No wonder so many people DISLIKED this vid (including me)
P.S. "ape-man believer"......there are NUMEROUS Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journals refuting evolution and showing evidence for Intelligent Design (Link 10 on the bottom of my channel)
Members of the RELIGION of evolutionism/atheism have got to be the most hypocritical, evo-religious, ignorant clowns on Earth
Nothing is transforming into an entirely NEW species. Us Homo Sapiens are STILL Homo Sapiens after 200,000 years of BS "evolution"
@DisprovingEvolution I totally agree with your comment. I'm so tired of these evolutionites cramming their so-called "theories" about human originicals down our throats. They can keep on throwing their idiotic scientistics at us, and we'll just keep knocking them down with our biblican knowledge.
Christians- the only people who could believe, without question, that an all-powerful being can create the world out of nothing, yet needs dust to make a man, and a man's rib to make a woman.
oh comon, what's with the religious flaming i mean jesus crist! calm down . . god's gonna be pissed at you lot for not "using" your sense of humour that he "gave you" ... i giggled at this and i like your animations
i was a atheist until i watched this.. . . idiot. if ur gonna try to 'atleast' put a thought in someone's mind about god, make it better than this crap. fail
@arsenalskate123 Don't blame me just because your atheistical worldview is challenged by the indisputableness of my video. Maybe you should take this opportunity to bow down to senor christ and ask him to forgivinate you. God blessicals!
@arsenalskate123 Sheesh-- you and your godless bunch will go to any length to try and atheistinate the whole world. Well guess what, christianateers like myself will keep thwartifying you at every turn. You say you want empircalized evidence? Yeah right. If that were true, then why do you reject my vide?. If you can't take the heat, then get out of the frying pan (cuz frying pans are hot when placed on a stove). Checkmate Mr. Atheistologist.
Even if it was possible to prove evolution wrong, it still wouldn't prove creationism right at all. It's silly. If you really want proof for evolution, check out this vid: search: Irrefutable Proof For Evolution.
Even if it was possible to prove evolution wrong, it still wouldn't prove creationism right at all. It's silly. If you really want proof for evolution, check out this vid:
i can't tell if what you wrote the stuff under the video as a joke, because it is pretty damn stupid. Why would an atheist, whom rejects the supernatural and gods, worship Satan? it makes no sense. or the sentence, "Evolution, though a brilliant theory, has probably been proven wrong time and time again." probably? why probably? sorry, nothing has proven evolution wrong, even after many years of creationists trying. if this is a joke, i applaud your dedication to appear stupid
Just so we're clear, you can take your atheistological arguments and shove them. It must be so lonely being a slave to your scientistrical religion. You don't believe Satan and science are the same thing eh? Well then let's try an experiment shall we? Hell is full of fire, right? Scientisticians like to use Bunsen Burners in their labs right? Fire + Bunsen Burners + Scientucians = Satan Lovers.
Checkmate Jantles. I look forward to you apologinastating to me.
@TotemX again, i am really confused, what you say is so god-damned stupid you must be joking... saying atheists are satanists because scientists use Bunsen burners... and the whole making up words thing making yourself seem even crazier... again, I applaud your dedication to appear stupid
@Jantles Of course you're confused Jantles. That's what happens when you live your life relying on rationalical thinkedness and logicicity instead of the time-tested Jesusological method. My worldview is based on evidence-based faithonomy. Maybe you should try it some time.
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
@ salahhe. "...this video is just insulting and should be removed." So I guess you are anti freedom of speech? That comment reflects the very ideals of religion. Listen, don't question, and do as you have been told. Religion is insulting to human kind. We were "shat out" by some generic god and we have nothing to live for but an armageddon? Our true origins are far more complex than some story book written to scare children and dim witted adults would have you or anyone believe.
@mattsetonend I am not a religious person. But Irespect every person's right to be. And I have respect for their choice in religion although my opinion might be that they are wrong. I also agree and respect good humor even on touchy subjects. But this is neither humor nor good. It is only crap.
If I understand you correctly, you respect good humor so long as YOU think its humorous? So, if anyone needs guidance about a video they plan to post on YouTube, they should just consult you and make sure it's ok. Is that what you are suggesting?
@TotemX There are some unwritten rules about good humor and bad humor. If you would still consider it funny if someone did it to you, that is good humor. I tend to believe that people wouldn't consider funny if their most intimate believes would be oversimplified and turned into something they are not and has nothing to do with reality. Like if I were to tell you your mother is an ugly whore who gave birth to you because she took it up the ass. If you consider that funny I stand corrected.
I know of no unwritten rules about humor. Something is either funny or not; people laugh, or they don't. You are more than welcome to make fun of my mother as you see fit, but since she is not a public figure, most people would probably not think it was all that funny. If, however, you have some good material about my mother, then I encourage you to share it so that we may all join in on the hilarity.
