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  • A Shekel is a 1/2 oz silver

  • /watch?v=JXt1cayx0hs 

  • Azrienoch, your a master of categorical confusion.

  • the fact that 139 people dislike this video illustrates how this sort of thing can happen in the first place. It even BETTER illustrates how they can sit back and WATCH it happen with closed mouths and open wallets.

    And Those 139 people are happily getting ready for the next butt f*ck*ng that they will receive in the near future. Truth is- THEY deserve it. Some of us don't, because we "get" what is happening.

    GREAT video... brilliant.

  • @mydogjesus You seem quite elitist to me, claiming that you're better than "them" because you know of some indie artist (idk what his official job is) claiming that "they" deserve it because they let it happen. I used to be like you, until I realized that simply saying that someone is right doesn't absolve you from being one of "them"; truth be told, most of "them" feel the same way you do, like they have a good bead on things, like the masses less intelligent than themselves are at fault.

  • @mydogjesus Even I fall prey to this; see the previous comment.

  • hahahahaha 

  • a little different than Jesus' story haha but truth none the less

  • You sir,

    Are a brilliant man.

  • Wait...The Intern Did'nt loose ANY money did he? So he was still at square 1 with no debt and still the chance to double it. O.o Am I wrong? Love your vids.

  • Nailed it right on the head!  Yet the parable continues. Well done. Cheers!

  • Wait.. he has sodomites hanging from his nose? That sounds... uncomfortable?

  • very well done :]

  • I voted 5 stars before even seeing the vid. I love this guy!

  • Well done. Bravo, bravo!

  • azrienoch would be great for the new joker.

  • he so would

  • It pretty much does. The $5000 and $2000 can be seen as the tax cuts. They invested it in high risk mortgages which of course didn't return their money. The intern (us) just saved the money, well some of us did. The people who took the free mortgages is the guy who tried to buy the prostitute he couldn't pay for. After that it's pretty much true literally, not allegorically.

  • Beautiful story. Master storyteller you are.

  • why cant i see the video

    ANY GUYS UP? 7w

  • Concise. Clever. But I'd like it more if it were fictional.

  • beautiful correlation.

    El Bog

  • What's the deal with this new aspect ratio, I'm displeased

  • LOL

    I am a small business owner with two locations. My business credit is excellent! I borrow only when I need to borrow. However, now I can not borrow a dime! This story is very fitting.

  • very cute

  • Brilliant!

  • Also read Matthew 18:21-35. The debtors whose debts are forgiven begin punishing their own debtors, to which the master replies "you wicked servant, I canceled all that debt of your because you begged me to. Shouldn't you have had mercy on your fellow servant just as I had on you?" In anger his master turned him over to the jailers to be tortured until he should pay back all he owed.

  • i find it very halarious when people argue over you tube and post long ass comments which no one in thier right mind would read!

  • yeah, ok i remember the Bible story, but it didn't use exactly the same language . . .

    hilarious!

  • 5 mi pussy is dripping E

  • Entertaining, thanks

  • Lets keep this inperspective and stay focused here:

    the republikkkans are responsible and are accountable for this debt...

    no way of shifting blame or telling haeart warming brainwashing stories to take the blame of origin from anyone who didnt profit but the corp america, how is that going to help us pay back any debt but create more debt, how is ten trillion deficit profitable

    youre a dork, i get the story ,,, its cheesy because you taken it out of its perspective and distorted the facts

  • its not at all the republicans fault, its barely even the governments fault. its the banks and the people. The banks gave out these great loans for 1% on first year. HOWEVER. this just made people take bad loans that didnt save them money becuase it increased the money over time. these people didnt read it. THERE YA GO.

