSquares]

Where can I order one? xD

[RobloxShadic]

i want to buy it

[iiEquinoxx]

I love how there's no baby in the crib. 

[brutalbowserkoopa]

ThatYetiBallThing is a funny name

[ThatYetiBallThing]

What idiot picked th-

[brutalbowserkoopa]

Good night!

[Catpirate23]

I want one, THERE SOOOO FUCKING CUTE

[EpicStarSpirit]

@PureMetalDragon lol "Meet the Heavy"?

[TheZacula]

Well, TVtropes just pointed out something: At 0:15, you see the diagram. Apparently, they have an empathy generator AND an empathy suppressor. Why did they even put in the generator? Who knows.

[stolen0102]

"Just try to get close to that baby" HAHA

PEDOBEAR BEWARE!!! XD

[TetrisCitadel]

@stolen0102 "Its his funeral." XD

[stolen0102]

@TetrisCitadel Haha yes xD

and he's totally not going to get the "cake"

ps. You know that the cake is a lie right?

[PureMetalDragon]

I heard it costs 400 000$ to fire these turrets, for twelve seconds

[tikizip]

if you pause at at 0:32, you can see someone in the static

[sladunkaAa]

0:30 the pink one is facing the other way :D

[Emboar84]

cave johnson were done here

[firefirelier]

The turret killed my cousin (I'm 16)

[DoMiNiCsOlDiEr56]

sparano con tutto il bossolo LOL

[rswan5]

Those Turrets are actually kind of cute when they're not trying to kill you.

[ajhoffman11]

your funeral

[Rasians65]

65% more bullet

[thebigMaxD]

sorry heavy, cave johnson can outsmart bullet

[BiohazardSleay]

"Just try and get to close to that baby, Ha! Your funeral"

Best Line Ever!!!

[danny13701]

OMG FINALLY A PORTAL GUN PROP TO BUY. you can preorder it here h t t p : / / a d f . l y / 5 P g H h no spaces

[Noelcai]

I have this Soundbank for Friends v.1.5

[Noelcai]

(<<) for Worms Reloaded!

[tehminecraftguru]

combustable lemons we sell those too.

[Blackspidy619]

how do we get so many bullets into them

like this! :3

[TheSkrillexKiller]

"Tons of designer colors including forest, desert, table, uh, evening at the improv...WHAT IDIOT PICKED THESE?"

The same idiot that reactivated GLADoS, turned evil, punched you into a hole, and breaks windows as a form of hacking.

Wheatley.

[PaDDYx2011x]

@TheSkrillexKiller In my view he found creative un original ways to do things. Like putting GLADoS into a potatoe :3

[TheSkrillexKiller]

@PaDDYx2011x Heheheh! :D

[Detaluspictures]

scares the hell out of them. just try to get close to that baby ha! your funeral. literally.

[DazarGaidin]

cave sounds like spiderman's editor :P

[darkkitsune]

@DazarGaidin That's because it is.

[extra0ordinary]

i like the color 'what idiot picket this?'

[ChicoAceAttorney]

CONFIDENTIAL: If permission to look at this diagram has been granted, please do so now, unless the box labeled ''DO NOT LOOK AT DIAGRAM'' on the ''Diagrams Forms Sanction'' form you should have received from your superior is checked.

[BESTUS3RN4MEEVR]

Dear Cave,

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME NOOOOOOWWWW!!!

[BLOODBATHDAVID]

i want cave johnson as my future publicist

[GneralMikey]

0:43 Just try and get close to that baby!

[Mooncowsback]

I'm different!

D'awww <3

[SCIFIguy64]

Dear Santa...

[MrFinish54]

@SCIFIguy64 Christmas is over (trollface)

[holyhandgrenade999]

@MrFinish54 No harm in getting an early start for next year.

[namenotfound404error]

you know i just read the equestrian enrichment center and pinkie made GLaDOS pull out her non existent hair from defying physics

[GNRlova23]

People ask us at McDonalds: "How do we make our chicken nuggets?"

Like this: *Footage of live chicken going through meat grinder*

Plus, we serve to whole chicken, guts included, that's about 65% more chicken per chicken...

[xhilusius]

@GNRlova23 Rewrite that with kentucky, which makes more sense, and i'll give you thumbs up

[AINGELPROJECT667]

@GNRlova23 "This is the same technique we've been using on health nuts for decades.....heh, heh. Scares the hell outta them."

[BlAZERMAN645]

lol just try and get close to that baby heh heh your funeral

[JarmenShepard]

Invisible babies, we sell them too

[TheNickchat]

What idiot picked these...

[TheEpica959]

Don't make lemonade.

[Robis4000]

ill take two !

[MrDANISHcraft]

THE SAND CAMO ONE IS DIFRRENT KILL IT LIKE THE REST!