I can say the same thing about creationism. Have some really good stuff on it, bring it on. If you only use shit as your fun argument then, I quote you: "most people would probably not think it was all that funny".
Oh here we go with another one of these atheistocrats trying to convince me that they don't worship Satanicals. Sorry buddy, but you've been called out on your bluffington. Just remember, it's never to late to repentinate.
@TotemX hey dumbass if im atheist that means i dont belive in god so there for i dont believe in satan either so ya you are retarded i dont worship ANYTHING so get that through your thick bible thumping skull
One more thing buddy. I'm not a bible thumper, but I am a bible humper. And hump you I shall with the mighty staff of the Lord. Maybe then you will see the truth behind Christianicals.
@TotemX oh and btw you worship someone who never exsisted and your relegion is a lie based on barbaric believes enjoy your day ignorant follower of nothing
I find your ignorance of Jesus Science appalling. Obviously, one of us didn't pay attention in our Religionistics class. I'm getting tired of educating you Darwinazis. Go ahead and try to refute my video. This should be real fun. And while you're at it, explain to me how "nature" made water clear. What are the odds of that happening? It has to be like infinity to one!
@THaBUTCHMAN youre an idiot, true athiests leave other religions alone and dont give a shit about them, and actually learn how to spell religion and exist too you fucking idiot.
I'm not sure I understand your comment, but I checked out your channel, and I think its totally awesome that you put the exact same comment verbatim on dozens of other videos. You're the most inspiring sock account I've ever met. Thanks!
if the world had sense lol it wuldnt be like this. stand with the beast you shall fall with the beast. if the world had sense there wuldnt be unequality, if the world had sense then we would work to help improve human life instead of working to get some money, if the world had sense. it wuldnt be the world
I'll have you know that my native tongue is CHRIST. That's right. I speak the native language of the almighty. If you can't understand it, it's probably because you're a denialologist. Watch my video again, and try to refutilate me. You'll fail miserably because I gots G-O-D on my side.
While I enjoyed the animation, I pity your lack of understanding of science, your ignorance of the evidence, and your hatred of those who disagree with you.
Thanks for the support AlmightyZaitsev, but I'll do you one better than a newsletter. I'll send you your very own copy of the 42nd Edition New World Revisionist Midwestern American Semi-Protestant Super Good News Bible. It has become the national standard since the latest update in July of 2009. It omits all positive portrayals of women, and beefs up some of the more liberal statements Jesus accidentally said. It's definitely the best bible of 3Q 2009 by far.
That's a sort of beliefs I can get behind! I would hope it would omit this "turn the other cheek" nonsense too. For too long we Christians have had to turn the other cheek and suffered for it.
I'm a Christian and am friends with two scientists that teach at a Christian College. Both of them confirm that the Adam and Eve story SHOULD NOT be taken literally and that evolution is VALID! They said GOD is the creator(in their opinion of course)and that they believe he used evolution as a part of his method to create! Is that so hard for you to believe? If it is why?
99minerkc : I can respect you for having the courage to say this unlike many Christians who do not and deny the obvious facts. I applaud you for your courage.
99minerkc....Shame on you for denying the TRUTH when it's right in front of your face. Want proof about the evidence for creation? Simply press the PLAY button above. My video is all the proof you'll ever need. The truthicity of my beliefs is self-evident. It's time for you to STOP being a scientifical denializer.
If there were no Adam and Eve, then there was no eating of the fruit, meaning there was no Fall of Man, meaning there was no reason for Jesus to die and rise again.
Christianity collapses if Adam and Eve weren't actual people.
I'm seeking a one-size-fits-all, relatively coherent worldview that supplies simple answers to complex quesions. My only reponsibility should be to offer uncritical assent to its propositions.
This is quite possibly the best lecture on Creationology I've ever seen. It's a very important topic and should be taught alongside intelligent design.
Thanks greatspeler. I should point out, however, that Creationology is distinct from intelligent design. As you can see from our video, we strongly believe that mankind was forged in the furnace of God's love, whereas intelligent design makes no such claim. Please remember to always stand up to those godless satan-worshipping scientistocrats.
so who made god? where did he come from. ask your self that. just some random guy with tons of powers desided to make us? no sry. this evolution makes more sense.
Frankly, I'm getting tired of refuting all of the rational thinkers who comment on this movie. Don't bother throwing your education and your well-reasoned ideas at me. GOD is all the textbooks and logic I'll ever need.
And where do you get off asking where God comes from? Nobody asks where the number 2 comes from! It's just there, and we all accept it. Can't you do the same thing with God?
the origin and history of the number 2 is well known.
which part of the bible or GOD did you use to learn how to type on a computer ?
sure you might not like these rational thinkers, but i'm still waiting on somebody to actually refute any of it with real arguments and real evidence.
'god is all you need' is not a refutation also citing lies or misunderstanding of information is not a refutation. (like crocoducks and so called 'missing' links)
God may have not taught me to type on the computer, but he DID invent my fingers. Need proof? The bible says that God created man, and "man" includes fingers.