  • Herodisdumb: There you go, with your impress myself Republikkkan Rhetoric... blaming society for taking loans they couldn't pay for when.. pay attention: talk about shifting the blame and responsibility! fcol ! retardicants,,lmao

    1. of course it was not the dems or the libs u idiot! the retardicants been in control creating the crisis and playing with the loans rates and jobs making it impossible to pay for those loans... there was multiple crimes and profits created thru creating recession

  • except were not officially in a recession yet...so he's dumb. Also how come after a dem leaves and a repub comes in we don't do as well. And it was an a famous who said don't blame the president during the recession. Look at the one before....Clinton, a dem.

  • actually Bush WAS the one before

  • im not a republican. or a lib, or a democrat. im a 15 year old that studys these things very closely. i was simply playing devils-advocate. also your view almost seems conspiracy like. not everything is the Governments fault. George W. Bush is blamed for things started by the democrat before him if u never noticed. go check the stats most are up.

  • so if you are saying that raising the deficit 10 trillion dollars is forgiveable and not raising taxes or tax burdons , simply because the tax payers can pick up a measly 700 billion dollar tax burdon, the govt profitted not the people or the tax payers...the govt and corporate america are in bed together...

    and separated themselves from the people.

    thats 86,k from each family owed to pay back the tax raising burdons from the Republikkkans or neo-cons and chroniez.

    such as the 1 who voted 95%

  • damn thats a good way to put it ive just got to use the line pinkjethrozepp said:

    Fan-fucking-tastic!

  • Prepare for a cliche: I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

  • Haha! that was great :)

  • LOL

  • youtube keeps removing my pics!

  • The God-fearing politicians didn't read the bible, did they?

  • brillient!!

  • Genius at work as always.

  • Fan-fucking-tastic!

  • what the hel was that...

  • You missed the ending. The house, or "the master" killed the bailout, mortage firms, or "accountants" are still ridden with debt.

    What happens next?

  • Very good summation.

  • brilliant! Indeed

  • brilliant!

  • this video made me smile

  • Fantastic storytelling, as usual! Thank you!

  • good vid jeff. u ever fucked your wife in the ass and then noticed sweetcorn on your cock?

  • Yep, and that's why this world is crumbling : greed!

  • How many pounds of flesh in collateral can we expect from $700,000,000,000? (Shakespeare reference)

  • Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop. Howdy he-haw!

  • If the bible were made that way from the beginning I could have readed long time ago... shame is not

  • Matthew 25:30 - "And cast the unprofitable servant into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

    For an excellent read, check out "Outer Dark" by Cormac McCarthy, one of my favorite writers.

  • I should have mentioned the verse also before this: "For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance; but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath."

    Pretty much Darwin and natural selection in a nutshell.

  • But then at the end of the chapter comes the metaphysical moment, and something that the Republican x-tians could never quite believe: "Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

    And these shall go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into life eternal."

    In all fairness to conservatives, by what EVIDENCE could anyone ever believe such an insane claim?

  • Brilliant!

  • dulce6845 You are my new favorite troll. 8o). Please commence with the silliness. What porn roll will you be playing fluffer or fister? Be detailed & don't spam the channel. Send it through mail so it can properly ignore or enjoy it there. I have a feeling the porn in my mind is better then anything you could show me.

    Az, thx.

  • so the 2 who lied still got a 2nd chance & the 1 who snitched got nothing? wow that sux. :(

  • xD  Funny.

  • This makes complete sense given that Jesus talks to our current master.

  • Sounds so familiar for some reason.

  • shhhyahhh it's from the Bible lol

  • Amen. Amen man, Amen. It is just like the reintroduction of the wolf to Yellowstone. Let us spend several million dollars to bring back the wolf, and then let's shoot the wolf. It does not make any sense.

  • Bravo!! Thanks, Grams

  • that was immense BRAVO!

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • Shit no, I can't read!

    Nice new security feature by Youtube, BTW. Hopefully my "boys" can still make smart ass remarks.

  • Well told.. Well done..

  • very well done

  • lol, great parable. If this financial situation wasn't so serious, it would be a joke!

