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  • This video... its so disturbing.. yet very addictive to watch...

  • This is like the next E3, where Gaben, Miyamoto, Kojima and Toddler Howard dance shirtless.

  • I couldn't stay away... I had to check to make sure I didn't hallucinate this...

  • This is the greatest moment of my entire life. Until episode 3 comes out!

  • Am I Gabe for watching this?

  • @somebodychileno We are all Gabe.

  • why i cant stop watching?

  • this is gaben at the great gift pile award show

  • girlk look at that body

  • Everyone is heterosexual.

  • After almost 23 years in development I have now quit Valve and handed over the project to Infinity Ward who should finish Half Life 3 some time in the near future.

  • @dudens97 Never joke that..., ever

  • Everyone's gabe for gabe newell c:

  • after 3 console generations in production it hope it will have been worth the wait

  • fake and gaben

  • I have the weirdest boner right now

  • Interview with gabe Newell and valve 28k views this almost 1million views.... What?

  • Gabe Newell lost some weight

  • JIBJAB ROFL

  • These are all the people that make up the Gaben. This is why he is so fat

  • Thanks for making episode 3 come out earlier before its set back dates... when would that be, 3063?

  • Gabe divided by zero?

  • I miss when this was on Steampowered.ca ;_;

  • this isn't the real gabe the real game is fat and i mean like really fat like if you put all those men dressed like gabe together and multiplied with 10 then you would have gabe's[left foot]

  • I just gabed in my pants

  • This is hot.

  • Male 13-17

    Male 18-24

    Male 25-34

    WE ARE ALL GABE

  • Episode 3 reverse-delayed. Because in this video people made gabe actually move. Owait, NO DONT DELAY IT AGAIN!

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  • 570+ comments. Still no song title/artist =/

  • @enjikari this is probably a remix of song "Rick Tonic - Everybody". A longer version of this remix can be find on YouTube under the name "We are Loud".

  • Chippengabes:d

  • It will be worth the weight.

  • ._. oh gawd what is the name of that song?

  • Meanwhile At Valve...

  • Oh god...

  • i heard this song in r33mixs vid named Golden

  • name on that song plz will someone send a link or something

  • is it wrong if I like the song?

  • it's so easy to fap! IT'S WORK GABE NEWELL IS SEXY /end sarcasm

  • Source fucking where?!

  • Only Gabe could challenge my sexuality...

  • @number5ism  he doesnt talk anyways

  • @MrBlockersPro It was a joke.

  • there wont be an episode 3 The voice actor for Gordon Freeman died.

  • @number5ism Breen's voice actor really died.

  • @SuperFly8anzai Yeah they announced it all over steam's website when he really died, he was old though I can't remember right now how old he was i think he was in his late 70'sor early 80's.

  • @number5ism They said he died near 79. He had a heart attack.

  • Meanwhile, at Valve...

  • Keep uploading this video, if we get 753 vids of this is Full HD Gabe will barf out EP3.

  • 0//0 ... nosebleed

  • AWESOME VIDIO!!!11!

  • wers da fat ,da glorious fat!!!!

  • Putting the GAY in GAYBEN

  • so this is why episode 3 is not out yet

  • MEANWHILE AT VALVE

  • Oh Dear God

  • Photoshopped. He is now a Ringo

  • I jizzed Man Made out of steel and they jizzed stone bricks O_O

  • staring:

    Gabe Newel

    Nabe Gewel

    Gay'B New'L

    Gabel Newe

    Gawe Nebel

    and gabnewll

  • @TheChrislikespie Where's Gayben?

  • @SuperNovaAO Gayben is the dj

  • @TheChrislikespie you forgot Gaben

  • @Matoloko12 yea yea someone already said that.

  • i find this easy to masturbate too.

  • @ERR0R9O9 My genitals are numb from all this fapping

  • @chaostitanium LOL blue balls.

  • @ERR0R9O9 Thankfully my keyboard took in the impact

  • Thin Gabes? Special effects.

  • i am arroused by gabes sexy physhic

  • Thanks to this episode 3 will be advanced ONE WHOLE SECOND!!!!

  • this is a completely unedited video, it was taped live

  • lokjdszfuyhkhy  Sorry i was just whipping the jizz of my hey board.

  • My new rickroll.

  • holy shit... gabe really lost weight

  • after 9 year of developement,i hope it has been worth the weight

  • Gabe Newell after 10,000 years of exercise.

  • I honestly just want to see a reaction video of this... with the actual Gabe Newell reacting to it.