I haven't made one lousy illogical argument yet. All of my arguments are one hundred percent verifiable. My preacher says they're true, and my preacher wouldn't lie.
I agree larry. I'm sick and tired of these damn evolutionistas trying to tell me how to live my life. I've already got someone running my life (God), and he's doing just fine in my book. The good book that is.
I think my video proves that your comment is absolute nonsense. How can you continue to cling to your 19th century scientistical mumbo jumbo in the face of overwhelming religious proof (i.e. my video).
This is serious business my friend. We are waging war against the scientinians and their godless ways. If we don't stand up and proclaim the truth with videos such as this, then we have already lost the war to those satan-worshipping atheistinal jerks. Stand up and be proud of your creationology beliefs. I did, and look how happy I am! :-)
Thank you for your kind words. I tried hard to create a video that was both faithful and technically accurate to biblical canon. I don't want any of those damn scientisticans coming back later and accusing me of not doing any real research into evolutionomics. I know my stuff and this video proves it. Long live Creationology!
I see that you're a trendsetter. I've never heard them called FLICKbooks before, but I suppose you're entitled to make up words as you see fit. Please enjoy my other videos when you get a chance.
Jesus (as a character in this parable) is being very clever: when tempted to defy Roman authority, with the presentation of a coin he says, give the coin to the man on the coin, give your soul to the god on your soul.
He avoids the question but makes the point.
As I am saying unto you: your faith you should give to your god; my knowledge is a secular matter. They are separate things and not to be confused.
I'm sorry to hear that Deep4441. Even in the face of irrefutable FACT (as presented in the above video) you fail to bring yourself to the lord. It would seem that you have strong FAITH in evolutiononomy. What makes us so different my friend?
it all makes sense now, i used to believe evolution until now
matt1523 1 month ago
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this made my day :D
354TwujHuj415 1 month ago
most evotard atheists suck an incredible amount of DICK!!
DisprovingEvolution 1 month ago
No wonder so many people DISLIKED this vid (including me)
P.S. "ape-man believer"......there are NUMEROUS Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journals refuting evolution and showing evidence for Intelligent Design (Link 10 on the bottom of my channel)
Members of the RELIGION of evolutionism/atheism have got to be the most hypocritical, evo-religious, ignorant clowns on Earth
Nothing is transforming into an entirely NEW species. Us Homo Sapiens are STILL Homo Sapiens after 200,000 years of BS "evolution"
DisprovingEvolution 1 month ago
@DisprovingEvolution I totally agree with your comment. I'm so tired of these evolutionites cramming their so-called "theories" about human originicals down our throats. They can keep on throwing their idiotic scientistics at us, and we'll just keep knocking them down with our biblican knowledge.
Stupid atheists just can't learnify anything.
TotemX 1 month ago
Christians- the only people who could believe, without question, that an all-powerful being can create the world out of nothing, yet needs dust to make a man, and a man's rib to make a woman.
bobmuffins 5 months ago
lol I love blasphemy
gamextremist 6 months ago
lots of people getting trolled in this vid
Pooternackle5 6 months ago
this made my day :D
Darusdei 6 months ago
I'm an atheist, and I liked this video, well done sir
BrotherhoodOfTheDead 6 months ago
u trolin
dusparr 9 months ago
oh comon, what's with the religious flaming i mean jesus crist! calm down . . god's gonna be pissed at you lot for not "using" your sense of humour that he "gave you" ... i giggled at this and i like your animations
sexdrugsandrave 9 months ago
Oh look, a bunch of little faggots on youtube don't get the fucking joke. Niggers.
ManicRockNRoller 9 months ago
@ManicRockNRoller No one gets the joke because no one can laugh at themselves. Or be the butt of their own jokes.
BigBlack81 9 months ago
i was a atheist until i watched this.. . . idiot. if ur gonna try to 'atleast' put a thought in someone's mind about god, make it better than this crap. fail
arsenalskate123 9 months ago
@arsenalskate123 Don't blame me just because your atheistical worldview is challenged by the indisputableness of my video. Maybe you should take this opportunity to bow down to senor christ and ask him to forgivinate you. God blessicals!
TotemX 9 months ago 4
@TotemX
i really hope ur playing around. if this is ur evidence for god than u need help
arsenalskate123 9 months ago
@arsenalskate123 Sheesh-- you and your godless bunch will go to any length to try and atheistinate the whole world. Well guess what, christianateers like myself will keep thwartifying you at every turn. You say you want empircalized evidence? Yeah right. If that were true, then why do you reject my vide?. If you can't take the heat, then get out of the frying pan (cuz frying pans are hot when placed on a stove). Checkmate Mr. Atheistologist.
TotemX 9 months ago 4
@TotemX
lol. ur clearly playing around. u had me 4 a bit
arsenalskate123 9 months ago
some ppl prolly did get ceated like this... I mean obama binladen for instance!!!