  • jesus does not give investment advise - he turns over the tables of money changers.

    many, many people have misinterpreted this matthew 25:14-30 and luke 19:11-28 (same parable, different pseudonym). read closer. the parable is that of a "harsh master" who "reaps what he does not sow". the parable is indeed about a "master & servant" relationship.

    basically a context error of reading "lord" as synonymous with "jesus" when in fact it's not.

  • Funny that people haven't noticed that the master doesn't actually have 700 billion dollars to begin with.

    I think the master borrowed the $700b to pay off his servants' debt, and even before he did that the master was already, oh I dunno, say 9 trillion dollars down...

    How no one seems to care about that baffles me.

  • hehehehehehehehe

  • Interesting parable. You're always quite amusing! :)

  • Wonderful parable. I'm not exactly sure if that's the way Jesus told it but it's still a good one. Borrow your ass into debt, it's the american way, lol.

  • this is one of your best, you're such a fine thinker. although there was a detail or two off. but it is a very interesting take on one of my favorite parables in the bible.

    a side-note: amazing how relevant the bible really is, like where it says not to charge interest in loaning to the poor, be prepared to not get your money back or don't give it to them. if only someone had told freddie and fannie that, that when you "loan" money to the poor, you probably just GAVE it to them.

  • Brilliant. I'm putting my money inside my mattress until this bullshit blows over and prosecutions abound.

  • Amazing, and hilarious. xD You have an awesome talent. Am always cheered up to see your new vids! =]

  • Wonderfully put, azrienoch! It catches so much of the ignorance and the hypocrisy of the world.

    Very very well done ^^

  • I heard the same version of this involving a native american boy and hiking a mountain lol.

  • Rite now it is easier to find a place to lay the blame than it is to find a safe place to bury your money...

  • That's a great video.

  • Been happening for centuries and will continue to do so. The poor people need to send their kids to good private schools to learn how to amass money and not be screwed by the system.

  • Oh, I don't know if it's possible to really avoid being taken advantage of by that system--we're very much products of that system. What we can do is deal with problems as they come in ways that are least troubling (which in this situation very well may be the bailout) and learn from our mistakes.

  • ahaaahahaaaaa

  • Let's play Wallstreet! I'll be it and you bend over while I shove this broom handle up your ass. Then you say, "Thank you sir. May I invest some more?" And I say, "green light!" and shove the broom farther in. You win when you have either blown $700 billion or the broom handle hits your brain, which ever is faster.

  • Hawt. I get to be Oliver Twist.

  • Az, you might be able to take credit for this, as you could be Jesus ver 2. That kinda messes with my atheism, but c'est li vie. Now go after those money changers, again!

  • c'est la* vie :)

  • Tres thanks for the correction. ;)

  • "c'est la vie." I always double-take when I read that because I forget that's how it's spelled.

  • haha i like you

  • I like you too!

  • brilliant as always :)

  • Thanks!

  • "It's Jesus's."

    For some reason, I died laughing.

  • Oh, I'm sorry. But at least you made a quick recovery. ;)

  • Hm I think I'll have to rearrange my personal top5 azrienoch videos, but Jaywalking is still on one :)

  • my socials teacher almost said the same one.

    But yours was much more interesting.

    :)

  • Hawt.

  • i love listening to you talk. you've got such interesting stories. =)

  • Me too. It appeases my narcissistic nature. ;)

  • You're such a great storyteller, five stars!

  • Thanks!

  • Creative story...and somehow we have to bail out these lovely investors. :(

  • Fantastic, as usual =D

  • SHEER FUCKING BRILLIANCE!

  • tell me another!

  • Nobody here tells a story as well as you. You are my idol. :)

  • Somethin like that

  • GREAT VIDEO ! ! ! ! ! !

  • Scary story!

    ;-)

  • that must come from a different translation than i have...lol.

  • It's the St. Nobody version, perfect for nobodies that can't change a thing even if they know about it.