  • Oh, no wonder Portal 2 was once again, delayed from 19th February of 2011 to the 19th April of 2011. Im not insulting this video just a joke.

  • Not worth the weight.

  • Gabe would never move that much

  • Gabe: is like im wearing nothing at all!!

    Me: stupid and sexy gabe

  • Meanwhile at Valve...

  • This video challenged my sexual identity.

  • @BalanceFish What did you choose?

  • gaben.

  • AAAHHHRRHAHAHAAAARRAAHAHAAAAAA­AGH!  D=

  • MUST.

    NOT.

    FAP.

    ...Oh, what the hey.

  • Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds. 

  • Gabe Newell jr.: Welcome to half life eps. 3! After 50 years in deveploment I hope it was worth the wait

  • @GameStar1300 worth the weight

  • I fucking laughed my ass of :D:D:D:D:D

  • Note to self: Buy more cake for newell.

  • Never knew gabe was so buff.

  • Squidward: Imagine him dancing.

    watch video

    Squidward: Oh no, he's hot!

  • Why boner?

  • @Shijo87

    Because.

  • LOL!omg nice man. great work there

  • Delayed another five years...

  • @Ramizello you mean 10 month's early

  • I CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHA XDDD

  • And you wonder why there is no ep3...

  • WHY

  • Episode 3 will now be released 3 weeks earlier.

  • @IAMTAILSDOLL Doesn't make a bit of difference, we still have a billion years left.

  • 0:13 I always feel like Gabe Newell's watching me...

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • MEANWHILE, AT VALVE

  • My dream will never become a reality...

  • He lost some weight.

  • I have the weirdest boner...

  • I have the strangest boner....

  • You have succesfully delayed EP3.

  • Sorry girls, watching this video made me gabe

  • I caem.

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • @TheHalflife123 FAKE AND GABE

  • @tehwolf1337 indeed :D

  • THAT IS A BIT ODD

    AND SCARY

    :)

  • Have my babies.

  • Me so horny.

  • Gabe y u delay ep3?

  • Gaben's never been so Sexy xD

  • together they form GABEN !!!!!!

  • No. Just.... *can't continue**dies of laughter*

  • i got a boner o,O

  • gaben²

  • is it wrong if I stroked my sister's cock to this?

  • @kikomiko1 Thats hot....

  • Only me or has he Lost Weight ?

  • Meanwhile, at Valve...

  • Oh god Jibjab. I had so much fun with that site. I made something like this with all the characters from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

  • wat

  • Oh, I see, Gabe Newell is in fact 5 thin Gabe Newells compacted into one. Cool.

  • Somebody send this to Gabe Newell please !

  • It cost 400.000$ to feed Gabe Newell ... for 12 seconds...

  • tht made me lol

  • looooooool

  • I really enjoyed this...does that make me gabe? :\

  • @thed3m3nt3d It makes you a Gaben.

  • jibjab??? i remember when i was like 10 years old that was the only site i knew >.<

  • I jizzed buckets...

  • @gaiafreak111 youtube.com/user/mintyboi

  • @gaiafreak111 I was going to thumbs up this but then it wouldn't say 69 anymore :3

  • @gaiafreak111 i shat fries

  • Gabe'N'Dales

    Btw.: This is fake. Those guya are fatter than Gabe.

  • It's fake because Gabe is not that fat as these guys.

  • What the fuck

  • Jib and Jab picture says everything... This is fake and gabe

  • i was in a calender store and i saw a calender of the chippendales thing on the cover and i immeadently thought of this video and started laughing. thank you.

  • no gaems

  • FAKE AND GABE

  • more like the Gabendales

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  • gabe newell's dream

    

  • Gaben's show for gay men

  • Just Me, Gabe Newell.

  • fap

  • what is the name of the song?????

  • I think the band was called. !The GaBeS!

  • @Guckensens

    Chippengabes

  • f-f-f-fappity fap

  • Gabe Newell viewed this 20 times

  • sooo just ruined that song for me FOREVER!

  • Gabe Newell is just the video game version of Bill Gates, he worked there for 15 years

  • Gaybe.

  • this is so fake, you can totaly see the strings

  • @DONToCLICKoHERE We don't care its fake its funny as hell now STFU you shit head.

  • @guybidkar excuse me mr.butthurt but he was joking.

  • @guybidkar he was obviously being sarcastic, sherlock.

  • "fap fapidy fap fap"

  • Oh my god...

  • HHHNNNNNNNGGG

    I came

  • gabe has raged quit

  • this is how i look like

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