JBJ6996777 11 months ago
vc é um idiota! use humor pra algo mais produtivo!
leosystem89 11 months ago
if this is true, who crapped out god then??
SalvadorDali22 11 months ago 2
@SalvadorDali22 Isn't it obvious? God as we know it was crapped out by another stronger Uber-God.
TotemX 9 months ago 7
@TotemX then who made that uber-god?
randomness1210 7 months ago
@randomness1210 Chuck Norris.. Duh!
knutson92 7 months ago
@knutson92 then who made chuck norris?
randomness1210 6 months ago
@randomness1210 Chuck Norris isnt made. He is..
knutson92 6 months ago
@TotemX I thought God always been crap
4thou2 5 months ago
lol
loflaherty21 1 year ago
Even if it was possible to prove evolution wrong, it still wouldn't prove creationism right at all. It's silly. If you really want proof for evolution, check out this vid: search: Irrefutable Proof For Evolution.
speedproductions797 1 year ago
Even if it was possible to prove evolution wrong, it still wouldn't prove creationism right at all. It's silly. If you really want proof for evolution, check out this vid:
speedproductions797 1 year ago
i can't tell if what you wrote the stuff under the video as a joke, because it is pretty damn stupid. Why would an atheist, whom rejects the supernatural and gods, worship Satan? it makes no sense. or the sentence, "Evolution, though a brilliant theory, has probably been proven wrong time and time again." probably? why probably? sorry, nothing has proven evolution wrong, even after many years of creationists trying. if this is a joke, i applaud your dedication to appear stupid
Jantles 1 year ago
@Jantles
Just so we're clear, you can take your atheistological arguments and shove them. It must be so lonely being a slave to your scientistrical religion. You don't believe Satan and science are the same thing eh? Well then let's try an experiment shall we? Hell is full of fire, right? Scientisticians like to use Bunsen Burners in their labs right? Fire + Bunsen Burners + Scientucians = Satan Lovers.
Checkmate Jantles. I look forward to you apologinastating to me.
TotemX 1 year ago
@TotemX again, i am really confused, what you say is so god-damned stupid you must be joking... saying atheists are satanists because scientists use Bunsen burners... and the whole making up words thing making yourself seem even crazier... again, I applaud your dedication to appear stupid
Jantles 1 year ago
@Jantles Of course you're confused Jantles. That's what happens when you live your life relying on rationalical thinkedness and logicicity instead of the time-tested Jesusological method. My worldview is based on evidence-based faithonomy. Maybe you should try it some time.
TotemX 1 year ago
@TotemX haha maybe i will. good talking to you.
Jantles 1 year ago
@Jantles its a joke, a parody, like edward current, its satire, he's an atheist too :)
and particularly funny satire :)
HeyHeyHarmonicaLuke 1 year ago
I'm an Athiest who enjoys this guy's awsome flip-book abilities.
MrClanzO 1 year ago
This has got to be satire. And as such, I applaud you.
jymbo1969 1 year ago
This cartoon makes more sense than 'The Origins Of The Species' entire book.Should be peerreview.........4 thumbs up!!!!
breedofthe45 1 year ago
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1 OMG HE TOOK A BIG SHIT AND CREATING US WITH IT!
MAN, you just made my DAY! Thank you! XD
WOLF777dude 1 year ago
google Doe's Account.
4Wammer 1 year ago
But the bible is true:
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
lizazoon 1 year ago
woooohooo awesome vid!!!
anonymousstormchaser 1 year ago
wtf ?
guil0111 1 year ago
I am not an adept of Creationism or religion whatsoever but this video is just insulting and should be removed.
salahhe 1 year ago
Wow. Sorry for having fun.
BalzacCinema 1 year ago
@ salahhe. "...this video is just insulting and should be removed." So I guess you are anti freedom of speech? That comment reflects the very ideals of religion. Listen, don't question, and do as you have been told. Religion is insulting to human kind. We were "shat out" by some generic god and we have nothing to live for but an armageddon? Our true origins are far more complex than some story book written to scare children and dim witted adults would have you or anyone believe.
mattsetonend 1 year ago 2
@mattsetonend I am not a religious person. But Irespect every person's right to be. And I have respect for their choice in religion although my opinion might be that they are wrong. I also agree and respect good humor even on touchy subjects. But this is neither humor nor good. It is only crap.
salahhe 1 year ago
@salahhe
If I understand you correctly, you respect good humor so long as YOU think its humorous? So, if anyone needs guidance about a video they plan to post on YouTube, they should just consult you and make sure it's ok. Is that what you are suggesting?