[Slipdax]

I want one

[porschefan951]

forest, desert, ...table?,... uh evening at the inprov,... WHAT IDIOT PICKED THI...*static*

[pivoter164]

Yo dawg, we heard you like bullets, so we put 65% more bullet per bullet so you can kill 65% more while you kill.

[shadowstarc4]

just try and get close to that baby ha your funeral. LOL XD

[awsomeguy10100]

65% more bullet per bullet so you can bullet while you bullet but you've yet to outsmart bullet.

[ThePieMaster219]

Anyone notice the pink turret was turned backwards? Must be shy

[TheDarkAngelOfLight]

LOL at Atlas and P-Body.

[HyenaBat]

i wants all the turret colors :D *poses with thumbs up to the camera*

[SuperMarioNJ]

if they fire the whole bullet, how is there muzzle flash?

[Poisonwater101]

"just try and get close to that baby" all I gotta do is nock it over... :3

[GammaWALLE]

@Poisonwater101 If they line it up so it's back is to da wall, YOUR SCREWED

[Poisonwater101]

@GammaWALLE then all you have to use is a really long stick and poke it :D

[GammaWALLE]

@Poisonwater101 And it needs to bend. It's bullets can go so far, that if it had nothing to stop it, the bullet would return and perfect headshot the turret from behind

[Poisonwater101]

@GammaWALLE well if you knew where the turret was you could haul ass in there and knock it over before it gets a lock onto you :D

[GammaWALLE]

@Poisonwater101 Hope the parents knows that

[DeVi0707dark]

dear santa.....

[TheMrOller]

can u see the dislike button? me neither

[Graszczur]

0:12 holy shit, now I realized that all the turrets are something like AEG airsoft guns!

[misscanadarain]

I'll work @ aperture if someone tells me where it is.

[AllmostIan1101]

@misscanadarain I read that it was in the upper penninsula of Michigan ( in the game of coarse)

[goodman32100]

the baby is a lie

[ThePieMaster219]

"Just try to get close to that baby. Your funeral." D:

[TheXXFLIGHTXX]

i found that in 0:32

[TheXXFLIGHTXX]

De-code this please 65-108-115-111-46-46-46-32-115­-112-111-114-100-105-110-111-1­09-97-110-39-115-32-109-111-10­9.

[wtfyman]

how do we get so many bullets in em? .... like this! *pouring loads of bullets into the turret* LOL

[soniclee1764]

remember when you was falling into a pit of fire and you was all like (NO WAY!!!!)

[abeleLP]

"Im Different" xD

[Genesis1864]

my god this guy could sell me anything. he is a god of selling

[LolzerPooblePots]

65% more bullet per bullet! Who would ever had thought of that????

[ilovefunnyvideos216]

I want one!!

[thekobast]

i ordered one

[SuperDMCforever]

I'm more worried about how to turn the thing off w/o a portal gun

[ZAVGreviews]

IM DIFFERENT :D

[skeptic1890]

"I'm different!" ROFL

[chilojlc]

dear aperture science i would like the portal gun and the boots for next christmas

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[wolfengheist]

We fire the WHOLE bullet. lol

[fatstickslimz]

Dear Santa, I have been a good Buscus

[MsBannaphone]

Dear Aperture Science...

[optionen100]

¡ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɯ´ı

[XxLucidity]

Hey you know those bullets might kill a person if one shot through the wall so it could be unsafe to have a turret.

[IHatingTheHaxxorz]

0:43 Pedobear accepts your challenge

[whiteymickrackerhonk]

0:31 The last turrent is backwards!

[IPROANGEL]

0:31 "what idiot picked you." LOL

[TheSandovalTV]

What if the turret shoots the baby?!?!..........."are you still there?"

[egees96]

turret isn't protecting anyone

[Nascarfan090]

What idiot pickin- 0:30

[Nascarfan090]

Love this.

[thelegodude73]

just try to get close to that baby heh your dead

[studio14thouz]

if you dislike GLaDOS will make the turret fire

[SuperLogin34]

Just try to get closer to dislike button.. heh.... your funeral

[cody40994]

I''ll take 20 please. How much dollars per turret?

I wish they stated a price...

[FarfetchedENT]

Cave Johnson, we're done here!

[luciemiliano]

well that's not, actually.

decimal means the system utilizes 10 ( "deca" => "deci*" => ten ) digits i.e. 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 ;

binary, instead, means it utilizes 2 ( "duo" => "bi* " => "two" ) digits i.e. 0,1; for convention;

but we could also utilize a fish and tree for instance in fact i'm right now inventing a new , revolutionary numeric sistem that utilizes 42 digits, when i'm finished i'll ship you the papers to you doorstep so you can be the second to ever try this new system, happy? =D

[Jackassportugal046]

@luciemiliano ARE YOU A WIZARD?

[SHIBAInuFilms]

@luciemiliano What source of power is this?

[sonadowfangirl30869]

@luciemiliano what? O.e

[sadiel1]

@luciemiliano what are you talking about ?

[killermen234]

@luciemiliano MATH MAKE ME ANGRY! ME SMASH!