  • wow you've been reading ecclesiastes too...

    vanity oh vanity...

    whether a tree falls to the south or to the north, there it lies...

    eat, drink, be merry for tomorrow we die...

    with much learning comes much sorrow...

    conclusion: serve God in your youth...

     solomon (the original existentialist)

    it is my personal theory that heraclitus was influenced by solomon. they were contemporaries, it is certainly possible.

  • Quite honestly, Ecclesiastes is one of my favorite books. Certainly in the Bible, but otherwise as well.

  • You explain all my beliefs perfectly. Your logic is flawless and you can express my views more perfectly than I could ever conceive in my arguements.

  • hahaha.. nice parallels

  • good video

    kept me laughing

  • Now tell the rest of the story,wherein the intern must fork over HIS $1000 to pay for the 700 billion plan.

    And for good measure,bends the intern over,and "probes" him...

  • I'm almost certain I've heard this story before...hmm...

  • That was a fantastic story. :)

  • This story reminds me of something I heard about recently...

  • Funny stuff.

  • HAHAHA Jeff you are a master storyteller!

  • lol

    Interesting story and very well put.

  • think that was so clear even a STONE can understand it.

    I LOVE YOU <3

  • You my friend, are the best human being there is <3

  • perfect

  • That's a good parable, motha fucka

  • haha, nice one Az

    ~Samar

  • again, thank you for existing

  • yeah, so umm...you're a fucking freak.

    I just subscribed.

    Thanxs

  • That's obviously a freak in a good way then.

  • Nice.

  • You are a great story teller man. Ok, I lied, you are one of the best, if not the best, Twain is shaking his fist at you, in his grave!

  • fucking brilliant! as always!

  • Your videos are like the vocabulary metaphor for the world's most awesome orgasm.

    except better.

  • New subscriber... Very glad this Saturday morning that I did :)

  • nice :D

  • This should be a public service announcement

    playing every 4 hours

    everywhere

  • usury is for the kids...

  • 700 billion/ 300 million Americans *scribble,scribble,carry the 1,

    scribble,scribble,

    move the decimal...

    $2300/citizen...

    scribble,scribble,

    $1000/talent*

    Azrienoch, your Government could really use 2 1/3 of your talents...they need it by monday morning...early monday. They'll send someone by,just let them know where in the backyard you've buried it.

  • You get the ultimate comment award.

  • It would interesting to see how many of the defaults were due to bankruptcies involving lack of health insurance.

  • You left out the part where the master docked the intern's salary to help defray the cost of bailing out investor 1 and 2. Good story though..wish it were fiction. ;)

  • Great video :D

  • that's exactly what happened...pretty much.

  • haha I remember hearing The Parable of the Talents in Catholic school, but I like your updated version a lot more!

    I like pirates.

  • the message is clear- don't invest :D

  • Do you even make a hundred dollars a month off these ads?

  • No.  I'll be getting a check this month for $100 for all my videos since March.

  • I think how it works is you get about a dollar per 1,000 views. I think. Nobody really told me how it all works.

  • Humm ... I wonder how much they keep for the $1 they give you...

  • Meh. Doesn't matter. Just need to keep working my way up to a place where this sustains me so I can really focus.

  • Suddenly that $30 I owe my brother doesn't seem like a big deal. God bless America.

  • Huh?

  • lol nice, well so much for steering clear of the political vids ;) at least they are funny =)

  • AZ FTW

  • Isn't the United States a great place?

  • Well, it is big.

  • That's what she said. I mean Texas.

  • i love these vids. they make me happy! u should work at the onion!

  • Got any contacts from within?

  • unfortunately no. but if i did id hook u up.

  • Awesome man! Keep up the good work

  • Loved it!! So true and that's kinda sad

  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Exactly! ;O)

  • I think everyone needs to see this.

  • Another excellently produced and narrated story Jeff.

    Thanks,

  • HAH! Brilliant take on the situation!