TotemX 1 year ago 10
@TotemX There are some unwritten rules about good humor and bad humor. If you would still consider it funny if someone did it to you, that is good humor. I tend to believe that people wouldn't consider funny if their most intimate believes would be oversimplified and turned into something they are not and has nothing to do with reality. Like if I were to tell you your mother is an ugly whore who gave birth to you because she took it up the ass. If you consider that funny I stand corrected.
salahhe 1 year ago
@salahhe
I know of no unwritten rules about humor. Something is either funny or not; people laugh, or they don't. You are more than welcome to make fun of my mother as you see fit, but since she is not a public figure, most people would probably not think it was all that funny. If, however, you have some good material about my mother, then I encourage you to share it so that we may all join in on the hilarity.
Thanks for posting!
TotemX 1 year ago 3
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@TotemX
I can say the same thing about creationism. Have some really good stuff on it, bring it on. If you only use shit as your fun argument then, I quote you: "most people would probably not think it was all that funny".
salahhe 1 year ago
@salahhe personally I don't respect the willfully ignorant, although I'd fight tooth and nail for their right to be willfully ignorant.
Richy15251 1 year ago
@mattsetonend u just out lined my entire belife system
DANTEandSTEVEN 1 year ago
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ViktorDragoon 1 year ago
You forgot the verse where God gave him mouth-to-mouth.
alysdexia 1 year ago
That's great jajajajajajajaa LOL
Danx399 2 years ago
hehe, pretty good
XanthIllion 2 years ago
HA!!! Conan theme song
fightinglobo06 2 years ago
"Shame on you Satan worshipping atheists" ??? that makes no sense you are retarded
THaBUTCHMAN 2 years ago 2
@THaBUTCHMAN
Oh here we go with another one of these atheistocrats trying to convince me that they don't worship Satanicals. Sorry buddy, but you've been called out on your bluffington. Just remember, it's never to late to repentinate.
God blessicals my friend.
TotemX 2 years ago
@TotemX "Oh here we go with another one of these atheistocrats trying to convince me that they don't worship Satanicals."
LOL!!! Ya, atheists worship something they don't think exists! Poor, deluded religious nuts.
mooseflier 1 year ago
@TotemX hey dumbass if im atheist that means i dont belive in god so there for i dont believe in satan either so ya you are retarded i dont worship ANYTHING so get that through your thick bible thumping skull
THaBUTCHMAN 1 year ago
@THaBUTCHMAN
One more thing buddy. I'm not a bible thumper, but I am a bible humper. And hump you I shall with the mighty staff of the Lord. Maybe then you will see the truth behind Christianicals.
God blessington
TotemX 1 year ago
@TotemX oh and btw you worship someone who never exsisted and your relegion is a lie based on barbaric believes enjoy your day ignorant follower of nothing
THaBUTCHMAN 1 year ago
@THaBUTCHMAN
I find your ignorance of Jesus Science appalling. Obviously, one of us didn't pay attention in our Religionistics class. I'm getting tired of educating you Darwinazis. Go ahead and try to refute my video. This should be real fun. And while you're at it, explain to me how "nature" made water clear. What are the odds of that happening? It has to be like infinity to one!
Boo-yah! Another atheistocrat bites the dust.
TotemX 1 year ago
@THaBUTCHMAN youre an idiot, true athiests leave other religions alone and dont give a shit about them, and actually learn how to spell religion and exist too you fucking idiot.
jcodym13 1 year ago
@jcodym13 -- That's right. Besides, I don't have the balls not to thank God on thanksgiving.
jojojosmart 1 year ago
So if I am a piece of poo, I have poo powers =D
MrCanadiaEH 2 years ago
@MrCanadiaEH thnk you
THaBUTCHMAN 1 year ago
Great video and shit... but... Fuck the Discovery Institute.
wikired 2 years ago
you must have alot of free time. That was great!
theDLVshow 2 years ago
this was very good =)
ImDino 2 years ago
so men are originally come from shit lol
MsStunningAngel 2 years ago
LOL! that was cool and funny.
TECfan1 2 years ago
Ha ha... that is what called entertaining video! XD
thegreatMSG 2 years ago
also how long does it take to draw everything?
zakere1568 2 years ago
hhaahah loool wtf =)
keep it up its funny and random
zakere1568 2 years ago
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kent hovind is crazy the true. kent hovind is the best. evolution is for dumb asses who ever believes in that bullshit is stupid like he says.
alex85russia 2 years ago
@alex85russia:
I'm not sure I understand your comment, but I checked out your channel, and I think its totally awesome that you put the exact same comment verbatim on dozens of other videos. You're the most inspiring sock account I've ever met. Thanks!
TotemX 2 years ago
lol but do you believe in a god? you have fun with your imaginary friend while the rest of the world have sense
skelt94 2 years ago 17
the rest of the world? :P not exactly few people who belive in god. Im not so religious but im just sayin haha
ImDino 2 years ago
if the world had sense lol it wuldnt be like this. stand with the beast you shall fall with the beast. if the world had sense there wuldnt be unequality, if the world had sense then we would work to help improve human life instead of working to get some money, if the world had sense. it wuldnt be the world
free00to00ryhme 1 year ago
@skelt94 you do realize that this was ment ironically right?
scheiSSkind77 1 year ago
i thought this was a joke until i started reading the comments...
holdenbane 2 years ago 2
Nice one. LOL!