[groovyfreeman689]

"Are you still there?"

[quangluu96]

I'll take a turret please

[lookibatmanitesfatma]

how do we get so many bullets in em? like this. (bullets pour down from the top overflowing the turret.)

[leomend92]

try to get close to that baby jaja,your funeral LMFAO!

[Ilidan17440]

44 people think turrent's is a lie

[Kyoobur9000]

Portals are orange,

portals are blue.

Try to get near them

and turrets kill you.

[puccarocks99]

How do we get so many bullets in them? Like this -fills whole turrent with bullets- XD that made me laugh XD

[linzicaraolcom8]

That will protect my room from trespassers

[demonpivot1123]

the last turret is facing backwards at 0:29 :)

[swampertownz123]

THE BABY IS A LIE!!!!

[TheCrash1509]

STOP QUICKLY AT 0:32 ITS THE CAVE JOHNSON :-O

[luciemiliano]

Lol bonus message in a frame at 0:32 just when the image is disappearing:

65 108 115 111 46 46 46 32 115 117 112 101 114 100 105 110 111 109 97 110 39 115 32 109 111 109 == > Also... superdinoman's mom

For all of you who want to try it themselves: d5xrxg in tinyurl

[LesJoueursEtrangers]

@luciemiliano You missed some. Before that frame, there are more codes.

72 101 114 101 39 115 32 68 97 32

66 101 101 110 115 44 32 68

111 117 103 116 97 116 111 58

89 111 117 32 102 111 117 110 100 32 109 97 110 121 46

70 105 110 100 32 116 104 101 32 114 101 115 116 46

77 105 75 97 88 115 85 115 32 70 84 87

Translates to "Here's Da Beens, Dougtato:You found many.Find the rest.MiKaXsUs FTW"

[luciemiliano]

@LesJoueursEtrangers

Nope i didn't =)

dl(dot)dropbox(dot)com/u/18877­519/Photos/nope(dot)png

replace (dot) with '.' of course.

However I did miss a "ta" and translated DougTato to DougTo so good job, DougTato do exists while DougTo doesn't.

[TheBlondeBruns]

Pink turrent is camera shy :')

[DaJaxifacation]

0:29 Pink turret is camera shy! D:

[AKBrinkmann]

There was no baby to get close to...

[Tahir9520]

i would like to order the wite camo one lol

[byMaGiiCz]

Press 9 For a Goodnight Message

[TheMadspy300]

@byMaGiiCz You mean 8.

[byMaGiiCz]

@TheMadspy300 yeah...got distracted by cave johnson saying were done here :)

[pambatman]

ME:perfect Christmas present !!!!

Johny Bravo after watching this AD...

Johny Bravo: can i have one in a leopard print?

Me:dude, u will be dead ...like in a minute.....

JB: then i got to have 1....right now..... "thats a good thing right?"

[kykOo0]

the turrents are so cute *O*

[Sticker704]

"How do we get so many bullets in here? Like this."

[mrnugets12]

press 6 for "nigga"

[KongLee101]

lol indifferent

[kykOo0]

@KongLee101 it says "im different"

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

there's a VGCats comic with the turret as a babysitter XD

"there you are."

BANGBANGBANG

"goodnight."

[DarkMecH68]

=[ i wish i had a turret

[Anduril74871]

@DarkMecH68 Not fullsize, but ThinkGeek has both talking Turret flashlights and plushies.

[KarateKid4931]

Also known as: KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW!

[KarateKid4931]

Crawl through the window and dismantle the turret....Permantley

[prikolas3]

OMG i would like a turret to have at home and he would say "Good Night" ah so awesome. I am gonna order a turret now.

[lilvires]

Guys that face on 32 is cave johnson...

[demoeman]

The real question: If they're "pushing" the bullets out, why are there muzzleflashes???

[Mutt1322]

Oh man I love the turrets. Even if they killed me a few dozen times. XD

[spritegoose24]

i wish cave johnson was my dad

[ItsMarvinAbel]

Dear Santa,

I want to have a turret.

[ForNimmo]

Aha, your funeral.

[ravenwind137]

0:28 I'm different! D;

[TheBoltkitten]

(comment below ) mee too

[2KAZY4U]

I just want a turret for the quotes

[KiguGloomy]

Dear santa....

[NikitaMosko]

Who's face is that in the background?

[stevent95]

stop at 0:16 .... then press like

[mibevan]

what baby? 

[luciemiliano]

In the image there's decimal code:

72 101 114 101 39 115 32 68 97 32 66 101 101 110 115 44 32 68 111 117 103 116 111 58 89 111 117 32 102 111 117 110 100 32 109 97 110 121 46 70 105 110 100 32 116 104 101 32 114 101 115 116 46 77 105 75 97 88 115 85 115 32 70 84 87

Which translate to:

Here's Da Beens, Dougto:You found many.Find the rest.MiKaXsUs FTW