Where do I sign up to start tithing to the first church of Creationology?
BoneySkylord 2 years ago
Haha, it's been a while since I've heard this song. Conan the Barbarian FTW!
SHSH1212 2 years ago
I sent $161 to help the Creation Museum from being stolen by the government. ;)
Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
i got saved watching your Beelzebus series. thank you and God bless you and your ministry. ( :
alitlweird 2 years ago
Lies and shit.
Zero stars.
beachcomber2008 2 years ago
beachcomber2008:
Shame on you for denying all of the evidencinals for Creationology. How much more proof do you need? My video was irrefutablized.
You denialismists will very soon face your judgementing in the end.
TotemX 2 years ago
Hey, you're talking idiocy.
My cat makes more sense than you.
What's your native tongue?
beachcomber2008 2 years ago
Hey yourself beachcomber,
I'll have you know that my native tongue is CHRIST. That's right. I speak the native language of the almighty. If you can't understand it, it's probably because you're a denialologist. Watch my video again, and try to refutilate me. You'll fail miserably because I gots G-O-D on my side.
Wambam, another atheistinite bites the dust.
TotemX 2 years ago
Yum. Tasty dust!
LOL
You got me! I must remember to slow down a bit.... :)
beachcomber2008 2 years ago 3
I'm glad you finally saw the loving light of Christonomy.
God blessicals.
TotemX 2 years ago
God blessicals to you too.
I owe you my stabilizationalistism.
Ever heard of Stanley Unwin?
Longtimeagowise in the nearhistoricity productified he the absoload
Sadmomentarily he was defrogspawned by the vaguenecessity of timetick
beachcomber2008 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA You write this but when you saw the video you were laughing your ass off weren't you?
and remember - don't lie cause the invisible man in the clouds will know!
1n354a 2 years ago 2
VERY wellmade, a clear 5/5 ^^
GronTheMighty 2 years ago
This is great lol.
sushiyama1 2 years ago
mother of all clusterfucks, most awesome use of post-it's EVER ^^
Sutskoen 2 years ago
Very nice indeed.!
5*
NonStampCollector 2 years ago
While I enjoyed the animation, I pity your lack of understanding of science, your ignorance of the evidence, and your hatred of those who disagree with you.
evilotakuneko 2 years ago
Prett sure this is a parody bud. =)
Read his profile.
mooseflier 2 years ago
I'm so sick and tired of you damn evolutionistas trying to steal my thunder!
How much evidenceology of creationistics do you need? I've provided you with rock solid facts to convince you of the truth, and you still denialate?
Damn you sir. Damn you to your scientinific hell!
God blessicals.
TotemX 2 years ago
lolness
brainfoodlunch 2 years ago
"Sure, we may have filed some false DMCA's, but if God didn't want us to, then he wouldn't have allowed us to do it in the first place"
hehe
mooseflier 2 years ago
I appreciate your beliefs and would like to receive a newsletter of your work.
You are giving these evilutionists what for!
AlmightyZaitsev 2 years ago
Thanks for the support AlmightyZaitsev, but I'll do you one better than a newsletter. I'll send you your very own copy of the 42nd Edition New World Revisionist Midwestern American Semi-Protestant Super Good News Bible. It has become the national standard since the latest update in July of 2009. It omits all positive portrayals of women, and beefs up some of the more liberal statements Jesus accidentally said. It's definitely the best bible of 3Q 2009 by far.
Thanks again!
TotemX 2 years ago
That's a sort of beliefs I can get behind! I would hope it would omit this "turn the other cheek" nonsense too. For too long we Christians have had to turn the other cheek and suffered for it.
Glory, glory Big J.C. of Nazareth.
AlmightyZaitsev 2 years ago
that was nothing short of epic...i love you
Timmay123456789 2 years ago
Poe's Law at work! Hehehe ^^;
evilotakuneko 2 years ago
Indeed =)
mooseflier 2 years ago
Look, I don't know who this "Poe" fella is, but I'm getting mighty sick of hearing about him.
Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and God beats Poe. (whoever the hell that is). 'Nuff said.
Checkmate. God wins again!
TotemX 2 years ago
I'm a Christian and am friends with two scientists that teach at a Christian College. Both of them confirm that the Adam and Eve story SHOULD NOT be taken literally and that evolution is VALID! They said GOD is the creator(in their opinion of course)and that they believe he used evolution as a part of his method to create! Is that so hard for you to believe? If it is why?
99minerkc 2 years ago
99minerkc : I can respect you for having the courage to say this unlike many Christians who do not and deny the obvious facts. I applaud you for your courage.
xxdjsethxx 2 years ago
So Jesus died for a metaphorical story?
civildisobediance0 2 years ago
99minerkc....Shame on you for denying the TRUTH when it's right in front of your face. Want proof about the evidence for creation? Simply press the PLAY button above. My video is all the proof you'll ever need. The truthicity of my beliefs is self-evident. It's time for you to STOP being a scientifical denializer.
God bless!
TotemX 2 years ago
ROFL!! Dude, you are creative persistent! I love your video!
99minerkc 2 years ago
Your video was painfully funny dude! rofl!!
99minerkc 2 years ago
If there were no Adam and Eve, then there was no eating of the fruit, meaning there was no Fall of Man, meaning there was no reason for Jesus to die and rise again.
Christianity collapses if Adam and Eve weren't actual people.
ClumsyRoot 2 years ago
The fact is they're holding back SOME of the truth, so you have to find it yourself! Good luck and peace to you! : )
99minerkc 2 years ago
I have no interest in doing anything on my own
I'm seeking a one-size-fits-all, relatively coherent worldview that supplies simple answers to complex quesions. My only reponsibility should be to offer uncritical assent to its propositions.
ClumsyRoot 2 years ago
Each person needs to choose which path is best for then to follow!
99minerkc 2 years ago
NO! I want someone else to choose a path FOR me, and then I can just follow along. Much, much easier.
ClumsyRoot 2 years ago
Try Satanism!
99minerkc 2 years ago
Okay, as long as I don't have to do any reading.
ClumsyRoot 2 years ago
Why would I want to support liars and people who intentionally mislead others?!?! No, I don't think so! I hope they go down for deception!
99minerkc 2 years ago
Poe's law, yes?
TheKitXune 2 years ago
Are you serious? I'm thinking this is satire, and I sincerely hope it is. Otherwise, Hail Satan!!!!
terminaldeity 2 years ago
Amen brother.
Let's see how the EVILutionismists deal with that!
D3ltaStar 2 years ago
Hi D3ltaStar,
I couldn't agree more. Everytime one of these Godless atheistocrats try to respond to this video, I end up just making them look foolisheristic.
Take that you silly evolutionillicans!
TotemX 2 years ago
This is quite possibly the best lecture on Creationology I've ever seen. It's a very important topic and should be taught alongside intelligent design.
greatspeler 2 years ago
Thanks greatspeler. I should point out, however, that Creationology is distinct from intelligent design. As you can see from our video, we strongly believe that mankind was forged in the furnace of God's love, whereas intelligent design makes no such claim. Please remember to always stand up to those godless satan-worshipping scientistocrats.
Long live Creationology! God bless!
TotemX 2 years ago
Pretty funny. Love the Conan music too.
magick205 2 years ago
This vid is WRONG! Im getting sick of this misconception!!!!! God has a way smaller vagina - why can't anyone accept it???!
dcxJ 2 years ago 2
xD that's soooo funny. nice job
KevinLounsberry 2 years ago
so who made god? where did he come from. ask your self that. just some random guy with tons of powers desided to make us? no sry. this evolution makes more sense.
XXXnotworthyXXX 2 years ago
Frankly, I'm getting tired of refuting all of the rational thinkers who comment on this movie. Don't bother throwing your education and your well-reasoned ideas at me. GOD is all the textbooks and logic I'll ever need.
And where do you get off asking where God comes from? Nobody asks where the number 2 comes from! It's just there, and we all accept it. Can't you do the same thing with God?
Geez, you educationazis really tick me off.
TotemX 2 years ago
brilliant.
Skantaq 2 years ago
the origin and history of the number 2 is well known.
which part of the bible or GOD did you use to learn how to type on a computer ?
sure you might not like these rational thinkers, but i'm still waiting on somebody to actually refute any of it with real arguments and real evidence.
'god is all you need' is not a refutation also citing lies or misunderstanding of information is not a refutation. (like crocoducks and so called 'missing' links)
funny yes, but you should have left it there.
werterr3 2 years ago
Werterr3,
God may have not taught me to type on the computer, but he DID invent my fingers. Need proof? The bible says that God created man, and "man" includes fingers.
Looks like just got pwned.
TotemX 2 years ago
Can I get a doctorate from you if I send you some money?
Misterb0z 2 years ago
I can't give you a doctorate, but I can give you something much more valuable: a wet juicy christian kiss on the lips.
TotemX 2 years ago
Damn, that was pretty good.
SkullVodka 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Evolution is a made up theory by those who are afraid of God, and think that if they don't acknowledge Him, He goes away. Good luck with that.
thepiratelarry 2 years ago
So if I keep on trying to ignore your lousy illogical arguments your still gonna still be a argumentative believing douche? Lol!
Tokagawa89 2 years ago
I haven't made one lousy illogical argument yet. All of my arguments are one hundred percent verifiable. My preacher says they're true, and my preacher wouldn't lie.
Checkmate Tokagawa89. You've been pwned.
TotemX 2 years ago
Heres a fun vid you can watch too! Lol!
Tokagawa89 2 years ago
I agree larry. I'm sick and tired of these damn evolutionistas trying to tell me how to live my life. I've already got someone running my life (God), and he's doing just fine in my book. The good book that is.
Preach on brother!
TotemX 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Too bad the Bible said the earth was flat.
And that the sun revolved around the earth.
And that humans are made of dirt.
And that snakes, donkeys, and bushes talk.
And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman.
Other than a few minor details like that,
it's a really scientific book!
Hahahaha!!!!!
Imaginefree69 2 years ago
I think my video proves that your comment is absolute nonsense. How can you continue to cling to your 19th century scientistical mumbo jumbo in the face of overwhelming religious proof (i.e. my video).
(sigh) Someday you'll see the light.
TotemX 2 years ago
hehe there's just one thing bothering me...
this is so over the top, that you must be sarcastic right ?
this must be a joke :) and a good one too, cause the paper animation rocks and is funny as hell (pun intended)
werterr3 2 years ago
Sarcastic?? Joke??
This is serious business my friend. We are waging war against the scientinians and their godless ways. If we don't stand up and proclaim the truth with videos such as this, then we have already lost the war to those satan-worshipping atheistinal jerks. Stand up and be proud of your creationology beliefs. I did, and look how happy I am! :-)
TotemX 2 years ago
Can't argue with that....
golddigger159 2 years ago
so awesome!
lairdofgarscaddon 2 years ago
fucking epic. amazing job. that must have taken ages to draw
ThePirateGrog 2 years ago
look -
freeagonyaunt dot c*m
talking artificial intelligence site!
d4vidgwapo 3 years ago
ROFL "creationology"
largemoose 3 years ago 4
I'm glad I watched the video before commenting.
ThePsychoReturns 3 years ago 3
that was epic! nice choice of music too
SHSH1212 3 years ago
This is a great video, but I think you should post a less technical version for the creationists who haven't had any scientific training.
KennyTew2 3 years ago 3
Thank you for your kind words. I tried hard to create a video that was both faithful and technically accurate to biblical canon. I don't want any of those damn scientisticans coming back later and accusing me of not doing any real research into evolutionomics. I know my stuff and this video proves it. Long live Creationology!
TotemX 3 years ago
I agree, it's clear that your work is not only pear reviewed but apple reviewed as well, so take that skyince!!!
KennyTew2 3 years ago
5 Stars. :D
kugelblitz2001 3 years ago
that was awesome!
FockerTheLopper 3 years ago
OMG i love it haha
macmacmacmac000 3 years ago
That's the music from conan the barbarian. Awesome.
cellblockearth 3 years ago
Excellent work cellblockearth. You're the first to guess that correctly!
TotemX 3 years ago
Nice Vid.
KCahill7 3 years ago
haha!! nice job ;)
NemoAlfa 3 years ago
I see that you're a trendsetter. I've never heard them called FLICKbooks before, but I suppose you're entitled to make up words as you see fit. Please enjoy my other videos when you get a chance.
Many thanks!
TotemX 3 years ago
TotemX,
you posted a comment to me about the rights/wrongs of evolution, and foretold schisms in the scientific community.
Why are you sending this to me?
euphemus2 3 years ago
I THINK evolution is true because I have PROOF.
I BELIEVE NOT in god because I have FAITH NOT.
I support anyone believing whatever they choose to believe: I do not ask them to prove their belief - the measure is faith alone (proof is not faith).
I support anyone knowing whatever they choose to know: I do not ask them to believe their knowledge - the measure is proof alone (faith is not proof).
I tell you, you are not wrong: you tell me, I am wrong. Which is fair?
euphemus2 3 years ago
Ha! Another scientist bites the dust. Who's gonna f*ck with God? Nobody that's who. Boo-yah!
TotemX 3 years ago
Did you understand what I said or are you certifiably insane?
You believe what you want: I will know what I know. There is no conflict but that which you seek.
You make the assumption that the Bible is yours exclusively and that to understand it is to believe it - that is not so.
...
euphemus2 3 years ago
Jesus (as a character in this parable) is being very clever: when tempted to defy Roman authority, with the presentation of a coin he says, give the coin to the man on the coin, give your soul to the god on your soul.
He avoids the question but makes the point.
As I am saying unto you: your faith you should give to your god; my knowledge is a secular matter. They are separate things and not to be confused.
Go back to your stationary trap little troll!
euphemus2 3 years ago
Evolution is based on real fact and proof.
The bible is fake, is based on nothing and was made to control people.
Im an atheist and i believe in evolution and im proud of it.
DEEP4441 3 years ago
I'm sorry to hear that Deep4441. Even in the face of irrefutable FACT (as presented in the above video) you fail to bring yourself to the lord. It would seem that you have strong FAITH in evolutiononomy. What makes us so different my friend?
TotemX 3 years ago